>people right now are playing Pokemon Go without ever playing a single real Pokemon game
>>344946489
Who cares?
>>344946489
the real pokemon games are casual shit anyways, who cares
Name five (5) people for which this is true.
>>344946489
Gonna try to explain it JUST FOR YOU and then I'm outta here. So perk up those earholes and listen real close cause I'm about to drop a truthbomb on you.
Where are you now? Like... RIGHT now? Going to assume at a computer, In your room, shitposting on /v/ right? Wrong dipshit. Most people aren't even there. They walk around like zombies, the literal goddamned walking dead. Off thinking about what they're gonna eat or what they're doing or what their next shitpost. OR EVEN WORSE they're off time travelling somewhere. Living in the past, worrying about that time they dropped their spaghetti (which nobody but them even remembers or cares about) or freaking the fuck out about some future event that literally doesn't even matter.
Do you realize how much you're robbing yourself? It's like charging up a credit card and someday most will have to pay it all back with interest. They're so busy thinking about dumb shit or freaking out about something they don't even realize where they are. So no. It's not about some mystical Japanese weeb shit. It's about realizing RIGHT NOW and knowing RIGHT NOW that I'm alive and someday won't be and learning to enjoy that. People like you are the type who'll wake up one day when they're sixty and ask "Where did my life go?"
...You pissed it away. That's where it went.
Enjoy your fishbowl faggot.
>>344946489
I bet u want a gamer gf too
>>344946489
NEW BOJACK SEASON
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>>344947072
22nd.
>>344946489
>""""REAL"""" pokemon games are a badge of honor
how pathetic do you have to even be
>>344946714
Jared Narette
Lacy Crawford
Tawni Moore
Annaete Hodes
Kevin Letts
>>344946714
I never touched any pokemon game ever and I might give GO a try when it comes out over here.Well actually, I played a bit of yellow when it came out, but not really enough for it to count.
>>344947198
Nice, now prove that they never played a Pokemon game.
>>344947140
THANKS
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>>344946489
When does Bojack gets good? I'm on episode 2 an its pretty meh
>>344947530
They're either dead or newborns
>>344947072
july 25th
WAY BACK IN THE 90S
>>344947754
like on 9 dunno keep watchinng
>>344947812
How the fuck are they playing Pokemon Go then? Does Jesus have his own brand of smart phones to sell to people in Heaven?
>people who literally found out about pokemon go last week have been playing since the apk was released
>meanwhile I have waited for 3+ years, but still won't be able to play for the foreseeable future without spoofing
I would rather no one was able to play the fucking thing
>>344948094
yes
>>344946489
Real Pokemon games have been shit since Diamond/Pearl. This is new and I'm having a good time.
Fuck off.
>>344948094
Yeah. The i-for-an-iPhone.
Terrible reception, since Heaven is above the Virgin satellite network and the phone's antenna is covered by your hand when you try and make a call.
>>344946919
Pasta growing on me
>>344946489
Pokemon was always gay anyway.
>>344946489
>people are playing a game that is free
>i'm making up a statistic that is completely unable to back up
you should kill yourself to preserve your family's honor.
you're joking right
>>344946618
Turbo autists.
>>344946714
jackie chan
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>try Go
>Uninstall within a day and go back to my Gold run on an emulator
Glad people are finding it enjoyable but it's so damn shallow for an already shallow premise. They somehow fucked up the biggest part of the game for me, companionship with your mons. Leveling shouldn't be about getting duplicates and Pokemon should be more rare.
>people right now are playing Pokemon Go without ever playing a single real Go game
In Pokemon Go you're actually going out exploring to capture Pokemon, that's more true to the series than any of the "real" Pokemon games.
if someone wants to play pokemon they must buy the 3ds in order to have a mediocre time.
vs
a cheap moble shovelware title.
golly gee whiz i wonder what normies would buy?
>>344946489
Literally nothing wrong with that.
Anyone who plays this game is a devil worshiper.
>>344952026
laffed
>>344947754
I actually enjoyed episode 2 even if it's a little naive/preachy. Worst is tied between 3 and 5.
If you don't like 4, 7, or 8, the series might not be for you.
If you don't feel at least SOME kind of sympathy for Bojack by episode 11 you're either underage or have never faced real sadness.
Mainline Pokemon games aren't even that good. I've had way more fun with spinoffs like mystery dungeon and pokken
>>344949206
>The i-for-an-iPhone
I have the sudden urge to murder you right now.
>>344946489
yea cause its for normals and genwunners
>>344946618
>>344951809
>wanting Pokemon to be tainted by SJWs more than it is now
>wanting Nintendo thrive despite ruining so many beloved games, forgetting Samus and ruining Paper Mario while making shitty consoles
Bastards the lot of ya.
>>344947953
I WAS IN A VERY FAMOUS TV SHOW
>Pokemon is now considered normie franchise
Pokefags BTFO
>>344954627
>genwunners
Those shits deserve jack.
>>344954931
AND SECRET GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES
Dug up famous games and IPs
Pokemon GO is going to ruin everything.
This is the end of gaming, and perhaps even civilization, as we know it.
AND MADE SHITTY GENERIC COPIES
>>344955260
>and perhaps even civilization, as we know it.
That goes without saying. They already got the media zombie part Huxley spoke of down.
>watch Bojack
>see cute owl girl
>>344955260
>civilization will end because people are taking walks
Do you even read the shit you type?
>>344954952
It always was, turbo nerd.
A game like GO only works because it's pokemon.
Eveybody under 30 has nostalgia for it.
>>344946489
I've only played emerald by emulating it on my phone, and you can't stop me from playing GO
>>344947754
First couple episodes are actually really bad because it relies a lot of Family guy style cutaways. They throw that out pretty early and just do it's own thing and it gets pretty fucking heavy
>>344956947
>implying people are walking where they're supposed to be walking (re: parks)
>implying they aren't causing car crashes or walking into seedy neighborhoods or into the middle of traffic
