>In a second, just gonna stand up and strech my back a bit
>Last online 224 days ago
>"brb"
>last online 2 or more years ago
>Stands up to stretch
>falls over and hits head
>dies
>brb
>last online 5 seconds ago
What is he doing
>>345016065
Hes behind you mate
>>345016295
HE'S FAST
>brb gotta take a shit
>20 seconds later
>alright lets go
>brb
>back
>yeah i'll play later today
>last online 45 days ago (mobile)
>turns out he's in trouble for pizza
>brb in five minutes gotta shit
>Six minutes later
>He's still not back
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>chat on teamspeak
>wait what was that
>strange noises in the background
>autodisconnects a while later, never heard from again