>Rainbow Six
>there's only five people on each team
>Splinter Cell
>You don't play as a super rat with turtle sons in prison
>The Elder Scrolls
>You don't play as an old person browsing the Internet
>>345202535
>Dawn of War
>war already started tens of thousands of years ago
>>345202535
>No Mans Sky
>there's a bunch of people in the sky
>>345202535
>Rainbow
>they're not even homos
>Dark Souls
>All of the souls are bright and shiny
>>345202535
>Rainbow Six
>they skipped the first 5 games
>>345202535
>Risk of rain
>no chance of precipitation
>Titan Quest
>they never offer any, its always humans
>Metal Gear Solid
>shit
>>345203957
>dragonball z: budokai tenkaichi 3
>the tenkaichi 3 isn't budokai
>Banished
>yet they still want to trade
>Soul Reaver
>there's a whole bunch of Reavers
>there's a blood reaver, an air reaver, a dark reaver, an earth reaver...
>>345202960
>Tens of
No, just ten
>don't starve
>still happens
>>345204005
>Halo: Combat Evolved
>humans still use bullets to kill things in the 26th century
>FTL: Faster Than Light
>totally useful acronym
>Dark Souls
>every soul you find glows brightly and is white
>FIFA 16
>Released in 2015
Am I missing something ?
>Alien: Isolation
>you never play as a neet spic in his basement
>>345203683
because the flames fades and dark remain..
>Payday 2
>only the devs were playing
>>345204487
The season ends in 2016
>>345204538
kek
>>345204595
Are you on the spectrum?
>Rainbow Six goes to New Zealand
>They suddenly become Rainbow Sex
>sleeping dogs
>you're a chinese cop
>not even a chinese dog
>Darksiders
>You can stand in the light
>>345205326
>Darksiders 2
>You play as one guy
>starcraft 2
>you never build stars
>grand theft auto
>you never get convicted
>Superhot
>The game would be of mild temperature
>stalker
>no qt waifu to call, harass and send salacious unsolicited communication
>Hostile Waters
>All enemies are on the island or in the air
>Black & White
>The game actually is pretty colorful
>>345205053
But anon, his belly is full of dogs
>rocket league
>you drive cars
>>345202651
igetthatreference
>E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy
>You have no clue what the fuck is going on.
>/v/ - Video Games
>there's no video games
>Half life
>You start with 100% Health
>>345206501
well...shit
>Battlefield: Hardline
>There isn't a Battlefield, it's just cops and robbers
>Prince of persia
>Player is not a noble
>Hotline Miami
>you don't work in an American call centre
What a fucking joke. I want my money back.
>Mirror's Edge
>No mirrors to be found
>>345202535
>Assassin's Creed
>You break the creed in the beginning of the game
>Torchlight
>you don't use torches to light your way
>>345203683
Except the titular dark souls, dummy.
>>345206875
That's only true in the shitty reboot, though.
>>345205867
>Superhot
>PC doesn't start melting when you launch it
>Megaman
>You actually play as a manlet
>>345206190
ROCKET-powered cars
>"Bio" shock
>not even any water
>The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
>It doesn't work.
>>345207996
That is because "bio" is biological you fucking faggot.
>resident evil 4
>its not the fourth game
>>345208067
Which means "water-logical" dumbass
>>345202535
>and they're all wearing the same color
>>345208148
Stop posting idiot
>>345208072
Except it is.
>Minecraft
>everything I craft isn't mine
>Super Mario Strikers
>Game is about soccer and not disenfranchised workers unions
>>345208313
No it is the fifth game
1
2
3
CV
4
>Battleborn
>it's actually dead
>Metroid
>never actually meet roid
>>345208509
>Stillborn
:^)
>>345208384
>Mario Strikers Charged
>Still no sign of any strikers and they aren't being charged for any crimes they would have done.
>Knights of the Old Republic
>Play as a Padawan
>game of the year edition
>game is shit
>>345204091
Kay eee kay
>>345206492
>E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy
>You can't read the text for ants.
>Overwatch
>you don't watch over anything
>Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
>no megamis get tenseied
>>345206492
>>345208834
>Gothic
>there is nothing Gothic about it
>Mortal Kombat
>You can play as a god.
>>345208457
It's called a spin off.
Aka something that is not technically apart of the original trilogy
>>345208665
And you generally play during the day
>>345206337
>>>/reddit/
>Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA F
>has Luka songs
>Hey! Low Reach
>Mort, All Kombat
>Skeet Fighter
>Redhead Retention
>Metal Queer Raising
>Quinkom Qwuarts
>Day of Sex
Fuck of Alex and fuck
>>345204970
You mean sux. The kiwi accent is South African, but with the sound of an I and U swapped.
Sorry to ruin your meme
>>345208983
Which is stupid because Code Veronica is not a spin off at all.
And now i feel like playing every single Resident Evil again. Thanks.
>>345208983
Kill yourself faggot
>Marvel vs Capcom 2
>everyone only picks Marvel characters
>>345209083
This post looks like a Chinese knockoff of an actual post.
>>345209185
Who would want to play as fucking Ryu when you can play as the fucking Ghost Rider.
>>345209096
That's odd, I always thought of their accent as Australian.
>>345202535
>Rainbow Six: Siege
>There are no terrorist operators
>There are only Anti-Terrorist vs Anti-Terrorist teams
>Wipeout
>isn't a surfing game
>>345209357
Delete this
>>345209403
wipe out my jizz from your lips lad.
>FarCry
>actually refers to the relation between the original and the sequels
Why are these threads always funny. Like it should be funny after the first few times but I always laugh at a few posts.
>Infamous
>you're famous
>Devil May Cry
>The is no Devil and he doesn't cry
>DOOM
>protagonist isn't in any danger
>>345209351
Maybe if you're a retarded American
A kiwi accent is completely distinct from the eastern states accent, let alone the western, southern, Cairns, wog and abo accents. The vowel sounds themselves are similar, but applied to different letters.
Listen to a kiwi talk then compare it to a South African. There's much more similarity there than with an Australian accent.
>Lollipop Chainsaw
>it's just a normal chainsaw
>>345202535
>Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
>You can actually eat snakes
>>345205681
I don't understand that picture
>God Hand
>it's an arm
>>345209624
>InFamous
>-In
>=Famous
Mind blown
>>345209913
>there's no metal gear
>>345210047
What the fuck are you implying here, kiddo?
>Deus Ex
>No deus ex machina in it
>>345209675
it's the protagonist the title is referring to anon
>Half Life
>you're not even middle aged
>>345209016
Kek
>Don't Starve
>Actually it's don't freeze, don't go insane, don't get stomped and bitten
>El Shaddai
>you're not Spanish
>>345208148
I genuinely hope you're baiting
>>345202774
Scroll of minor kek
>Dead by Daylight
>Daylight never comes
>Bravely Default
>not a political simulator where you tell the IMF to get fucked
>>345210281
Because you're dead by the time it does, dummy
>>345210338
But if there's no daylight how can you die by the time it comes?
>bloodborne
>game is all about a disease transferred through blood, and themes of birth
>Painkiller
>nobody ever expresses any pain
>Black Flag
>you never get to play as Henry Rollins
>>345209936
google made a picture to show off the juno team
they outright changed the races of the team in their little promo
that is all
>pokemon
>you don't poke no mon
>Final Fantasy
>there's more than 1
>>345210726
Did one of the nasa crew write the text? Or some social media audience?
> EVE Online
>Not about some nude bitch browsing the interwebz in a garden while eating apples
>>345210957
>>345210726
It's not even only races, where's the MadBeard McGlasses, where's the blonde, why not complain about that?
>Halo 5
>doesn't take place on a halo
Did I do it right?
>>345211181
Now that's cringe worthy
>Resident Evil CODE: Veronica
>you actually have to enter Veronica as the self destruct code to blow up the residence full of evil monsters
>>345205681
I am irrationally angry about this picture.
>>345209357
Not an argument since the multiplayer in the older games were Rainbow vs Rainbow.
>Metal Gear Rising
>Metal Gears have been a thing for decades at this point, and nothing of particular note happens in regards to them
>>345207996
>>345208067
>>345208148
You're both retarded. The "bio" in Bioshock comes from biosphere, not biological.
>>345208983
CV is not a spin-off. Umbrella Chronicles is a spin-off. CV is a full fledged RE game that takes place in the main universe and advances the overall plot of the series as a whole.
>>345213574
It is biological you fucking retard.
The splicing alters you biologically, a biological shock. "Bio" "shock" get it? Jesus Christ I wish you faggots would just kill yourselves.
>>345205681
What kind of butthurt subreddit is that?
>Muh erasure
There's a white guy in their generic display too, fag
>>345204283
>Halo: Combat Evolved
>it devolved the combat in the FPS genre
>>345213795
CV is the original RE3, too. Nemesis was meant to be a spinoff. Sony twisted Capcom's arm about their contract saying they had to put three fully fledged installments on the PS1 and a spinoff wouldn't cut it, so CV and Nemesis switched.
>>345214078
Tumblr pls go
>>345208934
A god that gave up his immortality to fight in the tournament. Thus, he is now mortal.
Did you not play the story mode of pretty much any MK?
>>345210047
Shagohod is a metal gear
>>345213936
The "shock" is just leftover from System Shock. The fucking games take place in Biospheres you complete and utter moron. Please tell me you aren't this stupid..
>>345214828
No it isn't
Granin's drinking himself in a stupor in his office because his idea (Metal Gear, an idea he got from Huey no less) got rejected in favor of Sokolov's
no legs = not metal gear
>Resident Evil
>Only the first game takes place in a residence
>>345214201
>Sony twisted Capcom's arm about their contract saying they had to put three fully fledged installments on the PS1 and a spinoff wouldn't cut it
This never happened.
https://www.vg247.com/2012/03/15/resident-evil-3-nemesis-began-life-as-a-spin-off/
>>345214938
You think you're so fucking smart, don't you?
How the fuck do you know the Shagohod wasn't a Tidal Wave?
>>345202535
>Remember Me
>can't remember
