>game counts total play time when paused
>pause is a button other than start or select
>pausing doesn't freeze the game
>game can not be paused normally.
>pressing the PS/XBOX button does
>esc closes the whole game down
>press start to continue
>press x
>you continute anyway
>game counts total steps taken
>it's only important in one very specific part of the game
>>344856664
>Pressing start doesn't pause during the cutscene, it skips it.
>Bonus points for any other button skipping
>closing the game when you're going to be idle for a while because you don't like to inflate playtime even though it takes ages to exit and start-up because of all the sign in bullshit
Fucking Dark Souls.
>Press esc
>Game resets to menu
>pausing takes more than a second to load
>>344858254
i like the part where he showed DC a martha kent with gigantic tits
>>344857412
What's the deal with this?
>>344856664
>pause the game
>game pauses
>>344858497
>french chinese
>loading screen displays written content
>Doesn't give you a continue button so you can finish reading it before the game starts again
>Can't pause the cutscene
>Unless you press the PS button
>>344858779
Nier
dumb neanderthal spongeposter
>>344856664
Fuck off back to facebook, normalshit.
>>>/facebook/
>game captures disturbing image when paused
>344858779
Dragon Age: Origins
Dunno about other DA games, but there's no chance in hell to read any of the texts within the few seconds
>>344858779
>tfw the game loads up so fast that you can't even read a single word
>Pause game
>Music still plays
>pausing the game
>>344860476
Worse is when there's still movement in the pause menu.
>>344856664
>playing through metal gear rising again to get the all-codec-calls-heard achievement
>listening to codec calls during a paused game counts towards your time taken because they give you hints sometimes or some shit
>no chance of S rank in any possible encounter
>Pause game
>Dynamic textures continue to move, water shimmers etc.
>>344859092
>Those fucking batwings
Absolutely disgusting
>>344856664
Undertale thinks it took me like 5 hours to complete because of this
>right click takes you out of the lobby
>>344856664
>game doesn't pause when pressing home button
RE6 on PS4 fucked me up so much
>in-game band has two drummers
>B is continue and A takes you backwards in a menu
>>344856664
>game tracks negative stats
>Pause in GTA:V Strip Club
>For roughly 2-3 hours my profile said I was online in a strip club.
>>344856664
>Trophy/Achievement for dying
i fucking hate that.
i lost, i died, no need to reward that, idiotic devs.
>>344864227
I hate that shit too. Especially if its for dying some truly retarded way.
>>344858960
that spongebob reaction picture has been posted here for years befor it became a facebook meme you autist
>game track how many children you have
someone remember the times when people actually disliked achievements?
>>344857619
The only things I can't identify are the pink ribbon and the tiny skull pin in the hair.
Help me please /v/
>>344864798
yeah that was when they were new and every achievement was either "Tutorial complete" or "Kill 10000000000000000 dudes with a pistol"
nowadays at least some are fun to get
>>344856664
>game only counts play time if you are moving during match
>it doesn't count loading screens, matchmaking time, prematch countdown when you are dead etc
>game tells you you have 150 hours in while it is more than 400
>>344857619
MundaneMatt and that shit that goes on chocolate easter bunnies.You're welcome.
>>344864661
And its posted by the OP because he is an oldfag right?
You scum make me sick.
>>344864869
remember the times when people did stuff that wasn't needed for achievements? just because it was fun doing it?
WoW is the best example, LFD/LFR didn't kill WoW
it was the achievements because they killed all fun things the community did for the sake of fun(like races across the whole world, naked-dungeon-runs etc)
>>344865019
>LFD/LFR didn't kill WoW
wrong
>press start
>start doesn't work
>you have to press A
>>344865085
so you never played WoW before achievements came out
>quit to main menu
>exit to windows
>press any button
>press power button
>game switches off
Wooooooooow
>>344865201
I played ever since it got live my man
>>344864839
Skull is Yoko's from Gurren Lagann.
>>344865271
and you didn't notice the sudden decline of community-created events as soon as achievements hit?
>>344864839
It's some shit like card captors or pretty cure
>>344865320
no, because many achievements were just more reason to get together and do them with firiends and the guild
>no option to quit to windows while in-game
>quit to menu
>have to go online
>exit to windows
>>344857590
Name one fucking game where how many steps you take fucking matters.
I don't fucking mean one section, I mean where it's a fucking mechanic for you to know your god damn steps.
>>344865386
:^)
>>344864661
It, quite literally, has not, fampai sensei-kun desu.
>start doesn't pause
>select doesn't pause
>have to press home button to pause
>>344865519
good to know you have nor actual retort
>>344865845
As soon as people got the achievements they all stopped giving a shit about doing anything outside of normal LFD shit.
>>344865432
>>344865432
Dark Souls 3
>Start
>Quit
>AltF4
>>344866120
prove it then
>>344865432
>MGRR
>start
>quit to main menu
>yes i am sure
>loading
>intro scene
>start
>choose profile
>yes i know game uses autosave
>loading
>quit to desktop
>yes i am sure
PPPLLLAAATTTIIINNNUUUMMM
>>344856664
What emotion exactly is this meme image meant to convey?
>>344865265
WOOOOOOOOOW HE'S NOT EVEN GOOD
ONLINE LAG
ONLINE FIRE BALL
ONLINE DRAGON PUNCH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW KID YOURE NOT EVEN GOOD
IM PRESSING THE BUTTONS LOOK AT THIS
>>344864925
I Lex Luthor supposed to be black in that cartoon, or is he just brown?
>>344865517
Pokémon go?
>>344867119
picking from that list; surprise, fear, embarrassment, paranoia, and doubt
though i don't know the context, i'm going to say it can be described as caveman spongebob suddenly feeling outcast or betrayed by his surroundings as the world changes around him
>>344858325
pausing and unpausing takes a total of 8 seconds.
>>344867795
pretty sure he's just tan. i don't remember him being that way in the old superman comic books, but i guess a multi-multi-multi-billionaire can afford a holiday.
show seems to love playing them minorities in. still, least it's not marvel.
>>344865517
SMT Nocturne
>>344858779
Fucking Dark Souls again.
>>344858779
Nearly every game released before 2010 that I play does this.
>game install screen displays lore text content
>game installs so fast it's impossible to read
>>344865234
>>344865432
>it's an alt-f4 doesn't work for the game episode
>>344865517
Harvest Moon
>>344857619
This
hate the feeling of having to do a gamble and risk skipping a cutscene just to find out if I can pause
>>344871524
Some shit that should be REALLY fucking obvious. It's been done enough times and makes the most sense.
>>344865740
It has.
>game counts total play time when in launcher
>>344874314
>game continues counting hours after it has closed
>>344874130
Prove it shitlord.
>>344865517
Final Fantasy VI you nigger.
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Traveler_(ability)
