What is Kojima thinkin about?
Without pressing the image he looks like sam "serious" stone
>>345103697
how shitty uk beaches are
"I hope people notice I'm cool"
mgsv dlc
>>345104752
lmao even their beaches look dreary and miserable as fuck. what a god forsaken place
"What kind of beach is this that I can't build sand castles on"
Wondering how long he can uphold his latest ruse before people realize Death Stranding is gonna be shit.
>Stephanie-san~
>>345103697
is he turning into kamiya?
>>345104752
They really are. I think i actually was at that exact beach a couple years ago when I was on vacation in the UK.
The water was cold as fuck despite being in the middle of the summer.
Are those fucking rocks on a beach? Where's the fluffy white sand?
>>345103697
this is not my beautiful beach.
this is not my beautiful wife.
>>345103697
God DAMN that beach looks uncomfortable
Something about hamburgers.
>>345105380
Same as it ever was
>>345103697
Hamburgers.
Thinking about how god awful brighton is despite being one of the more popular beaches.
WTF HES 52??
>>345103697
>Sticks...sticks...sticks and ropes... WAIT A MINUTE...!
>>345105891
The first Metal Gear came out in 1987
He's in brighton, huh.
>>345103697
>I did random shit for E3 now what ?
>>345103697
>at the beach
>with a t-shirt
What the fuck.
>>345106460
I don't think that place is worthy of being called a beach
>>345103697
>>345106119
Kojima looks good for his age, but then again asians dont age as bad as white people. Same with blacks
I wish he would make mgs 6 for us with Raiden, or the original metal gear on fox engine. God that would be fucking sweet, imagine the original metal gear in 3D right where phantom pain left us. The start of outer heaven and shit.
"I'm alright."
>>345103697
Why are there so many people on that shitty beach
>>345107631
He'll keep coming
>>345104752
>>345104973
it's sunny about 1 week a year, so nobody goes to them and they aren't worth maintaining or spending lots of money on improving
>>345103697
>i am the few japanese made it into hollywood
>>345105278
water is hottest in october you mongoloid. The ocean's heat cycle changes over the year, not day by day
>>345108575
>>345108729
>my country totally isn't a shithole REEEEEEE
>>345106523
Nothing outside the area of the cancer and capricon lines is worth calling it a beach
>>345108912
fantastic reply famalam
>>345105278
you do realise that the UK is at the same latitude as Canada right? The average UK citizen probably lives even more far north than the average Canadian due to Canada's population being concentrated at the southern end.
Also the sea is hottest at the end of the summer
>>345108729
Anon, your country has shitty weather, that is a fact
UK is a horrible place to visit because all the fucking time is either overcast or a lovelly shade of gray in the sky with like a week per year of good weather, same goes for the coast and anything else in that island
>>345103697
the irony of the fact that he's stranding on the edge of the ocean
>>345104973
Allah will bring sunshine to these beaches.
Shame they separated from the EU, they could have had even more sunshine than they do now.
>>345103697
he's thinking about how joost felt when he plowed her that one time
>>345104752
>>345104973
>>345105278
>>345109260
>it's another Anglo hatred thread
Where's the video games?
>>345109529
They're all over in Europe, sorry m80.
>>345109260
you are very incorrect
if you try to judge based on a stereotype from the other side of the atlantic you are almost always going to end up looking quite silly.
>The average total annual sunshine in the United Kingdom is 1339.7 hours, which is just under 30% of the maximum possible
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_the_United_Kingdom#Sunshine_and_cloud
The reason why people here complain about the weather here is because it's so changeable, it rarely stays the same for more than a couple of hours
>>345103697
how does he keep getting better looking? Dudes in his fifties.
>>345103697
chromatic aberration
>>345103697
how to adapt weekend at bernie's mechanics into death stranding
>>345109637
No worries, bruv.
>>345103697
Whares and umbiricaru cords.
His photos actually make Brighton look way nicer than it really is. I'm almost sad that I'm home for the summer holidays and couldn't have spent the last week stalking him around town.
>>345105697
/thread
The fuck? He's in Brighton? I live there, how can I find Kojimbo?
>>345109979
D-do you go to university there?
>>345110180
He left yesterday senpai
>>345110247
Yeah. Uni of Sussex to be precise.
>>345110335
Fuark same, least your not a polytechnic scum. What course?
>>345110180
not anymore
>>345110424
>>345110335
bum and post pics
>>345103697
he's traumatised by all the nu-males he's just seen walking around
he's traumatised by how much he just had to pay for a pint
he's thinking about much how he fucking hates brighton
>>345105395
It is. The South coast looks onto the English Channel, which is a thin strip of sea between Britain and continental Europe. It's essentially a salty river bank. The other coastlines have beaches with actual sand.
>>345110675
>he's traumatised by all the nu-males he's just seen walking around
Kojima would look the same, if he was able to grow a beard.
>>345104973
I live right next to a beach and it's lovely. Probably the only part of my city I'm not bored of. You can't call what Kojima is next to a beach.
>>345109676
I lived in UK for two years, anon
as soon the planet left the summer/first part of fall zone for the north hemisphere, the weather becomes the most boring shit ever
Its not as the stereotype americans make up, as you do have sun and the weather can change, yes, but its always the most boring version of all kinds of weather
Sunny? some pussy ass sun that can barelly be called a sunny day
Rainny? more than a drizzle but not enough to be an actual rain, in that nice zone where its annoying, but not rainny enough that you can use an excuse to stay inside
Snowing? enough to cover the ground for a few cm, but nothing more
The problem with UK weather is not that is always gray, its that its boring as fuck, you never have actuall sun, you never have a true rain, even wen a typhoon was passing by the weather was still boring as fuck
the only good thing british weather can do is fog
>>345111327
His current beard looks nice.
What it's surprising is how he keeps looking younger and younger as the years go by.
>>345110424
Just finished my first year of Law
>>345110515
Here's one of Kojima's photos of the pavilion, which is by far the coolest thing in town.
>>345110424
>polytechnic scum
>>345111963
Was avin a giggle m8 i don't really care
>>345111616
And holy shit i know so many people in first year law fuck
>>345111473
When it rains, you don't get soaked
When it snows, you don't get snowed in
When the wind blows, your house doesn't fall over
Call it boring but I like it. I'm Czech too, came here 3 years ago
>>345111473
What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>345111575
how is it surprising? he's japanese, they get younger and younger until the body says "fuck this" and they turn into old fucks overnight
>>345103697
>"ill bomb Konami HQ"
>>345104973
Would the UK be a good place to live if I liked dreary atmospheres? My favorite days are either rainy days or overcast days.
>"I'm gonna make so much money off you retards"
>>345114045
Lol would be perfect for you
>>345103697
where the fuck is the sand?
>>345114856
Will the muslims leave me alone?I'm Jewish.
>>345114987
in a nice country
>>345115047
Memes aside Muslims are chill here despite what some say, they tend to mind their own business and are normally some of the most polite people you'll meet and no i'm not one i'm literally white cis male
>>345114045
Go live in a Welsh village, stare at the dreary sky, and learn how to shag sheep like the locals
>>345114045
>My favorite days are either rainy days or overcast days.
same for me. I get s.a.d in the summer and the sun makes me depressed. I end up being nocturnal half of the time.
irony because it used to be the winter where I felt shitty.
rainy days are the best days to play vidya
>>345115047
Mudslimes are less than 5% of the population and mostly concentrated in major cities
>>345114987
it's called a pebble beach, they are all around the world. not every beach has sand.
U.K has sand beaches too, some nice ones desu
>>345115308
Looks pretty comfy desu.
>>345115235
>>345115047
can confirm this, I live in the first city where asians out populated white people when they come from india and muslims are chill and respectful.
>>345105075
Beautiful, just beautiful what more can I say.
>>345103697
Norman Reedus' naked, hairy ass.
>>345114987
In the EU.
>>345103697
He's straight chillin'
>>345103697
MGS3HD ending up on pachinko
>>345117296
What a thrill...
>>345103697
That's Hideo, Kojima has been missing for years.
>>345117647
Maybe Kojima was supplanted by a snatcher?
>>345103697
>holy Buddha, why did I bring skinny jeans to the beach
>I wish there was someone in my life that questions me on my ideas
>Birds.
>>345114045
Welcome to paradise then
>>345103697
Getting closer to Hollywood.
>>345119974
Kojima would absolutely be the type of person to release the game with this as the official box art.
>>345103697
>i wonder if my retarded fans are going to buy my shitty game based on yet another 2deep4u trailer
>i wonder if my fans are still retarded in the first place after the shitpile called mgsv
>who am i kidding, of course they are
>>345103697
Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I see
>>345111104
Camber is pretty sweet and it's only a few dozen miles east
>>345103697
>I wish I brought shorts to the beach
>>345103697
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>>345119974
It lacks the baby footsteps of his husband's son
>>345108513
>>345109637
>>345109801
>>345114987
>>345123213
>Brighton
worst place on earth
>>345127246
I'd still rather live in Brighton than some muslim shithole.
>>345127462
>That's the only thing worse desu
>>345127246
>>345127852
What's wrong with Brighton? It's a pretty leftie place which can be annoying if you let it get to you but aside from that it's a nice lil city imo
>>345128082
>it's a nice lil city
britbong muslim detected
>>345128484
Nah mate white as fuck, there aren't many muslims here compared to where i'm from in London to be quite honest. Just a lot of rich white kids who wanna rebel against their parents, do drugs and fuck random dudes
>>345128596
state your irl name anon
>>345128724
W-why
>>345130194
In case I know you irl.
>>345128596
Wew Brighton girls are that loose?
>>345130764
who said girls?
>>345130764
They're also ugly as fuck
I moved to Brighton a few months ago from a beach town in Australia.
>MFW I walk past the beach every day and see fully clothed people sitting on it
fucking get me out of here
>>345104973
>dreary and miserable as fuck
Nah, fuck you.
>>345130635
Who do you think i am?.. Are you the law guy?
>>345109260
>UK is a horrible place to visit
Confirmed for uncultured swine
>>345131507
how hot is there?
i love shitty weather, but i hate heat
>>345131507
you can't leave yourself?
Are you in a low security prison where they let you out at weekends or something?
not surprised desu, aussie n that
>>345131329
I know that feel anon
10C° all year every day
Damn is most of Britain this beautiful?
>>345131507
>UK not a horrible place
Britbong detected
>>345131673
>>345131778
It can be much worse tbqh
Why are britbong accents so cute and sexy?
>>345131885
seems good
>beach full of rocks
>everyone is fully clothed because it's cold
What's the fucking point?
>>345131923
it'll get a lot better when my plan comes to fruition
>>345132157
>tfw al gore was right
>we could've stopped it
>>345132085
they're all actors hired for that picture, specifically to rustle aussie posters and floridacucks on 4chan
>>345103697
why is that sand made of rocks?
>>345131329
We're sorry but its too fucking cold to do it all the time, still we'll take our shoes and socks off for the beach. Even on hot days we get caught out cause we're not expecting it.
>>345131835
>>345131695
Suck my knob
>>345132157
>30 people living in 1 council house in liverpool
seems right
>>345132157
You should be crowned the new king of bongland
>>345132370
>being inbred
>>345131975
Is this actually something people think in the US or other countries? I'm a bong and i hate having a british accent although at least it's a london one and not some scouse or manc bullshit. Whenever i go to spain they seem to like it though but i'm half spanish so maybe it's the fact i know both languages more than the accent
>>345103697
"This is good...Isn't it?"
>>345132509
Nice deflection, m80
>>345132601
Watch out lad,I think I saw an emu
>>345132710
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm not Australian. Why would I care about emus?
>>345131885
Does it usually snow in the UK?
Because if that chart is correct your winters are surprisingly warm.
>>345132519
It's cute as fuck anon.
Post vocaroo
>>345133014
>snow in uk
last time it snowed in brighton was 2013
>>345133014
Depends.
You're more likely to get snow in the North and Scotland.
South rarely gets it.
>>345133014
There are highlands that get a winter snow cap but in most places it might be a light dusting that melts after a few days. We only get proper snow every few years, the jetstream keeps us warm in the winter
>>345133171
I would but have a lost voice at the moment anyway plus it's embarasing
>>345133708
Pls post your qt brit voice.
>>345133826
It honestly sounds shit now anyway i lost it so it's all croaky and stuff
>>345134708
fine then. Never got why Britbongs were so shy .
>>345109676
Fuck off.
https://www.currentresults.com/Weather/US/average-annual-state-sunshine.php
>>345103697
We have no idea what goes on in that mans head.
>>345134861
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08QsEGlRoS6
no bully pls
>>345135974
That's right you better post voice.cute as fuck.
>>345136313
How on earth are britbong accents cute?
"wuld ya like to fok me in me bum?"
>>345136313thanks, anon. I've always hated my voice so means a lot
>>345136512
I dunno. it's their voice that's funny. It's adorable. Really classy for a man, and cute for a woman.
>>345127246
Best place in the UK, you'd have to be a /pol/shit to think otherwise. Also >>345128596 is right, considering we're probably the most left-wing place in the country we don't actually have many muslims at all.
Brighton is like a cross between Santa Cruz and San Francisco; full of hippies, tech hipsters, homos and general weirdos. Also the air pollution can be pretty bad at times, we have a microclimate separate from the rest of the UK which means sticky sea mist, pouring rain and blinding sun all in the same week.
Brighton gets boring until you leave it and go to somewhere else in the country and realize how cool and laid-back it is in comparison.
>>345137009
So much this. It's the most europeanesque place in the UK with all the benefits of living in the UK. I love it. Moreso than London where i'm from.
>>345103697
Nanomachines.
>>345103697
Bicycles in the sky
Reedus butt
>>345131338
Don't even try to defend your country's awful climate.
>>345137009
>>345137374
What about the rest of UK? Is everyone outside of brighton a /pol/tard?
>>345139714
Last time I checked I wasn't...but I do visit Brighton now and then, maybe its a medicine. Just for the love of god don't take a car unless you fancy selling it for a parking space.
>>345141750
>parking space
>brighton
iktftbqh
>>345117551
What a shill...
