>Modern Japanese games
>Has disgusting random idol shit in it for no reason
>>345087818
>weeb games
>contain weeb shit
Anon, the fuck did you expect?
>>345087818
>Realistic japanese people
This is not kawaii
>>345088168
Yakuza was always weeb shit thoguh
>>345088168
>in a game called Yakuza
Actually, it's called "Like a Dragon" in Japan
SEGA just slapped the name "Yakuza" on it to make people think it's like GTA.
If you've played previous games, you should know these games are not 100% serious through and through.
>>345088358
You are a Yakuza guy though so it' not like it's a lie.
Though you're more like a heroic thug instead of running Pachinko scams and cutting off peoples fingers.
>>345088358
>If you've played previous games, you should know these games are not 100% serious through and through
Holy shit this. These games have always been wacky as fuck and it's one of the reasons they're so great.
>>345088490
This is a common misunderstanding due to artstyle and graphics.
Even MGS is kinda weebshit, from story to art direction to general tone.
Resident Evil, also total weebshit schlock.
DMC, king of fucking weebshit.
Every major franchise out of Japan is weebshit in some form or another the only notable exception I can think of being Silent Hill, which was expressly influenced by/and supposed to be like western shit. It wasn't horribly jarring and anime like MGS because it actually had good direction by some strange freak accident.
Eh. I take it over LGBT forced shit on western games.
I'm not against homosexuality; I just find that shit annoying, actually insulting towards gay people and incredibly smug and pretentious ("look how mature and serious our work is!")
>>345088306
They used to take their shit seriously at one point, regardless of the over the top action and plot
>>345088962
>It's a pol fag complains about gays in a random thread episode
>>345087818
Idols are extremely popular in Japan, why would you not expect them to be in a game portraying modern Japan?
AKB48 has had the best selling singles of the year for like 6 years in a row now. They're pretty much everywhere, you'd have to close your eyes and stab your eardrums to avoid AKB48 in Japan, not to mention the thousands of other idol groups
>>345087818
>no reason
you don't deserve Yakuza
>>345087818
>idol shit
t. Gay homosexual faggot king of the gaylords
>>345088490
You are more often not Yakuza than one of them.
>>345089037
They still do.
>>345089153
It's been better since smart mods have started leaving a containment thread or two up all the time for them.
I WANT TO PLAY YAKUZA 0 SO FUCKING BAD
>>345087818
It's not like the idol business isn't scummy as fuck.
>>345087818
>No reason
Nigga, the idol business is fucking grimy as fuck.
>>345089037
Define seriously.
>>345088358
I bet their balls did touch each other.
>>345088168
>I didn't expect idols because it's call Yakuza
You have a lot to learn about idols
>>345089818
That's barely portrayed in the game at all though just incoherent nonsensical bullshit plot about her suddenly dreaming of being an idol even though this was never mentioned in any previous game.
The Yakuza series is fucking garbage.
All this fighting with huge objects and knives and shit and no one even bleeds or gets fucked up. It's like watching plastic mannequins fight.
>>345089908
Didn't have to play as then and go to stupid contests and shake hands with otaku creeps.
>>345090119
>All this fighting with huge objects and knives and shit and no one even bleeds or gets fucked up
Did you only play the first two games?
And how the fuck is that even a big enough issue to warrant the games being called "garbage"
>>345089037
>Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing
kek
>>345090310
>is that even a big enough issue to warrant the games being called "garbage"
When the fighting feels like garbage, yes it does. Nothing has weight or consequence. It's plastic ken dolls hitting each other. Boring.
>>345090310
Even in the first two games attacks have weight and people get fucked up so I don't know what he wants.
>mfw face stomping fools
>>345089153
That guy was actually being pretty reasonable
t. gay
>>345090429
Ah alright, didn't know a games worth was appraised by how much a character bleeds when hit.
I see now that Yakuza is shit and Assassins Creed is the greatest game series ever.
>>345087818
Does majima get jiggy with it himself though? That's the important thing.
>>345090574
>face stomping fools
And how do their faces look after? Any blood or disfigurement? Nope.
>>345090759
>strawmaning when you have no argument
back to school with you
>>345090785
Only in 0.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqUOFUrUGbQ
>>345090602
Kill yourself
>>345090119
it's anime beat em up game with mini games what you expect? getting rating z in japan will earn them low sales
Requesting that webm when he visits a mobster boss, but finds him in a room full of manchildren
>>345090759
brutal
>>345090884
How many effects appear on a character has nothing to do with how the gameplay feels.
It sounds like you just want ultra cinematic shit rather than gameplay.
>>345087818
All Japanese games suffer from going moeshit at one point.
Name one exception, go ahead. I will prove you wrong.
>>345091179
>>345087818
I'm happy we are currently living the Idol-Age
>>345087818
Japanese have to go moe. It's an obsessive compulsive cultural trait. No matter the work.
>>345091427
What the fuck.
>Sega still hasn't released any of the Yakuza games on a non-Playstation title
>The 1+2 remake on Wii U was never brought stateside
>Binary Domain showed that the Yakuza engine can be multiplat if desired
>Valkyria Chronicles, a niche title, became a best-seller on the PC and revived the series
>Shenmue 3 is the top game-related Kickstarter to date
>Despite that, Sega won't port the Yakuza series to PC because "hurr durr cultural differences"
>Not even Shenmue 1+2 HD
>I can never find out why so many people like this genre because Sega hates non-Sony fans
>>345087818
>I don't like idols
>>345088358
lewd
idols were a mistake.
>>345091536
DELETE THIS
>>345092542
>Sega hates non-Sony fans
Don't be silly, Anon.
Sega hates everyone.
>>345092542
Emulate. Buy a cheap ps3.
Valkyria Chronicles sold a million fucking copies on ps3. Yakuza sells about five.
>>345088358
>dad walks in
>>345093170
"Finally something we can share, son. Don't tell your mother."
>>345087818
>implying the Yakuza isn't in charge of the idol industry
>Play Yakuza 5
>Oh fuck idol segment, I want out
>End up loving that segment
The actual rhythm games needed more variety but all the TV shows and interviews and such were fun as fuck.
>Not Akiyama doing his idol street battle against a granny.
You could skip 90% of the idol shit if you really wanted to anyway, so it's not a big deal.
>>345090119
No-one ever bleeds or gets fucked up
Did we play the same games? Many weapons and attacks make the enemy squirt blood all over and their face will become a complete mess.
Of course it's not realistic still because some attacks would kill the other guy in real life but in the game they survive.
>>345087818
>for no reason
Since when is fun a bad reason?
>>345087818
>Modern Western Games
>Has hamfisted Mary Sues and man-faced heroines for no reason
>>345093782
It's not. That's why the idolshit needs to go.
>>345093782
>ojiisan
My weeb autism can't take it.
>>345093843
>it's not
cool subjective opinion m8
>WAAAAAAAH STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE /v/
>>345093843
You don't have to play it if you don't like it. Other people like it so it doesn't need to go.
Can I start with Yakuza 4 or 5? I want to give this series a try.
>>345093808
Name one Western game like this.
>>345093843
Just accept it.
It's not going away
>>345094150
You should try to start with 1 and 2, which can be emulated.
But, if that's not an option, then I'd say you should try and start with 3 at least.
>>345088168
>called Yakuza
The name of the series is Ryu Ga Gotoku, Like a Dragon.
It has included a kawaii desu ne loli since the second PS2 game.
They've always been ridiculous and centered on insane cultural bullshit besides the bad mystery plots.
>>345094150
I think 4 has all the previous games cutscenes in a menu, to catch you up to speed so that should be fine.
>>345093782
Her eyes in these sections always bothered me. She's got big animu bug eyes but her opponents of the same age all look normal.
>>345094879
her facial proportions are all fucked up in 5
>>345088358
Post the one with the baby sex club
>>345087818
>Game about modern Japanese culture with lots of Japanese pop culture references
>Doesn't expect idols
Doesn't seem like it's the game for you then
>>345089938
You missed the whole "it wasn't her dream, but it was shit some woman with shattered dreams forced on her"?
You missed the whole "idols are shitty people"?
You missed the whole "yakuzas manage everything"?
Nice.
>>345088358
In the words of a certain gaming ass
>I didn't know this was a good game
>>345095259
Been an athiest most of my life. This made me believe.
T-SET
>play a Japanese game
>character eats rice
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING GOOK WEEB SHIT?!
>>345092542
Still no multiplatform version of Hatsune Miku: Project Diva or Persona.
If they were on Xbox or PC (Via Steam), I would buy them.
No way, im going to waste $400 on a Cuckstation 4 just to play 4 Games. Third Party Exclusives are fucking cancer and it should be Sony's subsidaries jobs to make exclusives instead of Sega or Square Enix.
>>345090884
>And how do their faces look after
Disfigured
>>345091536
This was cute lol
>>345094879
That's why Haruka is an idol and they're not.
>>345089756
Soon, brother.
I want tofuckHaruka untilher mind breaks and she is a drooling cock addicted pig.
>>345100648
inb4 Kazuma beats you up
>>345088834
Mgs is totally weebshit.
The damn pratfalls and cornyness are totally anime, but the B movie aesthetic covers it up a little bit.
MGS2 might as well be a Ghost in the Shell 1995/ Evangelion Crossover with all the Freudian psychology from Eva and Darwin evolution metaphors replaced with Richard Dawkins meme theory.
>current year
>not into idols
>not having someone to look up to, not having an idol
>>345088358
*Gachimuchi spanking sounds and moaning intensifies*
Reminder that if you use the word 'idolshit' your """""opinion""""" shall not be taken seriously and you should probably fuck off to your normie hugbox.
