post your pokemon from Pokemon GO here!
were you lucky today?
I got to level 19 today.
pic related
>>344737564
I found myself a magikarp. When this game allows for battling i hope garaydos is still op
>>344737756
now catch 125 more magikarp
R8 lads
This game sucks so much, I don't get why its popular.
>No wild battles
>No real gym battles
>'Battles' are just tapping the screen over and over
>No leveling
>No move customization
>No strategy
>No hold items
>No trading
>No reducing HP to catch Pokemon
>No battleing friends
>No friends list
>More advanced types of Pokeballs hidden behind level walls
>Not even all of Gen 1 available
>Whole 'game' is just throwing balls
I tried to like it, I really did. It's just a terrible game at its core, this is Pokemon its just shovelware garbage.
>>344737564
is /v/ going to need a mobile game board to contain these non-game playing faggots?
>>344737958
friendless fatass detected
>run out of pokeball in the middle of level 7
>2 pokeballs from pokestops
>have no way of leveling
>stuck
>329 lv raticate is best pokemon
This game is hard.
>>344737958
people have shit taste anon it's time to get used to it
heres my guys
>>344738043
>bring up legitimate flaws of the game
>you're j-just a fatass with no friends!
Why is this the only argument that's used around here?
>>344738063
I go to the shoppes near me all day. pokestops out the ass.
and it gets pretty poppin at night.
there was literally a 100-200 person crowd rushing to go get a Magmar. it was insane.
made lots offriends
>>344737823
Nice math idiot
>>344737925
>Team Mystic
-20/10
>>344738043
my girlfriend is into pokemon go and I just don't understand thr appeal. you walk around to look at pictures of pokemon in your phone screem and then swipe at them. it's not even a game. I was playing dishonored whil she got excited about catching a charmander at the foot of the bed. it's pretty dumb tbqh and it's sad that this is what comes out of nintendo these days. how about another eternal darkness or a baiten kaitos or anything that isn't shovelware
>>344737925
>Team cancer.
>>344738158
>>344738229
Who the fuck rates moble games like that.
This game is fun for the social and physical aspects. No one thinks its a great game by itself. If you dont understand this than there is no helping you autist.
>>344737601
do you live out west or in the mountains or something? I live in the south and Geodude, Mankey, and Growlithe are pretty rare but I've read they're trash pokemon elsewhere
>>344737925
i rate great, did you catch the Clefable or evolve it?
I'm quickly realizing that as someone who lives in a low population suburb, this game does not offer very much to me
if I have to drive miles out to get more pokeballs it kind of defeats the point and the fun
>>344738270
I've only seen children and neckbeards playing this shit. pretty sure it's just a bunch of fans sperging out pokemon OMG IRL. call me when there's a 3d open world pokemon on current hardware this app is a fucking snooze fest. I'd rather go for a hike or drink with friends like a normal person
>>344738298
I got really lucky and my entire 4 block radius is riddled with Clefairy. Clefable is one of my favorites too.
>>344738270
Know what else is fun?
Playing actual games.
You can even emulate the ACTUAL pokemon games on your smart phone instead of playing something where the servers shut down randomly, fuck you over and freeze due to it being a low quality cash grab.
>>344737958
What the fuck? You're literally complaining that's its not a mainline game. It was never advertised or presented as such. Just play the regular games instead of whining,
>>344738383
Too bad those "normal people" are playing this game.
>drinking
degenerate.
>>344738270
Its a kids game m8 relax
>>344738440
I have a 3ds and all the Pokemon games.
I still think GO is fun
>>344738457
Ive hardly seen any normies playing. Ive seen Neckbeards, children, and some female tumblrinas playing it irl. No chads or heathers
>>344738529
I live in SoCal
PLENTY of normies and chads playing this game
>>344738440
Not him but I play Pokemon GO as an excuse to exercise. It's barely a game, but it's neat you know?
>you fucking fatass etc
Yeah, I know, but it works so whatever.
I've been a fan since forever and I love all gens so I know these eggs are going to keep me running for a long while.
>over 6 gens worth of eggs to hatch for years to come
Usain Bolt, prepare yourself.
>>344738128
nice dude I bet you had to tap your screen A LOT for those beutes
>>344738270
Are you saying mobile games are automatically inferior to traditional games?
>>344738187
Well I at least have a magmar and I guess it's pretty rare. But it's not even level 100.
>>344737958
Reminds me of pic related
>>344738383
You can barhop with friends while you play. A lot of bars are pokestops so people drop lures.
>>344738529
Where I live it is mostly normies playing with some fedoras sprinkled in. I saw a lot of hot stacies playing tonight. Lot of black people playing too
>>344738645
it's not like catching pokemon on handheld is really that much more complex. I had to go all across town for these babies
>>344738645
Contrary to spamming pokeballs at the comfort of your home in the mainline games?
>>344739003
Are you honestly, unironically comparing this shallow mobile turd to mainline games?
What social site did you crawl out of?
>>344739102
>evading the question
Typical.
It's harder to catch pokemon in Pokemon GO than in the mainline games. Gyms are also way harder, since it's PVP and not PVE.
>>344739003
>these mental gymnastics
Once again proving that there is literally no point in arguing with mobilefags or nintendrones.
>>344739165
>gyms are also harder
>pvp
There isn't even a battle system, you pathetic clown.
>>344739234
Don't talk to me, you retard.
You haven't even played GO.
Get out.
>>344739165
how is it pvp if there is no other person controlling anything?
>>344739278
But there is no PvP.
There's nothing to do besides walk around, catch pokemon, and stop by poke stores to get more items.
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>344739234
diff person. but gyms can be pretty fun. I joined up with some other valor guys and we were all duking it out with other mystic and instinct teams for a gym.
shit was pretty funny and everyone was laughing and joking around the entire time. as we all vied for control of the gym.
>>344739380
What about the entire gym system you fucking faggot furry mongoloid?
rate my new wallpaper
You know what true suffering is? Having this game and having a 1GB data plan.
>>344739439
You seem a little asshurt there, buddy.
You gonna refute the other points I brought up or keep sperging out?
>>344739465
kek
>tfw Zenfone 2
Caught the Snorlax today at the park.
Seeing 300 people walk around at night having fun catching pokemon and taking gyms is pretty fucking awesome.
>>344739548
Not enough trainer titties.
It's alright.
>My strongest pokemon is an Arbok with CP 188
How can I do anything at all at gyms?
>>344737958
>hurr durr this lightweight mobile game which is meant to be played for five minutes at a time isn't deep enough for my refined taste
woah there faggot. calm down.
Does the spawning in this game make any sense? I found a ghastly during the afternoon at school today.
im level 5
Got a Kadabra today
>>344739603
spend a night at a public park and you'll have high cp pokes in no time
>>344739621
>lightweight mobile game which is meant to be played for five minutes at a time
Not a real game then. What is thi shit doing on /v/?
>>344739165
>It's harder to catch pokemon in Pokemon GO than in the mainline games
>>344739723
jesus lord, just hide the thread faggot. god damn.
>>344739723
It's a game, and probably GOTY. Graphics don't matter, gameplay does, and this game has amazing gameplay.
>>344739165
Every time I think I've seen the stupidest shit here, I'm proven wrong again.
Congratulations.
>>344739653
i saw one on my list at midnight but it went away
>>344739743
The game might be shit, but he's not wrong.
Care to prove it otherwise?
>>344739553
I know his feel
not sure if I care about it though, I have friends who are big fans of the pokemon games and they say Go is shit
>>344739772
No, I will not. I won't be enabling your freemium mobile garbage that belongs on /vp/ in the firt place.
>>344739704
>dat aerodactyl
jealous
Why do people defend this game so much?
I play it, but come on. There is so much unused potential here.
No trading? No battling other players? What the fuck? Don't you retards want the game to ACTUALLY HAVE CONTENT AND SHIT TO DO OTHER THAN CATCHING POKEMON OVER AND OVER?
>>344739868
>giving a fuck about board purity
>giving a fuck about 4chan at all
>>344739723
fuck off
>>344738685
Different but not necessarily inferior. Some people enjoy have different kinds of fun than you do deal with it faggot
Also praise team instinct.
>>344739789
>Tap the screen to win
>Frequent server crashes
>Tons of bugs
>Clearly designed with the most braindead nintendrones and children in mind
>It's my GOTY!
>>>/out/
>>>/r/eddit
Is there any determining factor to cp? I have three doduos all different cp is it just random?
already getting bored
the next update better add content and fix bugs or i'm dropping this shit
>>344739957
Why are you angry about people having fun?
There is literally no use to beat gyms, next to no xp for it. Better just go to pokestops and catch every pokemon for more stardust
>>344739207
Then don't waste your pecious oxygen argueing with us gramps. We'll be out having fun while you do whatever it is that you find fun.
>>344739826
There is absolutely no threat to you from what I have played thus far. Let me break down the threats you have in both GO and mainline
>GO
>You run out of balls
>Mainline
>Have to damage the pokemon or put a status condition on it
>You could die fighting the pokemon
>Pokemon could know explosion/Self Destruct/Whirlwind/Roar
>Run out of Pokeballs
It is also easy as hell to catch a Pokemon in GO, every Pokemon I have found (other than Raticate which I caught 10 minutes ago) Required only 1 pokeball. I honestly thought Pokemon only needed 1 ball to be caught up to that point. Where as in the actual pokemon games you could lose more than 1 ball when capturing a weak pokemon
>>344740079
wat
I'm angry about people defending the game and sucking its cock instead of giving it some direly needed criticism.
If you just keep circlejerking over the game, the devs will have no incentive to improve it and add shit.
>>344739989
jesus christ youre underaged
god i cant wait till summer's over
>>344739797
>>344739743
Are you people retarded?
>want to catch a certain pokemon in the handheld
>go to place in the game, run around till it pops up, then catch it all from your house
>if you miss catching it you can just try again without taking a step IRL
>want to catch a certain pokemon in GO
>go to its REAL LIFE gathering places water bodies for water pokemon, downtown for bugs, etc
>have to wait til they show up or force them through lure/incense
>have to manually track them IRL by walking up to a 1km in any direction once they pop on the radar
>have to play that shitty aiming-based minigame and pray that the fucker doesn't escape
>catch it, or if you miss you're fucked until it decides to spawn (rarer ones might take up to 24 hours or having you travel to another location)
How is catching the fuckers in GO not harder?
>>344739553
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>344739989
anon, there are other man-children at the park. there's no need to be afraid. nobody is going to judge you.
>>344737564
>mobile gaming
This game is so unpolished.
>>344740253
but I'm having fun!
STOP CRITICIZING IT! NO NO FRIENDS NECKBEARD! IT'S LITERALLY PERFECT!
Back when amiibos happened, I was convinced /v/ couldn't possibly sink any lower.
Well, here we are.
>>344740018
Random as fuck. Found a cp31 Blastoise.
>>344740162
nobody gives a shit
>>344740162
t.sub 700 cp shitter. You can catch commons all day from your house, big whoop. I bet you haven't even faced a CP/??? Spawn rare yet.
This anon explains it better >>344740198
>>344739905
Caught two downtown yesterday. Was running around with a buddy to catch dat, was good times.
>>344740162
you havent gotten very far in the game. higher level pokemon require great and ultra balls, berries, and jump and dodge attacks and escape. plus the higher level you are the harder all catches are, even rattatas and pidgeys break out of several balls before i can get them sometimes.
>>344740253
who cares it's getting fat Otaku nerds out socializing Yah it has flaws but so what every game has flaws. deal with it faggot
>>344739207
No man, I think you're just a faggot.
>>344740137
>argueing
I advise you to do the same.
Don't wanna kill too many brain cells playing this garbage, right?
>>344740194
Feel free to back up those hot opinions of yours by addressing what I brought up
>>344740115
if you hold and others hold a gym for a long time, you get coins (the microtransaction ones)
shit like this wont happen on reddit
>>344740162
Wait until you actually have to use trick shots and actual aim for Excellent shots to capture 1k + CP mons
>thinking he has an opinion when he's probably not even level 10
Fuck off
>>344739380
Dude. Man. Bro.
You've been Nickposting the entire day, it's long into the night, what the fuck.
>>344740115
>no 'use' to beat gyms
Not everything needs a 'reward', even though there are rewards for beating/holding a gym. But that's cool too if you just wanna collect. I really suggest trying to beat a gym though. It's fucking awesome when other people join in with their pokemon to take down the gym and race to see who claims it first.
>>344740339
It's amusing how things you describe amount to "nearing a paywall' and you're not even seeing it.
>>344740390
wew lad summer is here
fuck off
why do i continue to try using this thing when it works like total shit and is barely a game
>>344740198
Did you really say in one of your points that walking to places is challenging?
>>344738158
>posts filthy frank
Yep, you have no friends.
>>344740018
People within a radius of a poke spawn will see the same pokemon. Same-level trainers will see the same cp.
So it is level based but varies between levels, as I would see the same poke as my buddy since he's same level as me, but another lower level friend would see something different. Usually weaker but sometimes stronger.
>>344740184
you remember when people had a love for vanilla WoW?
vanilla WoW wasnt perfect by ANY means and it was broken and imbalanced as fuck
but sometimes somethings imperfections are what lets you love something even more.
the game will probably die after one or two major updates
>>344740292
This.
I've been here for a long time and I never thought this board would sink this low. I think these threads are quite telling about the age of the average /v/ poster these days.
I'm seriously considering going back to fucking gamefaqs of all places, I have nothing in common with the average poster on here anymore.
>>344739868
>Dedicating time to posting in a thread about something you dislike instead of ignoring it and dedicating time posting in a thread you do like
For what purpose
>>344740390
That picture is funny, but you are not.
>>344740115
>There is literally no use to beat gyms, next to no xp for it
>you get 500 stardust PER GYM
>you don't even have to own it, just have a defender
>you get 10 pokecoins for each, fucking game CASH
Don't be jelly you can't hold on to gyms.
I know y'all are real niggas and joined blue. I know you're not a YEAH RAD yellow member or a commie red member.Articuno for best fucking bird
>>344740590
Ayy blue team
>>344737564
I got a Pikachu!
>>344740390
Can confirm 30 year old permavirgin but atleast I'm having way more fun than you are I meet a bunch of cool people on my trip out last night we're planning on getting together latter this week to do more pokemon hunting and playing some MTG.
But hey you have fun with whatever the fuck you wanna have fun with I don't bitch about how shitty your games are.
>>344740341
Except this game has tons of flaws.
The battle system is objectively inferior to ones we see in the mainline games.
The leveling system is beyond retarded.
No PVP. No trading. No breeding. All staples of the pokemon franchise.
Gyms were very disappointing. They can easily be taken over by any shitter.
Buggy as fuck. Have to restart the app every 15 minutes.
Have to keep the app open for it to work.
The GPS is inaccurate as shit. 1km walked is more like .8km.
Every game has flaws, but this game has more flaws than it does content.
Don't get me wrong. I play the game every day. I go on 10+ mile walks to hatch eggs. I encounter other people and I am having a good time. I'm starting to get bored though because I've pretty much caught them all and barely have shit to do anymore. Most of my friends have dropped it already as well.
I want Niantic to actually put more work into this game. It has a lot of potential but if people keep circlejerking over it instead of criticizing it it'll hardly improve.
>>344740234
There's actually a lot of reasons to be afraid.
People are getting in car accidents over this shit. Not to mention people are getting mugged and even killed.
Not only that, but this cash grab only proves that they can put the bare amount of effort into a game and nintendrones will always eat it up without fail.
>>344740198
Except there's a radius.
Not to mention they never change, you could literally just go to the same spot every so often.
That is if the servers are working, you have a spare battery, and a good data plan.
Otherwise you're justwasting your time
>>344740632
>got all of my friends to join the same team
I'm glad they don't know shit about pokemon and listen to everything I tell them about it.
>>344740487
I'd argue that having to track the fucking pokemon IRL without being able to be 100% certain that it's going to show up in a certain area (weather/moon/etc affects their spawn rates) is more challenging than flying to a location in-game with the press of a button and having the pokemon being able to show up in a particular place 100% of the time.
>>344740590
Our lord zapdos will fry that nigga. Also Magneton for best gym defender.
>>344740487
Walking is more challenging than pressing a button, doesn't mean it's challenging on its own without the comparison
>>344740543
Comparing WoW, even vanilla WoW, to this glorified pokedex app is laughable at best.
>>344740292
Yeah, let's face it.
Faggots areunironicallydefending this garbage. Don't worry though, just like every other fad, it will die in 2 or so weeks.
>>344740184
its not even a circlejerk, were just simply enjoying the game while sending the devs messages of what we would like to see in a new update.
being a asshole kiddie secret videogame club keyboard warrior doesnt solve antything
>>344740658
>Not to mention they never change
They change based on time of day, nearby lures, use of incense, weather, lunar cycle, and more.
>no better feeling than tracking down the farthest pokemon from you
>>344740695
I have been playing in and out but I noticed that the pokemon I get when I am inside my house are the exact same every single day. So yes, you can be 100% certain that the same pokemon will show up eventually. It is the same as the games
Nothing special but I'm working on it. My city has a Drowzee infestation and every gym has a Hypno, sometimes two or three.
so I hit lvl 5 and the first thing I do is suicide all my pokemons to this low level gym thinking I could take it
should I bother wasting my items to heal/revive them? or they're all going to be doctor food anyways? they're just low 100ish or lower.
>>344740764
>criticizing a game means you're an asshole
what the fuck has happened to /v/
>>344740735
your an insecure autistic fuckwit who thinks he knows shit
>>344740649
I can overlook any flaw as long as I'm having fun I don't give a flying fuck if it's not faithful to the original and Yah the servers are down often but what do you expect from a game that is more popular than twitter.
>>344740469
>summer
>summer
>summer
>summer
Quitting already?
Figures.
Anyone that plays this shit can't handle a challenge.
>>344740735
>Don't worry though, just like every other fad, it will die in 2 or so weeks.
For the ultra normies that didn't even play Gen 1 maybe.
I'm a fucking pokemon breeder and I'm loving all the exercise I'm getting to hatch my eggs.
>>344740836
And you're playing a goddamn phone game. I'd say I'm still much better off.
reminder that if you're still sub-1000, just stop playing now
you won't be able to catch up to us and the gap will just keep on widening
>>344738229
SHE CAUGHT A FUCKING CHARMANDER!?
>>344740832
its not even constructive. your just harrassing anons on a chinese image board.
>>344740804
Oh wow, sick pidgeys you caught from your house man.
>>344740857
You fucking idiot. If they fixed the game and added more features and content, you'll be having more fun.
When did /v/ started defending mobile games? This place really is infested with normies
I've been playing since day 1 and I'm still level 3, are you fags literally going out of your way to do this shit?
>>344740901
sub 1000 what?
>>344740509
>>344740370
>>344740198
>>344740194
>>344740137
>>344739621
>>344739439
>>344739165
>>344740836
Too easy.
Are all Pokemon Go players this easily triggered?
>>344740832
I'm sorry.
Please, continue dispensing the criticism that is direly needed.
>>344740921
>harassing
Those mean criticisms are really hurting your feefees, huh
>>344740827
if you live near pokestops youll get more pots and revives than you can use so go ahead and heal up the ones you arent deleting for candy.
>The developer of Pokémon Go, Niantic, Inc., was founded by John Hanke, who previously received funding from the CIA’s venture capital firm In-Q-Tel to develop what eventually became Google Earth.
>Pokemon Go requires users to take real-time, ground-level footage of their cities and homes, reaching into dark alleyways and basements which spy satellites and Google cars can't reach
>>344740658
>people are getting in car accidents over this shit.
not a single reported accident yet
>Not to mention people are getting mugged and even killed.
all fake
>Not only that, but this cash grab
I paid $25 to get a little bit of everything because I thought it would give me a good start; I was wrong. The BEST way to play is to go to a populated area (which there are tons of) and just walk around. The thing is you actually have to GO out and participate. The eggs I bought helped level me faster, but that's honestly the only "paywall". Most of those I wasted anyway.
>nintendrones
I literally hate the wiiu and 3ds. Owned both, sold both. Also havent played Pokemon in 10 years. But this shit is fucking weirdly fun, and when you analyze the social aspect and what it does positively it's an amazing product.
>>344740901
fuck off not everything needs to be min maxed to death. Competitive asswipes like you killed magic the gathering for me.
GO got me laid last night. Met a girl while taking over an arena. Talked for a while and she asked me if I wanted to come hang at her place a bit. I did and we ended up fucking.
Now she wants to see me again, but I'm not sure if I want to. She seems like a pretty big slut.
>>344740872
>normies
oh shit, go back to r9k you little spergy special snowflake
>p-people just d-dont understand me
>fucking normies
I'm softbanned for teleporting because i'm playing on my computer because I have problems walking due to weight issues
How long does this take to fix
>>344741020
I seriously don't know what it is.
PoGo reminds me of Bloodborne. Any time you criticize it, people go fucking ballistic.
The difference is the PoGo is much more flawed and incomplete than BB was though.
>>344740546
28 still out there catching pokemon. You are able to enjoy all things if you just try.
>>344737564
I am level 2. I have four Pokemon.
I went on a forty minute walk and found nothing.
I live in the middle of nowhere.
This is discrimination is what it is. You city slickers make me sick.
>Can't download it on my fairly recent Android
I'm sorry Nintendo that I thought that having an Android would be the only basic fucking requirement. How conditional is this shit?
>>344740868
>I'm a trru gaymurr that only plays real games for trru gaymurrs such as myself
Let people play what they want you eletists virgin, it's fucking pokemon, you're taking it a bit too seriously for a grown up, one might call you a man child.
>>344740965
trading will be added shortly and I'm sure they'll be adding more features as time goes by.
>>344741078
I'm a semi-normie though, but I love this game.
>>344741132
First Niantic game? We'll be lucky to get trading by summer of next year.
The normies will be bored by then.
>>344741094
>I have problems walking due to weight issues
Have you tried walking to fix that?
>>344741094
What the fuck is softbanning
>I'm softbanned
How long until I can play again
>>344740986
>Being a casual
>At a phone game
You are getting left behind by normalfags anon, I wouldn't post about that like I was proud of it.
Shouldn't these be on /vp/?
Why are the mods letting all these pokemon threads on /v/?
>>344740959
Here is a list of pokemon I have caught around the neighborhood
Rattata
Raticate
Weedle
Kakuna
Pidgey
Pidgeotto
Spearow
Fearow
eevee
Oddish
Horsea
Dratini
Venonat
Venomoth
I literally cannot play anymore because those are the only pokemon that will show up on the nearby list, even when I am outside. Even incense doesn't do anything, maybe a lure might but I haven't seen one been put down and I want to save my money for egg incubators
So yes, I have a 100% chance of catching these pokemon so long as a walk around here, it is the same as the games
>>344741183
haha, go fuck yourself i'm like 350 pounds
>>344741184
i used an android emulator and a gps faker because I can't go outside
>>344740973
It's getting shilled here pretty hard.
The funny thing is. They never learn.
The game will be forgotten in weeks, only to be sparsely brought up in the future along the lines of "Remember all those shill- faggots that played pokemon go? All those non-stop threads for 2 weeks and then they suddenly stop? Not suspicious at all...."
It happens every time.
Every. Single. Time.
This thread is proof enough.
>live in san francisco
>Every single gym is taken over by a new team every 20 minutes
owning more than 2 gyms out here is fucking impossible, gym system sucks
Anyone make any friends with this app? I keep trying to talk to people but they're all too spergy to talk back or are women.
>>344741101
Bloodborn doesn't draw 100's of socialy awkward nerds together to socialize faggot.
>objectively okay AAA game comes out
>/v/ rips it to shreds
>heavily flawed incomplete freemium mobile """game""" comes out
>/v/ sucks it cock and gets triggered by dissenting opinions
what the fuck happened
>>344741139
fuck off with that normie chad rederic
you want to talk about fucking cancer
>>344741192
again, what am I supposed to do?
Just walk around with my phone out?
I go jogging a few times a week but I'm not going to have my phone out and unlocked while I do it.
Everywhere else I drive.
The only pokemon I've caught were while I was waiting for takeout.
>>344741074
Sounds like crazy bitch. Be careful, Anon.
>>344737564
>catch gengar at local library in the middle of the night
>server goes belly up
>no gengar when i finally am able to log in again
This game fucking sucks
>>344741273
literally just set your phone to never lock or sleep
Holy shit did you guys finally learn how to take a walk? This game is shovelware. Learn how to enjoy the outdoors without your face glued to your phone.
So, have people started cheating yet?
>>344741249
$100 says your wrong faggot
>>344741109
There's really no point in walking around in unpopulated areas, just go where the most people are, that's where the Pokemon are. It feels a bit backwards but that's how the game works
Look at this road. How the fuck do you drive on it?
>>344741346
it's possible to play at home on your computer with an emulator
>>344741346
Actually yes, via bluestacks
>>344741101
It's just shills and faggots defending babby's first pokemon.
They'll go away.
Kinda weird how it's happening at this time of day though.
Never thought I'd see shitposting this ramapant at 1:30 AM
>>344741261
>/v/ sucks it cock and gets triggered by dissenting opinions
Yeah, there are absolutely no posts shitting on the game, not at all. /v/ is definitely a hivemind.
Cancerous frogposter.
>>344741261
Tasteless plebeians have infested this board.
>>344741183
Bad advice, man. Obese people will just destroy their joints like that. When you're a whale, you have to go swimming.
>>344741346
spoofer master race reporting in
>mfw grinding downtown in the comfort of my home
>>344741249
ever think that maybe its becuase this place is too cancerous to have decent disscussions about anything and have moved on to better superior sites?
>>344741336
RL Sucks pokemon go only makes it better
>>344741230
Those are common neighborhood pokemon.
Horse/Dratini spawn if it's either raining or there ponds/lakes near your house.
What kind of other pokemon are you interested?
Would it have killed them to allow you to make an avatar with official-looking Pokemon art rather than something that looks like a shitty flash-game OC maker?
This is my biggest grievance with the game.
>>344739989
>Clearly designed with the most braindead nintendrones and children in mind
Buddy I fucking loathe Nintendo, BARELY gave Gen 1 any attention when it came out and zero attention after, and I haven't stopped playing this game in three days. I have that feeling again, and it's been almost 20 years. That feeling when I was a kid and waiting for school (work now) to be over just so I can get ahold of my friends to play some vidya.
It's glorious. Get the fuck over yourself. More importantly, get the fuck off the internet.
>>344741431
I can't get it to work now and got soft banned for moving too fast
have you gotten a softban yet
>>344741261
what is that objectively AAA okay game, tho?
met a bunch of fucking retards today playing but it was fun
I'm level 14 somehow. The suburban suffering is real.
>>344741431
So you're taking the social element out of a social game?
What's the point exactly?
I'm traveling in northern Norway, there's literally nothing here
Shame, now I'll be left behind
>>344741491
I've heard it takes 30 minutes to an hour for the softban to lift.
I'm not sure though because I haven't been soft banned. Make sure you don't teleport everywhere like a retard. If you go to NYC, stay there for a few days.
>>344741525
>inb4 overwatch
>waifu bait garbage
>>344737958
>no leveling
Factually untrue, it's just not done through battle.
>More advanced types of Pokeballs hidden behind level walls
Just like the main games.
>>344741467
How would one go about getting a Chansey/Farfetch'd?
>>344741557
Only legitimate reason I could think of is no data
>>344741557
See, that's the point for these faggots.
They don't want to interact with other people because they're faggots and anyone who they interact with will quickly leave them be to their faggotry.
>>344741020
>you're a faggot
>LOL TRIGGERED
k
>>344741442
Can you lead me to those sites anon? Would be happy to visit other places
>>344741585
Like I fucked it up somehow and can't figure out what I did to trigger it
I think it might have momentarily disable the gps and thought I teleported to my home country somehow
>>344741020
Not same guy but you are expecting a fucking F2P mobile game to have all these super awesome features when thats just not how the world works son. When you grow up you'll realize.
some fag around here is level 36 but that's probably a myth and there's a lv 20+ person who is real with a snorlax so fuck him
>>344741557
>another faggot I need to explain myself to
There's not shit in within 20 miles of my house besides the same 4 shitmons and a single pokestop that's 10 miles away.
I drive downtown sometimes but that costs me like $3 in gas money and I aint doing that shit every day.
Not my fucking fault the devs can't accommodate people that don't live in urban areas.I still go on walks to hatch eggs though
>>344741130
You're gonna keep repeating the same insults?
It makes sense.
With you defending pokemon go so much, you must be used to all that repetition.
I'm kinda jealous. I wish I was as easily entertained. Too bad I need something with substance and quality to enjoy it.
>>344741132
It won't happen.
They don't care enough.
It's an experimental thing because nintendo is going mobile. Don't think this is gonna be around for long.
>>344741261
Shills happened.
Like always.
Tons of people dropped this mobile shit already.
>>344741242
That's fucking sad man. Walking is the shit. I'm jazzed that I'm actually going outside and moving for once, and I'm barely 200. Hope you get your fat ass out of the basement.
niggaaaaa go to da bars
>>344741615
it doesnt need to be like the main games
they want it to be, and are comparing apples to oranges
>tfw crippled and can't walk
>finally semi possible to be a pokemon trainer and I can't do it
Life is pain
>>344741631
>Chansey/Farfetch'd
Eggs, sadly.
Chansey spawns from 10 km eggs, Farfetch'dfrom 5km eggs.
Farfetch'd will sometimes appear at places deemed as "parks" (think central park) The game treats these places as mad hotspots for pokemon.
>>344741557
The point is to catch pokemon.
>>344741431
Would you mind sharing how you spoof your location? I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere and it fucking sucks.
THERES A FUCKING MAGMAR IN CENTRAL PARK AND I CAN'T CATCH IT BECAUSE I'M SOFTBANNED FUCK THE WORLD
>>344741060
Nobody's got fast enough upload on their smartphone plans for them to actually receive the footage though.
>>344741764
what did they expect them to do heal your fucking legs
>>344741484
Why do you post this in almost every pokemon GO thread?
Are you following a script?
How much do they pay you?
>>344741794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO0Bx-AkhOc
>>344741797
>BECAUSE I'M SOFTBANNED
What? how?
>>344741673
That's a lame-ass excuse and you know it. A bunch of Brazilians made and continues to update one of the most feature-rich Diablo clones for free on a platform with smaller install base.
But of course we can't expect based Nintendo to keep up. Thie shallow shit is fine and we should stop expecting real games.
>>344741708
>Tons of people dropped this mobile shit already
im sure you keep accurate data on stuff like this
>>344741782
>Chansey spawns from 10 km eggs, Farfetch'dfrom 5km eggs.
poetry
>>344741652
>k
The ultimate passive aggressive asshurt response.
Keep proving me right.
so what emulator/gps tracker are you using for this game?? also what is the softbanning and how to get around it?
>>344741831
I'm using an emulator + gps spoofer at home
I don't live in USA
I jumped too long of a distance so it banned me temporarily
>>344741691
Fair enough.
It's a shame but it happens to some people.
>>344741783
Not really, the point is to find them "IRL". The game itself is shallow as fuck. It's the experience of tracking them IRL, going on team raids with friends/strangers, and going to that shady lured pokestop at 3 AM to catch pokemon while your life is in danger.
>>344741818
Im fucking real and the words that I posted were truth. You can scream shill all you want mother fucker.
>>344740832
Blame nintendogaf and reddit. We should have behaved like /a/ back in the day when 4chan got public exposure. See what happened now.
>>344741673
>when you grow up
I'm not the one playing pokemon shit on my phone 12 hours a day.
>>344741904
no it's to catch pokemon. you can do it in any way you want.
>>344738456
its a missed opportunity asshole
>>344741892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO0Bx-AkhOc
Just do this, don't move too fast and don't drag your pin on gps free to somewhere amazingly far
>>344741818
WE JUSTLIKE THE FUCKING GAME AND WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
LEAVE US ALLOOOOOOOONE
MODS BAN THIS FAGGOT
>>344742003
they're going to add it when everyone stops being fucking retarded
>>344737564
>only have shitmons
>can't power level because god thinks I deserve only Zubats
>only Pokemon I like that I've gotten is a Pinsir
My local park has 15 or so stops so I jog through there each morning for xp, wish I could swipe past each pokestop without looking super silly though.
>>344741968
Ok, I guess. You don't get the full experience that way but ok.
It'd be like playing the handheld games this way:
>load game
>hack in a lvl 100 party
>teleport instantly to every gym, skip to after the elite four
GG 2EZ
But to each their own.
I'm using an emulator to play in the comfort of my home neet style without paying for incenses
nice job normies, walking outside and shit
>>344741937
Jesus, how many threads at yoy posting in Mr Drake?
Aren't you supposed to be making shitty pop songs?
>>344741905
Sure thing, buddy.
Mind telling me why you're still in this thread then?
It's almost like you have to meet a quota or something. I wish I got paid like you to shill something that barely counts as a game.
How are the benefits?
Is the pay based on salary or are there bonuses for fitting as many buzzwords as possible per post?
>>344741431
What emulator is this?
>>344738457
>t. Mahmud
>>344742048
>past each pokestop without looking super silly
Get a Pokemon GO plus then.
>>344742023
thanks
>>344741094
how much were you teleporting? and how often?
I'm doing like 50-100m every 10 secs no probs.
catch of the day
