>wearing a trench coat
>Combat armor
>a hoodie
>another hood
>an eyepatch
>a beanie over the eye patch but under the 2nd hood
>knee pads (why)
>gun has no rail to add scopes or laser sights
>scope is built in
>looks like a combat scope
>actual rifle part is tiny, barrel is like 20 feet long
>holding gun so that she would scope in with her right eye
>blinded in her right eye
>Has 3 FUCKING BELTS ON
>that other shorter barrel under the real barrel
Was Blizzard even thinking when they made this
Don't really care if no one replies to thread, just had to talk about how shit this is
>>344834883
battle grandma
>>344834972
Impractical grandma
Overwatch players will literally eat shit if Blizzard told them to provided there were some CG tiddies at the end of it.
Again, You forgot;
> milf
Also Hijabs are sexy.
Man that grenade that prevents healing is going to fuck this game up so bad...
>>344834883
what's wrong with 3 belts?
>>344834883
>shorter barrel under the real barrel
That's a weight you baiting retard.
Upon closer inspection I think she's wearing a backpack too
>walking outside
>feel a sharp pain in your neck and fall over
>see this
What do
>>344835150
>points out one flaw in a huge post
>the entire post is now bait
Opinion discarded. That may be true though, I'm not an expert on firearms
>>344834883
>knee pads (why)
You know exactly (why)
>>344834883
> Was Blizzard even thinking when they made this
Are you a retard or "pretending"
Its a fucking game that has wacky charter design. Why is there a Giant wearing armor? Why is there a dwarf with one arm? Why is there a barely legal teen wearing a plug suit?
It's a GAAAAAAAAAAAME!
>>344835324
But Reinhardt is tall enough that she doesn't have to get on her knees.
Never mind OP, (You) me instead!
>>344835395
There is a difference between "wacky" and "retarded" nothing about her character is unironically wacky or comical
>>344835104
Sexy arab chicks are the rarest of the rare in my opinion. But when you see one, Jesus Christ (or rather, Mohammad).
>>344835209
Oh, so Ana does have an origins skin? I expect that to be really popular then. I guess this mask will also be hers.
it's the same symbol on her scope and looks to be the same attire but with a helmet.
>>344835209
Hope I have enough consciousness left topop a boner
>>344835495
>>wearing a trench coat
Why not?
>>Combat armor
Why not?
>>a hoodie
Why not?
>>another hood
Why not?
>>an eyepatch
Why not?
>>a beanie over the eye patch but under the 2nd hood
Why not?
>>knee pads (why)
Why not?
>>gun has no rail to add scopes or laser sights
Why not?
>>scope is built in
Why not?
>>looks like a combat scope
Why not?
>>actual rifle part is tiny, barrel is like 20 feet long
Why not?
>>holding gun so that she would scope in with her right eye
Why not?
>>blinded in her right eye
Why not?
>>Has 3 FUCKING BELTS ON
Why not?
>>that other shorter barrel under the real barrel
Why not?
>>344835594
>>344835594
One of her Rare outfits is this. There's a video on youtube of all her skins, taunts, and such.
I may get this game. When does this bitch come out?
Also Are the new Hero's free? For how long?
>>344835110
Suddenly lucio isn't the most picked support anymore
Can't say I disapprove
If they just fix a zenya a bit (by making him immune to traps and other shit on the floor and increasing orb return time from 3 to 4 seconds for starters), the support roster would be great again.
I just wanted to dump this for the lorefags.
>Following the success of Overwatch's original mission, Ana served for many years as Strike Commander Morrison's second-in-command. Despite her responsibilities in leading the organization, Ana refused to step away from combat operations. She remained on active duty well into her fifties, until she was believed to have been killed during a hostage rescue mission by the Talon operative known as Widowmaker.https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/ana/
>>344835701
Best purple in the game.
>>344835704
I forgot about Public tests
>>344835707
All heroes are free forever, it's not like BattleBorn where you have to unlock everyone. I think she is already out with the new update. If you do get it, be prepared for shitty teammates who don't know what "objective based game" means and play like it's TDM
>another female chatacter
>another sniper
>>344835104
Too bad most Sheduls are fucking ugly due to their inbred Arab genes.
>>344835704
>her common skins are named after gemstones
gee I can't wait for the shitty Steven Jewniverse related art
>>344835579
Fucking this. Anything Persian and pretty is top fucking tier but so hard to come by.
>>344835895
Why not?
>>344835895
Most importantly
>another qt
>>344835713
They just buffed Zen, now has 200 health and gets super speed with his ult, also some other stuff with the speed of discord and harmony orbs and healing rate
>>344835604
>why shouldnt she try to see down a scope with her blind eye.
Because she is blind in that eye. Being blind in one eye means one can not see with that eye.
I really, really like Ana's design. She looks great.
>>344835946
Shit bro, you too?
>holding gun so that she would scope in with her right eye
Nigga is this fucking bait. If it isn't, go lurk >>>/k/
>>344836117
Save the image, it's all yours friend!
>>344835579
Sexy Arab chicks actually aren't that rare, they're just hidden.
>>344834883
Dont make fun of my mother in law
>>344836000
Oh they did? That's good to hear, haven't played as him in a while.
>>344836220
>pointing out flaws in something is bait
I was just ranting about how stupid her design is, I wasn't trying to get (You)s at all
>>344836220
She compensates by tilting it so even though she's holding it 'right handed', she's looking through the scope with her left eye.
I'm sure compensating that way is easier than learning to hold a gun from the other side entirely.
>>344836359
Being blinded in your right eye doesn't mean you magically become left handed, you literal retard. Why the fuck would she start using her rifle as if she's left handed?
>>344834883
>wearing a trench coat
Deserts get cold
>Combat armor
Bullets hurt
>a hoodie
Deserts get really cold
>another hood
Deserts get really really cold
>an eyepatch
Assuming she's blind or missing an eye
>a beanie over the eye patch but under the 2nd hood
so?
>knee pads (why)
Snipers need to crouch and otherwise have their knees on the ground or on rocks. This would normally hurt the knees. Thus, knee pads. Also armor.
>gun has no rail to add scopes or laser sights
It's the future, it's entirely possible the scope can adjust perfectly without needing to swap it out or anything. Also laser sights are not used by real snipers.
>scope is built in
See above point
>looks like a combat scope
See above point
>actual rifle part is tiny, barrel is like 20 feet long
Do you not understand how perspective works?
>holding gun so that she would scope in with her right eye
Agreed, this is retarded and indefensible. I fucking hated it when it happened on The Walking Dead as well - the fucking Governor was the most accurate shooter despite looking down the scope of an AUG with his fucking eyepatch
>blinded in her right eye
see above point
>Has 3 FUCKING BELTS ON
There could be tactical/utility reasons for this, we can't really see all the shit she keeps under her coat - but she has at least a secondary weapon.
>that other shorter barrel under the real barrel
Her gun has two firing modes - one for healing teammates and the other for damaging enemies. Two barrels is not inconsistent.
>>344836403
Still looks retarded as fuck to me. How is she supposed to have snipe people when she only has half her depth perception
>>344836115
I could have sworn they literally show her aiming with her good eye, but I'll take your word for it. I must be retarded.
>>344836526
>Deserts get cold
Only in the fucking winter in the summer (there is no fall or spring) the lowest it gets is mid 80s. I've lived in a desert all my life
>>344836587
Deserts become freezing at night, you fucking moron.
>>344836587
I thought it got pretty cold at night?
Any drawfags wanna draw Ana locking her scope on widowmaker's ass with a dirty look on her face then widowmaker turning around and shooting ana.
Then in the next pic Ana bullshitting to overwatch members that she was hesitant to kill because she was getting old and sentimental.
>>344836629
This OP is a fucking retard that understands nothing about anything.
>>344836513
Because she can't fucking see in her aiming eye?
It's not a pistol anon, if you can no longer see in your right eye, you do not put the butt of a rifle into your right shoulder - especially if you need to use the scope.
It's a lot easier to learn how to shoot left-handed than it is to learn how to shoot without using the fucking sights
>>344836629
In the winter time yes It can get into the low 20s, but that is only for a few months out of the fucking year son. It's normally 70s unless it's summer time and its 110+ during the day and 90 at night.
>>344835998
What a fucking qt
>>344836540
>Depth Perception
it's not uncommon for people to look down scopes with one eye closed anyways.
>>344836526
>do you not understand how perspective works?
Based on the size of her hand the rifle part looks pretty small
>>344836587
Literal desert here, I get really cold during the night.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ENiS9s7.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
Her being blind on her gun side really does bother me, but chances are high that she has a cybernetic eye patch specifically for sniping
rest of the design is cool
when is she playable?
>>344836741
Are all Americans this retarded?
>>344836729
I guess so.
>>344836556
That's a damn good way to break your nose
>>344836729
>It's a lot easier to learn how to shoot left-handed than it is to learn how to shoot without using the fucking sights
She uses the sights though. She just has to tilt the gun/her head farther.
>>344836795
no, it's more likely he has no idea what a desert is and considers living in suburban Arizona living in a desert
>>344834883
>gun has no rail to add scopes or laser sights
Rails are ugly.
>>344834883
We've alreafy had this thread, fuck off
>>344834883
I like her.
Feels good to not be a contrarian hipster that forces themselves to get upset about anything popular.
>>344834883
Did you forget that this is a video game again anon?
>>344836767
she's playable in Public test right this moment
>>344835701
that skin is too good to be a purple
the fuck
>>344836587
> What night time
Historically, People who lived in the desert wore a lot of long draping clothing.
>>344836889
It's too late, the circle jerk has already begun
>>344834883
>Don't really care if no one replies to thread, just had to talk about how shit this is
>use pharah's model and re-use it for Ana, package it as a new hero
blizzard are efficient geniuses
>>344836000
Of all the things they could have done to buff Zenny:
-Increasing his healing
-Fixing his right click
-Letting team mates see discord targets through walls
-Applying a damage debuff to discorded targets
-Applying a speed boost to Zen while OoH is active
-Letting him have two of the same orb active
They chose to just buff his HP and increase his speed while ulting, when he's already invulvnerable. This shit won't make him any more viable. Fucking thanks blizzard.
Also Ana's grenade completely nullifies his ult.Nice trips
>>344836587
Yeah but have you been through it on a horse with no name?
>>344836942
The skin-quality powercreep has already begun.
>>344835731
>those Widow/Ana exchanges in pre-game
mmrrrooowrr
>>344836828
no, it really isn't. it's not like she's resting the stock on her nose and it's a fucking dart gun.
inspiration?
>>344836942
Skin quality is based on how much of the model is changed, anon. Shrike just adds a mask while Merciful removes the hood.
>>344834883
>Knee pads (why)
Because shes a fucking sniper
Are you some fuckboy who thinks you can just keep kneeling on concrete for HOURS at a time?
So, is there still a reason to play as mercy other than waifu-material?
>>344836964
I actually really wasn't expecting this thread to take off, I have only made a few threads on /v/ before and none of them got any traction. This was kind of surprising but I guess everyone has their 15 minutes of anonymous fame
>>344836741
Egypt's deserts reach 6 degrees Celsius at night - in the summer. That's 42 in americlap degrees.
I wonder how much people will use her for her sleep dart alone
>cockblock High Noon
>Insta-stop Justice and DIE DIE DIE
>make D.Va kill herself in her sleep
>>344836975
Have a (You) on the house
>>344836267
>they're just hidden.
thus rare
ain't nobody got time to go look under every rug just to check if whats under the rug is ugly as sin or not.
what they hiding for, I mean shit Mohammad don't like ugly.
>>344834883
Really? Of all those things (but one) you can explain away, you don't bring up the one other thing that doesn't make sense. That fucking muzzle break! What the hell is that supposed to accomplish?
>>344834883
I'm gonna pretend that the pouches over her crotch are all colostomy bags.WE'RE ALL GRANDMAS NOW
How will they justify sleep dart working on robots
>>344835731
so her and soilder confirmed banged right?
there is no other father in the picture and we always see her and soilder together
soilder is the father ship fags fucking kill yourselves.
Anyone else think the sleeper shot is gonna be really OP? Basically just shutdown every ult ever. Worse than roadhog
>>344837180
D.va's ult doesn't harm her anymore
>>344837180
death can usually cockblock all those ults too
also d.va can't kill herself with her ultimate right now on the PTR
>>344837180
dva cant blow herself up anymore
>>344837152
But why would you need knee pads when you have a thick ass(heh)trench coat on and thick khakis as well?
>>344836540
>>344836729
>>344836767
Are you honestly all mentally retarded?
>>344836556
>>344837269
mccree can do it too though
pharah's ult he can just plink her grey matter away especially with the buffs he received.
>>344837272
>>344837281
>>344837283
>>344837152
Read a few posts in this thread. OP is a retarded American teenager.
>>344837257
>no guys but it's the FUUUUUUUUUTURE
Seriously what is blizzard even doing in their spare time when they aren't making money
>>344837238
shutup, dont talk gross about my waifu
thats right my waifu, i got her first
>>344837287
please stop posting.
>>344837354
Blizz are silly though.
If someone loses their eye, they don't start shooting again by moving the gun over their entire face - they use the other hand
>>344837257
Ana will either make a dry quip about how that shouldn't be happening and turn it into a humor thing like the exchange two tracers have in pre-game, or blizzard will fix the GFX to make it look like the robots are short circuiting
>>344837287
Do you kneel on your coat?
No, because that would put pressure on your back
You'd be fucking dead in minutes man
>>344837480
Maybe she can see through the scope because future.
>>344834883
I think the only shit part is the color scheme.
The shade of brown and blue make it unappealing to look at.
>>344834883
The design was clearly based around the mothers fro Mad Max fury road.
>>344837257
Justify full sentient robots who can experience emotion.
Justify dragons coming out of a man's bow
Justify super-intelligent gorillas
Justify time-travel
Justify teleportation
Justify resurrection
Justify being able to turn into a cloud of smoke
Justify consuming the life-force of people you kill
Justifya Chinese person being fat.
>>344835495
your a doofus. it's a game nothing about her design was chosen for any reason beyond "that looks cool"
>Implying she even uses her scope
She literally has a noscope voice line
>>344837518
>>344837432
>>344837385
Jokes on you, I was merely pretending to be retardedI am going to stop posting now though because sleep
>>344837562
A wizard did it
> It's ok when Kojima does it
As least they showed her aiming with her good eye.
>>344837272
>>344837281
>>344837283
shiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet
That's fucking stupid
>>344836556
i'm going to try aiming like this next time on the range
wish me luck!
Who's ready for 2 weeks of Anas with 0 healing done
>>344835209
Hot, but that hair is awful
>>344835998
HOLY SHIT
Pharah/Ana r34 when?
>>344837720
>2 weeks
Don't fill our heads with false hope anon
>>344837480
Depends.
https://youtu.be/_mcVFrk7omk
>>344836587
>Fahrenheit
so you don't live in a desert then
I lived in Oman and shit gets cold
OH BOY ANOTHER SNIPER
I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE A WIDOW HANZO AND ANA ON MY TEAM
>>344837383
>>344837682
It's fucking incredible
She's a monster on KotH maps now just for her ult
so who is the best tank to get Ana's nano boost to become FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>344837260
Blizzard's all but outright telling us they fucked.
>>344834883
Agreed, this is a bad anime/jrpg design, but you'll all pretend to like it or just suck it up because this is an American game and most of /v/ suffers from cognitive dissonance.
>>344837850
Reinhardt
>>344837260
>Ana served for many years as Strike Commander Morrison's second-in-command.
They definitely banged. And the fact that loli Pharah in right in between them in pic related. Bliz is just teasing us
>>344837719
>>Imitating fantasy characters
This is why kids literally kill themselves over Naruto. The purest form of retardation.
>>344837791
There's a reason it's a "forgotten" weapon, anon
>>344837875
She literally looks like she came out of Destiny
>>344837875
>this is a bad anime/jrpg design
That's most characters in Overwatch.
>>344837480
It would be easier to change how you position the gun than switching hands. Learning how to do something with your non-dominant hand is a nightmare.
>>344837939
>didn't reveal Young McCree as a new skin
FUCK
YOU
BLIZZARD
so when does this update go live?
>"Your mother would have been proud"
>"You did not know my mother very well"
>they were actually bed buddies
Pharah is an idiot
>>344834883
>Any game making sense
>2016
god you're autistic for caring about character design in an FPS.
>>344837860
Next you're going to tell me Rein and Zarya are fucking because of their sprays
>>344838008
Probably about a week.
>>344838043
probably in three weeks
"coming soon" in blizzard time usually rounds out to that long
>>344837269
No. It's no different than McCree's when it comes to shutting down ults. As far as actual functionality goes, it differentiates itself from flashbang in that the target is no longer knocked out once they damaged so she can't just put somebody to sleep and then execute them. It's for shutting down ults, getting a particularly troublesome opponent temporarily out of your hair so you/your team can focus on taking out anybody else who is hassling you, or for helping somebody finish an enemy off with a stronger shot.
>>344837678
D-delete this
>>344837845
>implying she isn't now
Seriously, now you'd be able to just fly on the spot, NERF THIS and have a jolly time shooting everyone in the backs with your pistol and then re-activate mecha as soon as explosion goes off?
And all of that with zero consequences?
>>344837939
Havent played since the beta.
Who's the guy and women on the far left and far right respectively?
>>344838091
Shes Implying Ana is a Pacifist unless needed
Pharrah jumps around blowing people up
>mfw there are consoleniggers right now you can't play Ana
>>344838091
>implying any man under 7ft tall could satisfy Ana
>>344838173
zarya and symmetra
>>344837719
it's a legit way to aim though, if you're handicapped in the field. jesus christ guys
WHEN'S THE CONSOLE UPDATE.
>>344837939
wait a minute, enhance that image
>>344837939
>mercy's fucking thighgap
HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>344835579
>>344836267
My experience is mostly with Iranian girls, but Middle Eastern women in general tend to be way, way sexier. People have this idea that everyone in the middle east is chaste and repressed, but the society itself isn't like that at all. If a woman wants to be sexy she WILL be sexy, fuck the clerics. And their make-up game is incredible.
>>344837719
You'll be okay. Just do it like how she does it.
>>344835209
>>344835998
Young skin comes with young voice right? RIGHT?!
>>344835312
There's tons of flaws in OP's list.
>wearing a trench coat - Common as fuck for snipers to wear big overcoats like that, dates all the way back to ww1.
>Combat armor - The fuck is Overwatch about if not combat?
>a hoodie - It's part of the coat, common as fuck for snipers.
>another hood - Could be a hijab, could be another hood, layered clothing isn't anything outrageous.
>an eyepatch - And?
>a beanie over the eye patch but under the 2nd hood - Isn't a beanie, looks more like a techno skull cap of some sort....funnily enough the one retarded thing here you missed, hair is sticking through it.
>knee pads (why) - You must be literally retarded.
>gun has no rail to add scopes or laser sights - No reason rails etc that accommodate attachments couldn't be swapped in...you know like on real weapons.
>scope is built in - Scope is bolted on.
>looks like a combat scope - The only reason modern scopes are so fuck huge is because of shitty tech, advancements would make them smaller.
>actual rifle part is tiny, barrel is like 20 feet long - Yeah, like 99% of marksmen rifles.
>holding gun so that she would scope in with her right eye - Sup noguns faggot, it's called cross eye dominancy, it's a thing.
>blinded in her right eye - literally irrelevant.
>Has 3 FUCKING BELTS ON - Bitches love belts.
>that other shorter barrel under the real barrel - It's not a barrel, it could be a carrying handle, counter weight or something that detaches to ravage her vag with.
>>344838272
If you try to aim like that on a range you'll get kicked out for improper handling of a firearm
If you try to do it in combat you'll probably get a dishonorable discharge for putting friendly lives in danger
>>344838310
What do you think you're looking at?
>>344838220
wouldn't they be old as shit if that was the case?
cant say for Zarya but Symmetra looks young as hell especially when you consider how badly poodians age
>>344838310
kek
>>344838173
nobody knows, I can only guess the woman is Liao, the founding member mentioned but never shown anywhere
>>344838301
Its when you updateTo PC
>>344838151
Not to mention, the explosion goes off faster too
>>344838392
G A P
A
P
What's Dva's E ability now that Defense Matrix is set to right click?
>>344837939
>>344837860
>>344837260
And yet that's Reinhardt's big meaty hand on Ana's shoulder.
There you go. I just gave you all another cucking meme to post about. Have fun.
>>344835209
>>344838380No_
>>344838390
>If you try to aim like that on a range you'll get kicked out for improper handling of a firearm
No you fucking won't.
>>344838498
Nothing
>>344837974
I was just saying it depends. People like Ana who are right hand shooters and right hand dom after loosing their right eye would have to either;
Shoot right handed with their left eye or completely
or
Shoot left handed and their left eye
Or use a crazy gun like the one in the video. The point is, is that their are options. Learning to shoot with you're other hand is much more difficult then just using you're other eye.
>>344838435
>Paying £600+ for a PC when you can get the exact same games for £200+ on consoles
Madness.
>>344838173
New characters. Someone in another thread was saying that it could be Liao and Sombra
>>344838390
No you wouldn't. Why would you? It's a legitimate way to aim.
>>344836935
i want to have a threesome with them.
>>344837939
Is it just me or does Mercy's face look unfinished/half-assed in this picture? Everybody else has so much more detail and shading but Mercy looks like she stepped out of one of those How To Draw Mangos books.
>Sniper-Medic
Wow, my favorite two roles unified. Found my main.
>>344838517
>>344838517
Rein's big meaty hand is also on McCree's shoulder, did they fuck too?Reinhardt is pure. Pure!
I'm really happy that D.va's mech won't damage her now
Now instead of looking for a place to hide, I can shoot people who are escaping.
>>344838656
>exact same game
>Torbjorn had to be nerfed because over 70% winrate on consoles
>>344838656
>exact same games
>>344838517
He also has his hand on McCree. Does that mean he's also fucking him?
>>344837939
young Pharah a cute
CUTE
>>344837826
learn to aim
If Ana is released as-is she's going to absolutely dominate the competitive realm.
>Sleep bolt that puts one person to sleep for six seconds or until they get damaged
>Grenade that heals all allies hit and boosts any other healing sources significantly. Additionally, grenade damages any enemies hit and completely blocks their healing for the duration.
>Ultimate ability buffs damage, speed, defense, and reload time by 2.5x.
>Capable of shooting literally anybody with her sniper as bullets heal and hurt.
>>344837939
>Torbjorn's anime hair part
is this Edward Elric in the future
>>344838827
It's a classic Chad tactic. Didn't you know? That way, if her betamale boyfriend makes a fuss, he can just point to that and say "naahhh, see? We're all just bros here, even the ladies!"
>>344838728
>>344838848
>PC doesn't have shitters
niceme.me
>>344838857
The only games PC has over consoles is indie garbage, and pay2win trash with toxic communities.
>>344834883
>actual rifle part
The stock?
The receiver?
What are you talking about?
Do you know anything about guns at all?
>>344837826
It's a good time to be Dva
>>344838843
Does her mech calldown do more damage yet?
>>344838848
How? Did they just miss?
>>344838954
>list things character can do
>OMG LOOK AT HOW OP THEY ARE
Origins skins for the others when?
What ifReaperis Phara's father? I think it would add an interesting dynamic beetween them and give him something other than his edginess. Also, he is the first one who appears beside Ana at the group photo.
>>344839050
to be fair, D.Va's hitbox is extremely tiny, even tinier than tracer's.
>>344839050
They're actually stormtroopersConsoles
>>344839050
people can't aim for shit on consoles.
It's the exact reason why Torbjorn was nerfed there because his turret has perfect accuracy. It's also why Widowmaker is a very low pick, and Ana will be too.
>>344837826
No you dont get it anon
You can finally yell at that Hanzo/Widow to be useful and play Ana if they want to snipe
>>344839113
Torb was nerfed?
What?
>>344838848
>Slow shooting characters
>Zen forgetting he had discord
>MUH CONSOLE PLEBS!
This is some /vg/ tier autism.
The rifle shoots bioscience shots, not bullets.
So naturally it looks different than more conventional guns.
She's also old as fuck. Of course she uses kneepads. It only makes sense.
>>344838517
His other big meaty claw is on McReeees shoulder, does that mean he's fucking the cowboy too?
Just because someone, especially a pretty fucking jolly ass giant dude, puts his arms on a friends shoulder doesn't mean he's also putting his dick in them.
Also, supposedly this image means that Reinhardt isn't piloting a mech suit, he's literally got SPASE MARENE tier anatomy.
>>344839165
On consoles, yes.
>>344839165
on consoles. his turret damage went to shit.
>>344839079
>Doesn't understand how competitive teams are built
>Doesn't understand just how overpowered Ana currently is
I bet you play the console version
meaty wizard sleeves
>>344839082
I don't know why anyone thinks anyone in OW is Pharah's father. You're telling me with all the dialogue in the game, literally no one mentions even one time that Pharah's father was also in OW? You can't even claim memory bullshit because the two people who could even claim memory loss still have perfect memory of the past OW.
>>344839204
easier to suck dic?
>>344839165
in console only, his turret causes less dps since its auto aim didn't give people time to react with the controller
>>344839113
>>344839106
Let me guess... The updates effect all platforms?
>>344838827
So Morrison shagged Ana is confirmed
Rein must've fucked Mercy at least at some point, because MEIN FREULINE
Torj obviously had the most advanced sex toys (you think it's a coincidence his hand is a "ring" shape?)
Reyes got cucked by Morrison, and then probably necropenised the Widow for a while
McCree? I don't know man
Are we done with origins?
>>344837562
>Justify full sentient robots who can experience emotion.
It's only a matter of time nigga
>Justify being able to turn into a cloud of smoke
It's something to do with his cells being in a constant state of decay and regrowth
>Justify consuming the life-force of people you kill
See above
>Justify a Chinese person being fat.
Have you fucking been to china? they love mcdonalds. Also Mei isn't fat
>>344837826
But Ana can actually just be support and heal teammates. If your team doesn't go with any healers, at least Ana still offers healing while still being about to take shitty snipers and squishy targets
>>344839254
>I don't know why anyone thinks anyone in OW is Pharah's father.
maybe because they literally fingered Soldier 76 to be the father
>>344839262
Do you just browse /v/ all day and shitpost like this?
>>344839047
They did't change her damage at all
>>344837719
>>344836828
ITT: People who don't realize she's shooting a fucking dart gun.
>>344839245
>have no actual proof of anything
>just call everyone who disagrees with you dumb and say they don't understand and should just listen and believe you
You'd fit in great on tumblr.
>>344839165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T40kbzkZG-Y
this is why
>>344839284
No, instead of enabling M&BK support on OW consoles (which each console is perfectly capable of) they opted to just balanced the PC and console versions differently.
>>344839284
Console and PC versions are balanced separately. Torbjorn was not affected by the nerf at all.
>>344839201
>Genji
>Zenyatta
>slow-shooting
???
>Hanzo can't hit his tree-trunk arrows even with console aim-assist
>Zen probably took forever to line up his Discord because of console aim
>console players will defend this shit
>>344835495
Shut the FUCK up. Where the fuck did the swathes of you retarded realism-fags suddenly appear from these past few years?
>>344839346
>He hasn't played Ana yet
No wonder your opinion is completely worthless.
what if ana just doesn't know who she baby daddy is
>>344839284
Nope, console and PC have different builds to compensate for the skill levels.
Characters like Torbjorn are shit now on consoles because they were too good as-is, but are left alone on PC because they're fine.
>>344839323
do u have spybot on my computer
>>344839309
How, by making 76 stand next to Ana and Pharah in one picture?
Are you listening to yourself?
>>344835998
Anna/Loli Pharah porn WHEN?!
>>344838517
76's hand is up ana's ass.
>>344839362
>6 torb meme team
Literally 1 widowmaker is enough to push their shit in.
>>344839362
team of same 6 games are always amusing
>>344839362
I did that twice on pc with a full team of torbs
>>344839434
>by making 76 stand next to Ana and Pharah in one picture?
No by literally saying soldier 76
>>344839398
So what competitive team are you on.
>>344838110
Well hopefully. Their offspring would be literal Ubermensch capable of un godly amounts of tanking.
>>344835998
Cammie x Ana SFM porn
>Ana: Gerard was a fool for loving someone like you
>Widowmaker: You know nothing about him!
What did she mean by this? I thought Widowmaker had all her memories deleted?
>>344839501
where is the proof.jpg
>>344839501
oh my god are you two just going to fucking back and forth bitch at each other or would you just name the fucking source already and quit trying to be some kind of keyboard warrior.
>>344839383
>Hanzo
>Hog
>Not slow shooting
>The other two aren't even hitscan
>Sub level-20s
Meme on anon. Meme on.
Reminder blizz confirmed this
It's a Solid-Eye not an eyepatch.
>>344837257
Nanomachines in the dart. In humans, they disrupt nervous blah blah and in omnics, it short circuits them.
there
>>344839575
Isn't there that theory that Widow's with Overwatch now? Or at least that one trailer implied it.
>>344839082
Maybe Reyes loved her too, but she chose Morrison? It'd give more context to their falling out.
>>344839254
Shush anon, don't ruin our fun.Maybe no one else in OW knew about it.
>>344839660
That profile picture doesn't look like it belongs to someone named Kayla.
