Pokemon GO stories thread?
Pokemon GO stories thread!
>just came back from beatic a mystic gym
>get inside
>suddenly a Graveler appears in my backyard
>go catch him
>come back inside
>notice my stepdad was watching me the whole time
>can actually see the disappoinment in his face
> Sitting out the back of work reading a book.
> Some retard comes up with a tablet.
> Stands there for 5 minutes flicking his phone.
> Stare at him.
> He stops flicking and looks up.
> Looks embarrassed, turns 360 degrees and walks away.
Pretty funny.
>>344738263
>2016
>caring about what others think
Did the sjw win?
>his wife's son
>>344738485
>pokefucker furfaggot
>/r9k/ blogposter
hes a faggot
>>344738263
>not available in my country
>install APK
>closest Pokemon is 3 km from my house
>there are 3 Pokemons total in radius of 5 km
>uninstall
>gf's dad's bf gets me to drive him around while he catches pokemon all day
>no break
>>344738723
>gf's dad's bf
>>344738263
>Visit my wife's son
>See him playing pokemonGo
>Ask if I can play
>Calls his mom and tells me to leave him alone
Life is unfair
>sneak onto my neighbours yard
>they have 3 gyms on their lawn because they make art
>they have a really big fucking lawn and it's really wooded so not much light shines through it
>sillouettes of sculptures in the dark shits fucking spooky
>hear a noise and freeze
>it's like a low growling but deep in tone
>I stand there for like 2 minutes just listening
>my eyes adjust and I see this giant teepee shaped object with a slit in it
>as I get closer I realize the sound is eminating from the thing
>this is like his section of art where everything makes noise in the wind
>walk by this ladder propped up against the tree
>It shakes vigorously whenever the tree moves in the wind
>sneak behind a pile of steel where the gym is and I can hide the light from my phone
>15 fucking minutes of me trying to beet the gym with the 1hp glitch while on high alert listening for footsteps in a fucking sea of noise
fucking hell.
>Go downtown in a small town nearby, around 10pm
>Pokestops everywhere, some of them even have lures, pass by many people who clearly are playing the game
>Nearby park has two going on at the same time very close to each other
>Walk there, past 10 stops on the way
>One bench has a group of three high schoolers sitting down, all malle
>Another has a 20yo couple
>The last has a couple that had to be in their 50s
>Nearby chalkboard is riddled with pokemon references
You're never too old /v/
>>344739009
tldr
>>344738263
>downloaded the game about an hour or so ago
>it was 2am
>pokestop at my local train station
>ok not that bad of a walk
>get in the parking lot of the train station
>notices cop sitting in his car
>ignores him
>get some pokeballs
>walk off
>cop drives up on me
>asks what am i doing 2am
>tells him pokemon go
>cop starts laughing and tells me to be safe then drives off
well i already feel like a jack ass playing this but ok I caught a pikachu anyway.
>>344738652
>Casual shit in /v/
>>344739279
hes probably heard that excuse before considering he didn't ask when you said pokemon go.
>>344738652
why do you feel the need to lie on an anonymous indonesian shadow-puppet messageboard?
>I need video games to force me to actually go outside
disgusting
>>344739396
I would install it to show you empty map but I can't be bothered to
there is a person in my city who has been sleeping in his car at the park since the game launched. he has three high level dragonites
Went on a two hour walk around my city and caught a few pokemen. Lots of people playing the game at a local shopping center, that was pretty neat
This app uses my battery faster than my charger can charge it.
>>344739618
Truly like no one ever was.
>>344739618
does he wear a cape?
>walk around neighborhood for 30 min
>two pokestops I pass by don't load
>only see an evee the whole time
Uninstalled when I got home.
>>344739618
>Tfw you will never be this dedicated to your Pokemon
That motherfucker deserves some respect.
>>344740314
not even joking, a fedora with a skull on it
>one place in town has 4 pokestops all next to each other
>literally people comenin the dozens for it. Cops think there's a party behind the elementary school
People are always looking at their smartphones. What makes you think they're playing Go?
This was tonight.
>go to public park with roommate
>havent been yet
>tells me there's a ton of pokestops
>sounds good
>arrive
>holy fuck there's AT LEAST 250 people here
>walk around catching pokemon, sharing a few memes
>take over a gym with my newly found Snorlax
>cops show up
>surround the entire park and tell people the park closes at 10
>female cop comes up to me, telling my friend and I to leave
>look at her badge
>Officer Jenny
You can't make this shit up
>>344741296
I can see the reflection of the screen off the skytrain windows.
>>344741296
You just 'know' dude.
You begin to notice other people doing the same thing in the same manner while looking at their phone. If you walk past a group of people all looking at their phone, you can 100% gaurantee it's pokemon.
>>344741434was this in arizona?
was at a park with about that many people tonight too. Didnt stay til 10 but knew the park closed then
>>344741434
Except it would be her last name and never in my life have I met someone with the last name Jenny and before you google some random person with the last name Jenny understand that we are both pathetic for being on 4chan at this hour but only one of us is making up green text stories about a Pokemon game.
>Stepdad's mom is visiting
>catches me playing pokemon in my 20s
>come back later to see her shouting at him for being such a pathetic father figure
>foster mom tells him to sleep at a motel cause she doesnt want to deal with his crying
>feel so bad that i can sleep
>hear jamal visiting and making load grunts in the parents bedroom
>catch a magma that night at 3am
>>344741296
When theres 20-50 people sitting on a hill between 3 lured pokestops it's pretty fucking obvious.
Also driving by gyms at night and seeing parked cars with a small light inside is pretty funny.
