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Mercy and Torbjörn is the official canon ship.
Yuri fags absolutely btfo
>>345297998
>Shipping
Absolutely Tumblr Tier
>>345297998
Overwatch shitposting is best shitposting
Mercy is totes adorbs
>>345297998
Good Yuri fags are absolutely cancerous with there ship
>>345297998
Why the fuck did overwatch attract such an autistic fanbase? Tf2 didn't.
>>345298575
>Tf2 didn't
Am I being rused
>>345298575
>TF2 fanbase not Autistic
>>345298575
Is this bait?
>>345297998
Torbjörn surrogate father
Is Mercy still fertile?
>>345298840
Unless if I was willfully ignorant of the fanbase when I played tf2 there wasn't the same level of autism that sprung out of overwatch. Since it went down the shitter tf2 is full of it, but overwatch has one even when it costs forty dollars.
>>345298575
>Bright colour palette
>Cartoon-style graphics
>Personalities lacking in significant depth, thus easy to understand
>Superhero overtones
>Blizzard baiting shipfags by hinting that some characters are gay
GEE ANON, YOU TELL ME.
>>345298575
Nice bait. A little obvious, but I still kek'd
7/10
>>345299339
>Blizzard baiting shipfags by hinting that some characters are gay
I didn't know that they did that. Nevermind, it makes sense now. The second you give a game character a canon sexuality is the moment you open the floodgates. Only reason it didn't happen for the spy was because the cast was entirely men.
>>345297998
they just work together anon
I think these two are sister-zone only
It's true. If a girl puts bunny ears on you when taking a picture that means she lusts for your semen. Only thing I remember from grade school to be honest.
Based Toblerone
>>345299818
does mercy never age? also dem tits
>>345298575
>Tf2 didn't.
>>345300110
NANOMACHINE/BIOTECH SON
CANT AGE
>>345299337
You must have played before they added hats and the pony fanbase took over half the servers
>>345297998
they're just related
>>345299818
>Tank top Mercy
Jesus christ.
>>345297998
>her tits that close to his face in the first pic
>>345299652
When they said that there was a gay character at a conference, Metzen chimed in and said "there's two". The fact that the art director didn't know this just proves that that there aren't actually any gay characters, they were just making shit up in the hopes that the resulting stream of shipping got more people to buy their game
>>345299818
>giving her huge tits
Stop it. Why not a new face and hair too?
>>345300620
There is 1 bi and 1 lesbian.
>>345300773
Mei is the Lesbian and Mccree is bisexual this is not speculation this is canon. Blizzard is working on a holiday shorts that are currently in preproduction and it reveals the sexuality of Mccree and Mei
>>345297998
They work together that's all, Mercy being a scientist and Torb an engineer. At best it's a mentor/student relationship, Torb being one of the founding members of OW and being 20 years older.
fuuuuuuuuuuck i don't even play this game but it really has no mercy on my cock fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccc
someone haavveee any good piiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccsssssssssssssssss
>>345297998
>Happy Halloween Winston :)
what did she mean by this?
>>345297998
The ship of pharah and mercy is completely Tumblr fanfiction. Mercy was part of overwatch phase one and Pharah phase two. Mercy had little contact with Pharah the relationship is practically non existing yet.
>>345297998
If Blizzard is actually trying to pull this shit, then I'm through. They're so fucking desperate I swear.
>>345301505
The PharahxMercy popularity has no basis in the lore, it's just due to the fact that they synergize well within the game itselfReinhardtxBastion when
Shipping overall is fucking cancer. You do know that Torb and Mercy can just be really good friends?
>>345301679
no such thing between men and women
>>345301556
Whats so bad about this ship?
>>345297998
Likes that manlet D
It's not the length that matters it's the girth
>>345301556
He's just a father figure, Mercy lost both her parents before joining OW.
>>345301915
It's not the length of the hammer
>>345299818
>I'm going to fuck this little girl one day
>>345297998
>>345297998
Good /u/ can now fuck off this board
>>345302167
Well maybe instead of joining OW, maybe she should look for her lost parents? Or would that make too much sense?
>>345303001
>lose your parents
>just find them again lol
WHY HAVNT I THOUGHT OF THAT
>>345302172
Actually, hammer length is very important towards the function of the hammer. A longer hammer allows for more force, which allows for more effective hammering. If your hammer is too short, on the other hand, you might as well be using a fucking rock.
>>345301101
Mei is a lesbian and Mccree bisexual
wat?
>>345303634
No, it's obviously tracer lesbian and widow bi. Widow loved her husband but now she leans towards tracer.
>>345303713
I want this to be true simply because Tracer and Widow hate each other. Shipfags would never recover from the butthurt.
>>345297998
Two comrades celebrating together = They're fucking
Every time
>>345304180
In this day and age unfortunately it does. It's gotten a lot simpler. And I'm no trying to push the whole r9k "hahah lol all women are sluts" thing because that's just bullshit
>>345303848
>>345303713
>hatefuck
my dick
>>345303001
"Lost" is another word for "they're fucking dead", anon.
>Game blue screened on me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA who are the fuckling KEKS that programmed this game so I can show their wives the cultural ass raping enrichment that is ISLAM MOTHERFUCKERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>345304180
It's almost like you are in /v/, which is full of shut-in teens who've never touched a woman and haven't gone outside in months.
Like this guy. >>345304423
>>345297998
is winston a cuck?
>>345304557
I got a bluescreen while playing as well, but I was unsure if it was my shitty PC or the game. What error did you get?
>>345302907
Pharmercy fags out reeee
>>345304704
I don't really keep track.
I get blue screened by games that over emphasize the cpu such as this, Bethesda games, and Ubisoft games. Basically (for the most part) games that are designed primarily for consoles and the PC ports are pretty shotty.
>>345303001
like the same way batman lost his parents? Oh yeah, he just has to pop over to Coast city and pick them up
>>345304480
Da fuck, that spine!
>>345303001
Anon...
>>345303848
You realise you ARE the shipfag right?
>>345304480
>widowmaker's spine
looks like shadman has some competition
>>345298575
>implying TF2's fanbase isn't autistic
>>345298575
I just replied to one
>>345303001
Your daddy went on a long vacation with your mother's best friend.
>>345304180
Why are mei cosplayers the laziest pieces of shits
>>345301331
>>345298575
>Tf2 didn't
>>345300159
Remind me again why people dislike Sayaka
>>345301239
>this delusion
Structural/civil engineer and combat medic maintain regular student/mentor arrangements because their professions are so closely related I am actually being sarcastic right now
>>345303168
At the same time if the hammer is too long it becomes difficult to control/aim, hence why sledgehammers must be used with both hands. If you're just hammering in a normal-ass nail, you don't need all that extra power (it's just a fucking nail, god damn acquire strength), but you DO need is to be able to hit a rather small target without much effort. Which is why hammers aren't that long.
>>345308606
Replace Mercy with Ana
>>345309993
Yes, because Pharah is S76's daughter
>>345310058
says who
>>345309993
Why not?
>>345310296
because if it's not stated somewhere then it isn't canon
>>345310104
Isn't it stated in one of Ana and S76's pretty game banters?
>>345308659
Did the latest update make Zenyatta worth playing? I remember him sucking pretty hard
>>345310384
none of them say that, stop making shit up
>>345301505
Mercy was second generation, not first. Pharah wasn't part of Overwatch but loved them and idolized Reinhardt.
>>345310448
Zenyatta is loterally the best character in the game right now, I'm not even baiting. Expect a nerf by next week.
>>345298221
>>345299818
Mercy is supposed to be just 5 years older than Pharah
>>345297998
DWARFED
>>345303848
what rock have you been under? shipfags pair them up consistently.These characters fucking hate each other. its like shipfags dont understand basic human interaction
>>345311039
Yes, and?
>>345311183
Being fair, hatefucking is a legit fetish. Problem with shippers is that they see it with everyone who has even a mild rivalru with each other. I'm surprised they haven't done 76/Reaper hatefuck fanfics already.
>>345298575
>
holy shit you triggered me, here have my (you)
>>345311578
>I'm surprised they haven't done 76/Reaper hatefuck fanfics already.
>haven't
>haven't
>haven't
>implying
>>345311578
probably because 76 and reaper are male
>>345311661
Not him, but what's wrong with the tf2 fanbase?
>>345297998
MOLTEN CORED
>/v/ ironically pretending that Pharmercy isn't GOAT
>/v/ coming up with silly excuses like Torb or S76 to distract themselves from the truth
>/v/ trying to pass it off as "tumblr" just because it's the hot new buzzword for things they don't want to acknowledge
stop being tsundere /v/, you know you want it
>>345311781
since when has that EVER stopped anyone? /y/ and /hm/ exist, and tumblr is filled to the fucking brim with fujos
>>345298152
>shipping is now tumblr
hello, reddit!
>>345297998
You know she takes the Reinhardt
>New character got comics
>Bastion doesn't
FUCKING WHY?
>>345312567
>implying that Reinhardt cheats on his mechanic with another girl
do you even chivalry, knave?
>>345312656
bastion is cancer
>>345312387
lesbians don´t even exit
they are all just women that have made bad experiences with men in the past.
why do you think most lesbians stop having sex after a week or so?
>>345312695
Bastion is cute CUTE
>>345312840
wut
>>345312464
that's true but the ships tend to be more between the girls on the whole
>>345312960
senpai I guarantee you that the only reason you're saying that is because you don't know where to find the oceans of gay shipping bullshit that are out there
What about Mercy not having a real partner in her adult life? She probably work 24\7 and never had a chance to think about something else other than her work.
>>345312695
>not liking chill robot
>>345312840
You've never actually talked to a woman, have you?
Does this picture trigger you /v/?
>>345312695
I had to look that shit up, Reinhardt plus Brigitte are perfect for each other desu
>>345312840
I can't even tell if you're just baiting or not anymore
>>345312842
>>345313062
>bastion
>cute
>bastion
>chill
right up until the point where his KILL ALL HUMANS programming reactivates you fucking retards. by all means, continue fraternizing with the terminator bot. i'll just have more time to run away as it wastes time killing you stupid fuckers first
>>345312529
Being completely fair it is strictly the realm of tumblr/fujos and similar groups
It's probably accepted here now like many things that used to never be, like furries and fanfics
>>345313060
that just means that she's more likely to bang her coworkers instead of finding someone outside of the job. that's what happens irl in these sorts of (coed) professions anyway
>>345312840
>lesbians don't even exit
>>345313246
>furries
>accepted
>>345313272
Do you have any evidence that they do?
Bet you think black people are real too, I've only ever seen a white skeletion
>>345313189
He was designed to kill omnics you nitwit
>>345311932
Now it's terrible. When I played I remember it not being terrible, but then again I didn't know that Blizzard confirmed sexuality for some characters that would make them interested in one another>>345299652
>>345313442
>But during the Omnic Crisis, [Bastion units] were turned against their human makers, forming the bulk of the omnics' rebel army.
>Though "Bastion" appears to be gentle—even harmless, at times—its core combat programming takes over when the unit senses danger, utilizing its entire arsenal to eliminate anything it perceives as a threat.
taken straight from Bastion's character blurb on Overwatch's official site.
>>345313189
He was designed to protect the humans tho
>>345299652
>Only reason it didn't happen for the spy was because the cast was entirely men.
>he hasn't seen all of the flood of gay porn that arose after the Expiration Date short aired
do you have even the slightest clue about how many people chose to interpret the line SEDUCE ME as Spy being 100% serious?
>>345301101
>>it reveals the sexuality of Mccree and Mei
The fact that this has to be a thing to establish characterization makes me dislike the characters more than whatever the fuck they like. I hate when writers shoehorn that bullshit in.
>Bastion
>"he"
>>345309606
Mentor as in he's been in Overwatch since the start.
>>345311932
Mic spammers, tons of furries who want to run your face in it.
Not to say Overwatch is any better but with no custom Pics and sprays it is much easier to hide.
>Torn was björnin that prime Mercy pussy
Noice
>>345301265
>>345301331
You fuck off...
>>345314069
>mic spamming is now a bad thing
>not liking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4sgsg4Gqj4
>>345313750
that anon was baiting you you silly anon
>>345313694
I meant when I last played. Which was sometime around war I think, or at least a month or two after hats first came.
>>345313985
so was Morrison, and Morrison was supposedly a Steve Rogers - tier leader and mentor figure
>>345314416
Kid sounds like fucking Shinji Ikari.
>>345314668
not him, but is Evangelion good? I've never seen it
Honestly if they turn out to be the official canon ship I will smile a little to myself and watch the butthurt yurifags on tumblr cry to each others about UPPRESSHUN and whatever.
It'd be hilarious.
Anyway, we all know who the true lesbians are.
I'm here for the sexy pics of the milf that never ages, I expect greatness!
>literally none.
I am now depressed. You let me down anons.
>>345298447
>not liking yuri
are you actually gay?
>>345315236
So, when Tracer has an orgasm can she just recall and enjoy it again and again? I wonder what would happen to your dick if she recalls while still sitting on it?
>>345315236
widow has a husband that she loves even through the Talon brainwashing
>>345315323
you'll get your pics once Cleveland actually wins a championship, Lebron
>>345315236
The two gay characters are Zarya and Hanzo. Zarya for obvious reasons and Hanzo because whoever plays him is a faggot.
>>345298575
>Tf2 didn't.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767702
here you go faggots
>>345314992
Yes.
>>345315745
salsa, now.
>>345315673
i feel like hanzo is too busy drinking sake and being mad his brother is "dead" to have a kind of sexual orientation.
>>345315563
where the fuck have you been the cavs won retard
>>345315673
>Zarya for obvious reasons
that's exactly why it won't be Zarya, making Zarya gay would unleash a flood of OH SO THE BUTCH GIRL AUTOMATICALLY IS THE LESBIAN, HUH??? I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THESE STEREOTYPES negative pr
>>345315878
NO FUCKING WAY
>>345315883
If the blizz employee she was based on was gay, then Zarya will be gay too.
>>345315673
Zarya is a female Putin, can't be lesbian. Maybe is homophobic too. Probably is just one. And is Tracer.
>>345315810
>Roadhog/Junkrat this popular
Roadhog fucking hates Junkrat you retards
So when does the D.Va buff hit the actual game?
>>345316062
nuh uh
>>345316062
What? When someone said something about Roadhog hate Junkrat? Those two aren't best friends?
>>345316062
One more reason to rape him
>>345316157
>>345316184
says in the profile they he hates him but sticks with him for the money.
>>345316062
>>Roadhog fucking hates Junkrat you retards
They're BFF. I don't know how you possibly misunderstood.
>>345316225
he's gonna grow to love him
>>345298575
>TF2 didnt
>>345316157
>>345316184
>>345316235
Roadhog has literally nothing positive to say about Junkrat in any of their banter, and he only ever calls him an annoying mother fucker. When you kill a Junkrat as a Roadhog, he'll occasionally say that he's glad to have the opportunity to shut him up. Plus, their character bios on Overwatch's site say that Roadhog isn't even having fun being Junkrat's bodyguard, he's in it exclusively for the money
>>345315883
Her hair is like an emblem for lesbians to be desu,she just happens to be strong
>>345316346
i cant believe it
>>345298575
>TF2 didn't
>>345316382
>i can't belive the illusions i made up for myselfs
>NO WHY IS THIS HABBENING
Every autist thread ever.
>>345316452
i caaant believe youve done this
>>345313112
Please stop anon I'm getting triggered
>>345315480
She also killed him, sooooo
>blonde haired blue eyed europeans
always best girls
>>345316367
>Her hair is like an emblem for lesbians to be desu
rolling with that thinking would bring on the TRIGGERED comments, and big companies take that shit seriously
>>345315456
>>345299818
I like the anime artstyle.
>>345316545
>this implies that she killed him because she decided that she was really a lesbian
"no"
>>345298575
Guys, guys, calm your tits. These implications and most likely due to him and (You) being pre-teens when TF2 was popping. Now all the /v/ fags are buying into the PC market, playing PC games, so they think they know everything about the PC master race.
This post was made by a PC Master Race veteran.
what's with all of the anime art of Overwatch? Why is it so popular in the east, compared to most western stuff?
>>345300620
That's deplorable and fits the definition of pandering.
>>345316937
waifus brah
>>345316938
pharah is not for /u/ raping
>>345316998
Don't be like that
>>345298575
It attracted the tumblr fanbase with all its retarded shipping bullshit and DIVERSITY.
>still no art of Torb x Mercy
WHERE IS IT
>>345313408
Hey I don't like it either but it's true
>>345301505
Mercy was part of overwatch pharah wanted to be a part of the organisation but by the Time she was ready the organization was shutdown. Pharah at no point in the time line is part of overwatch.
>>345317680
Why not draw it yourself anon?
>>345317257
There was something like 50 Dva cosplay bitches at E3.
>>345301505
Every ship is complete tumblr fan-fiction.
>>345317895
Wait, Overwatch has a story?
How do they explain the concept of the character dying all the time, as well as enemies working on the same team?
>>345317897
because I can't draw and it would take years to git gud enough to produce something worthwhile
>>345301675
The "lore" doesn't support any ship in any way, shape, or form. Not a single one is supported in-game, it is ALL just head canon.
>>345318167
The game has story but the matches are not part of it
>>345318202
>because I can't draw
Not with that attitude
>>345314992
hahahahaha no it's not. It's horrible weeb trash
>>345318167
Fuck the red thats how
>>345318350
I could learn how to draw but that would take years f@m, I want my dwarfxdoc fanart a bit sooner than that
>>345318350
Can't you draw non gay shit?
Pharrah/Ana when
>>345317102
A comic about what actually happens when Pharah and Mercy try to go into the air.
No idea why people say they work well together.
>>345318538
What a shame
>>345297998
>>345297998
HAHAHA LEZBOT NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS BTFO
>>345299818
>loli-pharah sideboob
>>345318638
>incest
how about no
>>345318815
>Liking lolis
Eww, pedo.
>>345318823
>Not liking incest
What is wrong with you?
>>345318823
>>345318815
Do NOT sexualize little Pharah
>>345318961
Not to sound like /pol/ but holy fuck this thread is degenerate as fuck.
It's like they are working extra hard to make turbo lesbian art.
>>345297998
>WHOA THEY'RE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER, GOTTA BE A SHIP
KYS
>>345318961
>>345319031
pls delete thanks in advance
>>345319069
>/u/ is degenerate
laughingelfman.jpg
>>345315236
>Widowmaker kills husband
>revealed to be a lesbian
The backlash would be massive so no, Widowmaker is straight
>>345319069
this
>>345319213
>that pic
isn't Mercy only ~5 years older than her, though?-
>>345319213
/u/ has really bitchy mods that shoot people for bickering, instead of breaking any rules.
Pharrah is for Symmetra now
>>345319350
There's a photo of Mercy as a grown adult while Pharah is only a little girl in Ana's video.
>>345319350
Yes, only 5 years. Blizzard really fucked the ages and timeline.
>>345304690
He is a gorilla.
>>345319126
>WHOA THERE, BOTH LOOSELY SHARE A MECHANIC, GOTTA BE A SHIP
>>345319284
They'd do it anyway because they're man hating SJWs.
>>345319391
/u/ is the most sfw porn board I've ever seen, it's fucking maddening
>browse /u/ looking for hot girl-on-girl porn
>get ship wars and bitching
>99% of art is more sfw than what usually gets posted on blue boards
what the fuck people
>>345319443
you mean the unedited version of this pic pic? >>345298221
I'd buy that Pharah was 12 and Mercy was 17 in that pic, people age rapidly in their teens
>>345319391
Well, the concept of /u/.
>>345317720
nope
>>345319713
*SHARTS*
>>345319624
you're really trying hard to justify your dumb ship aren't you
>tfw shoot the shit out of Pharah-Mercy when they're in the air
>tfw Mercy starts panicking and trying to fly away
>tfw Pharah then realises she has no crutch and gets raped by entire team+me combined
>>345320165
No, I dislike pharmacy because I think that it's pretty forced. I was just pointing out that the age gap wasn't as bad as it might at first seem
>>345320260
Here's a secret anon, every ship is 100% forced
>>345320221
source on pic?
>>345320375
desu Reinhardt and his mechanic girl isn't a very forced ship at all
>>345320375
So people never decide to be together by themselves?
>>345297998
Zarya is also canon straight and likes McCree.
This game cucks the gay audience left and right. The ole bait and switch.
I wouldn't be surprised if the only fags in the game were Reaper and Bastion. Since you have to be a fag to play them in the first place.
>>345298575
overwatch at least has qt grills, therefore it's less autistic than tf2
>>345320260
Pretty much everyone knows that all ships will be wrong.
Maybe expect for anax76 because there is a bit of evidence but the others are just headcanon and I think everyone knows it.
>>345320375
McCree x D.Va isn't forced.
>>345320568
the fuck are you talking about, point to me your """evidence"""
>>345299818
>implying it's not may-december yuri
>>345298152
There's a certain level of irony and mockery in OPthat seems to have blown directly over your head.
>>345320861
>he's posting fanart as evidence that his ship isn't forced
I hope that you're being ironic right now
>>345320861
>Hey Mcree, how'd you like to nuke my Nagasaki?
>>345320861
>>345321109
McCree is ugly as fuck desu, ships with him are retarded
>>345300709
Get your test levels checked anon, plus tits will look smaller in a sports bra pressed under metal armour.
>>345297998
>Ship
Don't be a faggot. She is clearly his daughter.
>>345321382
>not thinking the mixture of Big Boss and Revolver Ocelot is hot
>>345319443
>>345319453
Pharah is 13-14 and Mercy is 18-19 in that picture. Not that hard to grasp. Maybe Pharah was a late bloomer? Not everyone person has their tits and hips/ass explode to adult levels the moment they turn 13.
>>345321382
>desu
New fucking faggot.
