I GOT BALLS OF STEEL
Balls of steel what is that?Hello?
GET OFF VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT
>>344793017
QUACK QUACK QUACK I'M A DIRTY DUCK AND I'M HERE TO LAY SOME DIRTY EYYYGGS! I TOOK A SHIT IN A POND AND ATE A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAYYYD!
>>344793017
LET ME SEE IT
>>344793017
BALLS OF- BALLS OF- BALLS OF
You think that's fuckin funny you fuckin prick?
>>344793017
ITS TIME TO CHEW ASS
-dick kickem
DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? DO YOU THINK I'M FUCKING LAUGHING?
>>344793017
Anyone else bummed that Duke Nukem will never have a good game again.
STEEL
Jon St. John has seen that, actually. Thinks it's fucking hilarious.
OLD STYLE (???)
I FUCK MAN ASS
>>344793703
I'm gonna rip out your throat and shit down your neck.
>>344793648
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
BALLS OF STEEL
OH DUDE 4 STAM 4 STR LEATHER BELT
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
>>344793879
UGHH UHHR
I'M JIGGLE BILLY
COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN', HUH?
>>344793854
Way to butcher the quote asshole I'm gonna kill you old style
A nu chiki-briki i v damki
It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.
>>344794094
WE JIGGLIN' ERR??
Anybody want a soda or something?
excuse me? who the heck is this?
Leave me alone...
Got his IP
Checkin' out all the shit in his comp
THE DOOR LOCKS!
It's not a big truck
I fuck man ass.
>>344796535
This time things will be different, this time I like rape!I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and I can't control my horny levels!
TWISTED SISTER?
>>344796640
I want to "blank your brains out"
I like soft, sensual kissing. I like to make love.
>>344794741
>do you even floss?
Every time.
>>344796664
I CARRIED AN M16
I CARRIED AN M16
I CARRIED AN M16
I CARRIED AN M16
>>344796021
No, thank you.
Have you tried asking him nicely?
I GOT A RING IN THERE LAST NIGHT
>>344800481
DROP YER PANTS
I suck balls all day just because I like it so much.
>>344800481
You better get close to me at this point
u cant hack or nothin, I got norton
HEY DALARON
>>344796739
She asked him to bring condoms. Did he?
.
.
.
.
.
The answer is yes
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND???
Our decoy wants food.
Our decoy wants a hamBUBger.
Yer a wizard Harry....
WELL TAAAARRNATION I'M JIGGLE BILLY
THE PHANTOM
Hypothetically, if Gearbox were to shut down and you were to end up with the Duke Nukem franchise, what would you do for the next Duke Nukem game?
MY MOM GOT ME THIS NEW GAME CALLED EVERQUEST 2
>>344802264
Give the license to Croteam. They so desperately want to make a Duke Nukem game, it hurts.
https://youtu.be/-wtgaqKjy2w
It's fucking Delaron
I think he only does it when you talk.
>>344802264
For one thing, I'd give him something else to shoot at than aliens for the 50th time.
>>344802271
And one of my druid, druid, druid, druid
I GOT CHILLS AGAIN
>>344793017
Damn, I'm lookin' good.
Don't have time to play with myself.
Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
ITS TIME TO KICK ASS AND KICK ASSAND IM ALL OUT OF KICK ASS
I GOT A RING IN 'ERE LAST NIGHT
>>344793017
>see'yuh!
KICK START MY HEART HOPE IT NEVER STOPS
LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME FOR TO GO, POSTAL
Ahh damn 4 strength 4 stam leather belt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5alLUeNhJgThe internet is a _____
>>344802271
hmm, it looks awight awktually
>>344809393
NOT A BIG TRUCK IT'S A SERIES OF TUBES
>>344810484
what did he mean by this?
furthermore, does the analogy still apply nowadays?
I'M RODNEY REYNOLDS
This is the best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWEbRNwvJTs
>>344793514
frittata!
4 strength 4 stam
>>344815848
leather belt, leather belt
>>344793017
POINTER?????? POINTER??!?!?!?!?!
ITS STARTING AGAIN...I'VE GOT CHILLS AGAIN!!!
I came here to be alone
>>344802271
>she gottit at a yahrd sayle
>qwilly stoOOOoop
>I thought that you werra good persun
This one is best I've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP1SsfnSFDs
>>344793017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxsbTbB7cwc
