IT DOES NOT OPEN
I REPEAT
IT DOES NOT OPEN
CANCEL THE PREORDER
>not even a cool clock in there
>not even a nifty display showing the title of the game running
>>345326865
cool nes achmed
It looks like one of those shitty chinese bootleg consoles. The only difference is that those come with more NES games.
>giving a space for spiders to nest
>>345327024
you stole my sentence
>>345326865
>>not even a cool clock in there
>>not even a nifty display showing the title of the game running
But that would cost more money.
>>345327024
You mean the same 20 games repeated over a hundred times?
>>345326865
Hello, slowpoke.
>>345326865
THIS IS AUTISM
I REPEAT
THIS IS AUTISM
HIDE THE THREAD
>not even shitposting
>not even ironic shitposting
>>345327180
It depends if you buy the 10 or the 15 dollar version.
>>345327024
Why would people even buy this when you can just get an emulator and have access to the entire NES library for free? Is it so normies can post on facebook how much of a le nerd they are?
>non-USB controllers
What the FUCKING SHIT are you doing?
>actually spending the R&D to make a completely proprietary controller port
dude, it doesn't?
well damn, thought it'd make a nice weed storage case
guess I'll just leave it in the PS2 then
>>345327387
It's the same connector that Wii controllers use.
>>345326865
Even if it did open, what were you gonna put in it? Your stash?
>>345327024
no this should be a happy meals toy
>>345327353
You posted my thoughts exactly. Cheers.
>>345327353
>Is it so normies can post on facebook how much of a le nerd they are?
Yes
>>345327353
It's aimed at normies and 40 year olds who don't know what an emulator is, not at us
Any Raspberry shills wanna spoonfeed me on how to build a emulation box?
>>345327353
>emulator
>free
>>345327452
Huh, that it is. I thought I recognized the shape but I couldn't place in my head from where. I thought I was just succumbing to deja vu.
>>345327353
Probably. But Nintendo doesn't care, why would they? They get money that way. You can probably buy a raspberry pi and put multiple emulators on it for less money.
>>345327420
not buying a jar and...
>DUDE
>>345327353
I just figured it was for:
A. People too dumb to emulate
B. Parents (dads) buying it for their kids to get them into the "classics"
C. Fags that like to collect shit.
YOU ARE NOW AWARE NINTENDO IS DOING THIS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO HOLIDAY 2016 RELEASE AND THE WII U IS DEAD
YOU ARE NOW AWARE NINTENDO IS MAKING A CLONE CONSOLE INSTEAD OF RELEASING A REAL CONSOLE OR PROVIDING SUPPORT FOR THE WII U THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON
AND THEY WILL PROFIT IMMENSELY.
>>345326865
Now where am I going to shove my dick? fucking dreams crushed. Thanks Nintendo
>>345327024
>Shitty chinese bootleg consoles
No, it doesn't. It really doesn't.
>>345327180
>Super Mario Bros.
>"Super Mario Baby"
>"Super Mario Girl"Super Mario Baby was just SMB with 10 lives at the start. Super Mario Girl just starts you around halfway through the game with 100 lives.
>>345327387
Eh, there'll be 3rd party adapters for that eventually.
Does anyone else feel like this is just some 500-in-1 bootleg system?
>>345327601
it doesn't matter anymore, if they hadn't been planning this for some time they probably wouldn't have bothered with their new mobile success
>>345327676
Pegasus is the shit, my old one still works perfectly and the games are dirt cheap unlike the original NES or Famicon.
>>345327457
Shhuuuuuuuutuuuuuup.
>>345327601
It'll take time to purge the cancerous policies that Iwata left, they need to stay afloat until then somehow
>>345327753
For an SoC game console? Pfft,
if only it could've been the SATA bay to put a drive in, install linux on it and run NES emulators
>>345327353
Maybe for people who don't want to steal video games.
This is normie bait of the highest caliber
it will sell a million tons, as the hipster 'le retro nerd' sock stuffer
everyone with a little bit of knowledge knows it is stupid, having emulators, but the novelty and nostalgia value is huge
i personally would really like to have a nes gamepad for wii desu
>>345326865
You mean you didn't see this when they first announced it? You didn't notice that it was way too fucking small for a NES and that it looked just like a toy?
>>345326865
of course it doesn't open. It doesn't play cartridges, there's no reason to have a functional cartridge slot door.
>>345327353
>why would people buy a bike when you can just steal one?
>>345328193
don't you want to simply be able to open it even if it does nothing
it's supposed to feel like a NES
<-- This pic is the target audience for this product
>>345327353
Because emulators and roms are illegal.
Because you should support the only videogame company worth supporting
>>345328137
Only $10
Why in the fuck would it open in the first place.
>>345327353
thanks to retro gamer celebrity on youtube and such the NES got a nice reputation among the masses. Those people would buy this because of the familiar look of the item not based on the games they would or would not enjoy on it.
NO CLOCK NO BUY
>>345326865
Wanting buy a raspiberry pi -rip off
Just buy a shity one and put inside of a original nes.
>>345328378
i will buy one if it werks on the wii
ty
>>345327035
soundshot
>>345326865
I can literally play any NES game I want right now just by downloading an emulator and some roms
Shit could be up and running in like 5 minutes flat.
I don't know how anyone could fall for this stupid shit.
>>345327353
Considering the release date and price point this is clearly meant to be a gift for people of various ages. I think it's a smart move if you ask me.
>>345328373
Because Nintendo still makes and profits from nes games.
>>345328569
It's confirmed to.
>>345327525
Anon, have you been paying for emulators and roms or something? They are most definitely free.
>>345327601
>no holiday release
Paper mario
Skylanders
Kerbal space program
Shantae
>>345328826
Forgot my source
>the controler is not USB
baka
>>345328137
>>345328378
>>345328569
>$10 NES classic controller for Wii
The only good thing to come out of this.
I'm glad they're selling it separately, otherwise I would have missed out on it since I'm sure as fuck not buying the emulator for $60.
>not even a cool clock in there
>not even a nifty display showing the title of the game running
Name one fucking console that's done this.
>>345328569
>Play NES games the way they're meant to be played—with a full-size "original" controller.
>The included NES Classic Controller can also be used with NES Virtual Console games on your Wiiâ„¢ or Wii Uâ„¢ console by connecting it to a Wii Remoteâ„¢ controller.
http://www.nintendo.com/nes-classic
>>345328925
>KSP
Wow, really? I didn't expect that.
>>345328979
None, but it's Nintendo so it should have done all that and also sucked your dick.
>>345328787
Not that shitty 3D nes one
>>345328925
Severed looks nice, I could have bought it on Vita but I prefer not to touch my vita screen, as strange a this might sound
>>345329052
>and PC, via wiimote+bluetooth
it is a deal for me
>>345328979
Because there are dozens of shitty chinese bootlegs that are exactly the same thing. They could at least make the thing a little prettier to look to look at.
>>345328826
>Skylanders
Just
Fucking stop
>>345329065
Every console is getting it.
>>345328925
But many of those games are already available on PC.
>>345327509
They should have made something with a fucking place for cartridges then.
>>345327685
>Super Mario Girl just starts you around halfway through the game with 100 lives.
>ragging on girls this hard
based China
Were people actually expecting it to open?
Only thing I'm disappointed about is the fact they didn't use usb for the controller.
holy fuck this guy is such a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj6lCg3F-cc
>>345329181
But they might make Skymiibos again! That made Nintendo win e3 15 for me! :^)
>>345327353
Yes, it's for people like my girlfriend's sister who only play "classic nintendo games like the og mario brothers" and have fond family memories of them but have no desire to play them otherwise
>>345327521
I am also interested in this
the price point is pretty on point
it is going to be a success
2018 sony releases the psone
i'm calling it
>>345326865
.5 cents has been added to your account, thank you for aiding us here at Sony Computer Entertainment
>>345327548
A 5$ dollar Raspberry pi Zero plays the SNES fine.
>>345328339
Jesus Christ there is no difference between this and those sports crazy parents that force their kids into everything
>>345328373
emulators are not illegal, neither is sharing and using non-copyrighted roms. Sharing copyrighted roms is illegal. Sharing copyrighted bios is illegal. That's it.
>>345329863
PS1 games are generally more substantial, that would be neat.
Too recent for them to get sweet deals on games and IPs though, not to mention unit price being a lot higher due to needing better hardware and much more storage as well as a more complex controller.
>>345328339
If I was a parent I would keep my child away from nerdy shit as much as possible.
I don't want him to become a loser like his father.
>>345327024
Anon...
the entire thing is smaller than your hand
>>345330635
that's what she said
I'm partial to the Polystation line.
>>345327353
>omg look at how nerdy i am haha :)
You don't fucking say?
>mfw only buying the controller to use with my modded Wii in the bedroom
I was always jelly as hell of Japan and Europe for getting that SNES controller for a Club Nintendo prize. I hope Nintendo does a SNES one next so I can get that controller, too.
It's $2 a game, Most people are grabbing for the games.
>nes mini market target
>>345326865
>the console is as big as a cartridge is based by the picture
>/v/ is still retarded enough no to see this.
>thinking a cartridge is going to fit in a system that is as big as a cartridgeposting anime just to trigger /v/
>>345327525
>Hello, I'm a 10 years old who only played paid emulators from google play.
>>345327024
That's exactly what they are, if it wasn't for the Nintendo logo no one would buy it.
>>345330627
I think I had this one.
>>345331063
OP said nothing about cartridges fitting
OP even mentioned alternative functions under the lid
The original system had a functional lid, this remake doesn't. That makes it look kind of simplistic, if not crude, and hence rude
so is it an emulator or an actual nes with hdmi?
>>345330454
Your son does not become a loser but instead becomes a stupid generic normalshit.
Which one do you choose?
>>345327353
I'm thinking of getting the Raspberry Pi 3 for this. Plus this nes thing is just an emulator using roms.
>>345331367
very likely emulator box with a bit of a romdump of 30 roms integrated
>>345331391
Stupid generic normalshit wtf do think
>>345331391
The one who moves out and gets a normie job?
ITT: people who are too poor to pay $60 for a retro device with slight improvements
>>345331391
The generic normalshit, of course.
Instead of leeching his parents or abuse his country's welfare system he will be able to move out, have his/her own life and, most important of all, be happy.
>>345327521
Just go on YouTube. It's actually very simple to make.
>>345331448
Knowing Nintendo's track record, the ROMs will be ones that they downloaded from the internet.
>>345332079
considering these are indistinguishable from the roms on the actual carts, you can think whatever you want
>>345331957
>Not that anon but interested anyway
>Look up videos
>See soldering and wire-cutting involved
I'm already scared.
You have to be a moron to think this was aimed at gamers. There's a reason they just posted this out of nowhere and didn't present it at e3 or something. It's a quick buck. It's like a new skylanders amiibo.
>>345332221
you're looking wrong then, or trolling
>>345332169
But they aren't. Nintendo was caught with ROMs on the virtual console that had headers of community-made tools.
>>345331582
As OP says, it literally doesn't open, I wouldn't say that's an improvement
>>345332314
Are you talking about the "buy a box on amazon and put it together" kind of raspberry box, or "dig out your shit, go down to your local arts college and borrow their 3D printer, break out the soldering tools and build a motherfucking box out of some motherfucking scraps" kind of emulator box? Because completely real, I'm interested in both, but the second is intimidating.
>>345329863
Ps1 games run on every single hardware sony has put out BUT the ps4
Ps2, psp, ps3, psv, all can play ps1 games easilly, and sony already has a tiny box that plays ps1 games too. It's called the pstv
>>345332464
You can't put phyiscal games in it, the inside of it would get dirty if you were able to open it for no reason whatsoever. Keeping it clean is an improvement.
>>345332578
nintendo has the virtual console
and even then they are releasing this
this is another market entirely, and a psone hdmi knockoff would sell good
>>345332583
Nope, it is not an improvement, I would say it is the exact opposite of an improvement. I call it an unimprovement
>>345332523
I was thinking about the former. I think people curious about the raspi as an emu box aren't picky on the looks of the hardware. generic case, hide it behind the tv, and you're good.
The difference to the artisan box is only visually anyway. You can do the amazon box in a day, use it, play it, etc. Then, if you're crafty inclined, you can spend a week or two to make it all shiny and pretty. Though you still don't need to solder or cut wire for that, so I have no idea where that comes from
>>345332757
Your personal feelings are not important though. I gave you an example of why it's better and you basically decided not to listen to me because you don't want to. You're literally behaving like a 6 y/o so fuck off, there's no point arguing with you.
>>345332776
Do you have some stuff you can recommend that I can just bookmark and go back to later? A raspberry is something I've always wanted to make, but right now I don't have any kind of room, but something to put on a to-do list for later.
>>345332742
Nintendo's vc is system specific for some stupid reason
While sony let's your purchases carry over
At most I can see sony either doing an emulator for the ps4, or rereleasing the pstv with a mini ps1 shell and gray controllers.
>>345331326
>Simplistic
That's the idea
>Crude and rude
Don' be a faggot.
>>345332221
All you do is write the program or os on a micro sd card. These videos are no more than 10 minutes.
Soldering is more for editing the bios or other things.
>>345333025
not yet, it's on my own to-do list. Just google for raspi, os, emulation and you'll find plenty of hits. The machine itself is tiny, and you do want a box right away, but it has all the connectors you need to get going, there's no hotwiring that thing or anything.
>>345329187
Mate how the fuck are you gonna control that shit.
Is it just a gimped version where you can't change the thrust limit and vectoring and shit like that?
>>345332969
I'm just memeing here bro chill
>>345333172
>That's the idea
Then Nintendo is not communicating it well, or you're being deliberately misleading. I was under the impression it's a little nostalgia box, not meant to be an insulting chink clone.
As for the crude and rude thing, Nintendo is trying to sell this thing, asking money for it. Usually in a business it's common courtesy to provide value for the price asked. This box is a very simple plastic mold, which is why I called it crude. It would cost them very little to make that little part physically functional. Deciding not to, sends a message to the buyer that they're being careless and needlessly greedy. That's my reason to call it rude.
>>345326865
its supposed to be simple plug&play console, nothing more, nothing less. is it really that hard to understand?
Fair reminder that it's going to be shit
>>345333812
>I was under the impression
Here's the thing. You're a sperg on a chinese picture board, so who gives a shit what impression you have?
So how much will producing the emulation box + gamepad cost Nintendo?
I bet something like 5 dollars.
>>345334027
probably not that much, but yeah, somewhere along these lines
>>345333025
You don't need to make one. There all premade but you just have to write whatever program you want on an micro sd card. You can download roms from the device directly.
This is such a joke
You can buy a raspberry pi 3 put it in a custom nes like case if you want to and instal retropi for the same cost and you can play up to psone roms
>>345327353
>Is it so normies can post on facebook how much of a le nerd they are?
YES.
It's not meant for you.
>>345334027
Don't forget whatever they must have payed to get some third party games in there.
>>345334238
>>345334276
I just got done googling Raspberry Pis and custom cases for them, and I like what I see. I think I'm gonna go for that. Thanks guys!
>>345333936
Sony emulation of PS1 is also worse than the most accurate emulators like Mednafen
>>345334276
Everything added the pi will cost a little more but you're right.
It's far more capable.
>>345334362
Won't be too much with those old games.
Those nes boxies will be sold with a huge profit.
I dont care if it doesnt open. I just want a full size version.
>>345330990
She's gonna be ugly and droopy as fuck in 5 years.
>>345330810
At least they don't lie about the graphics.
>>345327353
It's a lot more convenient than hooking a computer up to a TV and then syncing wiimotes to the computer. Plus the controller makes it feel authentic. I'll never get it though because I can't play Tecmo Super Bowl on it.
>>345328339
I hate how true this image is. And it's not just with kids even, there is some sort of underlying code for things you have to like. Like I have seen people be legitimately baffled and upset about someone not liking Star Wars, or even worse, DBZ
>we now live in an age where even nintendo makes famiclones
>emulation for normies: the console
>>345335826
>famiclones
that's not one
>>345327457
>Used hollowed out Xbox original to store dildo, were, condoms, etc. growing up
>Parents too retarded to check it
>>345328741
>>345328949
only $50 on Ebay when Nintendo underproduces yet again
So how much money is Nintendo generating with the new NES shenanigans and that Pokemon GO shit? Enough to make them relevant again?
>>345334651
>Everything added the pi will cost a little more
But you can play more than 30 games.
>>345336630
That's what I meant with more capable.
>>345326865
>people will still buy this in droves
I can understand why kids might want it, but I feel like most of these sales are going to be to "gamer girls" and hipsters
>>345326926
underrated
>>345336630
>>345336739
>An actual computer can play more games than a device designed specifically for emulating a set amount
Call the press, we found the next Einstein.
>30 nes titles available on the eshop for years
>no CRT support
It's fucking pointless
>>345327753
There are already.
People are going to buy this and there's nothing we can do about it.
>>345337107
there's a good chance the device inside that nes is general purpose
>>345327601
>YOU ARE NOW AWARE NINTENDO IS DOING THIS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO HOLIDAY 2016 RELEASE AND THE WII U IS DEAD
I realized that about 20 minutes after they revealed it.
>>345337292
Im just glad they aren't locking content behind this NES thing like they do with Amiibo.
>>345326865
>Buy it
>Strip out internals, replace with RPi
>Run all Nintendo games ever made off of it
>Laugh at niggers only playing 30 NES games
>>345337418
$60 for a case that looks like an NES seems like a waste m8
>>345331391
The one who isn't a massive fucking failure with a son who hates him for not being a normal dad.
The fuck do you think?
>>345337414
... maybe it'll include not 30 but 100 games. Only the remaining 70 are amiibo based. Got to put your little amiibo on top of the box and their respective game becomes available at the selection screen
>>345327521
Look up RetroPi. Just follow the tutorial.
>>345337579
what's the going price for mini NES cases for the raspi?
>>345326865
>>345337113
What resolution does it even display?
>>345337579
Only if you're poor. It's either a case that actually looks cool or some random black-box hobby case that looks like shit.
>>345337418
Just buy a 2nd hand NES for less.
>>345337414
>Locking content behind Amiibo
I hope you also cry when content is locked behind DLC.
>>345335694
Honestly I can understand when people don't like something, but the people who don't even give it a try are an entirely different matter.
>friend of mine REFUSES to watch anything Star Wars
>is a trekkie
>>345337789
Well if you're not poor you might as well buy a real NES off ebay.
>>345337418
You still bought it
>>345337915
>a real NES
the real NES happens to have the wrong form factor
>>345327830
No, it's only 30-in-1
>>345337418
>>Laugh at niggers only playing 30 NES games
It's much easier to laugh at someone who spent $60 on a case
>>345334276
Not only that but some kits on Amazon come with NOOBS with Raspian pre installed.
Why is everyone making a big deal out of this? We've had shit like this before with the Genesis and ColecoVision.
It's just something for normies who don't know how emulation works to buy.
>>345337803
>>345337915
But then you can still ONLY play NES games, with an RPI you can play NES, SNES, N64, Genesis, MAME, PS1, Dreamcast, Master System, and everything else
>>345337925
And? I'd be getting more use out of it than 90% of the people buying it
>>345338142
Sounds poorfag to me.
>>345337712
like 10$ on etsy
>>345336630
You need an sd card and kb&m but still much more worth the cost.
>>345338215
Because it's not okay when Nintendo does it.
>>345338215
>Why
Because
>Nintendo
>Any chance to shit on them regardless of the product being put out
>>345338260
>But then you can still ONLY play NES games
Dude, I meant you cram the pi into the NES.
> I'd be getting more use out of it than 90% of the people buying it
Not really as it changes nothing.
It's just looks, you don't need a case for the pi.
I have my pi hanging behind my TV with the shortest HMDI thingie I could get.
>>345338387
>kb&m
It's perfectly useable without those if you transfer ROMs via USB.
Otherwise you only need a KB
>>345338215
Mostly because no one cared about those things, while the mini nes is going to sell a lot. You know how /v/ works.
>>345337837
Pretty much. People who cling to not trying or experiencing something for whatever reason are maddening. You aren't a special snowflake for not educating yourself.
>>345337707
Can I use this with Raspian? Like if I put retropie on the sd card will I be able to access Raspian/NOOBS?
>>345338260
>N64 emulation on a raspberry pi
Good luck with that.
>>345338594
Because an NES is fucking XBOXHUGE and there would be a ton of wasted space and all the ones on eBay are piss yellow or filled with roaches.
>I'm happy with my circuit board hanging out in the open air like a mongoloid, so everyone else should be
Nah bro some people are into AESTHETIC
>>345338260
>Sounds poorfag to me.
It's even easier to laugh when the people spending $60 on a case are delusional
>>345328339
Shit I saw dads like this bringing their kids to play Pokemon GO.
>>345338729
You can use Retropie with Raspian yes.
Look it up how to do it exactly, I don't want to google everything without getting paid.
>>345338850
>open air
The back of the TV is against the wall, I can't even see the retropie.
And you're the guy spending 60 dollar for a little plastic.
>30 games
>looks like hot garbage
>wired controller
>$100+ with two controllers
>>345338998
Some of these days, I feel isolated in a sea of normies.
Is that a normal thing to happen?
>>345330176
They're not forcing people to watch or play 30 year old sports though. I think that's a pretty important difference.
>>345339108
>$70 is +$100
you're a fuckin math allstair
>>345339108
>100
>60 + 10 = 100
Wew
>>345338945
>>345339101
>Still acting like $60 is some outrageous price
>$60, as in the price of one new video game
How fucking poor are you? Jesus. I spend more than $60 on a nice dinner out, and you faggots think a one-time purchase of $60 is somehow going to break the bank or makes me delusional? That's a new level of poor.
>>345339108
>>$100+ with two controllers
But that's wrong. It's $70 with an extra controller.
>>345327353
>Playing inferior emulated version of games.
>Not just buying all retro games for 5bucks each at flee markets or online and enjoy playing them on a big CRT screen.
>>345339318
>>345339319
>>345339338
Sorry I didn't memorise the press release like you fanboys.
(Except I'm not actually sorry.)
>>345327024
>20 is now more than 3000
>>345339447
>oh shit i'm retarded
>WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT A NERD WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, TAKE THAT
>>345327353
>Take a instagram picture of the mini NES
>Add a shit ton of filters onto the photo
>Upload it to instagram account
>Description: "it's retro time! :emoji: xD"
>Hope the boys see it and like it and think I'm a cute nerd
>>345339440
>Playing inferior emulated version of games.
You think they put an actual NES in that box? How delusional can you be.
>>345339447
>Being retarded
>Apologizing for being retarded
It's okay. Go back to your caretaker now.
>>345339321
>having to defend your decision to pay 60 dollar for 20 grams of plastic this hard.
My tummy hurts.
>>345327353
I can't really get NEStopia to work and you can't even find rims nowadays anyway.
>>345339492
It comes with 30 games, not 3000.
>>345339547
>>345339613
Calm down, nerds. I was a couple of dollars off but the point is that it's offensively expensive for what it is.
>>345327353
If you have ever bought a PC game instead of just pirating it, you're a MASSIVE hypocrite.
The funny thing is, the miniNES will outsell the WiiU.
Everyone in this thread is gonna buy it anyway
>>345339629
>Replied to a couple faggots who are trying to criticize my purchasing decisions
>"STOP TRYING SO HARD!"
U mad cuz u poor, bro?
It's cool, just ask mommy to up your allowance and maybe $60 won't seem like so much money.
>>345339721
>30 dollars
>It was only off by a tenth of a fraction guys, shut up!
Kek
>>345339321
>poor
>That's a new level of poor.
If you're so rich and money isn't a concern to you why not buy each individual console and every game you want?
>>345339321
>How fucking poor are you
again with the delusion.
Not wanting to spend $60 on a case when cases can go for half that price or more doesn't make me a poorfag. It makes you pathetic for laughing at people who made an arguably better decision than you did.
>>345339804
>60 bucks for 20 grams of plastic
Keep defending your purchase, I'm laughing my ass off.
>>345339701
"can't even find rims"... Not sure where you're searching, but there are sites.
Just search a little.
And remember, as long as the ROM doesn't come as an EXE file or such, it's pretty difficult to put a virus into one AFAIK. The most a person could do is put a troll ROM up.
>>345326865
>Paying $60 for a closed-off Raspberry Pi in a shrunk NES lookalike case running an emulator
>>345340006
>Paying money at all for anything
>Not just killing yourself
Plebs.
>>345327353
I emulate games but I still love novelty reproduction consoles like this.*
*as long as it emulates the games properly**
**which it rarely does
Why is everyone getting so angry about this? Just don't buy it. Not everyone obsesses over the best way to play vidya like we do, it's clearly more for them than for us.
In addition, there are some people who know HOW to emulate but find it unethical. Crazy, right?
>>345340247
>Why is everyone getting so angry about this? Just don't buy it
the existence of a product, and its likely sales figures affect future decisions of a company
>>345340247
Why are you getting so angry about people getting angry over it?
Just hide the thread.
>>345339701
>me no can emulate!
I take it rims wasn't a spelling mistake either
>shit nigga I don't know how to install Mario rims myself, fuck it i'm gonna get a mini nintendo
>>345339321
because an actual fucking NES costs less you dumbshit. there are so many better alternatives than this
>>345339839
Because I that's inefficient as fuck. Why do that when I can have one snazzy box that does everything 20 boxes will do?
That would just be dumb.
>>345339895
Find me a NES case this size for less money then queer boy.
>>345339960
Laugh all you want, it won't make your minimum wage job any better.
>>345339751
I doubt they even manufactured that many.
>>345340331
If it sells poorly, they won't make future versions.
If it sells well, it was a smart decision to make one since there is clearly a market for it.
Again, how does either of these situations impact you negatively AT ALL
>>345339264
what? are you saying they forcing them to play newly made-up sports?
>>345340519
>bragging about paying 60 dollar for 20 grams of plastic
>still asks for cheaper alternatives.
Maybe you should rethink your financial decisions if you actually need the money
>>345339726
If a game is over 20+ years old and only playable on outdated technology, I don't give a fuck about pirating it for PC.
>>345340682
The comic isn't the guy playing the latest CoD with his kid but trying to impose the exact same emotions he had playing NES. There's a difference. Both might be stupid but the latter is worse.
>>345340509
You're ignoring the fact that an NES is also about 2 or 3 times bigger and twice as ugly and three times as likely to contain roach eggs or be piss yellow with age. Try again faggot.
>>345340687
I'm not asking for anything. You faggots keep screaming about how there are cheaper options, well list them. If it's SOOOO stupid to pay money for this case, what are the magical alternatives?
Also, it should be the same size, and look the same, and cost less.
Go ahead, post links, I'll wait. Oh wait, you can't, because you're a dumb fucking piece of shit.
>>345340754
>implying any emulator in existence can deliver a true console experience on an entire library
please die
>>345340006
Closed-off, indeed. I doubt there'll be any way to modify the OS.
>>345340519
The efficiency argument can be extended further, to the point of not needing to buy a mini-NES in the first place.
>>345328295
- Hey, Jody, can I take that old book of yours - I want to make a copy of first few pages.
- No! Don't you dare stealing the pages from my book!
- I'm not, listen... Uh, fuck it.
>>345338793
But it works well though.
>>345340754
Your argument was that it's so easy to just emulate, any person who pays instead of emulating is an idiot.
Your new argument doesn't work either, since there will soon be a way to play the old games legit (ignoring the fact that there has been virtual console for years you fucking scoundrel)
>>345340820
>I want to live vicariously through my child therefore I'll make them play sports and become the best that I couldn't achieve
>I want my child to enjoy themselves therefore I'll make them try an entertainment product
One of these things is not like the other.
>>345340896
It's more like copying the entire text of a book at a book store instead of buying it
They would rightfully be upset if you did that
>>345340826
>Waaah why do people think that 60 dollars for 20 grams of plastic is stupid.
Why are you so hellbent on defending a stupid financial decision?
>>345339701
fceux
emuparadise
>>345340626
it affects their decisions to make or not make similar machines and where to spend their resources
>>345340889
Well yeah, if you try hard enough you can make literally any purchase seem retarded.
"LOL YOU SPENT 10,000 OR MORE DOLLARS ON A CAR LOLOLOLOL A 500 DOLLAR FORD PINTO WOULD DO THE SAME JOB LOLOLOL YOURE SO BAD WITH MONEY!"
>>345341105
Why are you so hellbent on making other peoples' buying decisions seem stupid? You're literally doing the exact same thing I am from the opposite side, numbnuts.
>>345340519
https://www.etsy.com/listing/266276308/raspberry-pi-nes-case-fits-all-raspberry?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_c-electronics_and_accessories-other&utm_custom1=e936ae68-2502-4335-bbfa-8d27878a0d74&gclid=CNftnZSK-80CFdgRgQodUS8BYg
Found one for ~$16
It's even smaller, and has USB built in instead of whatever controller ports nintendo is using so it saves you the trouble of eventually having to get a usb port.
At this point I think a gun to shoot yourself would be a good investment for you
>>345341161
/v/ analogies
>>345341152
Maybe video games aren't for you, pal.
>>345328102
>steal
>>345341161
>being so bad with money you have to defend the fact that you spend 60 dollars on 20 grams of plastic.
>>345341267
Maybe because it is stupid
>>345327830
>WiNi
>Weenie
OH MY KEK
>>345340887
Nothing can "deliver a true console experience on an entire library". But short of Nintendo manufacturing the chips again and building a real NES, which is highly unlikely, plus having a CRT on which to display everything, that is not achievable.
It's emulation all the way down.
You're just changing the vendor.
>>345341161
That's assuming you make things more efficient while forgetting the requirements.
For example, the car example would be solved by mentioning that the more expensive car better met your requirements.
If one aims to have a physical product that they can connect to their TV with a controller, then a mini-NES, a real NES, or a Raspberry Pi + replica controller would fit the job, and the Raspberry Pi + replica controller ought to be more efficient.
