"j-just tell me I'm a good girl- I mean, good team member..."
Healing is truly the most feminine role, discuss.
>>345151035
go to a therapist or some shit
you got issues boy
>>345151035
Youre outta your fuckin league son
>>345151092
I'm just speaking the truth, the only people I know IRL who prefer to play healers are either girls or boys who wish they were girls.
>>345151349
meanwhile, in reality
>no cranky healer character
>>345151430
>he had this saved for just such an occasion
Why are you masking what it is all really about? Healers are a nonaggressive, submissive role. The only exception is combat medics, and those are far and few between.
>>345151430
Yeah, I mean, a healer literally has your life in their hands. I think they would be more demanding and dommy than the one relying on their help.
>>345151748
This would work if nearly all healers are depicted as cute, submissive girls.
The tf2 medic is basically the only exception in mainstream gaming.
>>345151748
>>345151937
>are depicted
typo, meant are not
>mfw Im always the boss when I play healer because I decide literally who lives and who dies
I dont know why the faggots always choose to healslut instead of bossing everyone around.
![stal[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7qWPeAf.jpg "stal[1].jpg")
>>345151035
Dota 2 lets me still feel manly while playing a healer support
Why does this artist give Mercy a fat face?
>>345152324
>tfw no healer to boss you around and make you do embarrassing things to be healed
>>345151035
playing medic in TF2 is more like babysitting retards than sucking dicks
>>345151035
That's why I play Zenyatta. Nothing about Zenyatta's playstyle is feminine.
>>345152324
>I decide literally who lives and who dies
>I'm a pretentious fucker who won't help my team when I don't want to
>>345152467
Dunno. But I like it when he gives her fat tits
>>345151035
So? Whats your point?
>killing floor
>keep everybody from getting fucked by everything
>can only heal so much
>people start acting wreckless because im healing them so much
>don't get a single thanks
>they eventually act so dumb that they get themselves fucking murdered beyond what I can heal
>suddenly angry and mad and blaming me for letting them die
every time
>>345152556
I guess you just realized that the healer is the boss and not the other way around.
>>345151035
giving life is inherently feminine.
>>345152324
>I-I'm totally in charge
>I will heal you right away, s-sir!
slurp slurp slurp
>>345152738
>stop acting like retards because i'm not a god, you will die if you screw up
>your team understand this simple concept and starts to play much better
>tfw you actually want to heal their cocks with your mouth
>>345152930
you really think I haven't tried saying that? I guess retards will always be retards though. I've had people run away into different rooms away from the team, get fucked, and get mad and blame me for not healing them.
>>345152907
Who the fuck drawn that face
>>345151035
I main Lucio. Fuck you.
>>345153150
someone post the superior version
>>345153382
>maining in Overwatch
You're even more of a bitch than the healsluts.
>Play MedFag because I'm not the best shot.
>Pretty proficient at it.
>They get careless and suddenly get wiped.
>'What the fuck medic?!'
I question my sanity in still picking the fucking class.
Thank Blizzard for making Ana a good healer for non femboys
>>345153440
got ya
>>345153683
thanks famalam
>>345152324
>get a healer who doesn't know their place
>boot them
>get a proper healer
>the proper healer always does better anyway
Every time.
>You don't want to be healer
>You still want to be a slut anderp
Why no one like tanksluts? We're built for bullying hard.
>>345153845
Agreed. I I am hurt and next to a medic, and they don't heal me when I call out to them, that makes them a bad medic.
If I called for a cab and it decided to circle the block because it didn't think I was ready enough, I get a better cab driver.
>>345152440
Omniknight for life.
>mfw trying to get the 4 man rez achievement
>cant stop healing to let a 4th man die because healing people feels too good
