Old soldiers never die.
Soldier 76 is like the grandpa I never had.
>>344725443
>>>/vg/
I want Daddy to fart on my knees !!
>>344725443
Soldier: 76 confirmed immortal
Why are people like this? Like, I'm dont even have fanficiton but shit like this just turns me off the fanbase so much.
>>344726565
woah..
TELL ME ABOUT REYES
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>344726565
What the fuck
>>344727193
WHY DONT YOU FUCKING ASK HIM
>>344726565
>>344726565
Just remember that it's just stupid ass headcanons and that Blizzardhopefullywon't give a shit.
>>344727340
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR AN OLD DOG
>>344727410
Didn't they already confirm at least one of the characters is gay?
>>344727446
OR PERHAPS HE IS WONDERING WHY A VISOR ALLOWS FOR INSANELY GOOD ACCURACY FOR A BIT
>>344726565
>people imagine fictional stupid shit
>this is somehow offensive
Have you ever been in /v/ lore threads? Console tan threads? All of /pol/? If people basking in their own shitty imagination makes you triggered, then maybe you should stay away from the internet.
>>344727624
WAIT, IF THE VISOR INCREASES AIMING, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING
Why doesn't he always activate the visor?
>>344727804
Because the aimbot dimension needs to recharge before he can unleash it again.
>>344727446
Or perhaps he's wondering why young punks would get off his lawn before throwing them out of an airplane
Why 76? Why not 43? 1337? 12. 71!
>>344727804
INSTEAD OF TURNING INTO A TANK, WHY DOESNT BASTION JUST PUT WHEELS ON THE SENTRY?
>>344727686
/v/ hates it when other people enjoy themselves.
>>344725443
They just... fade away
>>344727726
Judging by the interactions between Mercy and Soldier, I'd say it's like his respirator.
>>344725443
They go to Overwatch to suffer a fate worse than death
>>344726565
>tfw some tumblrcunt tries to call your husbando trans
>>344726565
Something about Genji being either an asexual non-loving robotic husk or being freaky with anything sounds kinda fitting though
>>344725443
They're just missing in action
>>344726565
Rein, Tor, and Widowmaker confirmed to be the only ones with heterosexual dicks made for impregnating sluts
>>344726565
A lot of the Tumblr shit I can at least slightly rationalize, but I genuinely just can't understand what kind of mindset making everyone literally anything but straight comes from
>>344729319
>Widowmaker
>heterosexual dick
>>344729391
"diversity" and "inclusion"
Either that or it's some kind of fetish.
>>344726565
>implying thats a fanbase and not just a bunch of mentally ill people invading shit to spread their mental illness
ever notice how trannies faggots spam everyboard with their mental illness? they dont belong to the boards, theyre just sick people. dont try to put project on a mentally ill person.
>>344726565
DELETE THIS
>>344729725
project reason*