Name a better written relationship in vidya than Geralt and Yen.You can't.
>>345119251
Too bad this was the last game about Geralt, I'd definitely play more Geralt and Yen shenanigans.
>>345120126
>tfw still haven't played Witcher 1
Is there a point anymore?
>>345121523
play the whole trilogy, it's worth it
>good writing
>video games
That's a laugh. Witcher 3 has the honour of being the best of the worst when it comes to writing, though.
>>345119251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQTwtUn07JA
:3
>>345119251
why is she so pretty?
what the fuck
>>345121819
Nice one
>>345119251
>>345120126
>>345121986
literal cucks
triss is best
>>345121978
CUTE
Shani best girl.
someone post the "magics gone" meme pic
>>345122131
It's heavily implied Triss got fucked by Lambert, you cuck.
>>345121978
>>345122313
why is geralt's voice actor so lifeless?
>>345122131
>slopping up Lambert's seconds
Top Cuck
>>345122131
>Thinking any sorceress doesn't get dicked down on the regular
>Especially an airhead like Triss
>>345119251
Geralt and Triss
>>345122476
Trial of the Grasses literally gives Witchers a form of autism that removes their ability to put emotion into their voice or properly display emotions in their face.
As a result of this, the general public believes that Witchers do not feel emotions.
>>345122476
>why is geralt's voice actor so lifeless?
Geralt's voice is supposed to be lifeless.
>>345122650
This yen is a narcistic bitch
>>345121978
thats pretty good
>>345119251
Geralt and Geralt
>>345122414
This again. Lambert was in a different country during the first game.
>>345122854
Perfect fit then. As if Geralt isn't in love with himself, please, "killing monsters"? Haha, good one.
ODRIN AND HIS M8s!
>>345122854
>10/10 looks
>powerful as fuck sorceress
>more intelligent than the vast majority of people she meets
>fucks an alpha monster hunter
Who wouldn't be narcissistic?
>>345123365
it's implied during the drinking scene in tw3
>>345122842
>>345122843
>he's supposed to be boring
What was the writer thinking?
>>345119251
>Yen
>>345122414
>>345122486
Doesn't yen fucks another sorcerer as well? I think he kinda rubs it in your face too.
>>345123864
Yes, because during the Witcher 1, there are footprints leading out of Triss' bath towards her window. But at the start of the game, everyone splits up, and Lambert goes to Kaedwen.
>>345123942
Yes, Yen, Triss and most of all Geralt fuck different people. I think we shouldn't be mentioning le cuck meme when talking about people with massive sex drives who live for centuries.
>>345124209
>there are footprints leading out of Triss' bath towards her window
>Lambert jumped out of his lover's window to not hurt a friend
I don't know if it makes sense timeline wise but they definitely implied it intentionally.
>>345124475
You can also win the triss gwent card from him or find it on his bed. It's heavily implied.
>>345122486
You return the favor after you fuck Keira and they end up together
>>345123942
Yes he does. But Yen fags will pretend it didn't happen
>>345123798
>Who wouldn't be narcissistic?
An emotionally mature person.
>>345124796
Oh. Wow. Now I feel bad for not fucking Keira when I had the chance so Lambert could get Geralt's sloppy seconds for once.
>>345125336
I didn't play 1 or most of 2 and I still picked yen because triss is annoying. did fuck keira though.
>>345124475
>>345124796
I get the implications, but there's no logical explanation for how Lambert could get from Kaedwen to Temeria back to Kaedwen especially if you consider the circumstances and importance of the mission the witchers were on.
I think people just want to believe it's true regardless of whether or not it's feasible.
>>345125291
More like a character without flaws, otherwise known as Mary Sue.
>>345125524
http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/A_Potion_for_Triss
>>345123798
She isn't 10/10 in the books. If we really want to get technical, she's really a -10/10 who got lucky thanks to magic.
>>345125519
I went with Yen, too. Boned Keira but then went back to an earlier save and erased it. Played Geralt like an non-canon blindly faithful idiot.
>>345124302
I remembered that particular scene because it was kinda hot.
>>345125812
I felt like Yen was fucking other dudes because she was mad about Triss and Geralt so I just fucked everyone I could and ended up with Yen.
>>345125524
I don't know shit about tw1 lambert but Lambert gives off a "doesn't give a fuck" vibe about a lot of things, he certainly could have left for the mission a little late.
>>345125638
I'm not sure what you're trying to tell me. The Triss/Lambert theory comes from the footprints in Triss' house in Vizima. Not even being a dick, but did you play the first game?
>>345125732
She has been changed permanently, so what does it matter? It's not an illusion.
>>345125524
triss ended with eskel in the books if my memory serves me right (geralt with yen ofc)
>>345119251
Geralt and Triss
>>345125732
She's a 1/4 elf so that contributes to her beauty. She just uses magic to turn dial up to 11. I get the feeling that people look at Yennefer and, while initially attracted to her dark curls and shit, and get this tingling feeling in the back of their head that something isn't right. You know that uncanny valley shit? Where something is too close to being real when it isn't and your brain is sending you mixed signals and your eyes are still trying to figure that shit out for themselves? I imagine it'd be something like that.
>>345126042
Yeah, Lambert appears to have a lot of inflection in his voice. Though I need replay the game and pay closer attention to him. Lambert, much like Eskel and Geralt, must be channeling just one emotion that he's able to convey reliably while the others are more of a guess, you know? Lambert might be overjoyed at the prospect of something or furious at a transgression and his face will still have that stupid look and his voice would still have the same lilt. It's interesting but weird when you try to really pinpoint shit.
>>345119251
It isn't even a relationship. Its an """""""open relationship.""""""" They cheat on each other regularly.
Just about every relationship is written better than this """""open relationship"""" nonsense.
>>345126042
>Lambert gives off a "doesn't give a fuck" vibe about a lot of things, he certainly could have left for the mission a little late
I'm not gonna explain how wrong this is or how late he really would have needed to leave for this to add up. If you played the game, you wouldn't say any of this though.
>>345123925
If you want a good writer with a non boring main character, you should play Dragon Age 2 thenkek
Someone post Yen wallpapers
Cosplay or art
>>345126238
>>345126658
I was just being a dick about her being a hunchback, but she's definitely described as not a great beauty in the books at some point. She's probably an 8 realistically.
>>345126859
Time doesn't even matter in the games, not sure why you insist on trying to disprove implications of all things.
>>345125812
>Played Geralt like an non-canon blindly faithful idiot
>non-canon
What? Geralt is canonically a blind and a faithful idiot, unless Yen and him have broken up for a couple months/years, then he will shag a bitch or two.
>>345126947
DESU I found sarcastic Hawke + Varric combo very entertaining.
>>345126989
>Yen cosplay
You have no idea what you are stepping into.Enjoy fapping to fully clothed polish beauties.
>>345127242
Not sure why you want to believe it's true regardless of whether or not it makes any sense, especially considering you haven't even played the game.
You just want it to be true, so you're pulling random things out of your ass like
>Time doesn't even matter
>>345127506
>>345126947 here
Inclined to agree. The only savior to the fucking shitty writing of literally everything else.
>>345122131
Triss is too immature
>Yen
>a real woman being
>doesn't depend on Geralt on all things
>still loves him madly but she's shit at expressing it just like Geralt
>cares about Ciri enough to call her her own daughter
>great bantz with Geralt
>Triss
>literally teenagers syndrome
>needs Geralt for all things
>a lap dog of the Lodge
>Ciri is like "a little sister" to her, only cares about her because Geralt does
>no bantz
And people will still choose Triss.
>>345122131
but Geralt an't be cucked since in witcher universe fucking around is not bad until you are married, neither of them are married so triss, yen, geralt fuck with whoever they want with little consequences
I wanted to marry her
>>345127561
I don't care if it's true or not, I liked Lambert and didn't care for Triss, all I said was it's implied. As for the time doesn't matter reply you can take as along as you want to and fuck around for a bunch of quests you're on and even if they're "urgent" and you won't even suffer any consequence for doing them late.
>>345119251
Triss and Geralt
>>345127892
Sounds like a degenerate paradise
>>345127892
pretty much this, it's not like geralt is tied down to any of them and he is always ready to get down with whomever gives an offer
Is Broche the best left-handed character in vidya?
>>345127058
I took it as her being an 8 but boosting herself to an 11 to the point where people go "holy shit she's hot but something is off about that beauty. Oh wait it must be because she's a bitch."
>>345127390
Oh. Well now I feel better.
>>345121523
just read the books, the story is the only redeeming quality in all of the games
>>345127990
You can't access the Trade District where her house is until you're fairly deep in the game, similar to how Kaer Morhen is inaccessible until you're far into TW3.
>>345121523
Just cheat your way through it for the story with godmode.
>>345128301
no
>>345128301
>>345129180
Now I'm sure he is.
