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>That kid who claims that you can get Ryu's hadouken in MMX
>but only if you get 100% of every other item and then repeatedly kill yourself in the final pit of Armored Armadillo's stage
>without a game over
Video game bullshit general
what a shit head, that cant be true
Oh you
>"hey bro did you know about the truck outside the S.S. Anne?"
>"you have to go back there with surf"
>I try to go there but the guard blocks me
>"oh yeah if the ship already sailed away you can't do it, you have to trade yourself a mon that knows cut to skip the s.s. Anne or just game over while you're on it so that it never sails away"
Does he think I'm retarded?
>>344933867
He got you too? Shit, he told me the same thing, except he started making up the most unbelievable fake bullshit ever
>do all that
>a capsule appears where one wasn't before
>Dr Light shows up
>he's dressed like Ryu from Street Fighter
>he starts quoting Wayne's World at you
>hey did you know stone kirby can randomly turn into Mario or Samus in Kirby Super Star?
>oh, yeah, it's only like one in a thousand tries.
Quit your bullshit kyle no one likes you
>>344933867
>that kid that claimed you could get 4 secret gauntlets
>but you had to steal the fishing rod and backflip with a bottle with a fish in it AND have the pocket cucco
>Hey bro did you know there's a huge Boktai section of Battle Network 6 that was removed from the English version?
>Yeah and Mega Man EXE actually makes a bunch of cameos in Boktai 3
>oh, you've never heard of Boktai 3? It never came out in America.
Yeah okay there buddy.
>>344933867
>That kid who claims that you can get all 4 enhancements at the same time and your sprite turns gold in MMX3
>but only if you get 100% of every other item and then repeatedly kill yourself in the final pit of Doppler Stage 1
>without a game over
Video game bullshit general
>if you shoot the water in the lake enough times before the boat fight in RE4, Del Lago will pop out and eat your character
are you fucking kidding me
>>344933867
>That kid who said sonic was in brawl
>That same kid also said Snake (From playstaion) was in brawl
what was he fucking gay?
>you can play as sonic in melee
>>344935684
>that guy who said Snake was in Boktai 2
>that guy who said there was a Metal Gear game on NGAGE
>that guy who said he had metal gear solid 1 on gameboy color
What is it about MGS that causes people to make shit up?
>bro did you know there's actually 3 warp whistles in Mario 3?
>yeah you have to use a hammer to destroy a rock in World 2
>but the rock isn't in your way, it's just on the edge of the map, then the screen scrolls to a new secret area
I know you're desperate for attention but shit.
>that kid who claimed you could keep playing after the credits and go into the cave that was blocked the whole game to fight mewtwo
Who the fuck even watches the credits all the way through?
>Hey bro did you know there's a secret fight in Mortal Kombat?
>he's a green ninja because he has all the powers of scorpion, yellow, and sub zero, blue
>he has both scorpion's spear and sub zero's freeze
>his name is reptile because he's green, even though he's a human
>in order to fight him you have to get a double flawless fatality on The Pit without blocking, but only if something flew in front of the moon, which is like a 1/6 chance
Makes the conditions it as hard as possible just so he knows I can never call bullshit.
This fucking thread I swear to god
>Video game general
>>>/vg/
>you can unlock sonic in melee if you get 10000 kos in cruel smash
>huh? Richter's not the last boss of SOTN
>if you equip the holy glasses before the fight, you can see the true evil controlling Richter and attack it instead
>then you get to play through the whole castle again but now it's upside down, the game is literally twice as long
He must think I'm so gullible.
>>344937237
You missed the point.
>>344937339
>that kid who said you'd be able to unlock sonic in melee if you got 10000 kos in cruel smash
How's that?
>>344937791
Because that's not true, anon.
You big dummy.
>>344937791
Still missing the point but to be fair so did half of the anons in this thread.
>>344937791
The one in the OP is actually real; that's the joke.
>>344938492
aw man why did you tell him anon, just let him be stupid
>That kid that claims you can have Shadow in the World of Ruins
>That same kid that claims that if you do 256 battles with the cursed shield, it turns into the best shield of the gameThat kid was me.
>if you do /chicken to a chicken in westfall a hundred or so times it will give you a quest to get a chicken pet
Totally thought my friend was bullshitting me for years until I got bored one day and actually tried it... fuckin blizzard man
>>344938492
>>344938063
>>344938236
Oh, well shit
>>344935470
>that kid who claimed you can get Zero sword in MMX3
Loving every laugh. Faggot thought I was stupid.
>that kid who said he married the Harvest Goddess in Friends of Mineral Town
>>344938595
>that kid who said that getting eaten by the Zone Eater would take you to another dimension where you can recruit a mime
>that kid who said that if you leave a bunch of chests unopened, they'll contain better treasures later in the game
What a bunch of bullshit.
>>344933867
>That kid who said he unlocked a fucking Dinosaur in Tekken 3
None of the arcades have a Dinosaur, or a Mad Scientist. Fuck you.
>>344939258
>that kid who said she married the Kappa in More Friends of Mineral Town
>"Hey dude to get the best weapon in the game all you have to do is not open 6 specific treasure chests in the game"
>"Cool what do they look like so I can avoid them?"
>"Oh they look the same as every other chest in the game"
>>344939258
>That kid that swore special items appeared at random and sometimes unique times and you had to collect all 9 of them or else they were useless
>He called them Kappa Stones
>Fucking Kappa Stones
That's why no one talked tome
>>344939827
>Getting a child with the rapist youkai that steals soul orbs from it's victims' asses
>if you beat the game fast enough, Metroid will take off his armor and reveal he's actually a hot woman with big tits
Dude just watch porn, nobody will believe that.
>if you get all the stars in Mario 64 the cannon outside of the castle will open and you at the top of the castle you will find Yoshi who will give you 100 lives
Fucking faggot
>>344940219
>thought the knee was a censored dick
Well, now i am even more angry
>If you jump into the blue warp in the deku tree while using a bottle filled with bugs in midair you will go into the ocarina animation.
>then you walk out of the boss room via the entrance door instead of walking and you will warp to the end of the game
Yeah get fucked kid, nobody believes your shit
