>Pokemon GO?
>More like Pokemonwillingly providing information for datamining, amirite?
>>344729309
it's okay when Nintendo does it
I use an alias for my Google account.
>implying Google doesn't already know everything about you
You're funny anon
>illuminati amirite guiz, they can't have my special data
>>344729309
I swear I'm going to deck the next person who tells me to download this stupid fucking game.
>>344729309
you do know Niantic is owned by google
so google has your google account information, oh no!
>after tons of harassment from normie friends and brother, finally downloaded pokemon go
>install
>open app
>brace self for the upcoming character creation and profile setup
>requires log in with google or Facebook (i think was the other option)
Dropped.
Didnt even bother and uninstalled. I just hate having to link shit that i dont even use in order to play. Im not on my phone constantly, and im sure not going to start now because of pokemon.
>>344730479
download this stupid fucking game.
>>344730479
Download it, nerd.
>>344730479
go ahead weeb. you'll end up with a hose down your throat and up your ass.
>>344730751
goddamnit.
>>344730754
>teleports behind you and cuts off your arms
looks like you were................too slow.
>>344730754
Oh shit it's a tough guy with...hoses? That's weird anon.
>>344730754
COME AND FUCKING GET ME NORMIE
>>344730572
Make a Pokemon account then it doesn't require Google
>>344730479
Do it you weeb trash. Maybe you get to leave your mom's basement for once you fat, virgin, neckbeard autistic fuck.
>>344730897
*arms regenerate in a flash of green energy*
Hahaha! You think your silly playthings of sharpened metal can harm me?
*begins to power up*
You haven't seen anything yet, kiddo...
>>344730751
>not logging in with your trainer account
>>344731165
dude i was just shit posting, lets not make this weird, i'm not going to role play with you
>>344730479
Do it Anon. Who cares if someone collects your Data when you can lure neckbeards to where you please?
>>344730897
>>344730932
>>344730958
You fucking weeb faggots can talk shit on the internet, but you wouldn't be able to do shit except stutter, apologize, and piss in your shitty anime character pants that don't fit your fat fucking hips.
No way any of you could take me in real life, which is this thing you exist in when you're not masturbating to underage cartoons. None of you have ever been in a real fight before you weeb faggots.
google has already be datamining you for years. you can't escape it if you use the internet.
>>344731165
This is weird..... even for /v/....
Go out and download the game man
>>344731387
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
>this whole theead
Now this is the /v/ I remember
>>344731560
I actually remember when the original "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch" copypasta was first posted. Literally every thread was being spammed with the post to the point that any discussion was completely impossible. I guess that's the best type of response to a post like that.
>>344731739
glad to be back, faggot
>mfw sneering at all the people playing pokemon go outside
>mfw people ask me at work if I got it and tell them that's for 12 year olds and austists
>>344731938
I bet they fucking hate you at the job you made up in your head.
>>344731938
didn't you hear anon, this is a shit post thread, talking about poke mongo is so 34 minutes ago
>>344732076
>asks a question
>doesn't use a question mark
kys you fucking mong
>>344729309
Pokemon Go devs have ties to the CIA
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niantic,_Inc.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hanke
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyhole,_Inc
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilman_Louie
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-Q-Tel
/pol/ is always right
>>344732559
daily reminder that everything has ties to everything if you dig deep enough
also known as the palmdesert effect
>>344732890
palms have desserts?
>>344729423
This shit isn't even developed by Nintendo.
Is Pokemon GO basically a worldwide Safari Zone? but with added autism?
>Implying whoever wants to spy on you and gather information doesn't already have it
Lmao
>>344730479
Download this stupid game famalam.
>>344730572
are you that fucking gay
>>344733154
And lots of qts.
>>344732890
I still find it suspicious that they ended up working on an app with massive potential for manipulating and tracking people by attaching a pokemon on a string for people to chase.
It's also suspicious that a short while after release the company has to apologize for "accidentally" acquiring full access to people's google accounts as well as other personal information.
>>344733613
How is it possible with no Trainer Lass? I thought there are no battles?
>>344729309
honestly don't get it, I heard in the last thread there's not even a battle system to fight players. What could possibly be so alluring for this shit? Just catching shit? Pokemon are locked to two abilities for fuck sake.
Please explain./
Actually I want Niantic to have my data. I want Google to have my data. I try my very best to not switch IPs so the mods can track my posts.
Maybe this way someone will care about me.
>>344733850
It doesn't matter anon. I just saw an anti pokemon GO thread get deleted but this and the 50 other threads are still alive and kicking. Not only will the hivemind tear you down but the mods are actively deleting opinions that they don't like. Just another shitty day on /v/.
>>344730751
I like you.
>>344730479
Do it faggot
>>344730751
Was expecting YGO cards. Well played.
>>344729309
>live up in the mountains
>decide to take my pasty fat white ass for a stroll
>walk 30 minutes away from my house and find nothing and get chased by dogs
fuck this
>>344729309
you do know your smartphone already logs everything about your movements and habits right?
Google maps uses crowdsourced data from the speed every android phone is traveling to determine which routes are fastest and which have traffic.
Google maps knows where you parked your car if you were driving for a while and then changed to walking speed, and can lead you back to it in a parking lot.
