>open game
>graphics options are in the launcher
>>345285471
>change settings
>"you need to restart the game to apply these changes"
>Highest supported resolution is 1024x768
Looking at you Silent Hunter III
>Alt tabbing full screen will fuck your shit up
>>345285964
>sound keeps playing when you alt tab
>>345285964
>"Lets bake a delicious cake"
>"Lets bake a delicious CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA"
>game.exe stopped working
>try to ctrl alt del your way out
>game noises loud as fuck and can't turn down
>game just gets stuck there in darkness and noise for 5 minutes until task manager opens
good times
>>345285471
This is a weird but good thing. You just have to think harder about it.
>>345286196
>playing any valve game online
>enter server
>exploding noises of gunfire mixed with mics and character voices repeating over and over for a few seconds
>launch game
>it launches a launcher
>>345286196
>>345286310
>alt+tab a source engine game
>sounds loop
>do the roxbury headbang
>>345286310
>Join source multiplayer game
>faggot screaming on his mic as you join
>game hangs
>his screeching continues in loop until you close the process
>Game is a port of a older Japanese game.
>Looks like shit when you play it.
>No options to change the settings inside the game, nor does the launcher offer anything.
>You literally have to go to the root file to find a SEPARATE configuration launcher to change anything.
Or hell, the launcher for Lightning Returns where it is literally in the menu bar at the top while windowed. That shit was weird as hell.
>open game
>sweet ass installer music
>images rotating in background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8nrVR7ySwY
>install game from 2005
>updating Direct X to version 7.4
>updating punkbuster
>no option to skip
>>345285471
>>345286707
rip anus
>Close game with task manager
>desktop
>you can still hear the soundtrack playing
>*BLOOP*
>silence
>>345285683
>GTA V has this
why... WHY?
>close game
>game.exe has stop responding
>>345286707
Anon fucking delete this I'm sitting on one of those chairs
>>345286987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCE3kmh0iyo
>quit
>yes I'm sure
>exist to animus
>yes I already saved
>quit to main menu
>quit game
It's like Ass Creed warns me to alt 4
>want to quit game
>"but i was to tired to go on" is the option
>>345286707
A 24-year-old woman from Fuijian, China was sitting in front of her computer when her chair suddenly 'exploded', sending pieces of steel into her body.
Chinese media reported that the incident resulted in the woman being severely injured.
The woman's brother, who gave his name as Liu Xiao, said that she sat in front of the computer after coming out of a shower.
She was sitting in the chair drying her hair with a hair dryer when suddenly, the chair exploded with her on it. He said that she whispered that she was in pain before losing consciousness.
She suffered terrible injuries to her lower body from thick iron springs and scattered screws.
According to reports, her intestines and vagina were pierced by a steel rod. Doctors saved her by removing a dozen screws and fragments of plastic from her flesh.
In 2008, media reports said that a 65-year-old man was injured in the back and arms when a 150mm long steel rod was ejected out of an exploding chair with such force that it hit the ceiling.
In 2009, a 14-year-old boy from Shandong province in China was reportedly killed by his exploding chair.
According to Dongnan Daily News, an industry insider said that there are three types of air-lift chairs on the market: hydraulic pressured, mechanical and gas pressured.
The majority of cheap air-lift chairs are gas pressured, however, some manufacturers take it one step further by filling it with pressured air to lower the costs. This dangerous step, the insider said, was likely the cause of the explosion.
>Exit game
>Are you sure? Y/N
>Y
>game.exe has stopped working
>PC freezes
>>345286587
>buy CD-ROM with thousands of games (the kind of shit that used to come with gaming magazines)
>cool ass MIDI music starts playing
Fucking digerati
>>345287510
>buying chairs from China
>>345285471
That is literally my chair except my arm rests are different. Fucking hate this bullshit chair.
>>345287510
>china
Nothing to see here
>buy port of shmup on steam
>huge ass shit on both sides instead of the fucking game
>>345287510
>chinese engineering
>>345286707
posting a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w69CT8uzks0
>>345287510
I have a shitty chinese airlift chair and it gets progressively lower each week
Should I be worried
>>345287597
>"""thousands""" of games
>32 types of tetris
>12 pac man clones
>zero Spy Hunters
>219 pong variations
>skipping every third number
I remember those things.
>>345287510
>cutting costs by using less air
you actually can't make this shit up haha stupid gooks
>>345287510
Good thing the US has some requirements to gas spring chairs :^)
>>345287881
They dont actually use "air". Its some gas. They also blow up because they use normal air.
>watching gameplay video
>it freezes
>wait for a few seconds
>still frozen
>as soon as you click refresh it starts playing again
every fucking time
>>345287826
>RPG MAKER special
>RPG maker 2000 and a bunch of addons
>30 games to choose
>fucking Dink Smallwood
>still have the CD
>scratched to the point of being useless
>still keep it for memory's sake
>game prevents you from alt-tabbing
>>345287824
Yes.
>>345287801
>reddit frog XD posters in 2012
i fucking hate this place
>you can still click on menu elements and fuck up your settings if you alt-tab
>No borderless window option
>>345287824
You are literally sitting on a ticking time bomb. A hand grenade with the pin just barely still inserted. A nuclear holocaust in the making.
>playing window mode game on windows
>some shit happens
>game freezes
>can drag the screen around, leaving a trail
>try to cover the whole screen because why the fuck not
>game unfreezes before you can finish your work
well, fuck you too buddy
>>345288782
>playing on windowed mode
>press alt or some shit
>all the buttons disappear
>don't know the shortcuts
>mouse cursor is stuck inside the window
>>345288060
are you me?
i will actually gesture toward my mouse like i'm about to click the refresh button sometimes but then at the last second don't click it... because i swear some ghost or something is fucking with me. And as soon as i fake it, the video starts playing again.
>>345287510
i have a shitty dining chair as my computer chair to this day even if I have disposable income for a decent office chair.
Is there an ergonomic chair that's adjustable without an air bomb? I'm trying to google "office chair without air" and i don't think I'm getting anything
>>345289120
>you're moving around the camera
>the mouse cursor is in the middle of the window
alternatively
>alt tab to your browser
>game loads finally
>bugs where the cursor warps to the center of the screen
>can't move it because you're moving the camera in the background
>>345289174
i thought i was the only one who did this shit
>launch game
>game freezes
>click around for a bit
>computer freezes
>computer then emits a horrid screeching noise
>hard shutdown
>>345289351
>alt-tab
>the in-game cursor is replaced by your default cursor
>>345289517so did i
>right click bottom right by accident
>steam menu comes up
>wont go away unless i click something
>>345289928
>accidentally click big picture mode
>>345286538
>Don't even have a separate configurations launcher
>Have to edit a text file instead
>No explanation of what each line does
FINAL DESTINATION
>>345289928
Oh man, fuck those notifications.why should I care if some random guy on my list is the 30th person online playing Counter Strike? Like leave me alone man, I don't care if he's playing. I wish I could turn it off, but it seems like you have to disable all notifications to stop it.
>>345289025
this hasn't happened to me since windows xp.
do the newer operating systems still do this?
>>345289120
>Windows+R
>cmd
>Enter
>taskkill /f /im nameofgame.exe
>Computer magically works like nothing happened
a-am I a hacker now guys
>>345290151
maybe he still has an HDD or something
>>345290220
Only if you use ctrl + shift + escape and do it through the GUI.
>>345290220
compared to the average windows user you're doing pretty well
>1v1 clutch situation
>steam friend comes online
>oh fuck
>he starts spamming
>it takes over my radar
>can't see shit
>lose 1v1
>get kicked
>>345290486
>>345290558
I mostly use it when I get a black screen and nothing works, so I just type it blindly
>>345290637
This so much
Laranja if you're reading this: Fuck you
>>345288210
I still have the magazine with unreal tournament 2003 review and the demo.
"Sexy" wallpapers of DOA and final fantasy
>HDR and antialiasing cannot be enabled at the same time
