Post yfw *click*
>Post yfw you hear click but the screen freezes so you have to restart the app and you lose your pokemon
>that moment before the first shaking
>>345073758
>drowzee
>game freeze but you still get the pokemon
>snorlax
>game freeze
>fuck you
>>345073758
>>345073758
This is some serious bullsit. You wouldn't be able to release a game like this on consoles, it'd never get past certification. Why the fuck do they think this is acceptable?
>>345073640
What's that thing she's holding?
>>345073758
>See a 202 metapod.
>Waste 17 berries and great balls on it.
>Breaks out after the first tumble every time.
>Fuck it.
>Use an ultra ball.
>Escapes after the first tumble then flees.
>>345073583
bless spoofing
>>345073583
>>345073971
I had that with a Bulbasaur. Everyone I was with got it, but it didn't show up after I reset the app.
>that 10 cp weedle keeps bonking your shit away and breaking out of the balls
I just need the XP ffs, you're going to auschwitz the moment I catch you
>>345073758
wait for the white thing to stop spinning. i get it every time,sometimes takes way too long definitely shouldnt happen but hey. better than nothin
>>345073583
>mfw Canadian whop refuse to get an APK
>>345073640
source?
>>345073758
This happened to me today on a Ratatta.
It's okay because I had two of them by time I was done for the day.
There is literally point to stardust in this game. Why is it there? To just power up you little side project until you catch another one in two levels already 200+ CP higher?
>>345073583
![tumblr_o3ogq8GE7E1sr6y44o1_r1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B9i958E.jpg "tumblr_o3ogq8GE7E1sr6y44o1_r1_500[1].jpg")
>>345073583
>>345074137
Ultra balls are a meme. I feel no difference in the balls thrown.
>>345074164
any working guide for spoofing ?
>>345073758
>the nerve-wracking experience of restarting the app and waiting to see if it kept it or not
>>345073758
Happens so often during the day when their potato servers are turning into french fries that I'm used to it by now.
>>345073758
Happens to me like 5 times per hour. Got forbid I accidentally minimized the app or turn off the screen. Next catch is guaranteed to freeze on me.
Who programmed this shit, seriously.
>>345073758
i almost lost a scyther this way today, luckily he stayed around to be caught again
>>345074484
>>345073583
>grab a rare pokemon while driving
>ball freezes forcing a restart
post yfw they hit the ball away
>>345074665
>ball freezes
>restart and find the pokemon in your bag
>>345073583
>>345074085
I'm pretty sure bad things happen in this and I want to see it for myself. Can you sauce me up senpai?
>>345074760
This is the fucking worst.
>>345074921
story?
>Oh good, another pidgey.
>>345074461Drink bleach
>>345074921
I really hope those arent teeth.
>>345074968
Its some Indy wrestler, never got sauce just thought she was hot as hell.
>>345074921
>>345074968
>reverse image search
>no explanations or related links, but here's some gore :)
thanks google
>>345074983
>not making a really strong Pidgeot
>>345074983
>burn an incense
>nothing by Pidgey and Ratatta show up
>>345074983
>He doesn't know the pidgey trick
Well your loss
This might be the single most reddit-tier thread I've ever seen on /v/. Holy shit.
>throw 30 ultra balls, 1 runaway, 27 breakouts, 2 caught pokemon
>>345075262
How do you get different balls?
>>345075251
You're beautiful, anon.
>>345075115
Working on it, but fuck, just throw me something else.
>>345075293
Level up.
>>345074983
>>345075115
>>345075134
You guys have no idea how annoyed I am at level 20 when this is all I can catch and evolve.
Does anyone else live in a hotbed of Pokémon I get 2 to 3 Pokémon showing up every 20 minutes or so. I live in the middle of no where so I'm running out if poke balls left and right.
>>345075251
This place wouldn't be reddit-y if you would simply stop posting here so much.
>>345075357
I am also level 20
>>345073640
Why is she shooting bird poop out of her knuckles?
![misty_s_psyduck_fail_gif_from_pokemon_ep157_by_yoswallow-d6x5zsa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SMLiHJJ.jpg "misty_s_psyduck_fail_gif_from_pokemon_ep157_by_yoswallow-d6x5zsa[1].jpg")
>>345074983
>End day with 2 Pidgeys, 2 Ratattas, and a Venonat
>Gyms shown with all the actual good pokemon
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY.
>>345074032
a psp
Guys rate my OC
I ran out of pokeballs a few minutes ago.
>>345075458
She is fapping.
>>345075436
>Mysticfag
Neck yourself pandejo
>>345075382
i live near a pokestop but no pokemon ever fucking show up
i just collect pokeballs, trash them when my backpackgets full and occasionally use an incense i got from a pokestop for actual pokemon
it's fucking bullshit, people find pokemon in teir own homes but i can't find shit in my actual park
>>345075382>buy some more pokeballs you stupid goy
>>345075382
Same here, and it's a 25 minute walk to the nearest Pokestop so refilling on Pokeballs is an absolute bitch
>>345075508
>She
>>345075357
Where are you playing anon?
I'm in a small town and have done decently so far. Make sure youre occasionally spamming stops for eggs and hatching those bitches.
>>345073583
>one area has multiple pokestops
>tfw easy pokeballs every time.
>>345075514
>Hating on the best faction
Do you just like being the loser or something?
>>345075436
How do you dew it.
I've been 80 miles from my house and even there have found nothing but Rattatas, Pidgeys, and Spearows.
I'm getting sad man.
>>345075549
My job has a stop right next door, everytime I go out for a smoke I spin to win.
>>345075673
Where do you live?
I live right outside NYC
>>345075382
There's plenty of mons in my area but no stops. Mostly Zubats but I've gotten some decent stuff. Lots of Eevee's, a Machoke, Clefable and Pidgeot fully evolved, bulbasuar, Pinsir. I'm not sure what's rare or not. Seems to depend on your area heavily.
>>345075535
I spent 10 bucks because I'm a loser, but I won't spend any more.
>>345075549
About the same I have two that are about a 15 minute walk from me I would love to just sit there and go back and forth, but it's 100 out and humid as hell.
>>345075752
Funny,
i live in Vancouver and i find a bunch of different mons.
maybe big cities get better pokemon?
>>345075357
>>345075634
How the FUCK do you guys find Pokemon that are so powerful?
>>345075864
That is true
>>345075752
Tampa. This place is fucking cursed.
>>345075736
When I finish work I walk around campus toward the cafeteria and library. 7 stops along the way and 3 all overlapping at the cafeteria. College campuses are the shit for this game.
>>345074403
It's to make whatever you currently have strong enough to hold gyms.
>>345075963
fuck the tampa bay lightning, friend ;)
>>345075950
I live out in bumfuck nowhere and seeing this fills me with anger and jealousy
>>345075945
I have nothing to do at work, and even though I'm not near any stops I get good results from using incense and walking around the building.
For those of you who dont know, heres what you can get from eggs
http://www.gamersheroes.com/game-guides/pokemon-go-egg-guide-distances-what-pokemon-more/
>>345075975
And all of this is within a 5 minute walk mind you. I'm sure big cities have it even better but for someone who doesn't live in a pedestrian friendly town it's great.
>>345075662
>wanting to be a cuck hold
Lel
>>345073758
I lost a Magmar like this.
>>345076103
cuckold
>>345076038
>tfw nearest pokestop is a 40 minute walk away, the next one after that is 2 hours.
>>345075470
Looks like someone had their gym taken over by a Team Valor trainer.
>asleep
>hear the *pring* noise
>wake up
>turns out it's just some nig walking around in the middle of the night
getting kinda tired of living in an apartment building lads
>trying to throw a curveball
>ball just flies away
>>345076259
Same way with me pretty much. If I want to actually play the game I have to take my car somewhere in town, THEN walk around. I live in a rural area outside of the closest town which is about 15-30 minutes away by car.
I went downtown for the first time since getting the game and just lost hope. There's no competing with these faggots who live here and sit at lured stops all day. The game is literally liveinanurbancenter2win. Then they drive to the burbs and plop their 2000cp shits on our only gym for miles.
>>345073758
>>345073850
>>345073971
>>345073974
>>345074010
>>345074067
>>345074252
>>345074367
>>345074484
>>345074564
>>345074581
>>345074608
>>345074636
>>345076125
Except this literally never happens do you people even play this game
>>345076496
You can easily beat them with a 1000cp
Is this thread just a bunch of shillbots shilling PoGo? No one actually thinks this is a fun non-game full of interesting things to do and meme culture right?
>>345076536
Im level 22 and this happens alot
>>345076496
Fuck, man. At least you live in the burbs. I live out in ruralfarmfuck and to play the game I have to drive my car somewhere, then walk.
>>345076536
>the autist who has to reply to absolutely everyone and adds nothing meaningful to the thread
>>345076536
It's obvious you don't
>>345076006
That's okay. We're a meme team with one good player.
Do Gyarados' get mad CP? I've been grinding these fuckers for days.
>>345076536
>It never happens to me, everyone else must be lying!
Fuck off. This happens for me for more than half my capture attempts, it's fucking awful.
>>345076603
>another buttblasted faggot mad at PokemonGo
Average Mystic player
>Recognizes games for the fun and rewarding aspects
>True fans of Pokemon
>Enjoys the films of Goddard, Tovarsky, Anderson
>Favorite albums are AOTS, Loveless, Court of the Crimson King
>Regularly browses /lit/,/g/, /sci/
>Drinks Craft beer, top shelf Liquor, and smokes the dankest Nug while playing Go
>Favorite shows are the Wire, Sopranos, and The Twilight Zone
>Wears only the most comfortable yet fashionable attire from high end department stores
>Goes to top tier private universities and majors in science or math
Average Valor player
> Sweaty
>Plays CoD, Battlefield, FIFA
>favorite directors are Nolan and Tarrantino; Also any superhero movie
>Loves listening to Yeezy and Kendrick Lamar
>Regularly browses boards like /sp/, /fit/, /k/, /o/
>Favorite shows are GoT, Breaking Bad, Mad Men
>Goes to state or community college majors in Business or liberal arts
>Dresses in graphic tees and sports jerseys
>Favorite Pokemon is Charizard
Average Instinct player
>Typical KDR obssessed "MLG snipexxx pro gamers"
>Watches a different anime every week
>Only listens to anime and video game soundtracks as his favorite music
>Favorite movies are also anime
>When hes not playing DOTA and CS:GO hes playing the latest weeabo loli game
>diet consisting of Pizza bagels and Mountain Dew
>Regularly browses boards like /v/, /b/, /a/
>Masturbates to cartoons atleast twice a day
>Wears "mature" clothing such as trench coats and obscure Japanese designers
>Is an Atheist and libertarian
>Is contrarian and tends to hate anything that is popular
what pokemon count as rare? Are there such things as rare
>>345076536
>guaranteed (You)'s
>>345076724
mystic has the most team members
truly a team for the lowest common denominator
>3am
>bad neighborhood
>low battery
Fuckfuckfuckfuck
>>345076702
fuck off shill
>>345076603
Oh no, it's almost as if people enjoy things.
>>345076724
I'm Instinct and this is the most inaccurate thing I've ever seen.
>>345076692
an 80cp magicarp can become a 900cp Gyarados
>find a level 350 Nidorina
>evolution to Nidoqueen takes 100 candies
>>345076793
I fucking dare you
>Walk down 5 streets because some grass is moving
>Get there
>There is nothing
EVERY SINGLE TIME
>>345076724
>another "my team is the best and everyone other team is stinky doodoo heads" post
ebin
>>345076724
Only a mystic autistic would post something like this.
>>345076816
>>345076793
>3 feet
You'll never find it
>>345076865
If it's any consolation evolving magikarp into gyrados takes 400 fucking candies.
Like how is that even rational or sane?
>>345076831
nah you're just a shiteating shill with no dignity
>Ninetails pops up
>Taking berries and "great" hits
>Still breaking out
>Throw a shitty and didn't use a berry
>Servers freeze
>Log back on and hit recent pokemon
>It's there
>>345076724
The fact that you took the time to type or even copy and paste this shows what a complete faggot you are
>>345076724
I'm a Valor player and my favorite show is Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, my favorite pokemon is Sableye, and i'm a licensed embalming tech...
>>345076793
I just spent 25 minutes running around my neighborhood looking for a poliwrath. It was no where. I went up and down every road and it just went down to 2 steps and then back up to 3.
>>345075508
Actually, she's the next spiderman.
>>345077043
>>345077007
>>345076919
>>345076916
>>345076845
>Replying to my old Destiny pasta
LOL
>>345076969
garydos is a monster
>>345076793
Ninetales is SHIT anyway
>>345076969
it's to emulate how much of a bitch magikarp is to train
>>345076865
That's how I felt with Graveler feels good when you finally get all those candies.
>>345076969
It's supposed to mimic the tediousness of evolving a magikarp in rby
>>345077089
You know you're a total faggot when you get happy to see shit like this. That's me enjoying your pasta if that wasn't clear.
>>345077051
THIS
Do Pokemon move? There as a Kadabra near me, I kept walking but no matter the direction I walked shit always said it was 1km away from me, I hatched a fucking 10km egg looking for him.
Got a Chansey btw.
GSP SPOOFING GUIDE WHERE I CANT AFFORD A DATA PLAN NIGGA I GOT BILLS
>>345076259
Get to walking, son.
>>345073583
>>345076760
There are variances based on region but this is generally accurate.
>>345077257
/vg/
>>345077257
Try PCGamer, they had one up yesterday
>>345077289
Would the evolved forms fall under the same category?
Today's my first day and I caught a Haunter. Friend said he's never even seen one
>>345077289
>>345077289
is this every mon in first gen?
The list seemed infinitesimal when I was a kid
>>345073758
>lost a 100 cp magikarp this way
I mean I still have 200 candies to go so I might run into another that high but fuck this shit.
>>345077289
Who made that shit?
Venonats, Ekans and Mankeys are far more common than Weedles here
>>345077289
I swear I saw a blastoise in my vicinity but was unable to catch it due to having to walk to work at that time.
>>345077442
It's every non-evolved Pokemon, which is why it looks smaller.
>>345077456
I've never even seen a mankey bug I see weedles at least 20 times a day
>>345073583
Is anyone else having a bug where some pokemon are pretty much impossible to catch even if you hit them right in the head, and then once you finally nailed the hit, the pokeball just falls to the ground and it stays stuck until you're forced to quit the game?
Worst part is that the journal lists the capture as succesful but you DONT get the pokemon
>>345077569
>Is anyone else having a bug
*raises paw*
>Friend and I are both on Team Instinct
>Kind of bummed we usually have to go late at night to take over the Town's 5 gyms
>Take over the one we work at plus the Car Museum nearby
>Kid in his teens pushing his handicap mother outside hears about it
>Happy to hear there are other Instinct players since he wanted to get stardust
Kind of like being on Team Instinct I know my gym will be taken the next day so it gives me something to look forward to taking back.
Also can other players see what you nicknamed your pokemon?
>>345077289
>myths
>lapras
One of those fuckers spawned earlier right outside my apartment. Used razz berry, got a good first throw, and it broke out and ran the fuck away. I was so mad.
>>345076865
>hatch magikarp
>400 candies
>...
>>345077289
around the Uncommon section is when region starts to play a factor in what shows up.
>Mfw I discovered you can pick up failed pokeballs
>>345077289
lowest pokemon i've never seen is doduo
never even seen a hint of that fucker
>People getting autistic about teams
>Not just picking whichever bird you like best
>>345077289
Where's Tauros?
I caught that fucker instantly after I caught my starter.
>>345077696
So pokemons really are different depending the region?
Those fuckers are rather common here in Mexico.
>Toss pokeball.
>It vanishes mid way.
WHY
>>345077662
>>345077662
Is this actually true though?
Theres been a lot of talk about it but i just thought it was one of those myths that people make up for fun
>>345077734
Tauros is exclusive to the USA, so fairly rare
>>345077289
Where I am, I've never encountered a Doduo, Drowzee, Mankey or Diglett but it's god damned Clefairy city.I live in the mountains
>>345077718
>picked Zapdos team
>have seen 3 instinct gyms since launch
>my fat friend drives around and joins gyms for lots of coins and dust a day
Fucking fuck
>>345077662
dont listen to this nigger this doesnt work
>>345077289
>seens dozens of sanshrews
>so much that i am seriously starting to hate this pokemon
>haven't seen a single one of the very common except eevee
>>345077289
Damn my house in the middle of nowhere has some sick mons.
I have gotten 3 Electabuzz, Chansey, 2 Hitmonlee, Magmar, Hella Ryhorn, Ponyta, Geodude, Clefairy, and Growlithe.
This is all literally in my backyard.
>>345077790
It is true but the window is pretty small.
>>345073583
>>345075357
I know that feel, everything interesting is too low to use
>don't get perfect GPS in my basement apt
>it wigs out and teleports me two blocks away to a pokestop
>spin that bitch and catch a raticate before it corrects itself
>>345077828
>Don't care a whole ton about the birds
>Like articuno and zapados about the same
>Articuno team is apparently the most prevalent
neato
>>345077843
this is why the game sucks ass in the suburbs
literally up to my eyes in route 1 shitmons
venonats coming out of my pantry
bellsprouts all over my front lawn
>>345077662
Is that why it always waits needlessly long for the ball to stop rolling if you miss? Someone please confirm.
>>345077903
>venonats coming out of my pantry
>bellsprouts all over my front lawn
Where are you finding venonats and bellsprouts? I only ever find pidgeys, rattatas, and weedles.
Hell I had to hatch a caterpie before I found one
>tfw someone keeps taking over my local gym with spoofed fucking level 1800 Arbok
>>345077935
Yes but you do have to be quick enougth.
Also spinning the pokeball gives you a better chance to catch pokemon
>>345077962
>spoofed fucking level 1800 Arbok
What
>>345077935
It's fake, a lot of people have disproved it
>Staryu and Horsea considered rare
I literally live nowhere near water and I see these Pokemon nonstop
>>345077881
>>345077958
suburban pennsylvania
venonat is more common than rattata for me
>>345076873
>>345076946
>>345077051
>>345077107
>Go out looking for it
>Cant find it
>Assume its on the school grounds that are blocked off at night
>Spoof on my dummy account
>I was right
well fuck this, even if i catch it the cp will be garbo
>>345078007
Source on curveball improving catch chance?
>>345077962
What makes you think its spoofed?
>finding all these real animals when looking for pokemon
literally was 3 feet away from a small family of deer. The mother was looking very aggressive so I turned around.
Also saw a hawk swoop at what I can only assume was a rattata in the distance.
>>345073583
>>345078038
god damn it
i might have to spoof my shit just to play normally
Quick! Post only your rarest mon.
>>345078027
I live in Louisiana and I've found like 1-2 venonat.
My "rarest" thing has been a krabby I found the second I started the game.
I've found 2 staryu and a horsea as well.
>>345078115
Probably tangela for me, only seen one so far.
>>345078102
I have a 150 lickatung that i got on the first day of playing
never levelling that shit up lmao
>>345078007
>>345078046
Does nothing for catch rate, but if you spin it until it sparkles you get 10 extra xp.
>>345078091
>Didn't catch the stantler and the braviary
A fucking Pidgeot escaped my ball twice in a row and that was after I missed like four throws.
>>345078197
>ONLY using 6 balls
>Complaining
>>345078115
>Mfw living in the desert
>The only water pokemon I have seen are the ones that hatched from eggs
>Every single gym it's either a fire, rock, earth
I would be the king of this town with a good water pokemon.
>>345078102
>saw a chansey in a mall with one footstep
>as soon as I click on it to search for it it disappears
>>345078248
But it was just some scrawny Pidgeot, it's not like I was trying to catch Mewtwo or something.
>>345078038
welp. miraculously caught it with regular pokeballs and no berries.
>>345073583
>First catch
>Nice
>Curveball
>middle of the night
>find a Mr. Mime on private property
>mfw seriously contemplating committing a crime for a virtual creature
>>345078330
Bluestacks looks so shit now, can't even get rid of the Hello and Android tab, I really miss the old layout.
Do you think spoofing will work on that old version?
>>345078102
Caught this guy just by accident the other day
>>345078251
>Living in Florida
>Lightning capital of the US
>Caught 1 Electric Pokemon
>Caught over 600 Water
Stop.
>>345078323
Pidgeot is a fully evolved mon
Plus I've had a CP 30 rattata take a dozen balls
>>345078189
It was actually more like a couple deerling and a swasbuck
>phone goes to complete sleep when I turn off the screen
>GPS doesn't detect
>apps aren't working
>have to walk everywhere with my phone active and in the game like an autist if I want to catch pokemons or hatch eggs
Man, fuck that.
>>345078330
>with regular pokeballs
There are ultraballs and shiet?
>>345078102
Got this as a Dratini from an egg, it's gonna take me forever to evolve it again though since I've only seen one Dratini ever
>>345078271
Nice, did you catch yours as a Dragonite?
>>345078390
>mfw my town is fucking shitting Jinxes but not a single Mr. Mime
>>345078470
>>have to walk everywhere with my phone active and in the game
Literally everyone has to do that.
>>345073583
Japan here.
Fuck this game.
>>345078483
You get Great balls at 12 and Ultra at 20, I think.
>>345078563
Eventually master balls too
>game says there's a public park down the street from my house
>go to the pokestop
>it's just some guys house
>Having more than one of each Eeveelution
>Having 50 Arcanines
Why do people do this shit? It bugs my Autism.
>>345078535
But this is fucking retarded.
Is there a point in catching multiple of the same pokemon?
>>345078470
Change your phone settings so your phone never sleeps and don't push the sleep button when you don't want to hold it anymore. It drains your battery faster but I'm sure there are places where you can charge it. My phone vibrates when I find a pokemon.
>>345078635
I'm holding onto an extra jolteon for a friend who cant seem to find evees. Supposedly trading is coming and worst case he gets one before that and I pawn it off to the professor.
how do i get more incest? It seems to pop up at random times.
>>345078543
>make game
>can't even play it yourself
Poor japaneseJust install the apk
>>345078639
The game's about walking around dude.
I'm a massive shut in and even I've gone walking around the neighbordhood. Found some 7 year old with his mom and then a 23 year old girl on a bike trying to hatch an egg.
Really liked that second one, just for the humor
>>345073758
>there are two Evees right on top of each other
>happens both times
how hard can you fuck your release up
>>345078703
every time you catch a pokemon, you get candy for that pokemon
said candy is used as currency to power up or evolve
>>345078703
You can send them off to the professor for that pokemons candy. You also get xp for catching them so if you have loads of balls its worth it
>>345078745
by having more sex with your family.
>>345078745
Anon, family is for platonic love only.
>>345078774
>>make game
Niantic is a like ~20-man studio from San Fran.
Nintendo / Game Freak have had little to do with the actual development.
>>345078102
chancey is rare?
I have only one
>>345078786
>then a 23 year old girl on a bike trying to hatch an egg.
neat
>>345078745
Just ask.
>>345078774
>Just install the apk
They temporarily removed all pokestops and gyms from the entire country.
Even if you load the .apk in Japan you can't play.
>>345078703
You get candy from them of their specific line, which you can use to evolve.
The "smart" thing to do is wait until you get your free lucky egg and then evolve a shit ton of pidgeys for lots of xp.
>>345078703
Yeah, you get 3 candy for that pokemon for powering up and evolving, and you get 1 more if you transfer it off. Too bad the amount of candies you need to evolve most Pokemon (50) is way too high. I find a pokemon's evolution more often than 15 copies of the same pokemon.
>>345078786
Sure, but making me walk and constantly look at my phone only discourages me from playing it, I like walking as is and looking at the scenery, I don't want to look at my phone screen instead. That not only distracts me from walking it also makes me look like a fucking toolmore than I already am that is
>>345078330
>>345078879
Doubt that considering I'm playing in Vancouver and it's not out here either yet it's full of gyms and stops.
Also rate this flareon I just evolved.
>>345078969
>I don't want to look at my phone screen instead.
The only time you have to look at the screen is if the phone vibrates or you're near a pokestop, and only then it's like 5 seconds.
Just get a strap or something, or just hold it in your hand as you walk around
>>345078997
Jelly what was the evee CP?
>>345078330
>Playing on bluestacks
How?
>>345078997
how do you fuckers have so much stardust?
>>345078879
That is a dickmove, it's not released here either and there is pokestops fucking everywhere
>>345078997
I too am playing in non-supported region. Makes me wonder what exactly are they using for pokestops and gyms. Most of the stops around me for example are either children playgrounds or graffitis with pictures in their description, so it must be something like Google maps they're basing it off, but I don't remember google marking any of those things.
