>team special snowflake
>team betacuck
>team edgelord
Oh boy, how do I choose?
by not being irrationally cynical
>le meme team names
>le cuck le edgelord
Holy fuck, faggot. They're just teams. Pick one and fuck off.
Mystic = Reddit
Valour = 4chan
Instinct = literally nobody
just facts
>>344736782
Let your autism decide. It seems it already has control of you
Pick the nonshit colored team. And by that I mean Red, because >piss, and blue is literally a bandwagon color.
nothing wrong with edge, it scares off low power level cucks
>>344736950
>We do our best!
>t. valourfag
Just do what I did and go the same team as your gf.
Instinct because out-thinking your opponent is way more important in Pokemon than being autistic about stats or whatever the fuck Valour even accomplishes
>>344737097
>implying electric yellow is a worse color than red
I picked Blue because I like Articuno and every gym near me was red/yellow and I wanted to encourage competition.
Fight me
>>344736782
>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW who unironically call the teams by their shitty name
It's Team red, blue and yellow. The correct choice is your favorite Primary color anon
>>344736782I just like the color red...
I picked based on which one looked the most bangable.
>>344737259
>people call things by their name
color me surprised
>>344737221
Same but for Instinct. Zapdos is objectively the best bird though.
I picked Team Instinct because my friends all picked separate teams, biggest mistake I have ever made. It's like I'm the only one in the city on yellow team.
>>344737396
And you picked Valor right ?
I picked Mystic because Articuno is my favorite legendary bird.
>pay $20 now to join team gold or silver!
Pick your favourite color you chucklefuck
>>344737259
>having a favorite primary color
Valour looks the hottest.
>>344738676
I also saw that gif on reddit :)
By uninstalling the game
>>344737426
CARLOS!
blue=normies
yellow= neckbeards, vapebros
red= black people
>>344737097
All of you Slifer Slimes are all the same
>valor
>nobody mentions redpilled
come on /pol/ this shit is obvious
>>344738338
Nah blue for that sexy office bird look.
Go wild for stockings and heels.
>>344740207
But he's just a boy with tight pants and heels.
>>344737259
My favourite colour is green.
There is no green team.
>>344739762
This.
I frequent a hobby store and everyone is either yellow or blue. Every red I've meet on the sidewalk is black.
>>344740387
>green
>primary color
>>344736782
I'd rather be a edgelord than the others.
>>344740387
Pick blue or yellow, it's half of your favorite color
>>344740575
I don't categorize my favourite colours. I only have one favourite colour and that is green.
>>344737210
But instinct requires no thought you idiot.
>>344740805
I picked Red because my first pokemon game was red version.
I'm not an autist so I didn't really put that much thought into it. I just looked at the options and picked one.
What do the leaders look like?
>>344736782
>not picking red seeing as all of the internet is making memes against valor
>>344736782
I'm kind of divided on this
Based on favorite color it's blue
Based on favorite legendary it's Zapdos
Based on favorite leader design it's yellow
But instinct has the least amount of players
>>344740980
red = Black, Mexican and brown.
Blue = White.
Yellow = See red.
>Red = Nazi Germany
>Blue = americucks
>Yellow = Surrender France
>>344741167
I chose Instinct purely because I hadn't seen any yellows in my area. I like constant and pointless challenges.
>>344741247
But France has blue and red in their flag and no yellow
You choose to take it to /vp/ where this stuff is supposed to be.
Everyone knows the chads at school picked fire-type.
Team Valor always
>>344736782
Team edgelord seems to fit you well.
>>344737097
Yeah, period stains red is such a nice color.
>>344740371
Is no problem
>taking a class at a community college over the summer
>there's pokestops all over the campus and one gym in the center
>show up just in time for class, don't get the chance to go to any of them
>take a brief look at the gym
>it's some valor shitters with CP of 500 or less
>alright cool I'll sweep this shit during the break between my two class periods
>break time comes
>all hell breaks loose
>crowds of people with their phones out going to each pokestop
>the team who conquered the gym gets overthrown every 30 seconds
>day ends with six CP 2000 or more valor pokemon in the gym
>>344736782
I picked the one that's least mentioned on normiebook, which is the red one.
>>344741642
But Chads are complete shit at pokemon.
Oh, well I guess that makes sense.
>>344741832
> pretending pokemon wasn't always a game for normies and chads.
While you were jerking to your Zapdos card, chad was getting his first blow while playing gameboy.
What's this? Is this pokémon go stuff?
I haven't played much, when do I join a team and what difference does it make?
>live in germany
>team red are mostly turks and xXxweedsniperxXx kids
>also for some reason team mystic is team wisdom
so red is no option
>>344742154
>nobody plays red here except for me and 1 or 2 other guys
At least I get loads of exp recapturing gyms all the time.
Has anyone else been experiencing bullshit with not getting eggs from Pokestops? I've gotten three today, and none of them are in my inventory.
>>344736782
What the fuck is even any of this about? Is this tied to Pokemon GO? I have to assume it is because it started around the same time it did, and I doubt its somehow tied to Sun and Moon.
>I share a board with people who didn't pick team valor.
Holy shit, who would pick normalfags and edgelords teams.
>>344736782
Anyone who doesn't pick the "Zapdos" team is confirmed a casual shitter.
Zapdos is leaps and bounds and a million other power gaps better than both the other birds.
I picked the yellow faction hoping that chicks would also pick the faggot color.
I don't even give a fuck
>>344744638
howd it work out?
>>344740387
I picked red because the girl's silhouette is pretty hot, and that's good enough for me.
>>344744896
I just started, man.
But you can bet your ass, If I see more chicks on the other side, I drop that account in an instant
>>344740575
Wait, green isn't a primary color?
What about the RGB model nearly every screen uses nowadays?
Look at the color spectrum, yellow shows up for like a second and green is massive.
My mom said green wasn't a primary color the other day and it's triggering my autism.
Please tell me my life isn't a lie.
>>344745391
Aw shit, now that I take a closer look at it I think my life really is a lie.
Carry on.
>>344745391
Magenta
Cyan
Yellow
Red/Blue/Yellow for simples.
>>344745148
Why not pick the side where you encounter more grills to fight and use it as an excuse to start an interaction with them?
>>344736782
More like:
"team chad"
"team 2deep4u"
"team dyke"
>>344736782
>First generation Pokemon
>Doesn't pick Red
I don't know what to tell you
>>344745643
fuckthat's genius
>>344745643
because most girls who play this are probably 10
>>344745643
>Interacting with girls
>Let alone "Lel i'm such a nerd for liking pokemon" girls
>>344745391
painter here,
There's two ways of mixing color, it's subtractive, aka with real paints, where you mix them togetehr to get different colors, and additive, where you combine light sources.
In subtractive, the colors for printing are are cyan, yellow and magneta, for painting it's red yellow blue and in additive, aka screens, it's RGB
So there's 3 sets of primary colors.
>>344745643
>>344746013
Got it. Thanks anon.
I picked yellow because my instincts were telling me that the other two choices were for fags.
>>344736782
easy special snowflakes are most involved in pussy others are just 4chan-tier
>>344745520
Where's Black Team then? You need the K to make darker colors in CMYK.
>>344736950
Yes I too am part of the valor 4chan legion. We do not forgive we do not forget we at valor EXPECT US
>>344746258
These guys I guess.
>>344736782
Picked yellow because thats what my big black gaming buddy picked along with several of my other friends.
What sucks is blue far outpopulates yellow and red in my town so they get to sit back and collect stupid ammounts of coins because the gangup system is retarded and all their gyms are constantly at level 10. The only hope any other team has at collecting even 30 coins from a single collect is if we group up late at night and sneak in a few gyms and claim them when the number we have starts to drop. They always get taken back within 2 hours.
If you dont play with friends and you havent picked a team yet, go with whatevers the biggest in your city/town. Being a minority team in your town is suffering and almost completely deletes an entire aspect of the game.
>no choice to side with nobody
>no Team Rocket choice
>>344745112
This was my reasoning as well
I hope these leader characters have actual designs that get revealed soon
>>344746535
>no Team Rocket choice
They have that, it's called just go mug people and steal their phone
>>344746013
But if the RGB method is adding together specific wavelengths of colors, doesn't that make it the "true" primary color set?
Even on the spectrum chart, green seems to be in one of the 3 dominant positions where it slowly turns into another midway color as you move left or right on the chart, as it gets closer to the other two primaries (red, blue). Red, Blue and Yellow seems to be an odd set to take as the "true" primary colors, at least that's what I was taught when I was young.
I seem to have some deja vu with this color discussion. Distinctly remember there being a big argument about primary colors on /v/ a long time ago.
>>344736782
It's simple actually, by deleting pokemon go and go and get an actual life or play actual video games
>>344736782
are there any pictures of the team leaders
why are they just these vague outlines, i don't get it
so are we ever gonna see who these trainers are ori picked instinct because i think he'll be a cute guy :3c
>>344746926
RGB works only by adding light from a light source such as a screen, RYB/CYM works by filtering out the light from reflections, eg paints.
By far most of the things in the have a colored surface and not lightsource surface so RYB is true pirmary, since it was first and there's most of that.
But it doesn't fucking matter.
I picked instinct because of Zapdos
>>344736782
>team edgelord
Congrats OP.
You've already chosen.
![eye1[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/iEjaDja.gif "eye1[1].gif")
>>344747431
>>344746926
Our eyes can sense RGB so RGB is the "true" primary at least for humans, whatever stuff you can use and mix to produce those colors (like RYB paint) is of no consecuence
>Be alone as Team Instinct, hanging near a gym
>9 guys show up
>"What team?" they ask
>I tell them
>They laugh at me and wreck the gym
>"Well, see you guys later" I tell them
>"Eeeeeh, wait one second"
>Guy puts his hand on my shoulder
>Pushes me to the ground
>"Valor is the true path to glory"
>Try to get back up, they kick me
>"Let's teach this faggot a lesson"
>They rip my pants off, I start screaming
>"I'm going to Diglett inside of you and Squirtle into your boy Cloyster and you will Lickitung the rest of our Muk off our Ninetails, faggot"
>They rape me
>Other Team Instict bros walk by and see it happening
>They turn around and leave. Nobody tries to help me
>They beat me, take my gym, and fuck me raw
>After it's over they all spit on me and Flex.
>"Team Valor!"
>I get up and walk home crying
>One of my eggs hatches
>It's a 10CP Pidgey
One of the best nights of my life. Who else here is Team Instinct?
>tfw never make in app purchases
>already spent almost $300
Feels alright tho
>>344736782
>Blue
Obviously you choose the color of the first pokemon game you owned.
>all these faggots who purposely avoid being golden gods
>>344745391
>Wait, green isn't a primary color
nigger did you skip kindergarten
>>344737396
>kirby planet robobot susie
ok, where's that image from then.
>>344736782
Are those the new iDOLM@STER judges?
>>344736782
Real easy.
I gnore what everyone else says, there's nothing deep or meaningful behind this choice. The color doesn't matter, the philosophy doesn't matter, the leader doesn't matter.
Pick your favorite legendary bird. You will then be stamped with that bird's icon for the rest of your account's life, so pick your favorite one.
>>344736782
Do we have actual pictures of these guys that aren't fucking silhouettes?
>>344749605
Some kill la kill parody on youtube. It's not porn
>>344749824
>Pick your favorite legendary bird
but lugia wasn't an option
>>344750140
Well Lugia's not a bird so that's hardly surprising
>>344749824
in terms of pokemon:
zapdos > articuno > moltres
in terms of power:
valor > mystic > instinctalso, red > blue >>>> yellow
you see my issue?
>choosing blue
>ever
>https://youtu.be/sEiGgaHiDJw?t=1m15s
>>344736782
>tfw want to be snowflake edgelord
They should add mixed teams for muh diversity.
>>344736782
Is team Mystic the protagonist of Suikoden 5?
>>344750491
No, I don't, because regardless of your shitty and wrong opinions the only tangible effect of picking a team is you get tramp stamped with that bird on your profile forever, so pick a bird that you don't mind being stuck with.
>>344751546
I think anon means that where he lives he can't pick the one he want's because of numbers. At least I think...
>>344751726
Why would that deter anyone? Pick your favorite bird then go out there and make those gyms your bitch.
>>344736782
>team libertarianism
>team fascism
>team communism
the choice is obvious
