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This sorry ass dick thread.
YO HOL UP!HEY!
Pls don't die I like hitman threads
>>345212938
so fucking close
>>345213604
CH-CH-CH-CHECK
WHAT CHU LOOKIN AT CRACKA?
THE SWANG KANG?
WE GOT AN INTRUDAH SCOOP
GOTTA
CHECK
WHITE BREAD
CAROL ANNE
ah yes,THAT BITCH
Can you imagine the reaction from SJWs if BM was released today?
>>345214527
Can you imagine the reaction from SJWs if any old game released today?
>>345214190
My client has asked me to show you this photograph.
>>345214697
But it isn't for them, so why would they care? Oh wait I forgot it's 2016 and faggots love complaining.
What BM "map" do you like the most?
>>345214527
Can you imagine the reaction from /v/ if BM was released today?
>>345214950
maxed shotgun and mp5 on a new life
>>345214950
That one in the casino is top.
Close second is christmas map.
>>345214950
Pic related.
This series has yet to produce a bad hotel level.
>>345214950
The Las Vegas mission is apex comfy
>>345214961
SHIT GAME
>ONLY 11 MISSIONS
KEK, SILENT ASSASSIN HAD 20
ALSO, IT'S FOR CASUAL BABIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eehYqN8eZw
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING VIDEO, YOU CAN LITERALLY JUST BEAT ONE OF THIS GAME'S LEVELS IN LESS THAN A MINUTE.
YEAH, THIS SURE IS A "GAME" ALRIGHT. MORE LIKE A WALKING SIMULATOR.
FUCKING IOI RUINED THE GOD DAMN SERIES.
>>345215287
The hotel level in Absolution is pretty poor. It might as well not be an hotel. It's divided in two different sections that are entirely stealth based and where disguises are basically useless and there's no targets, just a shitty cutscene at the end where you fail to kill someone and get BTFO'd.
2 days left for the bonus missions.
Who else /ElusiveTargets6for6SA/ here?
>>345215475
Urgh Absolution was so shit and gay.
>>345215629
>TFW only 1 SA because i had figuratively parkinson's when doing the sensation, and killed cardinal's bodyguard with the bell.
The twin felt tedious and i had horrible framdrops.
Just shot him in the gallery and ran away by car.
>>345214950
White house, obviously
>>345214950
"A new life"
The one in the suburban neighbourhood
>>345215832
The Twin was pretty tricky, I had to follow them around for a fairly long time to figure out how to SA him.
>>345214950
New Orleans.
>tfw you kill one of the birds in the middle of the street and noone notices
>>345215895
I almost had it when i baited all the guards away with guns, and overflowing sinks in the public toilet, but framerate shat itself to unplaybility.
>>345216341
I SA'd him by poisoning him with the wine. When he goes to barf, I take out his personal guard next to him and then kill him
| never understood this meme
Please, Mr. Clarence. Suck my bald dick.