http://www.higherlowergame.com/
How far can you get, /v/?
got 3
quit
>>344875293
HOW CAN I BE SO HORRIBLE AT A GAME?
Also, what's with all these soccer players. That's just not fair.
>>344875293
ezpz
>>344875293
25 after a couple of tries
Cool idea for a game
>>344876195
Might be European made. Also the Euro Cup just finished so european players hits could be relatively high.
>>344876430
Makes sense. Fucking normies.
>12
>lost to penis being higher
kek I should have known.
13
albeit one of mine had the exact same numbers
>>344876195
The data is based on global monthly searches in 2015.
>>344876430
the data is from 2015 so it's misleading.
lost at 11 because i didnt know what wells fargo was
>>344875293
Man, people are fuckin' dumb.
>first question terminator vs YSL
what the fuck is YSL
10.
Fallout 4 is apparently more relevant than football.
>>344877084
Yves Saint Laurent
>>344876981
Lizard people
The fuck is Bupa.
28. Feels good.
>>344876861
Interesting. Guess I was lucky with the football players then.
This game made me realize that important issues aren't as relevant as celine dion.
You think they couldn't have picked a more unflattering picture.
>>344878057
Did they even pick them? If I were them I'd just have used the first google images result. Would fit the theme perfectly.
Help
>>344877307
Health Insurance iirc
>>344878235
what do you think, retard?
24
>mfw the next pick after poverty was greece
>>344878235
what did they mean by this
>>344875293
>trafficking has high results than best diet
calling bullshit
well?
>>344878235
illumi is obviously less
>>344878572
MUCH higher
>>344878464
People dont search best diet on google though, they probably do it on specialized sites
>>344878235
this shouldn't even be close, desu
>quaran vs bible
that would be interesting
>>344875293
>skins gif
my nigger
>>344878602
these numbers are all made up everybody go home
>>344878572
if bob dylan is that high, I'd go with dylan
Uhhh?
Uhhhh?
>>344878767
lower
>>344878767
lower
All those sports athletes, I hate sports so much.
What do you guys think?
>>344875293
We need a vidya version of this
>world of warcraft -vs- dark souls
really makes you think
Spirited Away (that gibli movie) has more search results than Jesus Christ.
Huh.
>>344878856
>>344878871
higher
>Hanukkah has more searches than "Strip Club"
God damn kikes
>>344878856
fuck, that's a tough one. if these results are based off last year, you should consider which one made a recent return, and how much of an impact did it have.
michaels is usually always coming back for texas trips. think he showed up with austin and mankind at one of the latest ppv, but bret hart's daughter is a diva..
>>344878856
Shawn because his music
this shit is so fucking rigged
>>344878767
Higher obviously
>>344878235
the one that really got me was quran vs isreal
>>344878871
higher, obviously
the only people that google slavery are /pol/tards trying to live vicariously through ancient slave masters.
>>344875293
Mariah Carey gets searched more often then the fucking pope?
got to 6
>Usain Bolt followed by KFC
Wish I got a picture
>>344879134
that seems highly unlikely. artist are usually searched on youtube, not google. she must've done something to put her name out there, but she's old and faded.
>gran torino has ~3x more monthly searches than LotR
yeah fucking right
>>344877307
>piano has 2 mil 240 k
>harley davidson has 2 mil 240 k
>heart disease has 140k
>comic book has 140k
>bruno mars has 2 mil 740k
>GSW has 2 mil 740k
so how do i win
>all these fucking sports players
i'm not a normie
>>344875293
>Refugee Crisis or Jeremy Clarkson
>sad pic of refugees
>clarkson with a giant fucking smile on his face looking in their direction
Should've capped it.
>>344878856
Screwed.
General rule off thumb is that words with more than 3 syllables get picked less often. Celebrities also always get high search numbers.
I got caught on terrorism, which isn't even searched that much, what the hell.
gonna need to ask the audience here
12 after a few tries. What the shit is a Dyson?
Hot strats: Google users don't give a shit about other humans, disasters, hunger, famine and whatnot.
>>344878706
of course they're made up. I've got 3x in a row 823,000
>>344879325
If it's Divegrass or Handegg related, always assume higher.
>>344879409
Because no one just searches 'Terrorism'
>>344879443
Dyson is a brand of vacuum cleaner
help
>>344879432
not even close
niche film at best
>>344879432
hard one, I'd say more perhaps ? It really is a great movie
>Lower or Higher
>Google : 930 million
vs
>Some fucking 80s celebrity
Yeah
>>344879432
Are you serious?
Lower. Much lower.
uhhhhhh....
>>344879409
They clearly don't aggregate anything it's explicit phrase search results.
So things like >>344879242 look silly because "Lord of the Rings", "lotr", "the hobbit", "fellowship of the ring", etc are not the same search.
There's absolutely no way people google more information about Gran Torino than LOTR every month.
>>344879573
lower. boomers don't search these artist, they already have them on vinyl.
>>344879603
Who the fuck googles google
I keep losing due to these goddamn sports faggots
>>344879443
Dyson is a line of overpriced vacuum cleaners.
Does anyone know the rules?
>>344879649
I just had "birth" too, does that only include people searching for only the word like retards or more specific stuff like, I dunno, water birth or something
>>344879674
thanks, here's the next one
I should be surprised, but I'm not.
This is the world we live in.
majority of people googling this shit can't even afford it.
what the fuck?
>>344879795
If you get equal search numbers you win no matter what.
>>344879259
I have no fucking idea. This game just shows to go ya how little we are actually aware of how popular things are outside of our own head.
>>344875293
>God has 823,000
>Luis Suarez, higher or lower
>Put higher because football is popular as fuck
>He has 823,000
>still counts as higher
Nice
i got 8 but what the fuck are these gifs in the background
>>344879767
no idea who peter kay is, but I'd probably go with him
>>344879795
>actual photo
>not silhouette
vince slipping
>>344879765
I know, it's confusing. Allah is greater than birth if anybody's wondering.
>Ice Hockey has 60,500
Did I miss something? Did hockey die at some point?
>>344879432
Porn is easily top 1, why would anyone need to ask
>>344879795
That's bizarre. You didn't even get a second option.
>>344878861
Dark souls
>>344879664
I guess that makes more since, it was "The Lord of the Rings"
just by including "the" in quotations results in half the results as without.
>>344879973
dude, hockey finals games have shit low ratings. a NBA playoff game(not finals game) beats out the NHL's championship games.
I bet even MLS has higher hits.
>>344878572
that fuckin image
>>344879973
People don't search "Ice Hockey", they search for "Hockey". Literally nobody outside of news reporters call it Ice Hockey.
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN TO RAISE THE FLAG
Really makes you think
really makes u think...
>>344875293
jesus christ what the fuck
fug
>>344880131
Even that's not true
"man I wanna find out the latest happenings in hockey, better google the fucking word hockey"
these statistics basically only come from 80 year olds, I wonder if "google" is the most googled phrase in this
>>344879973
People interested in ice hockey aren't just going to go onto google and search "ice hockey".
Where does it get the data from?
Thats the highest im gonna get some im done with it
>>344880091
>"Okay, now Ryan, get on top of Becky and place your should over her breast."
>"Good! - now Becky, I want you to close your eyes and grimace. Imagine his cock is destroying your insides"
>"Perfect!"
>>344875293
>average monthly searches
What is that supposed to mean?
>7
>lost on Karachi Bombings
>48 monthly searches
What fucking area are they using these from? Kansas?
>>344880226
>I wonder if "google" is the most googled phrase in this
Yes.
>>344879994
>Porn is easily top 1
This is a tired meme. The people who use the web for pornography are a small portion of users, mostly teenage men.
i have a score of seven but i dont know what Aldi is
reeeeeeeeeeee
damn me for being a european
6 after a whole fuckload of attempts. It's like my brain works completely opposite to normal people.
im stuck guys help
but i can stare at that image forever
>>344880406
Uh... no?
Does this game only use the exact search term? for instance if someone searches "one direction new album" will that still show up as as search for one direction?
>>344880226
Yes, "Google" has 930 million monthly search
>>344880226
>person opens their browser
>already set to google
>types google in the search bar
>different looking google page comes up
>now they can search
or for the people that aren't good with computers
>have a billion search bars installed
>type google into one of them
>the search bar is already google
I'm sure it happens a lot
>>344880426
>i dont know what Aldi is
>damn me for being a european
But Aldi is German.
Also it's possible the worst chain store in existence, so you're not missing out if you don't have them near you.
>>344880528
Yeah that's my point, computer-illiterates google google on google all the time
>>344880494
>>344880357
Amazing
Who the fuck is Ed Sheeran and why does he have over three million searches
>>344880406
you're wrong, but I'm sure people that search porn just go to one of their bookmarked sites. I can't imagine people typing "porn" into your browser. even before I started using sites, I would type in exactly what i'm looking for
>asian milf bbc facial
>>344880483
It might be hard to believe, but people stop watching porn as much after they pass through puberty. And women have little interest in porn in the first place. The most common content on the web is actually YouTube channels.
so this is YET another jewish data mining operation
i knew it
>>344880690
>>344880690
>he doesn't rub one out at least once or twice a day
>>344880406
>>344880690
It seems you got a bit lost in your first day on the Internet, here let me help you find you way back: www.facebook.com
>>344880690
Which, if the YouTube idol threads are any judge, are still just another excuse to jerk off.
>>344880690
My dad is in his 60s and he still looks at porn at night.
>>344880753
>law school has that many hits
who the fuck is googling this shit?
>>344880570
ah, i dont live in central europe so probably why i've never heard of it.
needless to say i didn't make it to 8
Got to 11, got defeated by guessing that "Jaws" has more searches than Zuckerberg.
That guy is actually correct though, only a miniscule amount of internet traffic is porn-related because people just keep it on their PC after they buy it, so it doesn't show up so much in searches or actual traffic
>>344880909
both are googled by the jews
>>344880909
40,000 is very low.
To be fair though I got some random bunker bombing with only 732 monthly searches.
>>344880873
>My dad is in his 60s and he still looks at porn at night.
>mfw superior high test genetics get passed down
>>344880658
in the top 5 most popular artists out today, dude. Especially in 2015
>>344880943
>Porn
>Buy
>>344881007
40,000 seems high for a subject like 'law school.
now I'm curious if 'lawyer' has more or less hits.
>>344876195
>he doesn't watch football
kek what a loser
>>344880690
Also speaking of internet porn, I have compiled a multireddit of such. It's a bit out of date, but the important subs are still active:
https://www.reddit.com/r/YesSheSquats+HighMileageHoles+AriaGiovanni+treatemright+anjelica_ebbi+SexyFrex+BustyPetite+buttsex+stacked+LipsThatGrip+gonewildcurvy+GWCouples+MyCherryCrush+firecrotch+boltedontits+curvy+passionsex+blonde+tinytits+suicidegirls+palegirls+brunette+facedownassup+pornvids+dirtysmall+christiangirls+boobies+legalteens+gonewild+nsfw+nsfw_nospam+rileyreid+ass+joymii+metart+Blowjobs+Celebs+GirlswithGlasses+Bottomless_Vixens+Amateur+legs+Upskirt+nsfw_gif+downblouse+AnalGW+ginger+realasians+xsmallgirls+realgirls+passionx+anal+WatchItForThePlot+Collared+petite+upherbutt+petitegonewild+Page3Glamour+buttsthatgrip+AsianOL+CelebsMX+burstingout+girlsfinishingthejob+gwcumsluts+cumsluts+altgonewild+pushing+buttplug+cumfetish+TheFullBush+throatpies+CumshotSelfies+AsianFetish+simps+GWNerdy+18_19+SexyButNotPorn+gtsim+wet+bootypetite+throatpies+Olga_Alberti+tailplug+freeuse+jilling+holdthemoan+titsassandnoclass+photoplunder+girlswithbarefeet+bodyperfection+Exotic_Oasis+polishnsfw+lesserknownpornstars+Exxxtras+trashyboners+JavDownloadCenter+eliza_cs+SheenaShaw+torpedotits+ContainTheLoad+darkangels+ravenhaired+oliveskin+gravure+womenofcolor+ComplexionExcellence+vickili+GemPlugs+sodomy+womenofcolour+EuropeanCuties+AnalOrgasms+analcowgirl+JapanesePorn2
I really need to redo some of these.
>>344881007
I got the same one friendo
>>344881108
"divorce lawyer" has 49k i think, had it 2 games ago.
>>344881080
not trying to defend his stupidity, but the porn industry makes billions each year. someone is buying this shit.
hell, if my income was better, I'd probably buy content from websites I really like, that are hard to find working links for.
Where are the videogames ?
oh shit.
>>344881096
Trumpet is probably at like 50k at best.
Lost my shit at the picture choice.
>>344881269
if results are monthly, the dress is lower.
that meme is done.
>Home Depot has 90K per month
>Princess Mononoke has 120K per month
Bull. Shit.
>>344881174
I don't know shit about reddit, is this basically just a compilation of a bunch of subreddits? Or is it users?
16, I guess not bad, I severely underestimated how much searched ADHD has.
>>344881335
I'm curious if these guys could sue for having their photo associated with ISIS.
>>344880609
i'd guess lesbian for sure.
Record low?
Ho boy.
>>344881367
subreddits
>>344881452
reddit the question
>>344881363
you're surprised by this? I'm surprised that it's only 120k, to be honest. those movies are constantly talked about on various animu boards.
fans of anime are almost always looking for new movies to watch that they've missed, and that's one of the big 3.
>>344881017
I'm adopted
Holyshit, that's the highest i've seen so far.
>Buzzfeed has 5mil a month
what the fuck is buzzfeed?
>>344881367
Subreddits. Kind of like browsing /r/all, it'll take the highest voted content from each as an aggregate.
Kids here give it shit, but it really is wonderful for amateur and free porn.
i'm done, got 17 at best. RNG game, would not recommend.
>it's a "second thing is some shit you've never even heard of so you hit lower but it has seventy trillion searches" episode
the fuck is a burberry
>literally just got 3 options in a row that were the exact same number
>>344881253
This is the videogames
>>344881403
ADHD is the meme illness of the day along with depression
>>344881547
lower
I'd love to see walmart -vs- amazon
What the fuck
Toy story 3 has four times more searches than Famine.
>comes up to someone I've never heard of
>guess low
>over 6 million searches
Guess Im out of the loop, and this has happened several times
>>344881501
>>344881596
Is it possible to filter for videos? I don't wanna see a million softcore albums or gifs
Also, is Aria Giovanni even still a thing?
t-thanks...
>>344881623
Look at this poorfag
>>344881660
>peppa pig
I bet this shit is Swedish
>>344881654
I never got porn and didn't read all the thread.
>>344881656
homophobia had only 90k.
>>344881596
What if I can't enjoy vanilla?
>>344881737
Go away, /fa/ggot.
>>344881537
>there's a WHOLE anime internet board that talks about princess mononoke, full of people that do nothing all day but google "princess mononoke"
You're 100% retarded if you think people google a barely-talked-about anime movie vs. the fucking Home Depot.
That's a tough one.
>>344881897
Indie doesn't have shit, only faggots google that
Oh boyyyyyyy.
>>344881897
I'd guess lower desu
>>344881737
What's her stand's ability?
this is a hard one
>Christiano Ronaldo vs Walmart
>put lower
>Ronaldo has like 3 million
>Walmart has 37 million
Jesus fuck
>>344881864
>a barely-talked-about anime movie
no, you're the retard.
>>344881812
Add your own. I edited out some of the more... niche subreddits, but all you have to do is add "+example".
>>344881721
It's just an example; you can make your own. But yes, there are a number of subreddits for videos.
Also, not as much as she used to be. I said it was old.
Why do people care about Saturn? Mid-tier planet at best.
>all these literally whos from Europe who keep popping up
>>344881948
>only faggots google that
I'm weeping.
>an entire religion BTFO by a meme movie
>>344881982
>140
Jesus, fucking nobody cares.
>>344882008
walmart is online shopping. you should've known better.
the way 2016 has been, I honestly don't know how to answer this one.
>>344881864
>implying the only people that talk about anime are /a/
>implying Princess Mononoke isn't very well known
>implying Home Depot isn't losing its popularity in recent years in favor of other stores
>implying the people who go to Home Depot regularly use the internet
Got to 8 on first try, guess more people are interested in FGM than personal assistants.
>>344882025
Saturn is also the name of a store-chain in europe.
Ebin, truly ebin.
>get to 13
>Kuala Lumpur vs Holocaust
>surely the holocaust isn't still a hot topic?
>choose lower
>lose
THE JEWS DID THIS
HOLOCAUST 2 WHEN
>>344882052
Even if you like indie shit, I highly doubt you googled indie to find it
>>344882207
Less
>>344882207
lower is my bet.
>FedEx at 612k
>Verizon higher or lower
>click lower
>Verizon has 612k
bullshit. i mean i get that these numbers are rounded to some degree, but that's way to specific to be chance.
>>344882271
I'm surprised that people correctly spell anonymous.
also, I wonder if 'brasil' is a more common spelling for searches.
>>344882337
Oh, good point.
>>344882368
>I'm surprised that people correctly spell anonymous
why would they need to? google autocompletes it for you
>>344882296
The fuck is Kuala Lumpur?
>State surveillance has less monthly searches than Apple
This game is trying to redpill me
>>344875293
>British Airways has more searches than God
the fuck?
>>344881993
i guess Game of Thrones has around 20 million searches. lemme know
>>344882462
Its a city you uncultured swine
Whoa...
>>344882462
>game about google searches
gee anon I really have no idea how you could find out what Kuala Lumpur is
is religion dying?
>>344882585
Higher, definitely.
>>344882052
i hate /mu/ and i still browse it. fuck you
shit taste all around over there.. except me ofc
This is why we'll never colonize planets.
SHUT IT DOWN
ok, i actually could use help here. i'd guess higher but i'm super unsure
>>344879573
Stop dicking around on the internet and finish your presentation ffs.
Nintendo BTFO.
Consumer goods reign supreme.
Uber celebs and major tourist destinations tied for a close second
>>344882736
high.
>>344879432
>all those unironic replies
top notch lad
>>344882668
/mu/ in one post.
>>344882743
I have that on my back. shit is the worst.
>ABBA vs Jimi Hendrix
>>344882736
>>344882767
high was right, 550k
>>344882368
Yup
>>344875293
This game makes me feel sad for humanity's future.
turns out Requiem for a Dream is still a very popular movie
>>344882917
ABBA if there is justice in the world.
you can't make this shit up
>>344875293
>artificial difficulty
I'm fucking done.
>>344883074
>penis
>not cock
can't blame the gays because I doubt they would search for penis.
>>344883047
HOLY KEKS
If there's one thing this thread taught me, then it's that a lot of people on /v/ lack basic common sense.
>hurr why is penis searched more than big brothe
Well does this pay per view main event higher or lower ?
>>344883060
terrible shooping skills
fuck, i guessed lower
>>344883241
higher
celebrities are almost always over a million, and he's in a new movie.
>>344883241
Higher, it's got over a million.
"Give a shit" levels are at an all time low it seems.
>>344883241
The Rock is really, really popular.
>>344883241
he's a big movie star, gonna be way higher
>>344883047
HOLY SHIT
And I thought mine was funny.
>>344883297
>elton john that high
shit man, I'm impressed. he's faded big time.
>>344883047
oh fuck
Its like poetry
>>344881450
>>344883047
wew lad
