I guess I just don't get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMd0kSWYfks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H57rzPeoNms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3gJzWmbBJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWez6b3cgRQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa2soMjXCTg
you and me both, buddy
>>344855886
Me neither anon, I've played pokemon up untill xy but this I just don't get.
I thought people don't see the same shit in their games?
>reposting this thread
Normie FAGGOTS
ITT: fatties
>>344856060
so what?
>>344855886
Time to retire, gramps.
>>344855886
Nintendo is cancer
Shows you just how bored/tired/disgusted people are with reality.
Thanks a lot, late capitalism.
>>344856060
>he thinks walking around like a retard make him look good
>not doing a proper work out
>wasting your time on shit cardio
lmao
VIDEO GAMES
>>344856138
>Shows you just how bored/tired/disgusted people are with reality.
>
>Thanks a lot, late capitalism.
what did he mean by this?
>>344856182
>what did he mean by this?
what did he mean by this?
>>344856158
hey if you're fat, you gotta use that opportunity to walk around a lot for 2 or 3 years
then when you finally decide to get swole, you'll have killer calves
>>344855886
i'll play it when the popularity dies down and i can catch pokemon in peace
>>344855886
Will Pokemon Go be the most successful video game of all time passing LoL, CoD and even Tetris?
>>344855886
humanity was a mistake
>>344856236
Why not just start working out you tard or if you really want to lose weight go jogging.
>>344856341
cause it's hard as shit to get good calves, duh
>>344855886
i see all these articles about how pokemon go is helping people with their anxiety and depression, but being in the middle of whats these videos and photos would probably give me a panic attack, or at least very close to one.
>>344856341
i'm gonna die at 30 anyways
genetics is a bitch
>>344856272
Probably. I expect many video game companies to shift to mobile gaming because of it.
This may be a good thing. All the shit companies like Nintendo/EA/Activision who are just trying to make a quick buck will no longer pollute the core market and we might start seeing quality titles instead.
>>344856391
>get good calves
What. How fat are you?
>>344856423
pussy
>>344856272
>pokemon go
>video game
>>344855886
>not getting vidya
Growing old a bitch, innit gramps?
>>344856423
>genetics
>>344855886
its just normies jumping on the latest trend like always. They dont give a shit about pokemo go and will drop it for something else in a few weeks.
However, there are also socially isolated nintendrones defending it simply for the fact that nintendo is making money off it. Its unfortunate that shit like this convinces publishers to develop on mobile, its a total gamble and 99% of the time is a flop. so hopefully they dont get any ideas after this
>>344856341
if fatties didnt have a problem to just go out and do cardio they wouldnt be fat
its all about that motivation man, gotta lure em in with Pokemon first
>normies become the new losers
>basically become nerdy shut-outs
>roneryfags are now the new alphas and will be used as breeding stock for future generations
>yfw you lived to witness the extinction of normies
>>344856520
>hurr durr go work out
>doesn't know shit about being /fit/
fuck off skelly
and I'm not fat, I'm saying that's what fat people should do
>>344856520
I'm a programmer and being 260 doesn't get in the way of riding the bus to work or sitting on my ass for ten hours a day. When I go insane and die of a heart attack in a few years, my weight is probably gonna be the last thing on my mind.
>>344855886
it's just normalfags trying to "le look at me cute pokemon aren't I nerdy?" I bet 3/10 of those people are the only one who actually knows pokemon, and rest are just faggots want it because of cp or realize it's an evolved pokemon.
>>344856060
>shuffling around with your face in your phone is a work out
christ what a typical nintendrone
>>344856610
this shit will be forgotten within 6 months, a year at most
all that literall cancer that the electro Smog will be causing
GLORIOUS!
Read a few articles over the night about businesses taking advantage of their place being a Pokestop by offering discounts to Pokemon Go players if they stop in and buy something.
Sounds like a win-fucking-win for everyone.
>>344856610
Sure thing man, all those Chads catching a few pokemans because they played it on the GBC back in the day totally stop socializing
>>344856623
>fuck off skelly
I'm probably more ripped than you nigger.
>>344856746
yet you don't know shit about aesthetics
>>344856701
>20 years later people willing shelled out money to buy VC releases of Pokemon RB/G/Y as well as SE 2DS with the games installed already
>thinks a free mobile game with only 1/5th of the current Pokemon available and updates to come will be dead in a year
TORtanic really fucked up /v/ in a bad way.
>>344856568
Yeah genetics ain't why I'm fat, I'm fat because I eat fast food three times a day. My mental health is fucked and I'm gonna lose my shit sometime in the next five years.
>>344856697
More of workout you're getting there, fatty.
>>344856272
No thats probably candy crush or one of the other awful mobile apps that has been around longer
>>344856516
Companies wont shift to mobile. Theyll just continue to dabble in it. The people making the business decisions are smart enough to realize that mobile games are a total gamble since the market is so saturated in shit, and theres no real way to make your game stand out due to the limitations of a smart phone as a system, so all they can do is rely on a brand. Which is why the pokemon go that came out first and didnt have the pokemon trademark flopped. Companies will develop apps for mobile, yes, because theyre cheap and easy to make. But theyre just throwing darts at a dartboard hoping for a quick payoff while they will continue focusing on their dedicated markets where making a profit isnt a game of chance
>mfw that preview with everyone in Time Square battling MewTwo wasn't fake.
>>344856857
If you're self aware of your situation why not change it?
>>344856610
then... you are the new normies, dont you see?
there must always be a normie
>>344855886
I love how a new resurgence of Pokemon fans has turned this place into /v/ - the elderly
>>344856898
What is there to change, and how would that change better me?
i fucking hate normies.
how can people be so souless.
tfw the only time I play is at work, level 6 so far just sitting at a desk in the military doing jackshit as usual, I was playing summoner wars before this
>>344856857
damn nigger just apply for trade school or drive a lyft and make an easy $25 with no interview or hassle. Stop eating fast food and eat and drink anything thats green. Use pokemon go to make friends. walk around more. get some sun. take theanine supplements
>>344857042
>playing shitty mobile games in the first place
kys
>>344856896
>mfw Niantic could just do ''events'' in big cities where they place a gym with an unglodly strong pokeymon and whole crowd go to fight it, and should they win they get to capture him afterward
>mfw you could pull equivalents to the Splatfest where different team battle for small prizes to keep the game fresh
They hit fuckign jackpot, the possibilities are incredible
>>344856880
nintendrones attempting to talk shit is too pathetic to be funny if im being honest
>>344857112
no fuck off with your cancer
dealing with normies like you is enough
>It's a "jaded, self-proclaimed "real gamers" complain about the boogyman known as 'normies'" thread
>>344856138
does anyone have that columbine webm edit where it is edited to Dr Mario?
>>344856138
i do drugs instead if i want to see shit that isnt there
i knew a zombie apocalypse was coming, but i didn't expect it to look like this
You are guys are pathetic. Making fun of people for having fun while you sit alone in your room making fun of them for doing the same thing you are, just in a slightly different form. Likely all fat and or lazy too.
>>344855886
I am rather glad they have postponed releasing it in Japan now.
>>344856272
>tetris
I dont think you even know how popular tetris is
The number of people playing Go is a fraction of the number of people who have played tetris
>>344857167
let them have their little rant, it's the only thing that keep them alive. If they kill themselves then we'll have to clean up their rooms and nobody wanna deal with that
>>344857167
I dont even know where this thinking could have come from. Do you think pokemon go is the most popular game in the world because basement dwelling neckbeards are playing it? All normie means is casual, or someone who doesnt know much or care about video games
>>344855886
take your shitty ass pokemon threads to the containment board. thanks desu senpai.
>>344857052
I already went to trade school and make well over $25 an hour as a vidya programmer. Fast food tastes good, though that makes it sound worse than it is. It's been ages since I've touched chain joints like mcdonalds are burger king, but I eat a couple sushi rolls and a mods pizza pretty much every day. It would be more accurate to say that I eat out five days a week.
My friends are my colleagues. We suffer together and we drink together.
>sun
>seattle
I am not the average basement dweller, I spent years working towards my career after coming to terms with my inevitable early demise. I COULD just be living off government bucks in a dark apartment somewhere and weigh twice what I do now, but that sounds like a terrible way to live.
>>344857237
tetris is also approximately 2000 times older.
I doubt they'll reach tetris number, but then again likely nothing will ever
>>344856918
>If you kill him, you'll be just like him!
Now I understand.
>>344857076
it's the only time I can do things at work, I can't whip out a ds you dumb nig, kys
>>344857248
>If they kill themselves then we'll have to clean up their rooms
>we
>he literally perceives video games as an "us vs them" scenario
kill yourself immediately you immense autist
>>344857237
Tetris has been around for 30 years. Pokemon Go had been available for what, 2 weeks? You can't even make the comparison.
>Normie Go
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>344857301
you sound like an edgy, whiny baby
>>344857167
>It's a "smug casual faggot comes to shitpost on a mongolian basket weaving discussion circle to feel superior to someone for once in his pathetic life" post
>>344857397
>Normie Go
>>344857432
What on earth could be edgy about me admitting to being a normie?
I don't understand you people anymore.
>>344857369
People aren't going to be playing Pokemon Go 30 years from now
>>344857363
No, i'm working for a cleanup company, mostly water damage due to floods, but wealso handle insalubre abandonned buildings once in a while.
I've cleaned up an appartment rented by Haitians, i've smelled and seen stuff that no ordinary human should experience
I don't see a problem with this. People are out and about, and interacting with each other no less. Kinda neat that a game can do this.
Of course I wouldn't play it myself since the only good part about Pokemon is the battling, but I can see the appeal.
>>344857506
Did anyone suggest they would?
>>344855886
I don't get it either.
Is only one able to catch a pokemon present there?
Can't wait for the first retard to die because he went somewhere he wasn't supposed to because he was looking for a pokemon.
>>344857486
Piss off
can we move this shit to /soc/ already?
>>344857561
please do, it's not like you are talking about videogames anyway. I'm sure they can accomodate a few more angry autist down there
Yeah me neither. I played Pokemon my whole childhood but I don't get the hype for GO
>>344857486
They blame their failure at life on others rather than themselves. Being a "normie" isn't an insult to normal members of society, it's just a way of losers trying to cope with reality to stop them killing themselves.
>>344857218
I read my bank account summary LEL.
>>344857541
>Will Pokemon Go be the most successful video game of all time passing LoL, CoD and even Tetris?
I'll download poke go If they add pvp battles, and offline mode.. I don't want to spend all my data on that crap
>>344857543
>Is only one able to catch a pokemon present there?
No, though once the first person catches it, it goes on a timer until it despawns.
>>344857561
There's already a /soc/ thread
>>344857167
It's 'normalfags', actually. Kiiiiiiinda showing your newfag there but I'll let it slide for now.
>>344855886
This is BONA-FIDE fucking autism - these people are RUNNING for a digital piece of code.
>>344856893
>>344856516
Hopefully some of them will and will fail badly and go out the face of this Earth forever.
I don't know either, I thought the Pokemon craze had ended 10 years ago.
I guess a wave of nostalgia is running through the millenials right now? Either that or Nintendo invested into conducting some big marketing events to lure the minecraft autist spergs out with promises of that rare MEWTWO
>>344855886
THEY'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING NORMIES
>>344857727
So pretty much never then.
Not that it matters, no one will notice your absence.
I feel like Pokemon Go actually had a lot of potential to be something cool, if they had just taken the mechanics from one of the actual games, but with the setting being the real world.
As it stands it's fun to pedal around on my bike and see what pops up, but it gets really annoying (and boring) really fast. It doesn't help that it's such a blatant "publicity stunt". It's just enough Pokemon to get people who grew up on it hooked again, without being good enough to prevent them from shelling out for Nintendo hardware to play the real games.
>Even /pol/ thinks it's pretty cool
This is literally the only place on planet earth that hates Pokemon Go.
>>344857843
well go suck a huge cock then
>>344855886
>tfw i wanna join them but my phone is incompatible with the app
>>344856893
To smart for this thread
>>344857771
it's easier to get people to do what you want than you think. This is just step one in mass behavioral control through augmented reality.
Schizophrenia becomes real through technology.
The masses will suffer under mass virtual reality enabled hallucinations.
Anyone familiar with postmodern philosophy will understand what I'm talking about
The hallucination has taken control
This is how we take control of the hallucination.
>inb4 wtf are u talking about? we just play it cause it's fun
I know
I know that's why you play it
>>344856138
>Thanks a lot, late capitalism.
Capitalism is why you have pokemon, pokemon go, and stupid iphone you use it on
>>344855886
What's there to get? You either enjoy it and want to play it or you have no interest.
>>344856520
spent 2 years at college walking at least an hour a day up and downhill among other trips to and from town, at ~70+kg/6'4 it still doesnt offset the fact that i spend so much out of my day sitting down that what fat i have generally pools around my thighs and calves
im gonna need some crazy exercise and /fit/ tips to get any definition with my current lifestyle, just being fat is only so many cases for having nondefined legs
ayy
>>344858027
>Psychology textbook written by No Land White.
you can't make this shit up.
>>344856610
there are no more 'losers' in that context
the very concept of 'being a normie' or a 'loser' is merging as we speak
>>344857651
Alcohol helps just about everything.
>>344858143
you don't honestly believe there is a massive conspiracy against white people do you?
>mfw lost 15lbs in 3 weeks
>mfw don't even have pokemon go
just stop eating carbs you fat cunts
>>344856060
If anything it's the complete opposite.
I've been walking a lot more just to hatch a 10km egg.
>>344855886
I almost want to download GO just to be one of the cool kids but I know it'll be like that Ed Edd and Eddy episode where they were always behind on every fad.
>>344858027
I doubt it's a government psy-op given that Nintendo is a japanese company but I'm sure this game has the spooks salivating at the possibilities of the kind of social engineering that can be done with such a simple concept.
>Need a huge tragedy to distract from something else important
>place desirable thing in game to get people to congregate in one place
>wannabe islamic bomber you've been grooming is also sent there
>BOOM, hundreds dead, boo hoo nation am cry, distraction achieved, also creates leverage from reduction of civil liberties because reactionary fascism is always the goal with this shit
>inb4 MUH TINFOIL
>be 30
>finally realize I'm old now and no longer get what the kids are into these days
>I-I-ITS CAUSE OF LE 90's MILLENNIALS GEN 1
Anon this shit is fucking everywhere. Half the people I talk to all say the same "Oh yeah I really don't know gen 1 pokemon/never played pokemon that much." This is strictly a walking app that you can easily play with other people. I've gone out several times now with different people and we had a blast. No one gives a fuck that the game sucks or that its muh pokemon. Literally the only people who have a problem with this app is shut in losers who can't even talk about a fucking app to people. So stop projecting your "Fatties" and "lol autist" just because you are a fat autist.
>>344858241
>that photo
This timeline is the best timeline.
>>344856272
The most successful video game of all time is Minecraft.
Face it /v/, you are just cynical and the magic of video games is dead to you.
Clearly running around outside is not "normal". No true "normies" are playing this, it's just those of us in our mid twenties that grew up during Gen one. This is as close as we have right now to what we dreamed of doing as kids.
>>344858215
no, professor of course not, please don't put me in your little report book, I'll be good.
>>344857904
More salt than the dead sea
>>344858171
>the very concept of 'being a normie' or a 'loser' is merging as we speak
No, you fail to understand the point.
The normies will become poor and destitute as their culture of celebrating stupidity gains them little well being in the information age.
The culture of "the (intellectual) beautiful ones" will earn us money and power setting us apart form the down trodden masses.
We will become the new cool
We are the new cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM
>>344858215
Not just whites, as zionism regards all gentiles (aka, races and cultures that aren't them) as little more than sentient cattle who exist for their benefit
We're in the middle of a global scale culture war being waged on everyone by them. You mean you really can't see how forced all the multiculti, crossbreeding, social justice muh pronouns transotherkin bullshit we've been dealing with the past few years is?
>>344857887
I'd have it no other way.
>>344858296
There's nothing to get. It's brand recognition. The game has hardly any gameplay and only like 40 pokemon. It's a free to play game available on smart phones. The popularity isn't surprising, it's literally another flavor of wii fit. After a month or two no one will give a shit.
>>344856158
cardio is the best thing for your heart
enjoy dying of a heart attack by 40 lardass
>>344856630
Apidose tissue and insulin levels...trigger of inflammation response = neuronal degradation over a lifetime...
Just get fit you fat fuck. You're a fucking retard if you think you actually want to be 260 over being a healthy weight and being able to see your penis when you shit.
>It's so hard
Dude. Dude. Eggs, milk, and cheese. You cannot overeat as long as you stick to fats and proteins.
Bread makes you fatter than butter ever will.
>>344858296
How hard is it really to get? It's a game where you can catch creatures by walking around real world locations and can battle them at gyms to get your name on them.
How is that hard to understand the appeal of? I swear you fags are just saying this shit so you can feed into your ego and convince yourself that you're above it all.
>>344858291
The classes of people in society is going to widen and become even more radical as new forms of control are created
>>344858489
Not really. Weight-lifting plus intermittent fasting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cardio in a fucking heartbeat.
You forget that the dietary dogma of the past half-century has been formulated by retards, both metaphorical and more likely, literal.
When you got the most out of touch man on Earth talking about this.
You now that Pokemon GO is insane
>>344858338
>Minecraft and Pokémon Go is the most successful video games of all time
>>344858420
>We are the new cool
The new cool is liberal arts degree having "nerds" that are nerds because they wear horned or thick rim glasses glasses, vote straight ticket democrat, and tweet and blog a lot. That's what it means to be "nerdy," to have a smart phone and use it a lot.
>>344858594
you just went full bro-science
never go full bro science
Exercising your heart by putting under stress by running or swimming or whatever will increase it's strength given intermittent times of rest
>>344858636
The ghost of Chris Benoit?
>>344858589
It's hard to get if you have goals and realize that being a walking data collection unit for Nintendo is the most fucking retarded waste of neurons. Unless it teaches you not to be so fucking retarded in the future.
>>344858701
CARDIO IS BRO-SCIENCE YOU FUCK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
over half of medical research results can't be replicated. OVER HALF OF MEDICAL STUDIES ARE THE FUCKING EQUIVALENT OF BRO SCIENCE.
this is absolutely insane
>>344858352
>Clearly running around outside is not "normal". No true "normies" are playing this,
Sure they are. You don't have to run or even be outside in order to play this. I walked around midtown NYC yesterday and saw dozens and dozens of normies playing this. I'm talking office workers, dudebros and grown ass women. Central park was filled with hundreads of people playing it too, both normies and autists.
>>344858296
>be 6
>don't get what kids are into, just want to play legos
>be 12
>don't get what kids are into, just want to play age of empires
>be 18
>don't get what kids are into, just want to keep meeting tomboy chick next door for dryhumping and play quake 3
>be 25
>don't get what anyone around me is into, just want to try out new games
>be 30
>finally realize that people are not into anything, they just love groupthink and are trying to imitate everyone else around them so they don't feel alone and unloved
>>344858642
When I say cool I mean having money and power, not being a wageslave and following cultural trends in a desperate attempt to fit in enough to get laid.
I don't care what the losers who work at my starbucks call themselves, they work for me.
Women love money more than they love someone hip and with it.
>>344856138
>posted from a modern communication device thats able to connect the world together that would have never been achieved if it wasn't for capitalism
>>344858701
>>344858489
You're not going to become healthy because you walked for however long this fad lasts, anon. You'd have to lose all of that weight and keep it off.
>>344858636
>normie "sports" figure talks about normie shit
wew
>>344858594
>intermittent fasting
you sure went stupid quick
>>344858798
>another "i'm better than these sheeple" post
Popular things get brought to other people's attention anon and then they try it out because it's popular; this is why popular things are popular and why people like them, retard. It has nothing to do with groupthink.
>>344858812
You could make that same argument about the bubonic plague.
>>344858548
>over a lifetime
Yeah I don't got that time. I think good enough as is and in ten years you win. Mental/physical health defects override my ability to care about that. Now that I'm actually thinking about it and someone is berating me for being a lazy fuck who would rather eat out than make food, I'm not happy with that. It's too easy to not be fat and I've failed at that for a very long time. I also really miss my penis.
I never said it was hard, so I have no idea who you are quoting for that. It is possibly the easiest thing that any living person can do next to breathing and blinking.
I also kinda know that bit. Rice, beans, veggie, chicken, egg, milk, broth, other meats.
>>344858851
>Wrestling
>Sport
>>344855886
im so sad it doesn't work in korea. apparently because of fucking bullshit anti-mapping laws limiting the ability/mapping of Googles Maps.
which is ironic because it reportedly works in north korea, and there are even spots to check out there. idk if there are gyms, maybe at the people's assembly, kek
>>344858894
What's stupid. Tell me. Tell me how our ancestors ate continuously all fucking day long while every other animal has separate metabolic pathways that regulate autophagy ,and a shitload of other shit, dependent on a "fasted" or "saited" state.
I really fucking want to know.
>>344858918
I'm not better than them. They are happy and I'm not.
>>344858851
>>344858636
>thinking vince mcmahon knows how to tweet
>thinking vince mcmahon would install a meme app on his phone
I bet you think shillary is spewing all those 4chan memes on her twitter too.
>>344858982
>"sports"
>>344858918
It has everything to do with group think
What you described is literally group think.
Pokemon go provides literally no value. It is a simple novelty and not even a fully developed game.
It was made for the masses of easily manipulated millennials whose income is in the 15-50k a year range. They do it because they want to be hip.
They are losers. simple as that, just because there are more losers in the world than not losers doesn't change the fact they are losers.
>>344856236
former fat as fatass here. i definitely have huge, chiseled calves that all the chad thundercocks are jealous of
>>344859023
Yeah apparantly there's a pokestop near the DMZ
>>344855886
I might be down with a Fatal Frame type game like this. Like it only works at night, and in cemeteries or something.
>>344858851
>wrestling
>sport
>>344855886
>Literal Zombies.
Normies with smart phones were bad enough before this.
>>344859114
I should change my last name to thundercock.
>>344856857
LOL yeah, good one, fuckin bitch. just do it now and get it over with.
>>344858737
>if you have goals
Project harder my man. Your legitamately angry about the popularity of a mobile game. Think about that.
>>344858027
>i know better than you, sheeple.
The Iphone you used to dig up that info is already sending meta-data to a bunch of datacenters payed for the NSA.
get real for a second, poser. Sage.
>be fat
>cant play pokemon go without passing out
>shitpost on /v/ about how much you hate normies and pokemon go
FUCK YOU CHAD
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
>>344859098
>It was made for the masses of easily manipulated millennials whose income is in the 15-50k a year range.
Yeah nah, I saw people in suits and office attire playing the game in my city's financial district. It's also extremely popular with asians for some reason. If you see an asian person under the age of 60 fiddling with a smartphone in their hand there's a 90% chance they're playing pokemon go
>>344859254
we aren't angry, were all enjoying our circle jerk and hug box about how we are smarter than the people having fun outside.
>Friends are getting into it because it's Pokemon
>That very small handful of people who hate the game because "they're adults"
It's like fucking high school all over again.I'm not playing it either because I work from home and am a shut-in with better vidya options to choose from
>>344858975
I'm not berating you. I'm telling you. Being skinny is easier than being fat.
You just have to eat foods that satisfy saiety and don't promote insulin resistance (cough Rice cough). Well it might be a bit different if you're SE asian descent.
When you don't have the urge to pig out because you're just "fine" with how much is there, you realize how much fucking time you've wasted and how much more there is to gain.
This is basically me.
The game itself is bad, it's all the novelty surrounding it that makes it so popular.
Once it wears off people will drop out en masse.
>>344859098
Edgy
>>344857112
Too bad the game doesn't have an actual battle system, then that might sound appealing.
>>344859254
Because the mobile game is a test case for mass data collection...
oh well, I guess this is why demotism fucking fails and always elects the most reprehensible examples of humanity. Because most fucking monkeys don't think things through.
>>344859440
nice meme.
You know, responding in memes all the time can make you stupid, it gets you in the habit of not thinking critically about whatever your contemplating and responding
This is literally highschool lunch. Hundreds of teens enjoying being teens while /v/ is that "wierd" table that everyone else makes fun of.
>>344859135
IT'S UNCLAIMED GO GO GO
WHAT
IN
THE
FUCK
>>344856701
>this shit will be forgotten within 6 months,
wait till Gen 2 shows up in fall and winter season
>>344859509
GO already collects user data
>>344859509
You're a sad, frightened person.
>VR won't be a success they said
>>344858982
>>344859178
Re-read the post again you illiterate Facebook fucktards.
I'm done with life
>>344859610
it's not VR it's AR
>>344856893
There was a pokemon go before this one?
>>344859610
This is AR though, it literal costs nothing other than a smartphone which everyone has anyway and doesn't require you to wear obnoxious goggles
>>344855886
All I can do is shaking my head.
>>344859098
>What you described is literally group think.
No, it fucking isn't, retard. People hear about something because it's popular; that's part of the definition of popular. They don't like it just because it's popular
If this is all it takes to be apart of the group think then any time someone consumes any piece of media they're doing group think. You're a fucking idiot and you learned some dumbass term recently so now you wanna apply it to everything.
>>344859608
and you are literally retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUQQXPn0c1Y
that THICKKKK in the last video
I hate these faggots just because they've made driving unbearable. It's only going to get worse when the university kids are back in session.
Fucking christ.
>>344856701
If Pokémon GO is around for six months it would be a huge fucking success, if it's around a full year it's monumental, it's just pure cash flow.
>>344859610
No one gives a flying fuck about VR any more when they can see the pokemon right there on the phone.
>>344859605
normalfags dont care past genwun
>>344859571
The thing is that these people are fucking grown adults.
It's fucking infuriating to see this shit, just like it was infuriating to see normies jump on the internet back in 06 when they all bought smartphones and discovered Facebook. They've taken something that was good, distilled it down into only the worst elements, and somehow it's massively popular because people are fucking braindead and like seeing numbers go up. Gaming is beyond dead at this point, it's like watching your dead grandma get raped over and over by everyone around you while they call you weird for not wanting to fuck a bloated, maggot-ridden corpse.
>yfw normies don't even know what pokemon is
God this will be such a flash in the pan
>>344859674
Ingress. Pokemon is pretty much a reskined version of Niantic's first game, right down to the pokestops and gyms being in the exact same locations as lvl0 portals in ingress.
Does it even have the deep complex gameplay found in the mainline series? Or is it literally SKANNERZ pokemon edition?
>>344859608
Are you fucking shitting me? Were you literally born fucking yesterday?
I'm not even being melancholic. That's how the fucking world is. You literally can't deny it unless in your heart of hearts, you will some fantastic optimistic thing.
Tell me, do you think your grandkids will have a safe place to live in 50 years here in the USA?
That's something I have to think about. Every fucking day.
JUMPING ON LE BANDWAGON xDDDD
What would you do if you saw an autist stepping closer and closer to the edge?
>>344859808
>Does it even have the deep complex gameplay found in the mainline series?
NO
ITS TRASH
>>344859771
are you ok anon? Maybe you should go outside and catch some pokemon? =^)
>>344859741
>any time someone consumes any piece of media they're doing group think.
That's exactly right.
Do you know what distributed cognition is?
Attention anons of NYC.
My associates and I have formed a community of fellow "go-ers". We plan on monopolizing all of the valuable gyms and pokestops. In other words, in order for you to occupy the areas that matter, you will need our permission.
>What the fuck do you mean, anon?
It is exactly what you may be thinking right now. We are pimping this shit. Our organization is the Long Neck Brigade. It is a community made up of people from across the 5 boroughs and we have nearly 200 members.
More than enough to dominate manhattan. Hell, even as I time this, my comrades are bringing glory to the blue. All my fellow blue men will have no need to worry. You are free to do as you please.
But for the others...all you may expect is heavy taxation.
The time has come. This is our formal declaration of dominance in the city of NY. Try to oppose us, but fail, you will.
We will run this shit.
Thank you for your time and understanding.
-Comrade XxSampsonxX
exterminate normies
>>344859392
So no rice, stick with proteins and fats. Is rice really that bad? Back while I was still in school and didn't make enough to eat out every day, I would make a ton of rice and just eat it throughout the week with the rest of my meal because it made me fuller for longer for very very little money.
How bad is alcohol for me? I don't drink beer, but my office has an open bar with pretty much every liquor known to man stocked and I always have something in me and in hand five days a week.
>>344859850
I would pull them back
>"teehee what if people died xD"
You fucking baby
>>344855886
>>344859808
>Pokemon
>deep and complex
Lul, I just find it hilarious they make the most shallow Pokemon game and it still sells
>>344855886
I see sonyggers are hard on damage control with nintendo literally changing show society interacts with a single app.
>too scared to even leave the house
>yfw
>>344859894
JUST
>>344859769
It's pokemon.
People will literally always care about pokemon.
>>344856896
>Battling
They just throw the ball, there's no battle at all.
>>344859958
>holocaust
That Koffing is more real than the actual holocaust anon
>>344855886
Shit like this worries me because all it would take is one man with an AR-15 to literally kill the Pokemon Go fad.
>>344859894
Meanwhile I just took down 5 blue gyms around midtown. Half of them are red now kek.
>>344859971
>iwata dies
>nintendo's legacy drifts away from real games and into data collecting smartphone apps
>nintoddlers celebrate this
>>344859850
Grab my phone and start recording. Chances are somebody else will help, and I'm not going to be the one to talk sense into retards.
>>344859894
So which facebook page did you copy this shitpasta from?
>>344859972
Why are we forced to go outside REEEEEEEE
>>344859972
why
>>344860031
Then niggers should be shooting white Pokemon go players instead of cops for once. End this stupid dad and get a race war going.
>go to work at the mall
>there's a huge crowd at one of the entrances
>mall security guards them
>whatishappening.avi
>my friend tells me there's a Kangaskhan at the mall and someone used a lure
>late for work
>>344856138
>not liking bread
>>344859808
>deep complex gameplay
jesus christ go back to /vp/ you mouth breather
>>344858636
Big Money Meltz already confirmed that Vince doesn't control his Twitter account, but he does sometimes tell whoever controls it what to post.
INCOMING TERRORIST BOMB ATTACKS AMONG POKEMON GO USERS IN EUROPE
>>344859850
natural selection at work.
>>344860107
>Not living on top of 3 pokestops
>>344859098
basically this
>>34485930
groupthink is what people want and do. once somethings popularity hits a critical mass, normies will gobble it up and will become a trend for a few months or longer. see modern gaming or various music genres for example. they come and go, depending on the current groupthink.
pokemon go is another thing that gets blown out of proportions because of groupthink. look at the reports of people on the internet telling everyone
>hurr I went out of my house and met someone
>this is the best my life has been in years
>look how people are brought together guise
people are isolated and alone, they are so fucking depressed that talking to a random person who plays the same game as them gives them real joy. that's way they do groupthink. they suddenly feel like they are part of a community again, even if it's just for a little while.
>>344860064
Nintendo's legacy was already drifting because of him. He died ten years too late.
gun em down
>>344857301
>my friends are my colleagues
The #1 dead giveaway of utter and complete fuckboy with no chance of recovery
>>344860005
No need to tell me.
>be ISIS
>Play Pokemon go
>Pikachu spawns
>Just go to spawn with suicide vest
>Blow yourself up
>Tfw Pikachu causes the death of hundreds of people
>>344860154
The best part is that people like this actually exist. They actually think pokemon is some kind of complex thing when its all fucking rng.
>>344860064
>iwata dies
>>344859894
>el JUSTO
Comrade XxSampsonxX made everything better
Attention anons of NYC.
My associates and I have formed a community of fellow "go-ers". We plan on monopolizing all of the valuable gyms and pokestops. In other words, in order for you to occupy the areas that matter, you will need our permission.
>What the fuck do you mean, anon?
It is exactly what you may be thinking right now. We are pimping this shit. Our organization is the Long Neck Brigade. It is a community made up of people from across the 5 boroughs and we have nearly 200 members.
More than enough to dominate manhattan. Hell, even as I time this, my comrades are bringing glory to the blue. All my fellow blue men will have no need to worry. You are free to do as you please.
But for the others...all you may expect is heavy taxation.
The time has come. This is our formal declaration of dominance in the city of NY. Try to oppose us, but fail, you will.
We will run this shit.
Thank you for your time and understanding.
-Comrade XxSampsonxX
When?
>>344858591
>>344860274
>>344859894
stop spamming you fucking autist
How long until some sandnigger blows himself up because he didn't get his Jihadchu or some shit?
>>344859938
Your battle plan is no carbs, just meats and fats. You'll feel okay, maybe a bit shitty at times, for the first three days. And then your mind starts to feel a bit more "active". You can do that and then move onto intermittent fasting, which is just only eating within a 4-6 hour period.
I don't know shit about your condition but alcohol is okay in moderation.
But you'll start to see the fat melt away until you reach a basal metabolic rate. I was 260 and now am at 220 after a few months of doing this shit. I would never go back to my old dietary habits and in this sense, I am "writing with blood".
>>344860191
I am going to tickle your butt in your sleep and stick my dick in your peanut butter. The next time you use your peanut butter and see a very unimpressive hole in your jar, you'll know what happened.
>>344860274
Best part about Pokemon Go is that News, radio stations, and even Churches are reporting it now and the amount fo bullshit they spew is amazing.
My favorite radio station to listen to retarded theories finally did an episode on Pokemon Go. Boy was it a trip.
"Some of the Pokemons are made from the Illuminati!" They firmly believe that pokemon came back all of a sudden from 20 years ago all of a sudden to mind fuck us and learn everything about us.
>>344859808
>deep complex gameplay
I hope you're having a giggle, but sadly I know you're 100% serious.
