Will we ever know what they look like?
>>345254902
Mystic and Valor are both chicks right?
Is Mystic a guy or a girl?
>>345255027
Mystic is a fuckboi
>>345255068
>>345255131
It's a mystery.
>>345255027
She's wearing heels
>>345255027
Mystic's a greasy weeb
>>345255290
So does Raiden.
>>345255131
>Mystic is a fuckgurl
ftfy
>>345254902
>tfw instinct is the only male team in the game
Only faggots play women in videogames.
Instinct is your average dudebro Chad for team faggots.
Mystic is your average Naruto Uchiha arms behind back while running overcoat wearing weeb. Could also be a girl.
Valor is a cute genki Okinawan-brown tomboy for people with superior taste in waifus.
>>345255541
>>345255336
>>345255290
>>345255027
All three are trans/gender fluid.
>>345255590
Instinct is the cuck team tho
>>345255653
tumblr pls go and stay go forever.
>>345255434
It's a girl
Now i'll enjoy watching your mental gymnastics and deep denial Tumblr KEK
>>345255693
Still the only male team in the game, faggot. Also electric type/Zapdos is objectively the best.
>>345255652
>Overt jewelry and dress that just about covers her crotch
That's no tomboy, that's a slut who just happens to have slightly spiked hair.
>>345255784
Sorry if you can't tell that Valor and Instinct are both butch lesbians with Mystic being a trans boy.
>>345254902
>mfw tossing empties at the neckbeards sitting outside the library
Man/fuckboi/woman
all the important genders represented.
>>345255838
It could be a trap
>>345255652
>playing as a women in video games
Lol, faggots.
>>345254902
>Blanche
>french name
>heels, a long ponytail
>Mystic as in mysterious
fuccboi confirmed
>>345256374
But pokemon already has a blanche
>>345254902
Instinct is a young professor Oak.
>>345256374
Could be a Takarazuka-style reverse trap.
>>345256216
It's a boyish girl with small tiddies
>>345255652
>genki Okinawan-brown tomboy
>>345256559
FUcKING THISSSSSS
>>345256532
See: >>345256009
Don't be misled into following some slag.
>>345255653
In reality they're all just dittos.
>>345256559
l m a o fampai
No.
>>345256501
It's a girlish boy with small tiddies
>joining team mystic
>>345256559
>Blue has the most player % out of total
>4chan
Sounds about right.
>>345254902
If I'm thinking of their respective birds and elements,
Instinct is a slightly scruffy, gruff dude,
Mystic is an Asian female with fairly sharp facial features and moderate bangs/hair (no fivehead), and
Valor is a bright red-haired, stereotypical "strong fire woman" type as Nintendo is oft to do (see: Din).
>>345256559
You're aware that furries dominate Mystic right?
it's also been confirmed mostly young people choose Valor.
>>345256559
>4chan
>The euphoric fedora tipping trench coat wearing weeb
Perfect.
>>345256559
Swap mystic and valor and we are good.
>>345256738
Enough
>>345254902
>Will we ever know what they look like?
No, because they don't exist. They are charismatic leadership figures crafted by the team's higher-ups in order to encourage young trainers to engage in gang warfare for their ''''''''ideals''''''''.
If there's ever a yuri doujin between Mystic and Valor, it should be called "The Better Part."
Why is the red one the only one facing away from the viewer?
>>345256559
Every SJW reddit faggot I know irl joined team mystic
>Chose Valor because my friends did
>Regretting it.
Did I fuck up /v/?
>>345256797
Capcom designed Din, faggot
>>345257232
great, now i can't unsee this
>>345257394
>having """friends"""
You should be regretting every waking moment.
yellow team guy
Team Instinct: I am a smug sanctimonious shitter who thinks he's better than everyone else because I joined the meme team and say that he just likes to "play for fun," because apparently nobody else does.
Team Mystic: I am a self-centered egotistical nobody who picked who flocked to the hipster team to circle jerk about being "intellectual" about Pokémon when in reality I know jack shit.
Team Valor: I am an edgy, self-revolving, try-hard toddler who takes everything way too seriously and tries way too desperately to ensure other people think I'm cool by picking the "cool kids" team.Team Mystic is still the best.
>>345257394
Yes. Team Red and Blue are both for normies.
>there are people that didn't choose their team based off their favorite bird
Valor is the best name for a team. Articuno is my favorite of the three birds. But yellow is my favorite color and electric is my favorite type. I was pretty indifferent to the ideals of all of them. Since that was two points for Instinct compared to one for the others, Instinct's the one I joined. How did the rest of you reach your decision?
>>345257768
This. No other reason to pick any other way, really.
>>345257823
I liked the Instinct logo the best
>>345257768
and this
>>345256761
This had better be shopped
Team Harmony WHEN
>>345257975
get your normie memes out of my face
>GoT font
>>345257768
Fucking this. Provable because Moltres is literally the shittiest bird and Valor has the highest number of members.
Just hit level 5.
Which Team is /v/ incarnated?
>>345257975
Barney
Even without knowing what they look like past a solid color shape, is there porn of them yet?
>>345257975
>not making it white to relect the lack of color loyalty
>Lugia is literally white
>the slightly lighter blue team
how do you fuck up this bad
>>345255653
>>>/tumblr/ and stay there you cretin
>>345256559
>Team filled with fedora tippers and furries
>Leader is a weeb faggot trap
>Even has the sword and trenchcoat
Yeah, fits 4chan alright.
>>345258104
Yellow, because all /v/ is is a collection of autists who pine for their waifus and wish to breed with them,
>>345256559
Replace 4chan with DeviantArt T B H
>>345258163
I dont think so
>>345258307
>not wanting to get your waifu impregnated with your spunk
>tfw chose Valor because dat skirt
>>345254902
I hope Valoress isn't a nigger
>>345256559
>>345258104
Red and Blue is for normalfags
Yellow is for real niggas
I bet Team Valor's leader fucks like a tiger.
Mystic is literally redddit
>friend pulls a get in faggot we're going gym hunting at like 1 AM last night.
>he's driving a little bit fast, but nothing too extreme
>gets to a gym and beats it, other friends put down their mons there
>I'm mystic and they're instinct so I'm just there for the ride. I only play once a week at my lgs anyways
>fucking peels out at some 60 miles an hour to get to another other gym so they can get the 3 gym free gold bonus before someone else takes the gym
>In the rear view mirror we can see other cars pulling up to try and shark the newly formed gym
Sometimes I wonder if there is a thing as too serious.
>>345256559
>tfw memes have reached the postmodernism stage
>tfw memes can only be ironic now
The worst possible timeline has occurred and we're all stuck here.
>>345258628
Black or not, your dick made the right choice
>[team I'm not on] is full of [negative descriptions]
>[team I'm on] is full of [positive descriptions]
and round and round we go
>>345254902
just pick whatever color you like the most, it doestn matter what team you pick, you loser autists
>>345258163
this needs to happenfeatureless human shapes is my fetish
WHERE MY YELLOW LATIN KINGS AT
>>345259147
Really?
>>345258094
Mystic has the higher number of players though.
>choose instinct because Zapdos was my favorite bird
>convince a friend I work with to choose it as well
>chance upon some other friends while on a walk around a local campus
>turns out they also chose instinct
Was pretty neat considering the gyms around here are controlled by Mystic and Valor 99% of the time. Glad I picked it for the sole reason that it's the underdog in general.
>>345255652
You have Instinct and Valor switched.
>>345259161
Im in balkans
Does this mean third world is all yellow?
Mysticfag here. I picked it because Articuno is my favorite bird and blue is my favorite color.
I have never actually met another mystic who didn't chose it for those reasons so I don't know what a stereotypical mysticfag is.
Instinct is pretty bro tier.
Valor is a bunch of penismongers.
>>345259338
>instinct
>underdog
It's a meme.
>>345258985
Stannis is dead tho
>>345259535
Spoiler that shit retard
>>345259535
Not in the books showfag. Beside Stannos is the best.
post your local area of people playing pokego
>>345259507
Sure, around here it's pretty common, but apparently overall it's the minority by far.
About half of all players are Mystic, around a third are Valor, and the rest choose Instinct.
>>345259629
Make me gay boy
>>345259706
>>345254902
Prob something along the lines of this
>>345259227
kinda, i just mean "anon" type characters
>>345259507
>instinct has 28%
>somehow not the underdog
Graphs aren't hard, son.
>>345255652
Literally the only reason I chose valor
>>345259883
I picked mystic correctly then.
>>345259507
https://blogs.adobe.com/digitalmarketing/mobile/pokemon-go-meaningless-obsession-augmented-reality-catalyst/
Instinct is 25%
>>345259954Full picture?
>>345259954
Must be hard finding content.
>>345259957
its still less than 1/3 so whats your point?
>>345256559
>team valour is all about honour and other gay shit
>team mystic is fedora tippers
>Team instinct follows its instinct and does whatever the fuck it wants
We're instinct nigger. Tumblr is Valour, Mystic is Reddit.
>>345260398
>Valor
>Honor
Valor is the group that waits for someone to take down a gym then snipe it before the people who took it over can claim it. There's no honor in that.
The only reasons I went for Valor is because...
1. Concept appeals to me more
2. Hot chick silhouette
3. Saw a pic here of sawing writing Team Mystic on something in public
4. I choose Charmander as my starter
Although my favorite colors are blue and orange.
>>345260637
M-M-muh waifu shitlords go back to /A/
>>345260124imgur.com/cIaBAXm
>>345260127
ehh its not too badhowever finding a combination of this and my other fetish is quite rare
>>345260637
>sawing writing
*someone who wrote
>>345260770
>not liking waifus
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
have a feeling mystic looks like this
>>345261045
FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>345260792
You're awesome.
>>345261045
>generis jrpg hero with gender fluid looks
I'll pass
>mfw you faggots are ruining Nintendo
Not like they needed help anyway but this opens the door for more bullshit halfassed games.
>>345254984
Hidden
Won't stop
Are people just pretending to be retarded or something? Or did everyone skip the introduction of the teams showing everyone how they looked? Or didn't they show it outside of the European release?
What the fuck is going on.
>>345259706
>>345258826
beautiful
![tumblr_mcyfewKN3d1rg8h5ro1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YtoYV6c.jpg "tumblr_mcyfewKN3d1rg8h5ro1_1280[1].jpg")
Why is Instinct Yellow instead of Green?
>>345257662
HelIo reddit
>>345261782
Just how fucking stupid are you?
>>345261782
Because Zapdos is yellow,and Yellow is cuter than Green
>>345261782
Hurr durr
>>345261782
>>345261879
Those mangas were fucking awesome. I stopped right after emerald. Are the later chapters any good?
>>345261782
Nobody remembers green version
Explain why GO is popular else I send you to Flavortown!
>>345255290
This.
Even how the hairs are combed makes you think about it like a female
>>345261968
>ArticUNO
>ZapDOS
>MolTRES
>Articuno has one tail
>Zapdos has two tails
>Moltres has three tails
Oh shit I just got it
>>345261861
>>345261968
I'd say I'm pretty stupid.
>>345256761
If this fucker "glomps" me because I'm Mystic, I'll be sure to "glomp" him in the throat repeatedly
>>345261527
This, pretty sure they showed them. Is everyone crazy?am I crazy?
Picked Valor for reasons.
>>345262151
So youre going to throatfuck him?
Thats pretty gay.
>>345262151
>I'll be sure to "glomp" him in the throat
L-lewd
I wabt you all dead.
Of the three teams, which caters to more cucks?
>>345262137
>MOltres
>Zapdos
>ARTicuno
Coulf Mozart still be alive?
>>345262291
Mystic
>>345262291
Anybody playing this shit.
>>345262291
Mystic = Beta
Valor = Omega
Instict = Alpha
>>345262291
Mystic is literally redddit so...
I want to kill you all.
>>345261787
>le reddit meme
Hello retard
>>345262393
>Yahoo gif
What
>>345262232
>>345262248
Shit, that does sound gay
>>345262626
>Gets mad when he gets called out for being redddit
Only redditors get mad at being called out. Leave tourist
>>345262202
>Valor is team waifufilth
Pathetic.
>>345262291
>Implying you aren't all retarded
>>345261879
Yellow is best character
ALL OF (YOU)
>>345261235
no u
There is a big park near my house that has a bunch of pokestops and two gyms in it.
Every day while walking my dogs I play Pokemon GO there and make smalltalk with the other people from my neighborhood who are playing.
There's a group of children who skateboard around with their fucking phones out like idiots and I'm always worried one of them is going to crack his fucking head open on the curb while playing. They banded together and are all team valor 4 lief they tell me. One of them literally said that. "Valor is the best, valor for life!"
There is a couple who plays GO together in the park that hang out at the pokestops and always drop lures there for everybody else. They are quite vocal about sharing their mystic affiliations and sometimes jokingly point at me challengingly if our paths cross.
There's a group of people I see down there who I've previously met as they live on my block. They're a bunch of Koreans going to the nearby college. They are all team Instinct and have lately been more forward with striking up conversations with me when they found out I was Instinct as well.
I went Instinct simply because you guys told me it was the literally who faction and I thought it would be appropriate.
The gym seems to change hands a couple times a day but the park is a little bit out of the way from the main boulevard where there is a huge saturation of pokestops and gyms so most of the players in my city I suspect just head down there rather than to my park. So my sample size isn't that great.
>>345263197
>draw a girl
>but acts like a boy
>but is actually a girl
>due to the map found out there is a nice little hiking trail two blocks away from me
>only 1.5 miles long so it's an easy walk
>about half way down it I see a group of angry sawsbuck and a few deerling just standing in the way
>get scared, turn around quickly walk back home
Are deer as violent as the simpsons said? I just wanted to get to the end of the path and hatch an egg...
>>345263556
If there's fawns present then you better believe deer are as violent as the Simpsons said.
I've seen a doe trample the shit out of an old lady who didn't realize she was walking past a fawn. I ran up to try to frighten it and it just switched targets instead, kicked the shit out of me before leaving all fucking smug.
>>345263556
>Are deer as violent as simpsons said?
Are you actually retarded?
>valor and mystic sling shit
>instinct just carries on enjoying pokemon
>drive down to local manor as I heard its a gym
>can see it coming up as I get closer
>suddenly no phone signal
>the fuck that planted himself on it will probably stay there for months since no-one can get close enough to beat him
>>345263803
Are you?
Mother deer are extremely protective of their young.
>>345263957
>Simpsons
Instinct best faction, sneaking gyms for rewards, Zapdos is best legendary
>>345263815
Sorry but you need to switch Mystic with Instinct, half the shitposting in here are from Instinct fags
>>345264079
Retards actually giving a fuck about this shit.
>>345264024
>backpedaling and misdirecting the argument
Okay.
>>345254902
Mystic is going to be a man, calling it now
>>345257975
OH LOVE
>>345264292
Imagine there's no countries
I picked Valor because the captain looks like a QT tomboy
>>345264380
>a man named Blanche
>>345257975
Not being retarded and not playing this shit.
>>345254902
Valor is Bullet from BlazBlue
>>345261568
>>345255652
>TFW I'm beta,weeaboo, and robotic as fuck and chose team Instinct
I'm so far from chad it's not even funny, I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum. My second choice would be team Mystic, cause I'm a weeaboo faggot.
>>345256559
This seems accurate, most of the furry/weeaboos/SJWS are on team Mystic, I also kind of see how team Instinct is for normalfags/chads.
>>345257975
>Game of Thrones font
This shit needs to end.
post yfw this kills gaming and Nintendo goes full retard like Konami
>>345262582
>>>/middle school/
>>345262771
>Subscribing to the "le reddit" meme and muh sekret club
I want newfags to leave
>>345265234
Gaming already might as well be dead desu
>>345265239
oh (you)!
>mfw Instinct ends up being a jacked Lt. Surge
>>345257447
Just an example of the look.
Haven't really kept up with Pokémon enough to give the names of examples, even if I can see 'em.
>>345265424
>>345263384
Reverse image searches give me nothing
Looking up Nobuyuki Zo gives me nothing
GOnna need sauce on that
>>345257975
>Making up team names
>GoT font
You're a real kind of cancer, go back to R E D D I T and tumblr.
>>345265595
Gurren Lagaan
>>345257662
>Team Instinct
Not seeing any consequences here, you insecure pleb.
>>345265673
You're all fucking faggots for playing and giving two fucks for this "game".
I've never seen /v/ use reddit as a scapegoat so much in one thread
>>345264169
>implying it isn't mystic/valorfags false flagging
>implying instinct players aren't out enjoying the game instead of shitposting in teamwar threads
>>345265909
Welcome!
>>345265909
>mfw I'm just here to shitpost and I don't give a fuck anyway
>>345255693
>picked a female leader
>calls others cucks
Anon, c'mon.
>>345262052
it's a CIA Psyop
>>345254902
>"blue is a weeb! weeb weeb"
>playing pokemon and still denying you are a weeaboo
kek
>>345255784
>>345255838
>>345258276
>>345258985
>>345260398
>>345260879
>>345261787
>>345262539
>>345262771
trying way too desperately to fit in, please fuck off to wherever you came from
>mfw watching how all of you are tearing eachother to pieces and I get to enjoy every minute of it.
>>345266050
>implying all this shitposting isn't coming from digimon and yokai watch fans
Yesterday I met a guy who was literally lvl 33.
HOW
O
W
>>345259001
This is the mind of a Mystic beta pleb.
>>345267045
Now is this from Bleach or is Gene Simmons's son plagiarizing it again?
>>345267170
No, this is from a manga remake of an old werewolf story thing. There's an arc where they kidnap MC's teacher and she's raped in the background for like 20 chapters or something. /a/ likes to call it Rape Namek.
>>345266979
>yokai watch
>fans
>>345266979
>implying this isn't posturing because people enjoy playing braindead shit that will kill gaming and feel the need to validate wasting time and energy that could be spent on actual games.
I just picked valor because is my favourite colour. Did people really actually put thought into what team they chose?
How can you say that you're on the road to becoming a Pokemon Master if you don't have at least 30 different Pokemon in your inventory?I'm 1 short
>>345256559
Team Instinct are normie, childish shitheels that picked the most """"unique""" option to be a special snowflake outside the traditional Red v Blue dichotomy. Them being 9fags makes sense.
However, Mystic and Valor are both wrong.
People that pick Mystic are euphoric neckbeards that take an inordinate amount of pride in their 103 IQ's. It's the pathetic reddit forum roach team.
Instinct is for edgy teenagers that want to pick the BADASS option because they're confrontational fuckwits at that age. Coincidentally, that's the kind of faggot that comes to 4chan, so Valor is team contrarian fuckwit, for sure.
There's downsides to each, but at least if you're on valor you aren't an infiltrator that belongs on a different website.
>>345267945
Certain restaurants are giving special deals to people who are part of a certain team, I've only seen that for Team Mystic though.
>>345268278
Well it would make most sense if they are the most popular team. So you'd get the most traffic by being favourable to the largest team.
>>345256761
>>345262151
There's a guy I knew who kept on "glomping" me every time he saw me. I told him not to fucking touch me, but he didn't listen.
One time he saw me at the mall, hugged me from behind, and it took all of my restraint to stop hitting him after the third time.
I don't mind if you're some kind of faggot, but I'm not letting anyone lay their fucking hands on me like that in public and letting them off. You do you, but the second they drag me into their weird faggot world we'll have a problem.
Shit is disrespectful and autistic.
>catch pokemon
>game crashes before it shows up in inventory
great
>>345267313
>>345265874
>>345264730
>>345264630
>>345264024
are you almost out of reaction images?
With how insanely popular the game is I'm surprised there isn't any fan art that just fills in the silhouettes.
Where are all the weeb artists?
valor has some nice tits
>>345254902
Which team has best waifus
>>345270426
I've met one mystic and one valor girl. Now we have to go out and bully all the instinct girls.
Instinct = /v/, /a/, /co/, /sp/
Mystic= /b/, /d/, /fit/, /soc/
Valor = /pol/, /jp/, /vp/, /k/
Are we in agreement?
![5848808+_eb71122a5f229bcabbe781753eaa4654[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bRwVINJ.png "5848808+_eb71122a5f229bcabbe781753eaa4654[1].png")
>I'm Team Mystic, because my 105 IQ belongs in only the most intelligent group.
>>345270426
Instinct because blonde hair.
>Not waiting for the only team worth while
>>345270742
>/fit/ and /soc/ in the same group
>Implying /fit/ is full of normies
>out walking through a nature preserve with a few friends today
>pass a group of kids all glued to their cell phones
>as we pass them, friend turns to them and says "Snorlax is that way"
>struggle to contain laughter until out of earshot
It's really still odd to me how huge this game got, not a damn person in that group plays video games as far as I know and yet everyone knew what he was talking about.
>>345269617
No, why?
>>345267170
It's from Wolf Guy. It has an arc colloquially referred to as "Rape Namek". I'm sure you can figure out why.
>>345267284
that's fucking hilarious
>>345269845
Being better than this.
>>345264630
how many True Lies reactions do you have?
>>345256761
>>345268818
the fuck does glomp mean?
>>345274586
It means being raped by an autist
>>345255652
Mate I just like Zapdos I don't give a fuck about your labels.Is there 34 of Valor?
>>345274586
It's when someone runs up and hugs you forcibly because they think it's cute and life is a fucking anime.
They do it because they've learned how to interact socially from watching their dogs. "If a dog can walk up to me and jump on me for pets, it must be super kawaii if I sneak up on a grown man and huh him in the mall =3" is their thought process.
They need to be beaten.
>>345254902
instinct will have an off-pattern bomber jacket/coat with pinstripe fabric instead of leather and high, tight-laced boots over vague pants that could be jeans
mystic is straight up military regalia with the addition of a purple knit fancy-patterned scarf.
team valor is wearing a tiny one-piece dress/vest with a high collar which opens at a diagonal down the front, to the side. there's some kind of skirt under that. she has 'totally not tights' that bell-bottom out, and matching bracelets on all her limbs. she is barefoot, but this probably isn't part of the uniform.
>>345274586
Grab. Latch On. Maintain Pressure.
It's how autists hug, but they think it's appropriate to do to anyone that they even tangentially relate to.
>>345264818
correction
Valor is Bullet WITH A SKIRT.
>>345274283
No more other than that but I have this.
>try to play Pokemon Go on Nox
>works fine when I first installed everything
>closed it out and actually went out
>doesn't work again
Is it really too much to ask to sit my ass down by a pokestop that's down the block from me?
GOLD TEAM >>>>>>>>> Normies(Red) >= Shit(Blue)
debate me
>>345276379
you forgot retarded team (you)
>>345256559
switch mystic and instinct and you are right
>>345276779
>getting triggered
how do u enjoy being on a bad team
>>345276828
I'm here shitposting so I'm having fun regardless.
>>345262324
Come on man, I'm not alive.
>>345275548
Moar
I bet Red is a qt
>>345268818
r u a cute grill?
Even now that 4chan is more ubiquitous than ever, it is still a minority as far as size. Consequently, polls suggest that Instinct is the most popular on 4chan and it is the lowest team by volume globally.
Going by statistics alone, /v/ should still be Instinct.
>>345278631
Of course.
Why else would I have called him a faggot for touching me?
Retard.
Quick, someone make a mix between the in game music and hotline bling
