>Other players start talking to me
>body's physiological fight or flight response triggered
>Other players start talking to me
>turns out, little monkey fella
>>Other players start talking to me
>Other players never start talking with me unless I troll them
>I start talking to other players.
>They respond normally.
Treat them like someone you know in conversation, don't bother with introductions or small talk. If you're a funny person, quip. If you're smart communicate with your team about the game. If you're neither and shitty at the game, be friendly. If you're neither and good at the game, shit talk and boast about your dick.
Always remember that they know just as much about as you do about them.
>>344725915
Autism
>>344723847
>doesnt automatically mute voice chat
>Join American raid
>speak up about a fight mechanic
>Oh you're an aussie?
>que awful impersonations
Every fucken time
>run into dude doing really fuckin good impressions on the mic
>crack some jokes but typed cause I got no mic
>he plays along
>breddy chill
>go meet him in the game
>social anxiety kicks in
>what if I'm just bothering or coming off as annoying
>join their little group of people fucking around anyway
>connection lostA-at least he accepted my friend request.
>>344724027
>other player speaks
>he says he can kick his height
>lol dude you sound drunk
>what
>>344727296
>>344724027
Weird, innit?
>>344726264
No, anon was offering legit communication advice and you're too stupid to figure it out.
>>344726648
That's not a noife, this is a noife!
>Other players start talking to me
>Turn air conditioner up to max output
>someone compliments your playing in game
>immediately start fucking up
>Players say 'Watch out for that guy!' referring to me.
>Starts stuffing my face with Doritos uncontrollably
>>344726648
>Chack anuvver shramp on the barbie queue sauce, right? Hahahahaha!
>Wotch out, a donkey ate his baby! Hahahaha!
>That's not nice, this is a nice! Hahahahaha!
>>344723847
>friends get drunk out of their minds over VoIP
>record them for posterity
>>344723847
>play co-op on console
>playing a level for the first time with some random
>suddenly, through my speakers, the voice of some foreigner nerd fills my room
>starts dissing me
>don't know how to mute him, don't have a microphone, so can't respond
>close game
>never touch multiplayer again
Do normies actually want this kind of shit? Why the fuck is the voice chat on by default? Why is my privacy being invaded without my permission? This has to be illegal somehow
I hate talking.
>>344723847
>Your team is down, you're all that's left!
>>344726648
>Join American server
>They're all globalists because of the fluoride in their water
>>344723847
>other players start talking to me
>say i have no microphone
>>344735767
>..... through my microphone
>>344735514
>join american server
>they haven't broken the conditioning
>>344723847
>People are talking in the lobby
>You say hello
>People stop talking
>Someone coughs
>Everyone starts talking
>You chip in something, like a laugh
>Everyone stops talking
>Left the session.jpg
>>344737949
WTF did you do to them.
Come on now, out with it.
