>tfw you're missing out on one of the biggest global events in history
>>344974223
Death?
>>344974223
Did China declare war on someone?
The Rio Olympics?
I don't think me doing that backflip was so impressive but thanks anon :3
>>344974318
>>344974349
>>344974359
Pokemon GO you fucks.
>>344974223
Pokemon Go?
>>344974415
No, that can't be it
>>344974415
TF2 Competitive?
>>344974223
Can't be that big if I don't know about it.
>>344974415
>Pokemon GO
>global
>not even available in Japan
kek no
>>344974223
But I did play GTA V. On two different systems.
>>344974415
I've actually gone outside today and didn't see anyone chasing pokaymans on campus or anywhere else
it's a burger thing I guess
>>344974415
kek
>>344974405
Made me chuckle. Thank you
>tfw by the time i an afford a new phone the fad will be over
![286[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1cXRltg.jpg "286[1].jpg")
>understand the appeal of pokemon go
>got bored of pokemon after first gen though
>feel happy that people are out there playing games, making friends, and that technology is advancing
>wrap myself up in a blanket and sit in my room alone with headaches and breathing problems thinking about this
>>344974540
what state do you live in?
![1038821-house2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VrJDmIb.jpg "1038821-house2[1].jpg")
What looks stupider, man babies walking with their phones in front of their faces or man babies looking down on a handheld system?
>>344974647
I wish pokemon would fuck off.
>>344974650
Pretty sure it only has first gen pokemon in it anyway
>>344974724
Manbabies who think they're better than everyone else.
Spent the last two months backpacking around Nippon teachings nipples the glory of the English language. Come home to hordes of 30 year old normalfags outside my apartment screaming at their phones and playing the pokemon theme on repeat. Some dude dressed like Ash Ketchup with turbo autism complete with master tennis ball and fake pokedex
This shit got cancerous fast, what is the appeal, do you battle people or what the fuck is the point? just catching pokemon with the biggest number?
>>344975020
>just catching pokemon with the biggest number?
yep, thats why i im not interested. Its basically a glorified "get out of the house" excuse
>>344976063
people have to be tricked into exercising rather than just enjoying nature and the glorious endorphines released during physical activity
>>344974223
I had that feel before.
When everyone was playing words with friends on their iphones, I was playing bejeweled on my motorola razor.
J U S T
>>344974223
I wish I could play Pokemon Go too, Anon, but sadly for me, I'm a poorfag with a phone from 2012 that for some reason can't pick up a fucking GPS signal FUCK YOU GALAXY S3
>>344976639
>can't pick up a GPS signal on GS3
You have to access the restrictive developer options and disable the bullshit signal restrictions. Don't let your phone overheat tho.
>>344974223
I'm glad that I will never know what it feels like to want into something just because it's popular.
>>344974223
Truly sucks for you. I hooked up with two qts thanks to this game.
>>344979185
>girls that like pokemon in 2016
>qts
They're fucking hambeasts, aren't they? I bet they wear glasses and smell like mozzarella, eh?
>>344974873
Because it's the only good one
>>344980846
No, they were two white mexican girls who were also into anime and indie rock music. They weren't fat.
>>344981378
>white mexican
>>344981378
>white mexican
>>344981445
>>344981585
They were Mexican but there skin was really white. It wasn't brown like other hispanics.
>>344981378
>mexican
>>344981378
>indie rock music
>>344974223
dumb wojakposter
>>344981378
>white mexican
>>344981378
>>344981669
>no mention that they don't smell like shit
>>344981669
My skin is paler than most white people but I'm still a sandnigger.
>>344981445
Mexico is whiter than current day america.
Is Pokemon GO the most shilled game on /v/ of all time?
>>344981669
Post pics of them. If you're afraid they'll see the images because they browse 4chan they you might as well trash 'em.
>>344981831
That's not Overwatch.
>>344974223
Ebola?
>>344976197
Runner's high involves running. Hard pass.
>>344981831
>for free
>shill
I see.
>>344976197
walking isn't exercise
>>344974415
boo this man
>>344981858
I would if I could for one of them that I'm going out with, but she hides herself on FB so I can't access her pics right now.
>>344982092
still has microtransaction shiller
>>344982205
>girl you're """"""""""dating""""""""""" is too embarrassed by you to add you as a friend on social media
>>344982092
>There are still children who don't see the merit in shilling free shit
Every single person that plays this is contributing to the success of the Pokemon brand.
Various companies will make dealings with Game Freak to sell Pokemon related shit because they're the people that made that hugely popular phone game.
>>344981378
Kill yourself immediately
>>344981901
That's not Undertale.
>>344982403
We're friends on FB, but she deactivates her account randomly and she doesn't show up on my friends list at times.
>>344982450
Why?
>>344981785
It'd okay anon, you're our suicide bomb American.
>>344982592
>she deactivates her account randomly and she doesn't show up on my friends list at times.
No sus here carry on anon
>>344974650
it has only first gen for now
>>344974763
Pokemon will still be here long after your death though.
>>344974223
as far as events go
Overwatch >>>> Pokemon Go
>>344974667
i laughed
>>344981831
Why would anyone shill to virgins who wont go outside for anything?
>>344984039
Considering there's more than 10 Pokemon GO threads on the catalog at any given time, I think there's a market for it on /v/.
being raped by khan was also one of the biggest events in history
being gassed by nazis was also one ofo the biggest events in history
#justsayin
>>344974415
booooo
>>344982097
what if someone finds walking exhausting?
>>344974415
how about you pokemon go get a job
>>344976197
>glorious endorphines released during physical activity
don't really get em
