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Why the fuck does Nintendo never learn?
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Why the fuck does Nintendo never learn?
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They don't care
They're the shittiest company in gaming, they give literally no shits.
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actually they just learned that they're sitting on the ultimate autism goldmine and they're recently starting to take full advantage of it
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I know right, they always make a profit and have a very limited supply to keep up interest. Why not just over produce and have people realize how stupid it is very quickly.
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>>344726240

the fact this is making them any money is a sign that gaming is to die soon
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>>344726373
>>344726386

this, also I make money off of these stupid fads so I ain't complainin'.
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They did.

And they're successfully making it look like their products are desirable. At least in the short term when sales matter most.
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>sell out of your product thus driving up second hand costs due to high demand
>make more of that product and sell it for retail price and make even more money
Durr.
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>>344726240
>mfw i preordered it as soon as it went up
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What does it dew?
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>actually buying and wearing one of these

Might as well get “dickhead” tattooed on your forehead
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>Make a small amount of a product
>Have a division dedicated to ripping off customers on eBay
Those rotten bastards
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>>344726475
People have been saying that since tamogachi.
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>>344726631
>37 bids

Wewlad
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>>344726696
This
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>>344726696
>grown adults will wear that fucking thing
Autists unknowingly tagging themselves as autistic.
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>>344726240
I didn't even know they went up. How much were they?
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What in the actual fuck IS it? What does it do? Does it open up or something? Is it a pedometer of some sort?
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>>344726696
Everyone is playing this game. You already look like a fool constantly pausing while walking and holding your phone perpendicular to the ground swiping like a grandma using technology past the 1950s.
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>>344726240
What kind of manchild would wear this?
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>not making thousands of dollars ever since they came out with overpriced component cables for the gamecube, gamecube controller adapter, amiibos, etc.

>>344726931
$35

>>344726967
lets you capture pokemon without having your phone out
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>tfw they will never add smartwatch support because of this.
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Everyone who walked outside 12 hours after launch new scalpers were going to be all over that shit.
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>>344726373
this, same shit happened with wii selling out despite the demand, and not having proper stock for months after its release.

OP should never be allowed to run a business
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>>344726925
Actually it won't be considered autistic anymore once a huge amount of people start wearing it. Makes you think, huh?
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>>344727023
>lets you capture pokemon without having your phone out

Pretty sure it only tells you that there's a Pokemon nearby so you take out your phone.
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>>344726346

That spot still belongs to EA, Warner Brothers and Ubisoft
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>>344727135
Pretty sure it does.
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>>344727023
>lets you capture pokemon without having your phone out

What? How is that possible? Does it have a mini screen on it that you link to your account or something?
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fucking scalpers
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>>344727196
You click the button in the center and it catches the pokemon.
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>>344726475
If anything it just means console pokemon games are dead. They see how much more accessible and profitable it is to put it on a mobile market.
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>>344727196
color coded lights, lets you know if it was or wasn't caught

they went over it in painstaking detail during E3 but I tuned most of it out
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>sonyggers on giga suicide watch

sides runneth over
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>>344727046
>implying they didn't intend to make this all along
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>Smash is the most popular wii u game
>initially barely stock any non-mario amiibo
>like 15 adapters per store
>some didnt even get to fill preorders placed

>pokken is a fucking pokemon fighting game
>again, like 10 fucking pokken controllers per store
>only recently restocked them again
now, let me guess
>fucking app that is more popular than twitter
>5 bracelets a store, only at gamestops
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>>344726240
They're not even necessary. If you're walking, you can just have your phone out, and if you're driving, it doesn't matter because you need to focus on the road.
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>>344727393
>BLOODBORNE UNCHARTED 5. POWER TO PLAYERS
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>>344726976

>not turning ar off
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>>344727243
>>344727318
Huh, that sounds interesting. Technically speaking anyway, I haven't downloaded the app at all and don't know if I enjoy it or not.
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>Everyone that plays GO starts wearing one of these
>Those without them will become the minority
>Will be sent to Pokemon Concentration Camps
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>>344727163
Nah, not that they arent bad but I at least think they have a clue about the consumer, a very bad one but still a clue. Nintendo is just retard jew.
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Does using it still consume phone data or is this an alternative if you run out of it?
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>>344726240
Oh! So they made an amiibo for Pokemon GO, and artifically limited the supply of it, like they do with all their amiibos?
Smart nintendo is smart! They'll be able to sell them a little at a time for much money!
Is the wearable also of very low quality (compared to its cost), so it'll break, and people will need to buy more?
Very smart nintendo!
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Mobile gaming is profitable because the people who play it think all the nickle and dime Jewishness is normal.
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>>344727625
>amiibo invented artificial scarcity
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>>344727614
Yes it uses phone data, it uses GPS and connects to servers like a normal App its not magic
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>>344727614
Why would it not? Are you retarded?
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>>344726346
Enjoy your dudebro shooters and cinematic experince shit, then.
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Fuck, with their amiibo bullshit I should've known to buy 500 dollars worth of the fuckers and make bank back

People are dumb enough to pay premium for this shit, I should've have known.
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>>344726925
>>344727083
>Caring about being normal
When did /v/ get so normalfaggy?
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>>344727724
ive never heard of dlc, microtransations and day 1 patches.
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The Pokemon Go Plus thing is fucking stupid. It should at least tell time, or show you which Pokemon is nearby. Even that little walker thing in HG and SS could do these and it was fucking free.
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>>344727263
>console pokemon games are dead

fuckin sharing the wisdom anon, mind if I share mine too? have you heard about this recent invention called the calculator? It'll make the abacus bankrupt!
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Reminder that it only allows you to catch pokemon you already have caught before

if you want to catch something you haven't caught before you still have to pull out your phone
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>>344727889
There's not being normal and there's being a sperglord.
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>>344726976
You're high if you won't think interest among Normies will be all but gone in a month
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>>344727990
But all of /v/ is full of sperglords.
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>>344726475
Pokmen have been using the same stale formula for two decades now, same deal as platformers, fighting games and shoot'em ups. every single genre has been dead for a while except for zombie survival sandbox games which were dead on arrival, pun semi intended.
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>>344727743
Yes I know wizards of the fucking coast invented artificial scarcity.
But wizards of the coast haven't targetted the mobile market!
Very stupid!
Also their games are too complex for a random dumbshit faceberg tyronestacy to pick up and play!
Very stupid!
Plus, the game doesn't sucker you in with cheapo $5 "Starter decks" or other cheap equipment like that, baiting you into spending more and more money. Instead you're put straight into fighting against the $200 decks from day 1, so you can't get the dopamine hit of spending only $3 to beat someone, and the sunk cost fallacy can't set in!
Very stupid!

Nintendo is smart!
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>>344727990
Not that guy but
Why do you hang out here if you're so quick to call people autistic or sperglord?
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>>344728006
I can't wait for the accident stories to come out of this, people on campus are already driving like spergs because of it.
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>>344727083
>Actually it won't be considered autistic anymore once a huge amount of people start wearing it

Autists don't know they are autistic if people don't point it out to them. This is just wide scale autism.
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>>344728006
I can't wait until a careless truck driver winds up behind this guy.
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>>344727575

Apparently Pokemon has a clue, or this wouldn't take off as big as it did
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>Tfw I really wanted a watch
They do this low supply, high demand shit on purpose don't they?
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>>344728120
like you are?
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>>344728028
>interest among Normies will be all but gone in a month

Something like this? I doubt it.
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Do they make them more subtle? Wearing that in public would be more embarrassing than wearing a Pokemon shirt.
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>>344728089
There was a pileup on a highway caused from a charazard
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>>344728156
I genuinely think they didn't expect pokemon go to be this autistically popular and how many autists with money would throw money at a stupid $35 wearable that costs $5 to make.
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How?
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>>344726346
did you forget sony exists?

i did.
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>>344728237
based on google searches
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So I heard the watch allows you to catch Pokemon without taking out your phone. Is it even reliable at catching shit or will it waste a bunch of pokeballs and let the shit get away?
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>>344728180
Sorry to burst your little faggy bubble anon, but nope.
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>>344728147
She's gonna be famous guys.
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>>344728237
This is getting out of hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSzawDXyRUk
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>>344728237
>pokemon is better than sex
who woulda thunk it.
just wait until gen 3 and gen 4, pokemon go autists will kill each other for their waifumon
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>>344728278
>mfw using Bing for porn searches
Literally the only reason to ever use Bing desu
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>>344728237
its new. and popular. all new big releases see a dip in porn sites since users are to busy with X. But X always dwindles as the fad dies while stays consistent.
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>>344728237
Isnt yuporn the most barebones porn page out there? hell, i havent gone there since 2010 or so.
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>>344728298
denial is the first stage of being dead inside, anon, dont be a hypocrite, by stepping on other peoples dreams becuase yours died
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>>344728376
>calls it pokeman so nobody knows he's an autist
>slips up and starts calling it pokemon
>everyone in the workplace now knows
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>>344727263
>put it on a mobile market
as it has ALWAYS been? wasn't the last console game on the gamecube anyway?
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>>344728532
Youre over analyzing that a bit
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>>344726240
Kek it's amiibos all over again. I'm convinced they buy these things themselves and sell them for 4x market value.
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>>344727263
It's not that 'console' games are dead. It's that everyone has a smart phone and if someone even remotely liked pokemon is downloading this.
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>>344726925
yfw todays grown adults are the one that started out on the original red and blue.
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>>344728532
pokeman has been in pop culture for 20 years. Normies have claimed it
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>>344726696
Think it'll be possible to replace the strap and put one of these covers on it? $15 seems a little high for such a tiny amount of wood though.
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you were able to reserve on at Gamestop and Amazon, anywhere else besides that, though?
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>>>/vp/
Fuck this stupid pokemon shit
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>>344728237

fucking incredible
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>>344726240
They limit the supply on purpose. Makes moving stock quicker & easier.
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>>344728784
well i guess theres autism, and then theres A U T I S M
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>>344728906
You think this is bad? Go back to 2009. Then you'll see some real shit.
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>>344728376
It's already out of control.
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>>344728338
>using extra to describe a person
Where the fuck was this taken? Quebec doesn't have it yet and France doesn't do English.
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>>344728643
Typical autist response
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What can you even do with that thing anyway? How long until the chinese star selling their version of it for $5?
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the best part about these is i can wear one and blend in with all of these normies wearing one while the rest of you stay bitter and complain
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>>344728986
At least a wood design is easier on the eyes than straight up autism. That strap is fucking atrocious though, but now that I'm having a good look at it I'm guessing it can't be replaced. That's okay, I was planning on reselling mine when it gets here anyway.
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>>344726240
What the hell does this thing even do?
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>>344726240
It's almost like they have this weird thought that used prices mean that the quality of the product goes down in peoples' eyes. It must be the only excuse because for many of their products, whether it be merchandise or the games themselves, they seem to encourage higher prices through lower production. This method has kept it impossible for many first party Wii U games to be found any lower than $40 despite being many years old and collector's items to be scalped immediately upon release. The former is also reinforced through their attitude towards virtual console and preventing the price of retail games to decline or go on sale many years after release through their own digital service.

It's baffling that such practices could persist for years upon years by a first party company that has been making poor creative choices on top of wacky financial ones without some sort of repercussion.
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>>344728338
>advertising your reckless driving

holy shit, what an asshat
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>>344729164
Houston, Texas, they are just a bunch of tryhard hipsters.
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>>344728376
Lol! This shit is what makes the gaming community awesome. Seeing news anchors, CEOs and product brands acknowledge the existence of Pokemon makes me an epic happy gamer. Plus you get some awesome PokeHumor (combination of pokemon + humor) out of it, just like in the video. This is it guys. Gaming is finally going to be taken seriously -- I am eagerly awaiting the moment when Yassss Queen Abuela Hillary becomes president and makes an awesome nerd joke about pikachu during her inauguration.
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>>344729510
>being so hipster you start using french slang
what the fuck
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>>344728236

Who could have expected this? We are talking from 0 to most popular app
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>>344729775
Don't make ironic posts like that ever again.
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>>344726240
>Why the fuck does Nintendo never learn?
They did, who do you think is selling them for retarded prices on ebay?
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>>344727163
No

It's much better for a company to be greedy Jews than retarded
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I'm gonna wear two on each wrist so I can grind on 4 separate accounts

Get jealous noobs
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>>344726240
They got your money, they don't care.
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>>344730006
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>>344728006
>Normies are now the losers
Why is this allowed? reee
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>>344730143
>spending money on a f2p app
lol
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>>344728237
Fad
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>>344730062

No.
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>>344729164
Used to be England back in late 2000.

Key word, 2000s.
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>>344730341
Bait
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>>344728006
>Cops, please pull me over, I'm constantly on my phone while driving!
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>>344730562
fishing pole
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>was picked on cause I played Pokemon in middle school
>grown men and women are playing Pokemon go now
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>344731061
You were picked on because you were a weak little nerd who could get picked on with insignificant consequence.
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>>344728338
Imagine the developers at nintendo who did this because they hoped that their consumers would get more exercise and they just end up driving around a lot.
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>>344731061
i bet youre still the same ugly poo in the loo.
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>>344726548
That's now how it works faggot.
Look at beanie babies. They intentionally had a limited supply so demand would increase. The second they "retired" one people would line up for hours to get the last few.
This is why amiibos were so popular last year and this is why this thing will be desirable until the holiday season. Also I don't think they anticipated pokemonGO to be the world wide phenomenon it is right now.
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>1.6 billion people playing pokemon go
>only make enough bluetooth watches for 25,000 pre-orders
lol
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Now Nintendo are selling them on eBay for 'silly money'

They know what they're doing, they did it with amiibos
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>>344731339
Hey I walk around during the day.

Fuck walking at 2 am though. Plus there's almost no cars around so you can just literally stop in the middle of the road
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The fuck is the point of these watches anyway?
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>>344728237
Only kids fresh on the internet search "porn" to find porn, though.
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People will stop playing it in about 2 weeks when twitter gets bored of it. Any remaining "nerds" will keep playing until gen III "when pokemon was good". Afterwards it'll be diehards and some other autistics left.
People will still claim pokemon as their favorite though you can count on that.
t. A near-normie
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>>344728120
if enough people do it that just makes autism the new normal.
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>Pokemon is reaching level of popularity like it had in the late 90s

Well, damn.

Wonder if this will make my old Pokemon cards worth something.
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>>344728062
Mate, u alright?
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>>344731669
Makes it so that you don't have to pull your phone out all the time just to play the game. Really good battery and data saver.
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>>344731816
Yes. Doesn't change it from not being autistic as fuck though.
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>>344731837
Unless it's a foil charizard good luck.

I'd kind of like some of the gen 1 levels of merch for later gens though
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>>344729256
The strap is removable
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>>344731886
Oh shit lol.
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>>344731674
it's any search with "porn" in it

cuck porn, lesbian porn, scat porn, youporn, etc
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>>344727263
They are vastly different games. Go is just a social experience with no direct battle, no real customization for your pokemon and the battles are RNG fest and not interesting.
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>>344731669
Vibrates whenever Pokemon are nearby so you can drop whatever the fuck you're doing and wander around for 10 minutes while your real life remains neglected. It literally makes you a slave to your skinner box.
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>>344726925
>at my job today
>fucking everyone is playing pokemon go except for me
>even my boss in his 40s
>even the fucking indian engineers were sitting around playing it
>"oh Hardeep there is a clefairy right where you are sitting"

got fucking dammit how the fuck am i the weirdo now
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>>344730739
>but officer I swear I wasnt on my phone
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>>344732020
>It literally makes you a slave

Nah, some little watch doesn't do shit. People make themselves slaves.
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>>344727393
>Implying Microsoft isn't affected by this
wewlad
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*Gamefreak
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>Pokemon Sun & Moon won't make even a fraction of what Pokemon Go is making
What does it mean?
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>>344726925
By the time it's released the game will have the nerd-only title.

No one will wear it.

Watch.

The game gets dull by level 18 and most people are reaching that point already.
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>>344732113
Go back to work hardeep you faggot.

those shoes aren't going to make themselves
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>>344732165
wew, you're fucking stupid
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>>344732135
What's that song called again?

I know it's eurovision, but which?
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Anyone else think pokemon go is a beta within a beta?
This is just a testing ground for a pokemon go mmo for the nx, since its speculated that the nx controller can also function as a phone.
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>>344732224
That was them talking to each other I'm not Indian
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>Going to Ann Arbor tomorrow and walk around.
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>>344732216
That they'll realize the casual market is covered with GO and no longer dump down pokemon for retarded kids. A return to Gen 4 difficulty.
P-please?
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>>344732302
This is just ingress but with a pokemon skin.
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>>344732374
>and no longer dump down pokemon for retarded kids.
>A return to Gen 4 difficulty.
>Pokemon games started being baby mode when I was old!
No you were just shit at games before
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I thought it wasn't even out yet what the fuck
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>>344732216

Pokemon Go is free though
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>>344731269
Chill man I was making a joke.
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>>344732536
It's out in the good parts of the world and Australia.
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>>344732391


Ingress I found to be pretty boring, go isnt too bad so far if they deliver on everything they promised to be added which they probably wont because the full version is coming to the nx.
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>>344732654
I meant the accessory, not the game.
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>>344732654
Fuck off, cunt
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>>344732296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4
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>Live in Florida
>Work at FUCKING PUBLIX
>The whole stock crew including me are playing it
>My Managers are playing it
>friend coworker is rounding up people who have thursday off
>gonna go to Moss Park and various other places in central Florida all day and play Go
>have 75 pokeballs saved up and gonna get more until thursday
>everyones gonna get a power bank and carpool

FUCK everyone, this game is hearkening back to the days of early high school with HG/SS released with the pokewalker
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>>344732686
I never played ingress at all but from the people I've heard it had more shit to do than go.
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>>344732465
That may be true, but there is a noticeable drop in difficulty from Gen 5 to Gen 6. Along with the overly nice 'friend rivals' and the handholding dialogue. Diantha is a fucking pushover compared to Cynthia.
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>>344732216
That everyone and their wives' sons have a smartphone and not a Nintendo handheld.
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>>344728376
Its pronounced Poe-Kay-Mon

FUCKING NORMIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8aqbEmOj4M
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>>344732772
I watched streamers play ingress and all they did was go from point to point playing simon says with patterns on the screen.

Sounds pretty boring to me.
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>>344732772

To be fair ingress was just as horrible in the very begining. Go at least has the novelty nostalgia of the original pokemon which wont last for too much longer. They better start adding shit and fast or people will just stop playing.
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>>344726631
hmmm
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>>344732747
>early highschool
>hg/ss
Oh god, that really was six years ago
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>>344726475
its the monthly meme m8.

It'll get boring after a month.
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>>344726631
Loss?
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>>344729293
>It's baffling

Not really. Most people are stupid and equate expensive and rare with quality. Plus, understocking means that Nintendo is never left holding the bag. When games or hardware bomb like the WiiU or Starfox its less of a loss for Nintendo.

Nintendo just likes to operate by being very prudent with its choices like how all its hardware is underpowered but definitely cheaper to produce. It sells its games on the gameplay and gimmicks. Its just more simpler and safer.

Meanwhile, Sony and Microsoft produce and sell hardware at a loss and hope to recoup the price. This has lead to things such as people buying up Playstations so they can make a cheap cluster for parallel computing.
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>>344732135

>Cop pulled me over.
>"Stay away from this gym. This is a Valor town"
>"Officer, I am Valor."
>"Cool. Get your registration fixed. You don't need a ticket."
>Fistbumps me and walks off.

Fuck yeah.
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>>344732747
>this game is hearkening back to the days of early high school with HG/SS released with the pokewalker

No. It's back to the days of pokemon first becoming big back in elementary school, which is something you never got to experience.
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>Pokemon saves Nintendo again
>Nintendo is going to be in the black this year despite there being two (TWO) Wii U games coming out

Fug
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>>344732747

Your work crew isnt the only ones anon. A group of 50ish are also doing the same thing going around town tonight.
This will be the first time ive done anything like this in 10 plus years. Feels like high school man.
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>>344733045
Are you fucking shitting me right now
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>>344731948
>tfw I had a foil 1st edition charizard
>Lost it along with the rest of my shit when I had a falling out with my mother at 17 and left home.

What's sad is it was worth a lot even back in the day. I felt like the luckiest little fucker when I found it in a booster pack as a kid.
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>>344727163
Nope, EA being bad is a meme anyway
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>>344732789
>Pokemon
>Difficulty
The fuck are you on about? Pokemon was always easy as piss and designed for children. The only 'difficulty', if you could even call it that, is that pokemon is a grindy as fuck JRPG.
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>>344733467
I traded my holo 1st edition charizard to a highschooler for like 300 japanese cards.

He knew what he was doing and I had no clue.


When I returned home to collect my stuff the movers had stolen my book full of holos. Fucking mexicans.
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>see friend I havent seen in months while grocery shopping at 10 at night
>comes up and we shoot the shit
>asks me why Im buying a shit load of beer and a jug a milk
>ask her why she is buying nothing in a grocery store
>"oh, you ever hear of pokemon go? we are hunting around tonight!"

My fucking face when. I hear about this shit at work, at home, and anytime I even go outside.
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>>344732563
It has a cash shop
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>>344733585
Feels bad man. I remember the excitement of getting a Mew card for winning one of those leagues that Books-A-Million hosted; The ones where you got official little books they'd stamp every weekend, and you could earn actual pin badges. That's actually where I got the booster for the charizard too.

Man, those were the highlights of my saturday afternoons for months.
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Why the fuck wouldn't they include something like actual trainer battles?
Walking around and catching Pokemon is fun and all, but aside from the shitty ass Gyms, that's all there is to do
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>>344726475
Depends on if it has any staying power or not.
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>>344733914
Because feature creep would kill this game. They can't even get login, the most fundamental use case, working. Hell, it sometimes hangs at the splash screen.
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>>344733774
I wish I knew about that.

I only got the mew card from the movie that came out. I got to skip school to watch it.

I hope in my life they create a machine that lets you relive past memories.
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>>344728089
I saw someone get pulled over tonight for it.
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Is it bad that I don't give the slightest fuck about these things? Why can't you just take your phone out instead of spending money on some watch?
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>>344732465
>Gen 4
>difficult
it was slow and boring, not difficult
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>>344734426
normies want to fit in
protip: pokemon is the single most normie game franchise in existence
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>>344734426

What the fuck is that image supposed to be exactly?
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>>344733560

EA being bad is not a meme. Its just a fact.
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>>344734863
I fucked two girls thanks to this app. It's pretty fucking great.
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>>344734876
What if Zoom was a girl.
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just in case it wasn't already posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO0Bx-AkhOc
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>>344734426
These images just keep getting weirder
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What does curveballing do? It looks sick but doesn't give me any sweet bonuses for my gnarly style.
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>>344728048
Fighting games are trying new things but no one bothers to play anything but SF. GG has a lot of shit to make it different from other 2d fighting games, but you people will right it off as "anime trash" or whatever, even thought hat shit never bothered most of you 20 years ago. Well, those of you that were old enough to play games then, anyway.
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>>344733018
fuck off already
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>>344727023
>$35
Is that burger bucks? Fucking hell
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>>344732281
And you're a retard if you don't think that
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>>344732714
Grow up wankstain
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wait when the fuck did these even come out
I thought they weren't out for another 2-3 weeks
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Why is it so popular? Is there any gameplay to it? Do you do any thing with your mons?
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>>344728152
In my opinion it seems like a brain dead decision that couldn't have failed. They basically told another company to help make a game they already made, only with a pokemon skin.
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>>344736319
You sell them to the professor hunk.
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>>344736535
Yes it is, retard.
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>>344733194
>already got more users than tinder, heading for more users than twitter

It's going nowhere m80.
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>>344728062
Just build legacy slivers/goblins/elves.
Easily to pilot and shits all over modern and standard.
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>>344736535
>Release Date 7/31/2016
Retard
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>>344733560

Get out of this site. I lost three of my favourite companies to them, you fuck.
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>>344736535
Item has to ship within 30 days, retard.
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Nintendo is like a scalpers paradise. People will buy in bulk, charge it at a 600% price rate for six months, and only then Nintendo will produce more, just in time for the trend to die.
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>>344726240
>nintendo purposely limits product to create artificial demand
>they always end up making a ton of cash
>some arm chair analyst faggot on /v/ seriously thinks he knows better
lmao
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>>344728006

>a grill

Fucking normie trash.
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>>344728236
i want to hear your few predictions on what is going to happen when Pokémon Go releases in Japan.
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>>344727135
>>344727192
Kind of. If it's a pokemon you already caught, you can just press the button and it'll catch it for you without the phone.
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>>344733270
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>>344732789
Just turn off the exp share
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>>344726692
it vibrates

...thats it
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>>344728376
>Is that a pokeyman
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>>344726967
>pedometer
yes, it measures levels of pedophilia.
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>>344732747
More like it's harkening back to days when Pokemon was a colossal cultural phenomenon in the 90's, so basically something you never experienced.

You have no clue just how huge it was in the 90's if you're seriously bringing the fucking Pokewalker into this.
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I hope the people who bought that realize that all popular games for smart phones die down in time, I call it the flappy bird effect.
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>>344728738
I didnt say all console games were though.

>>344732008
And the money clearly shows them that's what people want from their Pokemon experience.
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>>344737998
Some get lucky and have some staying power, like Clash of Clans or Angry Birds.
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>>344726631
Charge your phone.
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>>344727163
EA is a horrible company although it's pretty funny that their consumers hate them passionately enough to vote them Worst Company in America more than once, beating out Bank of America which has actually destroyed people's lives.
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>>344733914
Because battles are too complicated for normies.
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>>344728410

Why? Does it work better?
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>>344732216
That Handhelds are better for long term than short term and phone games are the opposite
>Make mobile game
>Promotes and gets more people to get handheld
>make slightly more on handheld while raking in mobile shit and tons of brand recognition
Pokemon GO is fucking amazing advertising right now and they aren't paying for shit, i haven't seen one website that doesnt have it on its front page or people in public that arent playing it
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>>344739058
Or they could just focus full time on the thing making them infinitely more money for a fraction of the time and budget. Especially now that they have a ton of mons to just drip-feed updates with.
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>>344732739

Why does he wear the neck brace?
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>>344739383
Why would they?
They have a very very small division helping Niantic with this and are making a large profit, no reason to go full time. Flooding the market with their shit just makes them compete against them self and loses money for them
>Free socially popular game with IAP
>Promote full fledged game with social aspects of mobile game
>Make a full game for fans and mobile games for casuals while dominating market and making a profit
There is 0 reason for them not to do this.
All that is going to come to this is Nintendo going "Holy shit i guess everyone was right that mobile is worth looking into" and hopefully get more servers for their next launches and have them look forward more often at new tech.
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>>344739627
Companies dont strike oil once and say "well that was worth checking out, but it's not that important". They pursue it as hard as they reasonably can. They dont distinguish between main fans or casual fans, they see what's most profitable. Nintendo especially who is happy to almost completely bench less successful IPs like Metroid and Star Fox is bound to take such a route. If they see the vast majority are responding to their phone game it's not a stretch to believe they'll want to get as invested as possible in tapping it.
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>>344739058
>implying anyone playing pokemon go going to buy 250$ handheld +40$ game + sd card

no, its popular because its gen1 nostalgia + free + on device everyone owns + exercise

nobody cares handheld games. nobody got time for autist pokemon battles or trades or reading bunch of text on 240p screen.


you guys are delicionals
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Gonna wait for the EU release and buy as many as I can.
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>>344740004
Hasn't Amazon been selling out of their ORAS and X&Y stock since Go released? That's what I was hearing earlier anyway.
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>>344726475

gaming died a long time ago in spirit, the problem is it keeps making money for the wrong reasons
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>Inb4 this is Japs Gov plan to get all the NEETs out into the real world
>Its not available in Japan because they are testing the waters
>Super exclusive stuff will only be available in japan

>Inb4 legendary on top of mt fuji
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