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>Steam down
GABENS RAN OFF WITH OUR GAMES AGAIN
>>345310354
Is it really down for maintenance?
>>345310726
No, scheduled maintenance is every Tuesday, although Steam is fidgety 24/7/365. Literally how hard can it be to simply not let things fuck up? I don't understand it, the fat faggot has a shitton of money and he can't spend a fraction of it to fix whatever bugs there are or buy additional server to handle the load.
>can't sign in
>mmo launcher doesn't work in offline mode
doushio
>>345310354
It works on my machine.
>>345311053
It doesn't, stop lying. Steam is down.
My steam client's homepage is showing games with dollar currency and I'm in the UK.
Gabe I know my money has gone to shit but this isn't helping.
https://twitter.com/PoodleCorp/status/754645155332952064
To be fair 4chan was down for over an hour earlier today and you don't see anyone bitching about it when it happens.
I was in the middle of a fucking Hitman mission fuck this shit
gg
>>345311149
What if the happening is happening again and you're looking at someone elses account?
>>345310354
steam login is down.
it means don't log out or you won't be able to login.
>>345311190
What did he mean by this?
>>345310354
was wondering why i coudn't log in
Jokes on you, I don't actually play video games
>>345311190
One more reason memestrike should've never been made.
>>345311254
I guess since valve are shutting down those gambling sites, they got bootyblasted and hired PoodleCorp.
>>345311186
>4chan was down for over an hour earlier today
>you don't see anyone bitching about it when it happens
Think for a minute
>>345311238
I think the community stuff is down for sure.
Can't load up my profile page or anything related.
>>345311186
Duh that's because 4chan is down. I cant speak moon so I cant bitch on 2chan.
>>345311373
>poodlecorp
who dat
>>345311238
>>345311149
It's showing everything in dollars for me too even though my currency isrubles
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>just wanted to play more Evolve
Does this mean I actually have to go outside and try Pokemon Go?
>>345311190
poodlecorps has so far managed to hack a handful of twitter accounts, i doubt they'd suddenly be able to take down numerous steam servers
>>345311186
(You)
wanted to try warframe why this
>>345311409
Evolve any fun? I've had it installed but yet to play. Also any character recommendations?
>>345311379
>>345311383
Nobody bitched afterward is what I meant. Anyway that kinda suck but I guess it doesn't matter since I'm watching an artist streaming himself drawing loli porn.
Just use Origin or Uplay in the meantime :^)
>>345311452
that was minutes after the fucking servers went down, they also took down pokemon go for 4 hours.
>>345311452
Well it's not that hard, it's been done before. The problem is that it only lasts like an hour at most, while the same attacks on Sony last a fucking month.
>>345311186
with steam people are now unable to access games that they've payed for whereas 4chan is free, so while it being down is an inconvenience it isn't justified to complain about.
>wanted to sunbro it up in DkS3 today
Awww, man.
>>345311485which artistis it shadman
>>345311484
I exclusively play Kraken. Dunno about any of the hunters. People seem to really hate Torvald and Lazarus, so try not to pick them if you can help it.
>can't play europa universalis 4 when steam is down
fuck this gay capitalism
>>345311189
It better be Blood Money, otherwise you can piss right the fuck off.
>>345311498
I was actually just planning on playing BF4 anyway I guess. Still like to see what's up on muh main gaming platform.
>>345310354
>decided to play some games after weeks
>down
fucking Gaben you have one job
>>345311521
>they took down pokemon go
i could make a tweet every time their servers went down and claim it was due to my 1337 hacking skills but that wouldn't make it true. also the only tweet claiming they took down the servers is only a few minutes old, about 10 minutes after the servers initially went down
dubious at best.
>>345311498
xDDD
>>345311498
>want to play tf2
>"just use origin or uplay"
>>345311568
I'd put my money on the Tsugumomo guy. He really likes streaming.
>>345310903
>Exaggeration the post
I literally couldn't tell you the last time I've had issues with steam besides right now
>>345311373
Are the gambling sites really that salty that they were forced to shut down their gambling rings?
That seems rather pathetic to be honest
>using steam
>ever
KEKEKEKKEE
>>345311498Origin isn't so bad actually. Much better than Uplay.
>>345311690
ITS BACK UP SONYNIGGER
>>345311468
did you read that pc gamer article
why the fuck doesnt offline mode work? It's so retarded.
>>345311675
Then that simply means you don't spend that much time online or using its various features like the steam market etc and therefore your opinion is worthless.
>>345311484
Very fun, I've played since alpha. Stage 2 has really juiced it back up, no micro-transactions yet 100% f2p.
Can recommend Parnell if you're into assault, he's great at pumping damage into the monster and reminding him that he can't simply focus the medic and win.
Give it a shot.
if that really was poodlecorp that was a short as fuck ddos and they should be ashamed
Who the fuck is poodle corp
What's up with all these faggy ass retard kids trying to be evil hackers
Also poodles fucking suck
Its back. Too short.
It is back up. Literally down for 10 minutes, give it a break.
Last match of Brood War is on if anyone wants to kill time
https://www.twitch
.tv/gsl
Flash just dominated ZerO TvZ with some kind of inhuman control and speed going from bio to mech and crushing Z under endless waves of vulture mines and tanks.
>>345311842
they hacked a couple of celeb's twitter accounts and tweeted really cringy 12 year old humour tier shit
wow it's fucking nothing
>scriptcucks
>>345311581
>>345311805
Thanks for the replies guys, I assume new people should steer clear from trying to play the monster side right? Also what's a goodsupportclass.
Pathetic try from the hackers. They should feel bad for that performance.
>>345310903
>I have no clue how software development works
It was for retards like you that I had to finish two extra mandatory courses explaining this obvious shit.
>>345311875
Try again, fuccboi.
>Steam down
>want nothing more than to get online
>Steam up
>don't really feel like playing anything
Yes yes, well done PoodleCorp, well done PoodleCorp
HOWEVER
>>345311805
>No microtransations
Theres cosmetic shit isn't there?
>>345311910
>hacked
I bet those faggots just brute forced the passwords
>finally decided to try an FOB mission in MGSV
>take few steps
>'mission failed, are you hurt?'
>here's a giant list of penalties for failing an FOB mission, btw check your internet connection ;^)
Thanks.
>playing Onechanbara
>beat Hard Mission 10
>display turns black, can still hear sound effects
>kill task
>game won't start anymore
What the fuck have you done, Gabe?
On a side note, is it just me or does this game crash a hell of a lot? Just this morning the game has crashed 5 or so times.
>>345311961
what site is that
>>345311615
yeah they have to be either very slow in the brain department or just lying because no one even noticed if they actually did DDOS the pokemon go servers. what's the point of ddosin something if no one notices the difference?
It's back up
sick "ddos" poodlecorp
>>345311190
>something does down
>I WAS US THE WHOLE TIME
>servers go back up
>OH NVM
someone post the pic with the retards screaming at boats to sink
>>345312003
>not playing MGSV on offline mode
that's where you went wrong
>>345311975
Everything in game, from Hunters/Monsters to their skins can only be bought with in-game currency. You get 30,000 coins straight away if you owned Evolve before the update, along with any Monsters/Hunters you owned then too without having to unlock them.
>>345311801
Yeah no your talking out your ass my man
>>345311946
Top kek, famalam, steam as a platform is a bug ridden piece of trash whose codebase hasn't been updated since 10 fucking years ago and it's still an inefficient piece of trash, both the client and the platform and the servers cannot handle the load most of the time. So go fuck yourself kid.
>>345311962
>tfw
Maybe I should just keep playing Hitman.
>>345312072
FOBs are the online missions, ya dingus.
i hope the gambling rings ask for a refund after that horrible display by poodlecorp
I just signed in.
Looks like we're back
Steam maintenance of a fucking sunday.
Really Valve?
>>345311767
it does if you aren't retarded
>>345312068
>>345312078
Let me talk right into your mouth then.
>>345312101
Shhh, so mad.
>>345312101
its the best piece of shit we have familia
>>345312101
>both the client and the platform and the servers cannot handle the load most of the time
And how the fuck would that manifest, because I hardly ever have any problems with Steam
You're talking out of your ass, kys please
Seriously. Every """""attack""""" on Steam is the equivalent of someone getting naked in the middle of a busy street. He's gonna get away with it for a few minutes before the cops come.
No one has ever managed to take it down for more than an hour.
>>345312167
There we go. Thanks.
>>345312101
it rarely goes down and even big game launches go smoothly on steams part. the amount of traffic they receive and how well they are doing is proof of complete opposite what you just said, kys you child
poodlecorp took down the fucking tweet jesus christ this is pathetic
>>345311690
>Steam goes down for a few minutes and is back up
>PSN goes down for nearly a month and your credit card info is stolen
You cucksole users are so cute sometimes
>he went digital
I really hope one day steam goes down for real and you lose all your ganes. Duck you for not fighting no physicsl versions of PC games.
>>345312294
post yfw steam btfo poodlecorp
works on my machine
>>345312003
Do you have sauce on that image? I find it very unnerving for some reason.
ITS STILL NOT WORKING I CANT CONNECT
>>345312363
>>345312191
>i have no argument
Ok, famsalamalanadingdangdong.
>>345312217
>And how the fuck would that manifest
Failed trades, enormously slow when displaying inventory items if there are miniscule 5K of them, legacy UI which hasn't been removed etc.
Just because your 5 level dumb ass that's been on steam for less than 5 years and hasn't even gotten to use most of the feature since you're a restricted account faggot, doesn't mean everyone is like you
>>345311190
>tweet deleted
>playing mvm and steam crashes right after I finished a match
I swear if it went down right before that I would have flipped my shit
>>345312273
>rarely goes down
It goes down almost every day, sometimes for a minute sometimes for 10 like now.
>>345312531
but it doesn't. stop lying. i use steam 24/7 and i would notice this
>>345310354
>steam goes back online
>HL3 is in the store
THIS TIME'S THE TIME, I JUST KNOW IT
>>345312038
https://steamstat.us/
>>345312074
Oh wait wasn't there shitty micro transactions and another publisher took over and ripped them out?
>>345312437
ok m8
>>345312167
>/pol/ was right!
>>345312509
>>345312363
>>345312570
Except it does, you should try staying online for longer than an hour, normieshitter.
>>345312439
>>345312509
fucking kek
>>345312437
>'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''miniscule''''''''''''''''''''''''' five thousand items
what the fuck is wrong with you people
>>345312531
there may be various "outages" but literally NOTHING like this
>>345312582
Thanks weeb.
THE CS:GO SCAMMERS AND GAMBLERS ARE DDOSSING BECAUSE THEY'RE REALLY FUCKING BUTTHURT THEY ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO COMMIT EASY FRAUD
>>345312586
>t. 5 level with a few TF2 hats in the inventory without being able to use the market
Your opinion is worthless
>>345312164
explain
>>345312623
>hurr what's wrong with you
I'm not a normieshitter, if the platform allows for this number of items in the inventory then it should ensure that it works smoothly, otherwise they could've restricted the number of items in the inventories, but they didn't.
>>345312531
Most of my games are on Steam. I've literally never had an issue with Steam interrupting my sessions. Even when Steam first launched and it was buggy and processor intensive it stilljust worked.That's not to say that I like it. I wish I could just boot up certain games without having to go through Steam but you guys need to come up with better arguments.
>>345312363
>>345312696
Who the fuck cares about levels, aren't they only relevant for the trading cards nobody gives a shit about?
But well, you're fucking wrong, as always
>>345310354
>4 chan and Steam go down on the same day
Is it happening?
>>345312363
>>345312786
>unlimited number of items
>valve doesnt pander to the aspies that spend their entire life hoarding TF2 items
'UPGRADE YOUR SERVERS YOURE A SHITTY SERVICE'
>limit items to non-aspie amount
'INCREASE THE AMOUNT OF ITEMS WE'RE ALLOWED TO HAVE IN OUR INVENTORIES'
>>345311186
Because that is a welcome reprieve.
>>345312865
Hiroshima crashes 4chan almost on a daily basis.
>>345312790
Lmao, when you're playing a game, the client isn't just going to crash, dumbass. You're just not noticing it, when shit goes down and then up it automatically reconnects, so unless most of your games are multiplayer you won't notice shit.
>still logged in
>can still download
>store available
cry me a river
>>345311186
>complaining hiroshimoot fucking up the server for the 7th time
I just don't give a fuck anymore
>>345312836
>i don't care about levels so no one should
Holy shit.
>b-b-but you're wrong
>t. no level fag
Gog it.
>>345312696
>>345312586
We posting Years of Service badges now? Pretty sure I have all of you beat.
>>345311716
nothing could be worse than uplay
>>345312907
There literally is no problem to buy a hundred more servers, because CS GO alone makes Valve millions if not billions of dollars a day.
>>345312982
Because it's already over you dumb fucking nigger.
>>345312362
Valve already stated they have a contingency plan in place to patch the steam library to no longer require it in case this happens.
>>345313020
No we don't you fucking attention whore.
>>345313089
how are they going to patch the steam library if steam permanently goes down
>>345313020
>Pretty sure I have all of you beat.
doubtful
>>345313000
So, what the fuck do levels even do? I'm pretty sure they're not connected to your ability to trade or really do ANYTHING of value so caring about them probably makes you an autistic fuckhead, as if that wasn't already clear.
Also
>claims I'm lvl 5, <5 years on steam, can't trade
>gets btfo'd on all accounts
>still talking
Why don't you just give up
>>345312608
You should stop living in a mudhut with 3rd world internet
>>345313135
I didn't sign up the same day Steam launched so I missed the 4/5 digit rush. I have a low 6 digit though.
>>345313175
But I have fiber, you dumbshit.
>>345312437
I've had my steam account since HL2 launched your full of shit
>>345313052
so what the fuck are you faggots bawling over?
>>345313170
the levels affect the amount of friends you can add to your friends list, and I think also the amount of trading card drops you get per game
that's about it
>servers are down again
EBINA
B
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>>345313170
>what the fuck do levels even do?
Low levels have always been associated with scammers, bots and most people won't even add you if you're a no level, because it means you haven't put enough time and money in it, making you look like it's a throwaway acc. Plus, the higher the level, the more the chance you get booster drops.
Down again.
>>345312871
don't post anime pictures within my sight. kthanks.
>>345313135
Lower then you :)
>>345313410
?
>>345313269
I've had your mother on my dick, since before you were born, pal.
>>345313384
how do you even gain levels cos for a long ass time i was like level 3 and suddenly im level 10
>>345313410
You got it friend!
>>345313358
Still working for me. I'm guessing the admins are playing whack-a-mole with ddos attempts from a bunch of script kiddies.
>>345311678
Organized crime often gets involved with any sort of gambling.
And organized crime takes their money very seriously, especially if it's an extremely lucrative operation.
>>345313410
>>345313484
Badges, purchases.
>>345311964
You made me giggle like a toddler you absolute fuck.
>>345313523
organized crime groups do not run csgo gambling rings you autistic baby
>>345311484
Its one sided atm towards the hunters since they can see where the monster is every 30 seconds and get a 5 min forced battle.
Basically if your ass is not moving around the map at mach 5 and you get domed at lv 1 you are basically fucked all game.
>>345312210
>>345312191
>Literally nobody wanted it when it was released
>Mandatory to play Half Life
>Everyone mad at that shit
Fast forward to 2014-2016
>Steam is the best thing ever!
>I can't even imagine life without steam!
>What a lovely piece of software!
>I love Gaben!
>Summer sale!!
Get the fuck off my video games
>>345313619
You don't know that.
levels are fucking meaningless and the only reason people try to pretend they're worthwhile is to justify the money they wasted on cards
what really matters is your steam id number. mins is unfortunately quite high as I was late to the party and only joined steam in 2009.... sigh....
>>345313410
>>345313661
Steam has generally been beneficial for PC gaming.
>>345313691
Yeah, cause whoever checks your Steam profile will see your numeric steam id. Dumbass.
>>345313619
>As far back as I could remember I always wanted to be a CSGO gambler
>>345313671
it would be so fucking easy to trace back to them, plus it'd be far less easy to extort people online than over the internet. the threat of 'we'll break your kneecaps if you dont pay us' is a lot less threatening when it's sent via hotmail
>>345313756
why on earth would I check anyone's profile anyway? are you one of these pathetic fucks that spends more time trading then actually playing games?
you must go back, you are not welcome here
>>345313723
Best ED ever
>>345312253
How is steam able to do this while psn was down for a month?
>>345312402
It's cause you can't see the sclera
>>345313815
How does cs go gambling even work/worked?
>>345313848
And why on earth would anyone check your numeric steam id? Are you retarded?
>>345313815
>mobsters threaten to put you three feet under
>by MSN
>>345313951
because if you actually cared for some stupid ass reason about numbers and levels and thought that it actually meant something, all you need to do is check the steam id #
i don't know why anyone would care, it only seems to be traders trying to shill the card market, but if they did that's the best way to do it
high profile level = i waste money on cards
low steam id = i actually enjoy video games
>>345314056
>nasty_italian is typing....
>nasty_italian is typing....
>nasty_italian is typing....
>wer did u put my $$. u r ded man
>>345314078
>all you need to do is check the steam id
But nobody cares about it, moron. People won't add you if you have a low level but a great steam id number.
>>345314078
but anon, why can't i be high level because i love games?
>>345312402
Found it on some photographer's page, there were no more like it.
>>345314239
That's definitely not high level. High level is 200ish.
>>345314185
why would you randomly add people? why would you care about their steam profile level?
>>345314239
Out of all those games, what are you playing the most?
>>345314298
I feel that I have pretty decent taste
>>345314290
>why would you randomly add people
To trade and play. It's also very convenient to trade your coupons if the game in question is on someone's wishlist.
>why would you care about their steam profile level?
Because high level usually means the owner is not a scammer or the acc is run by a bot.
I really feel like I'm talking to an autist here.
>>345314372
i always wanted to get into eye but the start is so abstract and i just have no clue what im doing. any suggestions on how to get started?
>>345314442
>To trade
you must go back
>>345310903
>>345314540
>>345314461
find a play style you enjoy and stick with it. i recommend going down a plain FPS build at first but melee works well for starters.
once you get some real brouzoufs in you, it's recommended that you get some cybertech which helps you focus on what your build does.
aside from that, always be researching and never spend money on it (set the slider to 0 in the research panel) so you can get the science to cure fatal wounds
finally, its best with a friend that way he can shoot while you make sure your legs are ok
>>345310903
A) It's really fucking hard to manage such a huge network
B) The performance is actually pretty damn good
Go back to eating cheetohs and masturbating dweeb. Inb4 Valve shill, I'm just a fucking shit CS undergrad who admires anybody that builds a functioning network.
>>345314651
>CS undergrad
Fucking bimbo. SE a best.
>>345314461
>>345314650
Oh yeah, and this guide helps:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=584218260
>>345314650
thank you family
>>345314461
MY LEGS ARE OK
>>345314461
https://www.google.com/search?q=eye+divine+cybermancy+starter+guide&newwindow=1&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjXzN7PxPrNAhXFXSwKHQFVADUQ_AUICSgC#imgrc=3-B9BDuQOeKhlM%3A
its simple
valve needs to just delete DOTA2, TF2, and CSGO, and all anime
everything will improve marginally
>>345314873
This kills the PC
>>345314873
>DOTA2, TF2, and CSGO
And lost millions in profit. Good thinking pal. How come no one at Valve thought of it?
>>345314873
>and all anime
>>345314873
They should delete everyone with an anime avatar, that would be a good start.
>>345315110
my girlfriend said steam being down was a good thing so we could spend time together watching movies and cleaning the bathroom
>>345315197
>having a gf
Why?
>>345313882
>ear stretchers
>face tattoos
>retarded eye tattoos
Hideous and ruined. I don't understand why people like to mutilate themselves like that.
>>345315197
>Spend time together in silence
>Spend time togeather cleaning the shitter
Your gf isn't very imaginative.
>>345315260
not him but: sex, having someone to talk to, sleeping with someone that loves you in the same bed is priceless.
>>345315197
>Cleaning the bathroom
Why would you ever do that? You just have to re-mark everything afterwards so your rivals stay off your territory.
>>345310903
fix your fucking shit
>>345310354
steam works and im playing right now
>>345315197
>my girlfriend
Fucking loser
Go have some sex you pathetic loser
>>345315413
Sex is overrated.
Talking to a girl is like talking to a wall.
Sleeping alone is the best because there's no one pulling the blanket or being in the way
>>345315525
What fucking shit doofus? You want to me hack into Steam and fix the bugs myself?
>>345315541
I guess it really depends on the person. I have some buddies who think just like you and there's noting wrong with that.
>>345310354
the csgo casino mafia is ddosing steam, this will surely make valve reconsider the steam terms of service
>>345315541
you've never farted under the covers and trapped your gf under them before
>>345315697
It's not nearly as amusing when it turns her on.
>>345311186
4chan isn't holding hundreds of dollars of goods I bought hostage.
>>345313523
Life isn't like the movies. They go where the money is.
>>345315697
I've never had a gf and never will, but if I ever did, which I won't, that would be gross.
>>345312437
Lrn2troll then we'll throw proper shit at your face.
>>345316337
Nice reverse trolling shitbag.
>>345315373
>I don't understand why people mutilate themselves for art
>i don't understand why /d/ exists.
>>345316553
Look I apologize. Maybe I misunderstood what you're trying to convey, you know? It's hard to hear what you're saying with that dick in your mouth. But hey at least youre trying. Take care.
>>345315373
Now they have an legitimate excuse for not having a job.
