Be honest how much money have you spent.
20$ so far all on incense as I live in the middle of nowhere.
>>345049029
I spent 20.
got the bag upgrade. Got incense, got some eggs.
I think that was it.
0 because it's not in Canada yet
>>345049029
nada, in fact I've never paid for a phone app before
I haven't spent any yet but seeing as the incubation system is shit I might just have to.
>>345049029
I've spent $50 on incest.
>>345049930
you're sister's a ho
>>345049029
$0
Phone's too shit to play.
0 because I'm not retarded
$0 the game isnt worth spending money on
I have some money sitting in my Google account so I spent 5 of it just because I was out and was catching stuff with some friends
>>345049029
0 cause only people with brain problems would spend money on this casual game that will get boring in a month.
is this game out in canada?
>>345049029
how to filter the pokecancer?
>>345049339
What's the bag upgrade do?
Nothing, it only just released in the UK and I havnt playedit yet
$100 on pokécoins, I don't know what items/eggs my daughters bought with that much coins, also spent $160 on external batteries.
$1 of Google Play credit from doing surveys for an Incense.
GPS spoofing ever since.
>>345049029
$120.....
Mostly lures though, so it's OK because I'm helping my neighborhood trainers. I expect I'll meet a lot of cool people. Maybe even a qt3.14 if I'm lucky.
>>345052084
are you kidding me anon
>>345050410
Would you rather spend those 100$ a month on cheeseburgers?
Ive spent $20 so far and it was a life changing decision. The poke trainer hat, vest, poke back pack, ans the custom made master ball keychain arent included. Those cost me a total of about 1 fiddy.
>>345052204
>it was a life changing decision
are you joking?
Money you spent on a cell phone app was a "life changing decision?"
If you aren't trolling you need to rethink your life.
$11
One incense and like twelve egg incubators; left with 20 pokecoins. JUST.
>>345051965
>spoofing your gps
why don't you just go outside like a fucking normal person
>>345049029
$40
Spent it on incense and pokeballs because I don't have any pokestops around me and my neighborhood is devoid of pokemon.
>>345052176
Fuck you anon, there are tons of Pokemon GO singles meet ups where I live. People love guys who lure. I won't regret any of it when I meet a cute girl that likes games.
>I have an iPhone 4 and every time I tap on a Pokemon to capture it the game crashes
>>345049029
Spent 0 used a gps spoof at my friends school which has two pokestops overlapping. People drop lures at both and just get infinite Pokemon and pokestop items.
>>345049029
$0, level 16. Get on my level, city slickers.
If you fags aren't joking you all got jewed hard
>>345052385
>are you joking?
> The poke trainer hat, vest, poke back pack, ans the custom made master ball keychain arent included. Those cost me a total of about 1 fiddy.
Come on, anon.
>>345051965
>google opinion rewards
mien nigga
Nothing beats incubators in exchange for my personal information
>>345052745
Don't take offense to this, but you're fucking delusional.
>>345052745
I see you're in AZ as well. You going tomorrow? I'm going to show up with some friends.
>>345052385
has anybody bought official nudes yet?
alisonrapp.storenvy.com
>>345052549
>normal person
You answered your own question
>>345052927
Please delete this picture
>>345052983
>>345052385
>dressing up like a little boy
you're not fooling anyone you christmas cake motherfucker
>>345052927
1,4k responded as "going".
>Who's delusional now?
Just look at
>>345052947
Yeah I'm going. I'm gonna bring a 6 pack of beer in my car. Hopefully some cool people will come and hang out.
>>345052745
I feel like it's going to be 4000 neckbeards and 2 girls
>>345052983
I hear she takes requests, some rich anons could get her to do some really degenerate shit and post it on one of the nsfw boards.
>>345053118
you're delusional because girls aren't going to want to talk to you you fucking loser
the few girls who will be there will flock to the dudebros while you sit in your corner with your six pack of beer in your lap
>>345053149
im just waiting on somebody to leak them desu
>>345049029
$2 since that's what I had left over from buying a play store card a couple years ago.
Right now I'm trying to grab all the gyms at 3am to maximize the free coins you get from owning gyms. And before you say I'm autistic, I take the night shift at work, so I'm already up anyways
>>345053127
I went to a meetup they had at the same place last weekend. There was about 600 people that showed up and there were a lot more girls than I expected. Not quite 50/50, but pretty damn close.
>>345049029
>go visit family in location in the middle of nowhere
>everyone is playing Pokemon go
>there are more stops, gyms and lures here
Fuck. Literally every drawing on the wall is a Pokestop, I saw a group of 5 tough looking kids playing Pokemon Go next to the post office. There were 3 stops and a gym where they were sitting.
>>345053332
Is she still a hooker? I assume she's going under a different name than Maria Mint or whatever it was
>>345053118
Why are you bringing beer with you when all the bars and restaurants are having specials for Pokemon Go players? Plus, the cops are going to be on full alert due to the BLM protest happening in Arcadia.
>>345053435
most likely not considering she is probably making more money from selling these photos than she ever did as a prostitute
>tfw this game finally made me buy a phone
Never owned a phone with actual phone service in my life. I'm slowly becoming a normie. How much of a data hog is this game while you are using it?
>le me playing Pokemon Go on campus
>Go to a starbucks to train my bitchin' Charizard like a boss
>Meet some cute girls wearing the Love Pink™ clothing brand all huddled together
>They're playing Pokemon Go
>Me Gusta
>Have a Socially Awesome penguin moment as I approach them and bring up how cool Pokemon is
>"OMG yaaassss I feel like I'm 10 years old again"
>[Wanz voice] This is fucking awesome!
>We beat the Gym battle and bae catches Onyx
>She names the Onyx after me
>Before saying goodbye we trade numbers and 3DS friendcodes (fuck yes, she's a gamer too!)
Gentlemen I require maximum brofist because this was a triumph, im making a note here HUGE SUCCESS
>>345053694
We did it, reddit! :D
>>345053618
makes sense, she isn't cute enough to justify her absurdly high prices I'm sure she didn't have many clients
>>345053638
It's not too bad used up about 220mb from about, 24 hours of usage in total.
>>345049415
The rumour is tomorrow brother
>>345053256
You just sound jealous.
>>345053515
Because I don't have anyone to go to restaurants with? I need to break the ice somehow.
>>345053694
It hurts, i know that's why you posted it but consider your goal achieved i cringed so hard I'm going to bed
>>345053638
It's not that bad, honestly.
I've used exactly 107.32 MB since launch, and that includes a night excursion that went for like four hours over the weekend after work with some coworkers.
H-how am I doing..?
Please no bully
What are the nickname limits/restrictions?
I want to name my Pokemon "u r a wasp 2 me boy", "balk fetus" or "﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽".
>>345053638
>>345053923
>>345054329
it hogs more battery than data
turn on offline maps on google maps and you'll use practically nothing
>>345054351
How do I even level fast enough to get like this, I've been playing every day since the APK was released. Spam lucky eggs all day? The highest CP pokemon I found was an 800 cp pidgeot, the rest don't go over 600.
>>345054608catch more Pokemon
>>345054132
Okay stay delusional I guess your dreams will be crushed pretty soon
Maybe spending another $120 on this cell phone app will get you a nerdy qt lmao
>>345054723
but catching what I've got gives shit exp, and I live in a desolate land without a lot of pokestops to replenish my balls.
Around 7 bucks
4.99 on Incense and the rest were 99 cent pokeballs because I suck ass at tossing them
>>345054868you're fucked
>>345049029
$0
I have poor self-control right now so I'd know I'd be spending $5 a day instead of eating breakfast if I caved-in. I just go through the 20 pokeshops in the morning on the way to eat and stop playing when I run out of balls.
>spending money on apps
Jesus Christ...you are what's wrong with video games
>>345054132
Sounds kinda rapey, anon. You should use that for a closer, not an opener.
If you want an ice breaker, find out what team people are on, then talk about what kinda of rare Pokemon they have. If you know where to get the ones they want, offer to go with them to those spots. Then, bring up that y'all should go to a bar or get a bite to eat and you're money.
>>345053694
ill take things that never happened for 200, Alex
>>345053694
rustled/10
>>345049029
>spending money on a mobile game
What the fuck has happened to /v/?
>>345054351
dude what the fuck all I get in my area is FUCKING DROWZEES WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>see a poke I dont have on nearby
>oh man Imma capture this
>walk down road
>still 3 footsteps
>go the other way
>2 footsteps, than 1
>shit im close
>road ends, just water and 1 meter tall grass ahead, not going in that shit
>take a left
>3 footsteps
>the fuck
>go back and keep going
>1 footstep again
>shit I must be close
>all of a sudden it disappears
FUCK THIS GAME AND FUCK DROWZEES WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>see a meowth
>oh i havent seen this yet
>its fucking level 14 but who cares
>throw ball
>mid throw it runs away
FUCKING WHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>345054351
How the fuck do you level so quickly? I catch everything I find and I'm still only level 13 and my highest is at 667. Is that all you do, do you just pay for eggs, lures and incense, or am I just unlucky?
A wild Ackmed appeared!
ACKmed used road rage.
It is super effective
ThIs fucking game eats data, why would I pay them for being unoptimized
>>345049029
$0
I play it every day
>>345055331
Evolve pidgeys while using lucky eggs from labelling nigga, no need to buy, unless you're out of pokeballs
>>345049029
I've spent the smallest amount (1.79 I think). That was from Google Opinions shit though.
Technically I've spent quite a lot, but I got it all back in cash.
I work at cafe and my boss had the genius idea of putting lures to attract customers. They just decided to use my phone and pay me for the expense since I already had it installed. It works, cheap way to get garunteed customers.
>>345049029
$0 since you earn coins just from playing the game.
>>345055662
Evolving gives you shit? I didn't know that.
>>345055715
Holy shit. Didn't think businesses would cash in on this.
I've spent $20.
However, it wasn't my own money. It was money I've been saving up from that Google Rewards shit.
>>345049029
Probably also $20 but since I spend like $20 on random junk food and shit every day it doesn't really bother me. I'm not poor so as long as I'm still satisfied I might throw a $5 down when I want.
>>345049029
All up I think 40-45 dollars
$100
Then I refunded
Basically free stuff
>>345055551
I heard you can find Voltorbs or Electrodes in Mosques, you should check it out
>>345055728
In my area it's basically impossible to get higher than 4 gyms a day so realistically you have to get 4 gyms 7 days a week(has the game even been out a week yet?) to get like half the amount of coins you'd get spending $5 not really worth the effort desu. Honestly the worst part is only 500 stardust per gym stardust is the really big fuck you in this game.
>>345050658
increases the amount of items you can carry.
Seeing as you can have hundreds off balls and revives, its kind of a necessity once you hit around level 20
>>345052745
>being this delusional
Ahahahahahahha
>>345052752
>being an iPhone pleb
Pic related
>>345055796
Are you kidding? Businesses love it. There's a pizzeria in my area that offers free food (from a drink to a whole pizza) if you catch one Pokemon (or more) at or near their restaurant.
>>345055796
The first day I was walking past this taco place which was a pokestop with a lure going and the place was fucking packed. The lines were longer than their opening day where they gave out free buritos.
>>345049029
$0, haven't downloaded it
>>345053118
Dude I kinda feel bad for you. You're in for disappointment
>>345056006
revives are literally useless though.
I bought my wifes son a $50 google play card
did I goof? He said he caught a pidgey and rattata.
>>345056265
How do you prove that shit?
$0 because I have a brain
>>345049415
>>345053960
i am legit equal parts curious and concerned what will happen here in toronto when the app finally launches
i hear all this shit about people walking with their phones out like zombies, crowding local business and gps landmarks in droves without saying anything
i wanna see it
i want to see retards die in car crashes because their phone consumes their lives so entirely that it overrides their self-preservation instincts
0 dollars because i don't "play" 3d pokedexes
>>345056389
Using the augmented reality thing in the game, pic related. You take a screenshot of the Pokemon in/near the restaurant when you're capturing it. The game also displays where you caught the Pokemon on each Pokemon's stats screen.
Not a cent because self control or something.
>>345052947
tfw its mostly AZ shitposters here because its too fucking hot to go outside
tfw im one of them xDDDD
>>345051965
I understand the process behind spoofing but how do you go about traveling far distances to where you want to go? Do you just "walk" there by going at intervals?
>>345056383
>wifes son
I know it's a meme, but damn, how cucked would you have to be to unironically say that
>>345049029
Zero I don't play casual garbage
>>345049029
$0, don't really care for the game.
>>345057089
ty for reply. all i wanted
None yet. The good news is that I've caught about 18 or 19 Pokemon without leaving the house.
I'VE GOT TO BE THE ONE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN, WITHSTAND THE TEST AND BE THE BEST
pokemon go is the glitchiest piece of shit ive ever played
also how the fuck do I save an offline map on google maps app?
$0.
I was tempted to get some pokeballs since I ran out but paying for microtransactions makes me feel dirty and like the cancer killing videogames.
>>345057263
no problem, we're all in it for the (You)s
>>345052745
>People love guys who lure.
From my experience, no one cares who put the lure. They just go there to leech lured mons and then leave.
I haven't downloaded it, I'm not a nintentoddler.
>>345057650
This. I've been asked about lures once and that was when I put down a lure and some kid with his parents walked over and asked me if I put it down. He started dancing when I said yes but that's about it.
Reminder you can pick up balls you missed by tapping them before they disappear :)))
Sow what pokemon have you caught so far /v/?
Meowth
Venonat
Caterpie
Koffing
Ghastly
Kakuna
Staryu
Pidgeotto
Raticate
Zubat
Rattata
Horsea
Goldeen
Eevee
Weedle
Pidgey
Slowpoke
Spearow
Nidoran
Pidgeot
Charmander is my starter
>>345058106
I also saw a Fearow but it got away
>>345053638
If youre in the USA, get T-Mobile. Free PoGO data starting next tuesday. Meaning, you'll never have to worry about going over the limit if all youre doing it playing the game.
>>345049029
11. But 8 of it was in google play credit I've saved up through surveys. So really only 3 dollars of actual money.The three dollars was for a bag upgrade ;-;This is AUD. 100 coins is 1.50aud.
>>345056382
You say that, but when you need to.. you know.. revive a pokemon, you might change your tune.
The only bad thing about this game which could be said for all online only games is that the servers are going to go down one day and all the progress you've made by then will be all for naught.
>>345058106
63, I ain't listing 'em all.
>>345058106
Kakuna
Beedrill
Venonat
Metapod
Poliwag
Horsea
Goldeen
Ghastly (Now a Haunter)
Pidgey (Now a Pidgeot)
Gyarados (Caught him at a casino, his CP was 842)
>>345050183
this
>>345053074
>christmas cake motherfucker
Thats a new one.
>>345059140
christmas cake isn't new, it's what the Japanese refer to women over 25 who failed to get into a relationship beforehand
>>345058090
>and some kid with his parents walked over and asked me if I put it down. He started dancing when I said yes but that's about it.
Well, it could've been worse. At least they didnt ask you if you're trying to lure children.
>>345059368
As a male from Australia, forgive me for not being hyper aware of what Japanese people call woman over a specific age group under specific conditions.
>>345059464
It was a public park and the place was packed so it's not like I was totally suspicious. It was cloudy though and everyone looked depressed as fuck, like soviet background characters.
>>345053694
god damn the worst part is there are actually people this cringy. well done, anon.
>>345049339
can you buy more than 1 bag upgrade or only one?
>>345049029
0 dollars, I don't use the app and I generally go outside because I like to walk and have mini adventures from time to time.
$0 because im not trash who gives into F2P games
>>345049029
0 because I hate supporting F2P micro transactions regardless of the game.
>>345061602
>it's popular
>therefore it's trash
It's literally the most floor raising title since Mario 64, if anything this will make mobile need to step up their game even remotely match pokemon go success.
The model is just a reflection of the current market trends, blame LoL and Zinga if you hate microtransactions.
a dollar because I was out of pokeballs.
>>345049029
$0 because I don't support F2P casual phone garbage.
>>345062227
im not saying the game is trash, im saying people who use real money in F2P games are trash
>>345056621
>tfw using Note5 and VR mode hasn't worked since launch
No free pizza for me
$2 that I got from doing Google surveys
0. Not much around here but I don't care about those game enough to spend anything on it.
>>345062505
do I need to do those on my phone? or can I fill surveys on my pc to get dat cash?
>>345049029
do i have to spend money to play this game and not be absolute shit compared to everyone else
i dont like paying for extra lives or resources when i could just grind a little more or wait a day or 2 for whatever
>>345062235
>tfw [your bag is full]
>>345062650
depends if there are plenty of pokestops in your route
or if you would rather idle in a zone with lots of pokestops nearby until you fill your bags
the pay2win comes from boosting your exp with lucky eggs but you don't need that many, and from spamming lures in pokestops, but other people can do that for you
Honestly unless you want to own like every fucking gym in your town and beat the hardcor eneckbeards you'll be fine withotu spending anything, as long as you play a lot.
Thing is, the more you wait the more behind you'll be. There's a huge normie filtering at lvl 20, the game suddenly asks you to catch hundreds of shit just to level up and the pokefaggots will escape you even if they're low CP, so it's where the game starts to get annoying and intends to fuck people who are desperate to keep progressing.
>>345058106
Bulbasaur
Clefairy
My game crashed when I tried to catch a Zubat and a Fearow, so now I'm out of incense
>>345053694
can you believe that this is how people on this website talked like 5 years ago
now we're all jaded as hell
No more than a dollar which I make back with Google Opinion Rewards™
>>345050023
>that kick
>the shoddy lightsaber fx
>Boba Fett in the background
This is gold.
>>345050451
- fill tub with water
- get someone you trust to hold your head under the water
- congrats you have successfully filtered the cancer that is reality
>>345053127
no, official stats so far say it's only 60/40 ratio with men as majority
>>345052927
as someone who loves anime lewds, i still find it pretty funny you'd call someone delusional while posting anime.
being a weeb requires a certain amount of delusion in itself.
>>345054416
Is that Supercalafragalisticexpialadotious or something?
>>345054435
niantic did say they are working to solve the battery consumption issue anyway
>>345058106
Add Paras to that list of mine
>>345049029
$0 I live in the middle of no where and im lvl 4
its not so bad I just cant see myself spending a ton on it
>>345054435
Where in google maps do you change that setting?
If I use an incense, am I able to sit in my desk chair comfortably and let the pokemon come to me or do I still have to move around
>>345049029
$0. I started it up, caught the first Pokemon, walked out the door to my first Pokestop, uninstalled, and walked back inside. Game is so shitty I just don't understand.
>>345066849
gps spoof you litteral nigger.
>>345057065
Bump for this
>>345049029
Nothing, I only play it once every few days or so. The servers are too patchy and I keep catching Pokemon only to have them not register due to the servers dropping me
>>345051965
How to spoof?
>>345053694
This is too real.
>>345049029
Nothing. It rejected my name so I rejected the game.
>>345053694
Fuck yeah that's epic for the win, bro!
>>345059545
As a colombian male, I forfigive you for not knowing how a pescado viejo is called in other cultures.
>>345049029
>>345049029
>>345049029
Pokemon Go chat!
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/v
>>345053694
This is 2010 all over again, this is a nightmare in a shitpost, amazing work anon
>>345069361
But that's ok!
>>345055003
you must understand that you are quickly becoming the minority while people who think nothing of spending $100s on phone games now make up the majority?
0 American dollars spent.
Just hit level 13
>>345071192
Porygon how nigga?
>>345071467
Caught it in a park. Also got the rapidash there.
>>345049029
I just spent 20 tonight. The game got me off my ass and Got me on a pokedate. I don't mind spending 20 on backpack upgrades and shit
>>345069361
poor-fag
>>345071609
Fuck haven't seen one withing 5 miles of here
It's all water pokemon though so thats good
Top kek
You niggers know that you can buy the real pokemon games for what most of you are spending on a cash shop, right?
0, I'll just collect the occasional 10 gold when i manage to get into an arena and buy a bag in 20 days or something. I'm not really lacking in useable items
>spending money on in game purchases
You are part of the problem
If you slot a Pokemon in a gym, you can collect 10 coins per Pokemon you have out defending gyms.
You can collect them once per day so free coins do exist.
Find 2-3 gyms close to each other, take them over, collect 30 coins a day
