>"WHOA WHOA REEL IT BACK."
>freeze frame
>record scratch
>"so you're probably wondering how I got into this situation. Well, ever since I could remember I always wanted to be a SOLDIER. . . "
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>345196847
don't make jokes about the dead anon
Retards actually cried over this shit.
He's going to be alive in the remake.
Will /v/ ever stop eating /tv/s leftover shit?
*record scratch*
Whoa WHOAAAAA rewind, rewind!
*freeze frame*
You're probably wondering how a giddy little cowboy like me ended up here. That's right, that's me. Director! Let's rewind to the beginning!
*movie rewinds all the way back to when John Marston was a baby*
Aww, there's baby me! Gosh, I was so cute, with my tiny cowboy hat and boots. Hey, WAIT A SECOND! This is way to far back. Director, come on, let's move on ahead.
*movie forwards to when John Marston was graduating cowboy school*
Ah, perfect. Ever since I was small, I've always wanted to be a cowboy. Well, on that day, I got my wish granted. Little did I know, being a cowboy isn't all fun and games as many make it out to be.
*screen darkens*
*hey now you're a rock star.mp4*
*title RED DEAD REDEMPTION fades in over a panning view of the wild west*
>>345198038
>>345197650
No /v/ wants to be /tv/ just look at the constant eceleb and other non video game threads
>>345198038
best pasta thanks for sharing
>>345198294
>>345197650
It actually IS /tv/.
>>345196847
>frame freeze before record scratch
???
