Which video game would you give the Pope?
Doom.
I want Pope Francis to die tbhdesu
>>344820462
EYE: Divine Cybermancy
>>344820545
*tips fedora*
>>344820543
Well, it is about killing living emodiments of evil created by satan.
I feel good when i play it.
Devil May Cry 3, because why the fuck not
Realistically it would have to be something that someone with the hand-eye coordination and reflexes befitting an 80 year old man could get a grip on
I guess Puppeteer
>>344821002
He loves gays
Street Fighter 3rd Strike
>>344821721
So does every purely logical being. Your point?
>>344820462
>>344820462
Donkey Kong County 2, because it's the greatest game ever made.
Lisa the Painful becuz it's the best game EVA!!!!!!!!!111`1
>>344821002
>thinking it's because I'm a fedora tipper
>not because of the fact that he's a Muslim-loving faggot who says Christians were to blame for the Orlando and Bataclan shootings
The Binding of Isaac Rebirth+Afterbirth Expansion.
Cause why not.
Let the Pope feel the shaft of RNG.
>>344821906
>muh slims
>>344821784
>So does every purely logical being.
>>344822009
Ignore your fucking useless feelings instead of doing what they tell you to do all the time, because you think life is poetic and spiritual. It's not. It's cold, calculating, and mechanistic. Be a purely logical person.
>>344821950
>let Pope experience RNG
>begins writing a book on suffering
Bayonetta
Final Fantasy 10
>>344821863
That image is stupid because they're rated on how good they are in terms of their genre. They aren't meant to be compared directly against one another.
Sengoku Rance
Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
>>344822206
>gnore your fucking useless feelings instead of doing what they tell you to do all the time, because you think life is poetic and spiritual. It's not. It's cold, calculating, and mechanistic. Be a purely logical person.
>>344821863
The box art is the worst part of Imagine Babyz and the game's actual art style looks nothing like that. It's just a cute collection of family-friendly mini-games, nothing bad. Perfectly serviceable for what it is.
Soul Hackers so he can ban VR and MMO shit.
>>344822605
What's the matter, upset that I hurt your fee-fees?
Harden the fuck up. Be a purely logical person. Emotion is weak and inferior and must be eliminated.
Dragon Quest VIII or Final Fantasy Tactics
>>344821906
>he's a Muslim-loving faggot who says Christians were to blame for the Orlando and Bataclan shootings
[citation needed]
>>344821721
So? Who fucking cares? Why does it concern you who people you've never met want to fuck?
>>344821702
>Realistically it would have to be something that someone with the hand-eye coordination and reflexes befitting an 80 year old man could get a grip on
>I guess Puppeteer
>not Under20tickWatch
>>344822827
Go back to your husbando threads faggot lmao
Dragon Age: Inquisition
to reinvigorate the christian's passive hate for fags.
>>344822886
Excellent rebuttal.
I get that the pope wants to spread a message of unity and all, but why does he keep apologizing to everybody? Did he personally persecute Muslims, homosexuals and children? If not, he should stop apologizing for shit. It just makes things worse by bringing it up constantly.
Like how the news needs to stop talking about every single shooting that happens around the world. If you keep giving people 15 minutes of fame, they'll want 15 more. And they'll kill more people in order to get that attention.
>>344822827
Because you care about the people of course. Which is why you are concerned for anyone you don't know who is fucking up in some way.
>>344820462
The objective greatest game of all timeMajora's Mask faggots can take their shit opinions to the fedora emporium
Yareel with everything unlocked
if any of you homos even knwo what it is
>>344823559
Majora's Mask is my favorite game and I think one of the best ones, but it's only good if you've played Ocarina of Time first.
>>344822694
>What's the matter, upset that I hurt your fee-fees?
>Harden the fuck up. Be a purely logical person. Emotion is weak and inferior and must be eliminated.
>>344823559
>The objective greatest game of all time
>>344820462
>Popery
Katawa Shoujo
>>344820462
Doom
>>344823957
>pootherans
chess because giving the pope a video game is not a thing to do.
Pokemon Go. I bet he has some sick spawns in Vatican City. I guarantee when they get to Gen 4, Arceus will have a spawn point there
I'd give him one of those anime childporn games. I'd either get banned from the vatican, or get offered a job.
>>344822206
>>344822694
>>344824035
This desu, the Pope loves everyone, but can he love cripple girls with all their myriad flaws?
>>344822236
Wolf-kun? What the fuck are you doing here?
Atheist fag here. I actually like this Poop and hope he lives long and prosperously. He seems like a fungi
>>344825067
what the fuck is going here?
God of War
test
>>344825497
Did someone say high-test?
@344825570
i believe he said test, not "high test"
Shin Megami Tensei 2
Huniepop, let's see the Pope get some virtual booty
@344825626
funny memes desu
>>344823732
>it's only good if you've played Ocarina of Time first.
i played majoras first and loved it to death.
ocarina was dissapointing.
>>344820462
Planescape: Torment.
Pokémon Go
Game...?
Heh... if I met the "pope", here's only one thing I would give him... only one thing he would receive from me... and that's the sweet embrace of my cold blade as it stained his "papal" rags with his pretender's blood...
I have no gifts... for fools, that is...
Let's be real, the pope doesn't have time to play video games on a PC or console, so you'd have to give him a mobile game.
Dedicated hardware is out, unless you plan on giving the hardware and teaching him how to use it too.
Given these somewhat realistic parameters:
Earthbound on New 3DS
I know he wouldn't beat it, but by god he should at least appreciate the family heavy intro
>>344826404
You're either an edgy fedora or a fundie. And I don't know which is worse.
>>344826404
you win the golden fedora award. unless you were being facetious I can't tell anymore desu
>>344826404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGbE0L2zWbc
>>344820462
The assassin's creed game where you kill the pope
>>344820462
Assassin's Creed 2
>>344826813
>That
>Cringe
Its pretty fucking great senpai.
Im getting pretty sick of the word cringe.
>>344826689
>>344826762
>>344826813
literal non-ironic summerfags
Xenogears
>>344826813
>Cringe
Dorky or not, the dude does know how to properly use that sword, he isn't just memeing around
Grezzo Due
Here you go, boss.
SMT any other answer is silly.
>>344820989
Expect for this one
>>344821721
>Mark 12:31
>The second is this: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these."
He's the POPE, anon.
>>344822206
>>344822694
>implying emotions are useless and/or weak
see, it turns out that emotions play an important role in decision making and motivation. Neurologically speaking.
Not to mention how important they are to reinforcing behaviors necessary for survival.
Rust
>>344820462
Ace Combat 4
>>344820462
EYE Divine Cybermancy and id tell him to choke on it.
>>344826404
>>344820462
Idk dragon age origins? It has the church being flawed good guys he seems to like that kind of stuff.
Or Paper Mario since no one can hate Paper Mario
>>344828848
>giving the man on earth that's closest to God a shitty WotS clone
>>344829424
oh I got beat
>>344820989
You gotta make sure he chokes on it.
>>344826404
Posts like these are the only reason I come to this board
>>344820462
total war medieval 2 or Crusader Kings
>>344826762
>I can't tell anymore
Then you never fucking could.
*Teleports behind you*
Heh
Nothing personal
Kid
>>344820462
God Hand
>>344828937
i think the pope secretly plays SMT
>>344826813
this guy is not cringe (the most misused word of 2016), actually living out his anime dreams unlike you pussies, actually using his katanas while you faggots wish you had the balls to, instead you let them collect dust
git gud /v/irgins, back to /a/ for me
>>344830296
t. the nerd in the video
>>344830296
>>344821906
This
>>344820462
Pokemon Y.
>Easy to understand and play
>Colorful
>Addicting
>Strong themes of friendship and compassion
>Main-stream enough to get media coverage of "The Pope plays Pokemon! His favorite is Pyroar!"
>Soccer Moms and southerners around the globe stop bitching about vidya. Vidya is saved.
Anonymous Agony, just to see the look on his face.
>>344831058
eh, Protestants wouldn't give a shit.
especially the fundies who actually made that uproar.
I wouldn't give him a video game that's for sure, instead I'd give him a copy of Fight Club or The Great Gatsby
>>344829983
Fucking Lawfag.
>>344831384
the great gatsby is a shit book, why not stranger in a strange land
I kinda want him to play HuniePop.
>>344831461
>implying
>>344831527
What's wrong with The Great Gatsby?
>>344830296
>actually living out his anime dreams
>>344820462
brutal legend
>>344831527
Never read it, desu but I'll add it to the list. I'd give that guy The Witch to show him how theistfags(particularly extremists) can be really fucking nuts
>>344820462
>Which video game would you give the Pope?
Phantasy Star Online 2
Metal gear solid ground zeroes
>>344831957
if you like robert a heinlein then ya its still a good read if si fi is not really your thing
>>344823458
Is that why I feel bad for tripfags?
>>344820462
Undertale
Dante's Inferno
>>344831384
>>344831527
>>344831058
>>Soccer Moms and southerners
>catholic
Just because of that guys little stunt the pope thinks the game community has autism. Way to go
>>344832923
you better mean the book not that shit game
>>344823769
>Proper spelling, and grammar
I wonder if he's changed that since then
>>344832927
but i hate that book
Valiant Hearts: The Great War
the story is very good imho
Pray for those poor souls who needlessly died in that brutal war
>>344825570
that's chubby you fucking idiot go to /fit/
>>344833147
game theory: the pope isG R A N D D A D
A game that teaches people to overcome their differences, and come together in the bonds of love to build a brighter future in which all peoples are united.Monster Girl Quest
>>344833453
Game Theory: STARFOX KILLED UNDERTALE?!?
>>344833119
What flavour of christianity do hardcore burgers practice?
>>344820462
Crusader Kings 2 + Sword of Islam DLC
>>344833575
Gay me theory: Why i gave the pope anal
>>344833710
Most of the Bible Belt are Baptists and Evangelicals who loathe Catholicism and mainstream Protestantism.
>>344833710
Baptism in the south
>>344833950
Gay The: why i raped the pope
>"After playing... Undertale I talked to God personally and he hates that gay shit too, so there is now an eleventh commandment. Thou shalt not play Undertale or you go to Hell."
What would happen?
>>344834092
Theory Game: Ness is the Poop
Diablo
