>plays game online
>team is all idiots
Put yourself in the box, scrub.
>me unga, team bunga
>>344720516
>Try to coordinate an attack
>watch the same idiot rush from spawn to the objective without waiting to attack with the rest of the team for an alpha strike
>"my team is retarded"
>Explain him why he is a pussy fuck boi
>[Unintelligible teenager frustration] in all speak
>Enemy team mocks him relentlessly
>Change teams after he proceeds to blame the rest of the team
>Camp him alone
>Everyone mocks him
>Everyone in the server starts having a good time and we all become good friends.Dirty Bomb is pretty gud
>>344720745
I don't know why i lost to this.
>Halo 3
>start matchmaking without a team, playing with teams formed by assorted people
>matched against a team of 3 guys who are firends
>we play two games against each other
>I play as the sneaky butthole who gets a drop on them every time, sadly they devstate any other members of the assorted group
>matchmaking throw us together in the same team
>we become unstopable
>we start to hang out for 10 games until matchmaking due us part
>turn off xbox
>next day remember to add them to friends
>list is full of recent players
>I do not remember their gamertags
What thy online Gods give, they take away.
>>344720745
It's ooga booga, you retarded nigger.
>>344720516
including you :^)
>>344721509
>going full bunga
>>344720516
I love it when that happens, it's free license to fuck around
FUCK shit teammates that blame you
>>344720516
>1x1 you and me in rosh pit
>brings my entire team, turns him into a pulp in 2 seconds
wait, what is this thread about?
>>344721509
>>344720745
>>344721601
go bakc to d2g fags