Oh shit, you just got the powers of the last vidya protag you played as, what's the frist thing you do?
Get raped by monster girls
>>345032673
>I can heal by killing people
I know exactly what to dojerk off some more
>turn any woman into a lesbian
Uh...I guess start a Subaru dealership.
>>345032673
>carry and lay traps
I guess just set them around the house in case someone tries to break in.
>>345032673
Does playing as a GTA protagonist give me the the ability to not permanently die?
If so then I'd make lots of money being government magician.
>werecat
guess its time to become acatburglar
>>345034402
Did you play as a copy of yourself?
>>345032673
I continue my cycles of guilt
>>345034631
You have the power of unlimited and perfected healthcare, with teleportation powers to the nearest hospital and the power to make police forget yo uexist if you manage to hide for 1 minute
Gta characters are pretty OP
>power of the unkindled Undead
>can't permanently die
And that's about it. I can't even upgrade myself without someone else's assistance.
Go back in time and stop man from inventing the truck. Hailed as a hero later on.
I'm not that far into that wolfenstein reboot so I'm not sure. I guess I've got nazi magic?
I use nazi magic to steal things.
>>345032673
>smtxFE protag
i'll be swarmed with women and become infinitely more dense then get frosted tips
>Ability to easily sweet talk, date, and fuck hot women -up to and including aliens and gods- by doing basically nothing.
>Actually EARN money from dates, thousands of dollars even from failures.
I guess I’d go to the mall or university and start playing easy puzzle games.
Or maybe try to learn magic from my Magical fairy girl wingman, that'd be pretty cool too.
Geralt in TW2. So I guess I gain the ability to be severely brain damaged and completely unable to use a sword, but I can roll around forever.
Maybe I'll start a BBQ or some shit
Hunt down the Russian mafia with my newfound glass cannon powers and constant reincarnation.
>>345032673
>Henry Flemming
>Powers: Elite Soldier level fitness, Patriotism, and a rifle that shhots explosive rockets shaped like Bald Eagles.
i'd go for a run at my local park.
>Infinite Power
Probably blow up and fly around the city.
Suplex bears I guess
>battle network megaman
Shitpost on 4chan square
Sweet, I get a Slag'n missile firing Dahl Sabre Turret with bonuses to my gun damage and status effect reduction.
I get on a plane to Africa and become a mercenary.
Get to places really fast, and I'd I get hit by a car just rewind.
>rewind time
Find a qt in yoga pants, stuff my face in her ass then rewind like nothing happened.
>>345032673
Go to Chernobyl and bring a lot of Vodka to resist radiation.
>>345035573
Too bad it's San Andreas and I still need to eat. But I'm content.
i am death
THE DESTROYER OF PUSSIES
Gain brouzoufs
>>345036947
hit by a dick
>>345032673
>my korean MMO healer
Uh, become the world's greatest doctor?
>shadow warrior
Become an expert with firearms and sword techniques and also magical powers. I will also be able to pull a ridiculous arsenal of weapons from thin air
Maybe I'd become the best drug kingpin in the world and make fat stacks
>The boss from SR3
>wielding dildo bat swinging people in space
Feels good mang
>Itsuki from #FE
Watch idolshit I guess.
>subnautica
Woo! Now I can swim and breathe for 30 seconds underwater!
>Decker from Shadowrun
>There's no Net in this time
Not wiz. Not wiz at all
I'm a faggot.
Be cute
CUTE
>EYE Divine Cybermancy
>hack everything, run 40mph, be invisible sometimes, see people through walls, create clones, jump two stories high, unbreak legs
>play god
>>345032673
Welp, with Quake marine's arsenal, quad damage, fire protection and jumping ability I could probably rob a bank, shoot some cops and escape like a greedy dumb nigger I am. Shieeet.
>Skyrim
SHOUT
SHOUT
LET IT ALL OUT
>>345036585hunt down the miami mutilator and beat him with my thick skinned dick[spoler]
>>345037483
Just sleep it off
>>345032673
>Terraria
I get a pick and build a stairway to heaven that doesn't need supports.
>>345032673
I logout
>Stop time
>teleport
>see through walls and in the dark
Oh man where do I start?
>>345046269
I would stop time first.
>can survive my skull being drank from
>infinite stamina
nice
Become a fisherman, its much less dangerous than hunting monsters
>R. Mika
join the WWE and job to Roman Reigns.
>>345032673
>Played as the Emperor of the German Empire in Europa Universalis
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
>>345032673
I WANT TO CUDDLE ICEBURG-SAN
