Retarded weapons thread
>>344868503
I don't fucking care how goofy some of them look, i'm just glad its a main character that doesn't use a fucking SWORD.
>>344868503
serje was a fucking manlet
>>344868663
THIS, FUCKING THIS
Anything that breaks the sword using MC stereotype is good in my eyes. For all I care he could be swinging oversized spear with dildo on it and it would still be better than generic sword.
>>344868503
Since when is a double ended glaive considered retarded?
>>344868663
>>344869563
>>344869624
It's a double-sided sword, actually. So, even gayer.
>>344868503
I liked that stupid sound it made when it hit.
>>344869624
The pizza cutter judge sword doesn't count. You don't get to use it in the game.
Also Luso is bro tier. Actually play the game instead of looking at the picture
>>344869624
Nice luck build
>>344869624It's not a glaive, it's a sharpened oar.
>>344869852
>bro tier
>17
Looks like a shota to me, family.
>>344869713
It's a stave with blades you fucking retard.
>>344869713
It's actually not a sword at all. It's literally a weaponized oar, with the two wooden ends replaced with glaives, essentially. Either way, not a sword at all.
>>344868503
>>344868503
Someone please post that revolver cyborg with a barrel in his chest.
>>344869852
*Tips DS*
>>344869563
Check out Suikoden
>>344869218
There's no difference between this and a rifle with a bayonet attached in the real world.
And you can't prove me wrong.
obligatory
>>344870613
The gunblade doesn't fire its bullets, they're meant to vibrate the blade and make it stronger or something retarded.
The grip is also so garbage for use as a sword that the mocap actors couldn't even use the gunblade replicas and had to use straight sticks/batons instead.
>>344870454
Suikoden 2 is the only one that uses unique weapons. At least for the main character...
1 and 5 were staffs (5 had 2's secondary protag's folding staff, which isn't all that unique since suikoden 2 did it first), 3 and 4 were swords.
Tonfas are pretty cool tho
>>344870194
>a large blunt metal object is a retarded weapon
k
Kiseki games took five games until an MC who uses a sword.
It's a bubble blowerIt damages enemieswith its bubbles
>>344870675
>pure stainless steel
Gets me every time
>>344871304
>>344870675
>copyrighted
top kek
>>344871385
its STANLESS steel you fucking dummy
>>344870194
>>344870957
The Keyblade is awesome
The X Blade tho...
>>344870048
>>344870097
The game calls it a double-sided sword, dudes. It's still a stupid weapon anyways.
Granted, he's primarily a mage, but it's still fucking stupid.
>>344868663
Zidane uses daggers.
Suikoden 2 guy uses tonfas
Laharl is equally good with fists as with swords
Wild Guns have guns
Ark from Terranigma has a spear
Atelier girls have rods n shit
Max from Dark Cloud 2 has wrenches and hammers
>>344869741
It was actually really satisfying now that you mention it, even the quick, weak blow
>>344871612
>the keyblade is awesome
Anon, no.
>>344871635
PANCAKE TIME
>>344871304He's a Hamon userIt damages enemieswith its bubbles
>>344870026
>And next in "WEAPON OR SPACESHIP"
>>344871612
While I like the idea of some fancy bullshit weapon sprouting from two other weapons arranged together (if we're talking super high fantasy anyway), I don't think this is a great way to go about it.
>>344871226
Part of the reason I like Estelle is that her weapon of choice is a fucking staff.
>>344868503
But that makes sense. It's essentially a staff with blades. Also objectively one of the coolest types of weapons in videogames.
kingdom hearts has a lot of dumb weapons.
>>344871635
I think this is also pretty retarded
>>344871752and then dies
>>344870675
>So it's also like a partner to her the of touchest battles
>>344871889
Never got into KH, what part of that is he supposed to hold?
How does Monster Hunter do it?
Every weebshit game has swords with glowing, spiky, talking shit with a build in house and the lost souls of your dad who died from space AIDS
meanwhile Monster Hunter has perfectly designed weapons, each one unique and with lots of detail, yet NOT A SINGLE ONE in all games is overdesigned.
Perfection in weapon design Lads
>>344871914
How so? His arms are shackled, so he fights with kicks. Seems pretty sensible to me.
Though yeah, his shirt is stupid. Still one of the best characters in game though.
>>344868503
>5'7
Fucken manlet
>>344870759
Three was a knife. The other two people used swords.
>>344871986
its a guitar senpai, he plays it and the music summons water magic and clones, its about as a weapon as a mage staff
>>344871986
he plays it like a guitar and shoots from the pointy bitsit spawns sentient music notes
>>344871924CCCCCCHEEEEEEEEEEEEZARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>344870675
Is this person still around or finally grew up?
>>344871914
>Regrets killing people with his hands
>Keeps them chained to not use them for combat
>Just kicks them really fucking hard instead
Regal was a fucking champ despite his retarded reasoning. God damn just once I wanted to see him go full fucking bloody rage and use his fists on something.
>>344872004
More than half of that shit is just as fully fucking retarded as other "swords" posted, the only difference is these things are HUGE and HEAVY and the character actually takes a monumental effort to swing that bullshit around like a sharp club instead of dancing around like a magic fucking fairy.
>>344871914
Not more retarded than his outfit.
>>344872004
what do you think the writing says on that one?
>>344871986
It's a sitar, he's not much of a fighter, he plays it and controls water with magic.
>>344871304
>>344871528
>>344872032
He was a decent character until the sequel, where he was nothing but MY COMPANY MY COMPANY MY COMPANY
Honestly the whole ToS cast is fucking dogshit aside Sheena and Tenebrae.
>>344870957
a hammer is better at that job.
also
>blade
>>344872004
I want more bro talking weapons in games.
>>344871889
The chakrams are the most impractical weapons in kingdom hearts and are fucking retarded. Also the sitar is more of a tool of magic like zexions book
>>344872004
Don't kid yourself. While a lot of weapons in MH look cool, almost NONE of them are functional at all. Look at the shit in the very screenshot you losted, 90% of them wouldn't cut for shit because of the awkward shape of the blades having shit go everywhere.
>>344872237
Play Tales of Destiny.
Whole shitload of sentient swords that are characters in their own right and seem to like talking shit on the rest of the cast.
Dymlos is the man.
just play dynasty warriors
>>344872212
I never played the sequel, so I wouldn't know. From the sound of things not much was missed.
>>344872261
You do know chakrams are real weapons right? They might be more over the top in the game but everything is.
>>344870613
bayonet = actualy stab someone
gunblade = have fun shattering the blade and breaking your hand in the process
>>344872293
well, functionality is a whole other question, its about design here.
If we're talking functionality, you can put 90% of vidya weapons right into the trash.
>>344872516
I've never seen anyone actually use a throwing anus outside of that Xena TV series.
>>344872237
Lilarcor in Baldur's Gate 2 was great
>>344870675
Also obligatory
>>344872626
Well yeah we all use guns now.
>>344872912
>Likes: Jesus
>>344872912
>Something else but it's too offensive for DA lol.
Oh man, she's hardcore. Somebody has to stop this maniac.
>>344873270
what did she mean by this?
Will from Illusion of Gaia uses his flute as a weapon. I don't know what it's made from, but it never breaks.
>>344872912
>dislikes: people who judge art when they can't draw worth of shit
>>344870675
>>344872912
Is this meant to be a parody?
This is from a Dragon Age comic.
Go ahead, try to figure it out.
>>344872912
>hair color: jet black
>>344872912
>Hair color: Jet black
>Clearly redheaded
For some reason, that part bothered me the most.
>>344872912
>Likes Jesus
>Likes gays
We have to purify our lands soon
>>344872912
But can he beat Sigmario?
>>344873823
Is it meant to slide
>>344874046
>Likes gay guys
>dislikes Yaoi of Axel
I can see a liar a mile away and this bitch's pants just ignited
>>344872912
dragon haters is in there twice
>You can't use the scythe when you're a furry
Forever mad.
>>344872912
>Hair Color: Jet Black
Someone notify the colorist
>>344873823
looks like she stabbed xerself in the gut with the backward pointy bit
>>344868663
The fuck is wrong with swords bitch. Don't tell me you're a spearfag, nerd.
>>344868663
Why are there so few main characters that use an axe as a main weapon
>>344873823
The fuck is this garbage
>>344872912
>Dislike: Herms
TRANSPHOBIC GET OUT!
>>344873823
>swordaxe
And a "spear" in the handle.
>>344874769
because it's to manly for the current trend of feminine male characters that japan likes to churn out
>>344871304
Ohhhhhh, so that's whyMoses calls her Bubbles.
Wew lad I'm retarded.
>>344872004
MH is weird. Some are absolutely stupid like giant slabs of meat as weapons or swinging around animals trapped in cages, but some of them are surpisingly usable in real life. A big chunk of the smaller, faster weapons are reasonable. Look at this "bone kris" which is actually a kopis and shield with metal to increase durability on the edges.
>>344871924
>>344874961
oops
>ctrl+f : sword-chucks, 0 results
step it up senpai.
>>344872237
I'm with you man. Sentient weapons are probably the rarest trope.
>>344874961
Those weird ones are just joke weapon
>>344872237
I'm actually surprised at how rare this trope is.
>>344872912
>Created in 2001.
I can kind of excuse this.
>>344868503
Come on OP
Swallows are bretty cool
Pic related looks aight
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eP8bK1Y.png "latest[1].png")
No see the air holes make it go faster
>>344870613
Yes there is you dumb civilian.
A rifle has a stock and ample space for grip so you can actually fire the fucker, unlike that piece of shit that would be weighed down by it's fuckhuge barrel and has no way to support it as either a sword or a gun.
Not to mention a bayonet on a rifle is basically for stabbing fuckers and then pushing them away to shoot them, and not whatever the fuck that thing is meant to do.
>>344877171
Come on man, I saw that b8 a mile away. Why'd you take it?
>>344870026
Holy shit I didn't know there was a worse sword than that kingdom Hearts o e
>>344870675
Where do you hold it?
>>344876556
I loved how a silhouette of Masamune appears behind Serge when you use Flying Arrow with that weapon. It was a neat little detail.
>>344869624
Most over designed shit I've ever seen
>>344873823
A shitty switchaxe?
>>344871612
>>344870026
I stand corrected the key blade actually looks good compared to this
>>344871635
He uses it to focus when casting. We'll just say the ball is magic and call it a day.
>>344874769
Why are there so few lolis that use an axe as a main weapon?
>>344869218
>he doesn't know about the pistol grip
>>344878962
Who is that? Why can't other lolis be like her she might just be thw only loli I will ever actually like
Kind of a stretch here, but my man Arthur uses a Lance as his primary weapon.
>>344877580
For sure anon I agree
>>344872237
Legend of Legaia had sentient semi-weapon in the Ra-seru that were used byt the main party and antagonist.
>>344873447
Oh yeah. You could use it like a magnet or something when you twirl it right?
>>344879015
so comfy
>>344879616
Yeah, but the hero still used swords in his other hand (although he still kinda punched with it).
>>344871924CHEESE AAAAAAH
>>344871924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsJeQWZqCpU
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>344880584
He used daggers.
>>344872004
>perfection
>literally the ten commandments on a stick
>>344879346
That's not retarded, that's fucking cool.
>>344880584
Yeah, but that was more of a secondary weapon they used in their off hands. More like knives and clubs and shit. The Ra-seru themselves were used by the dominant hand and turned into things like punch daggers and spiked maces. Plus the sentience that the anon requested.
>>344878529
it's not a ball,it's a moogle pom.
>>344872143
>>344872912
>>344870675
I assure you, she's still around. And just as obnoxious.(09:35:56) (You see Sapphirus.)
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>>344872148
if he did use his fists, he would kill everything. the part were they break out of prison proves that.
>>344881081
>team mystic
Kekus maximus.
>>344874769
Axes get stuck compared to swords that cut cleanly(in animuland).
>>344881081
>Furcadia
laffle
raffle
>>344881081
I was going to question how old the post was you were quoting, and then I read the last few words. I can't believe this is the same person.
>>344881321
>can devestate anything with just one fist
>shackles his fists together into some kind of double fist super weapon
the kicks are merely a ruse.
>>344870675
>>344872912
>>344881081
>HeraldofTzeentch.jpeg
>>344879781
Yeah, it could push/pull objects
>>344871889
>yfw DANCE WATER DANCE
>>344868503
>>344870751
>has never seen a fencing grip
Competitive fencing sometimes uses even more pistol grip like hilts. So your story sounds like bullshit.
Ff8 gunblades are still dumb though.
