Watch Dogs 2
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Someone was paid actual money to make this.
>>345348393
>>345348393
DUDE HACKERS ANONYMOUS LMAOOO
>>345348431
dude binary lmao
dude lOgIn lmao
>>345348393
it actually doesn't look so bad, but the flavor text looks like it was written by a 9 year old
>>345350730
>written by a 9 year old
that's the target audience
>ubisoft
>2016
if you still buy these games you are part of the problem
>>345350548
Delete?
>>345348431
That's some hardcore San Francisco hipster shit
Almost as bad as this
>>345351669
This shitty costume is actually 100% more effective than the shit the other guy wears, if for no other reason than the fact it actually covers the entire body. Meanwhile that dipshit is going around with a hundred tattoos that can easily identify him.
>>345348393
Pic related: the game.
>>345350927
That Vivendi takeover can't come soon enough
>>345352543
It's fucking hilarious because you can see all this cringeworthy shit is a direct response to how everyone said Aidan was boring, so now they tried to pander to kids by making an epic hipster haxxor.
>>345348393
this reads like a bad fanfic
>>345348431
Kill this fucking industry already im sick. FUCK
>>345350927
>implying Wildlands isn't gonna be fun
>>345348431
>translates to Y,fY�
what the fuck?
>>345348393
>>345348431
>covers face
>still has arms on display full of unique tattoos
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
>make Watch-Dogs
>it's an overhyped, medicore open-world game that could've been great if the hacker stuff was expanded, stealth and non-combat emphasized.
>it was really just a reskinned Driver game that was pushed out because Driver has a terrible reputation.
>game was destined to be a franchise no matter what.
>story did have a good villain and if it bothered to follow the logic, it could've shown how being a vigilante is dumb and the people that want to be one are the worst sort.
>but the game alternates between this and 2004 memes and Batman shit.
>Game is disappointing but there was still promise.
>2016
>ubisoft design lead: "Hey guys, remember those early 90s hacker movies which were so far from the truth that it was cringeworthy? Yea lets make one of those! But vidya gaems!"
>que dubstep and emoticons
I honestly hate those 90s hacker movies. I hate them because they tried to be 80s action movies without understanding what makes good cheese and bad cheese.
>>345348393
They don't even mention his portable garbage can. At least he cares about the environment.
>>345353524
>Ghost Recon: JUST edition
Yea, you triggered me.
>>345348393
Is he the vidya equivalent of "MOMS GONNA FLIP": the character?
>>345348393
Nothing personnel kid
>>345354314
>JUST edition
What does this even mean
Like I get the meme you're referencing but how does it make sense
>>345353524
>MGS 5 by ubisoft
>fun
duh
GOTY
>>345348431
>incognito icon
>>345354868
because it's ubisoft.
everything they've done (for quite a while now) has been utter garbage and unfinished.
I wanted to love Blacklist. I really enjoyed it too on the 360, I played the absolute fuck out of it and it was the best since Chaos Theory imo.
Then I got it on PC, where the multiplayer is virtually unplayable without Hamachi.
In which you can't even play spies vs mercs anymore, which was the reason i rebought it on pc anyways.
>>345355143
If only it was about being sneaky.
They just showed that it's just a random shooter.
>>345348393
>he lives on the edge
Watch Dogs 2 is the Suicide Squad of games.
>>345348393
>every single word of that paragraph
I like it visually but yes that writing is cringey.
>>345355546
that is ham not bologna you asspie
MOMS
he should have been the protag
>>345352853
The sad thing is, I think it's gonna work.
>>345351669
This should just be the main character for Watch Dogs.
>>345348393
The style is so ridiculous it sort of loops around on itself and becomes charming.
>>345348393
I think we can all agree that emoticon mask makes him the biggest tool in history, right?
>>345348393
They're already working on Watch Dogs 3.You didn't hear this from me
>>345353524
The gameplay they showed at E3 not only looked downgraded, it plainly didn't look good at all.
>>345356250
>They're already working on Watch Dogs 3.
Tell me something I couldn't figure out on my own leaker man.
>>345348393
They call him the Wrench because he's a tool.
>>345356268
This.
I was interested because I love operator simulators, but man, it was so fucking boring.
>>345356441
They're working on another Farcry which was supposed to be announced at E3 and there's a new sci-fi IP in early development.
I'll never get tired of saying it but this was the perfect opportunity to create your own character. Even a female one-
Instead this canadian fucks decided to fall for the racial rhetoric instead of doing something right for the first time in their careers.
It's always sad to see something with potential going to shit but if we count our loses and just accept the cringe worthy writing, how high are the chances the gameplay will be mediocre with some almost interesting ideas making it worth picking up as long as it is under 15$ on sale?
>>345348431
DUDE TROJANS
>>345348393
>lives on the edge
I thought that watchdogs 1 was a failure.
Why did they greenlight another one?
>>345348393
isn't that one of those mall robots that ran over a little kid
>>345359253
Corporate investment. Name recognition. New IPs are scary. Already had the base mechanics made so at least putting out another game isn't as expensive as the first. Etc.
And remember, hollywood budgeting, where a "flop" still makes you money. has made its way to games in a lot of ways.
>>345348393
He's way better than the fucking protagonist, and not because of skin color but because unlike Mr. Perfect No Emotions BLM this dude is just a retarded dweeb who thinks he's the shit. He's what the game should have focused on - being over the top self-aware of it's stupidity, instead they fucked up just like in the first game by making a self-serious protagonist who is supposed to be this hardcore badass who doesn't care about anything but fixing the world by murdering anyone he disagrees with and is morally bankrupt while playing the morality card at every turn.
>>345353875
Let me guess, he's also a gold medal parkour athlete.
>>345348393
>>345348431
Nice, I thought Ubishit France couldn't possible get more cringe "progressive" than the assassin creed games
Good too see they're still ruining shit with their political agenda.
>>345362420
You're a bigger tool than Wrench here.
