Driving while playing Pokemon Go is some of the most fun I've ever had playing vidya. I really don't want to get in an accident though. does /v/ have any tips for playing while you drive?
>>344706626
Don't
>>344706626
Yeah don't fucking do it you fucking faggot. If one of you fucking manchildren hits me because you were dicking around on your phone I'm going to shove it up your fucking piss hole sideways and rip your heart out through your asshole.
keep doing it, hopefully natural selection weeds retards like you out
Know peace.
>>344706626
dont forget to text your mom and tell her you will be late for dinner
>>344706857
This Anon has the right idea. The only problem is, he might end up pulling out some genuinely good plants by the roots too because of his idiocy.
>>344706827
>non-driving peasant
enjoy dying in car accident or landing in the ho spiral crashing your vehicle
>>344706967
I have three cars and a motorcycle you fucking bitch faggot, I don't want fucks like you hitting any one of them. Especially crippling me on a motorcycle because you had to catch a pixel on your phone.
>2016
>Driving yourself anywhere
>Not using Public transportation
>>344706626
Keep doing it obviously
>>344706827
>>344706762
lmao reddit moralfags
bacck to reddit you shits go
>>344706626
Phone holder,
stick it to windscreen next to hand.
Simply flick finger whilst driving
>>344706967
>worst idol
>>344707050
>ho spiral
>>344706626
>Pokemon Go
>Game
Get out
>>344706967
>gook cartoon lover manbaby
>>344707067
Good drivers can detect potentual dangers. Your own fault if you get hit by a retard. Bet you drive all over the road being a motorcyclist too
>>344706762
/thread
>>344707067
shit driver spotted
no one cares about your wife's boyfriends motorcycle. most people can multitask behind the wheel. kill yourself if you can't, fucko.
![FG3ACB1HJ6010K4.MEDIUM[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zCBA0HT.jpg "FG3ACB1HJ6010K4.MEDIUM[1].jpg")
>>344707141
>>344707273
That salt. You're this guy >>344707067
Aren't you?
>>344707281
Blow it out your ass kiddo
>>344706626
Pokemon Goaway
>>344707141
>killing yourself and random people is encouraged on /v/
>>344707289
I hope you run into one of those people that can't tough guy
>>344707420
Did I hit a nerver, Shit driver? :')
>>344707289
>most people can multitask behind the wheel
No.
No, they really can't.
Especially when it involves a phone. It's worse than drunk driving.
>>344707447
Why wouldn't it be faggot? This is an anoynmous website. Who cares what you fucking write?
>>344706626
Using your phone while driving is shunned here.
>>344707281
>Good drivers can detect potentual dangers. Your own fault if you get hit by a retard
>last year in bumper to bumper traffic
>but at the very end of it
>some moron comes speeding through on her phone and slams into me
>totals me car
>i ram into the car ahead of me and they get totalled to
>somehow I'm uninjured
>somehow the driver vehicle I was pushed into was uninjured
>woman who crashed into me is completely wrekt, blood pouring out of her entire face
>mfw
Point is, not my fault faggot
>>344706626
Let your car idle in a closed garage for a few hours before setting out on the road. Sitting in the car and visualizing helps keep you focus and boosts your reaction speed.
>>344706626
>mobile.
>Vidya.
Ladies and gentlemen we have reached a new low.
the meme has now evolved and people, after believe that pc has videogame vaule, now believe smartphones are for playing games.
>>344707532
Sorry m8 got a real short fuse for kids like you that don't have their learners permit yet acting hard
>>344707617
Found the redditor.
>>344707598
>People believe this
>>344706626
yeah
don't
>be truck driver
>loaded to about 70,000 pounds
>get to a steep, 13 mile downhill
>used incense before
>Didn't want to waste incense so I kept driving
>mfw trying to balance not gaining to much speed, trying not to overuse brakes so they don't overheat, and catching Pokemon at the same time
Caught a bunch pretty good Pokemon though
I couldn't imagine even attempting to play this game not drunk.
but that's just my two cents OP
>>344707691
Lol look at this faggot. Thinks he knows people AND getting shitty at a random person across the web. You have issues :')
>>344707778
Watch the lower right corner.
>>344706626
Kill yourself if you want, but don't hurt innocent people while doing it.
>>344706967
>Spending $10,000+ to get a decent car, tens of thousands more for a good car and if you spend less than that your car is a piece of shit that constantly needs maintenance
>Even then still spend thousands of dollars a year on repairs and registration
>Also spend thousands of dollars a year on petrol
This is why so many people are poor
>>344707842
Disgusting Valor fags.
IS THE SERVER DOWN FOR EVERYONE ELSE
FUCK
>>344707116
This, not meeting new bus buddies every day and sitting next to cuties making them smell you after your shift is done.
>>344706626
Mount your phone on your dashboard like all the uber drivers do. Play the game off your peripheral vision and dont take your eyes off the road.
>>344707841
Thank you for proving my point with your ironic smileys
>>344707281
>Good driver
>Playing with your phone
Good one, anon.
>>344708206
It's cute how you think you aren't a manbaby when you are on /v/. Stop kidding yourself loser
you're typing all these things into a mirrored surface while looking at yourself, senpai.
>>344708281
Did I mention anything to do with phones? No
>>344708337
Never said I wasn't baby, I was just giving you a verbal spanking for being an irresponsible manbaby
>>344707941
>'95 Camry: $4,200 6 years ago
>insurance: >$1000 per year with safe driver discount
>gas: $20 per week(at nearly double the american price)
>total repairs in 6 years: >$1000
i mean if you'd rather spend about the same amount of money to take the bus that's fine with me, somebody has to or there'll be no bus service when i'm too drunk to drive
>>344707842
At first I was like ugh
But then I realize you can just say it's a phoenix if and when this game fizzles out.
Can't really do that with the other two.
>>344706626
Work vehicle camera picked up someone playing this while driving earlier. Hope they enjoy their $400-500 fine and potential loss of license.
Find the nearest overpass and drive off it
>>344707281
>Good drivers
>Can detect potential dangers
>He doesn't know that most accidents are caused by other people and in a split second there's nothing you may do to avoid it
>>344707281
Yeah, don't you know that good drivers have absolutely no thinking time and 360 degree vision at all times?
>>344708704
Looking to pull off more or less the same. What mileage was on your car when you bought it? Any tips for a /v/irgin looking to kick the bus?
>>344707202
Yeah, why don't you? Pathetic NEET autistic faggot.
>>344707447
Do you not understand what a joke is? If you do, then are you aware that OP was making one?
>>344707202
>Saving a thumbnail.
The absolute madman!
>>344706626
You dont, I hope you get pulled over.
Once again v is rapidly gobbling up bait without a care.
>>344706626
you are adding to the contribution of the death of video games. You are your fucking phones, its pathetic. Why dont you just attack it to your fucking face.
>>344706626
>tfw you live in the middle of no where and have to drive 25 miles to the nearest gym
This game isnt fun desu senpai
>>344707447
is this your first day here, ledditfag?
>playing Pokemon Spy For Us Version
Sitting on a train feels like flying up a river while castnetting. Tons of Pokemon, regular changes in Pokemon types, Pokestops and gyms at every station. Not worried about crashing, killing, maiming, burning and dieing. Feels good.
>tfw shit pokemon
Where to cop better ones and easier way to level up.
>>344706626
I hope you and everyone like you gets weeded out of society, like a mass culling of shitty drivers, for being a danger to everyone on or near the roads. There will be a glut of moving violations and the loss of so many drivers licenses will result in perfect driving conditions for everyone else who just wants to get from point A to point B. Have fun paying extra for cop pensions.
what's the most based team in the game?
>>344713252
Instinct. any other team an you're a cuck
>>344714532
any reasoning behind it or nah?
>>344714608
nah
>>344706626
I thought Pokemon was shunned on this board.
>>344707778
>>344706626
Yell shit at people camping gyms..
>>344707067
>>344706626
at least try to steer into a tree and not a pedestrian or another car so you can remove your dumbass from the gene pool cleanly
just go and take a walk you fat fuck, jesus christ
>>344707202
but why would I when it makes virgins like you so butthurt?
>>344707116
It's not easy or time affective to do that the US, not counting cities. It takes me twenty minutes to drive to the nearest mall. Why take a hour and a half to do that on a bus, there and back taking up a quarter of my day to shop when I can do it in an hour. Fuck off.
How long until this PokeGO fad goes away?
>>344706626
is there a geo relocator script yet for this shit on android? i found one github that works for iphone and osx, but is there anything that I can run on windows/linux for my android? I think there was similar shit out there for ingress
i just wanna be comfy in home and catch em all ya kno
>>344718285
Download latest Bluestacks
Go into Regedit, disable Bluestacks Camera (Local Machine > Software > Bluestacks > Guests > Android > Config then change Camera from 1 to 0)
Download FakeGPS
Download LuckyPatcher
Download KingRoot
Root with KingRoot (Scroll to bottom, click the last option then hit "Fix", close the program)
Open LuckyPatcher, Use the "Rebuild and Install" option to install the FakeGPS app as a System App
Open LuckyPatcher after Reboot, Hit search then go to the top left and hit filters, hit the option for System Apps
Open FakeGPS, go into the top right settings, enable them all
Select a position you want to be, then hit the play button in the bottom right.
Load up Pokemon GO, login and whenever you want to move, pull the android bar down from the top of the app, hit the FakeGPS notification then drag the pin to a new position and hit the play button again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr1Uy9fEtFo
don't you stupid fucking idiot
i shouldn't even have to tell you this, and i wouldn't care because it's only delaying the inevitable, but you're putting other people at risk too
>>344718375
Don't they ban you for this?
>>344718661
...no?
>>344709964
>most accidents are caused by other people
but thats statistically impossible anon as there are more single person and 2 party crashes than pile ups so in the case of a single person they would have to either blame themselves of mechanical failure and in 2 party crashes its either themselves, the other party or mechanical failure so there is no way mathematically that more accidents could be blamed on another person.
Thats just basic math
>>344718483
where did they even find 3D models like that?
>>344718661
>>344718706
I don't know if they ban you, but the game can tell if you're using a fake gps and won't work
I tried leaving the app on while I was driving to work (45 minutes on the highway) so that my eggs would hatch. But I checked them afterward and they made no progress at all. Also I didn't hear it vibrate that a pokemon near. Does the game detect how fast you're going?
>>344718483
Did they make those models themselves?
>>344718948
>Does the game detect how fast you're going?
Pretty much.
>>344718948
>Does the game detect how fast you're going?
yes. anything over 20mph and won't count as walking
>>344706967
driving is cheating, i bet you use game genie too fagget
>>344714608
Real answer: Instinct has the least amount of players.
>>344712970
Save evolutions until a couple eggs are gonna hatch then use your lucky egg and evolve a shit load of pokemon.
That will level you fast and that's all you need.
>>344719107
20 km/h
or 12mp/h actually
>>344707141
>>344707617
>>344711148
>>344712430
You guys seem like outsiders who built an assumption on what this site is like and branded yourself with that identity.
>>344706626
>google needs new pictures for object identification that are out of reach of the white vans
>make up some shitty pokemon gimmick sending retards into people's backyards and private properties snapping away at everything
>now legions of manchildren are doing google's bidding of expanding control over the domain of private information yet again by another simple stick and carrot method
Good goys! Take the bread and circuses!
pokemon go now has more daily users than twitter
fuck this meme
>>344718661
Yeah. Don't do this shit
>>344719559
source?
>>344707067
You deserve to die. Can't wait to smash your fucking skull like a melon in my car while catching a Zubat, cuckmouth.
>>344719424
Memes were a mistake. This place has had a noticeably sharp decline in the last six years. Even more son than the decline before that.
>>344719603
similarweb stats
>>344707875
the dog activated noclip?
>>344719476
>implying Pokemon GO isnt a reskin of another Niantic game.
Where do yo think those Pokestops/Gyms came from in the first place hmm?
>>344719476
Huh, you can play the game with the camera off.
Its actually better that way, easier to catch pokemons, less battery waste.
>>344720023
>implying those aren't part of the problem too
>>344720292
>easier to catch pokemons
fuckin casuals
>>344720629
The point is, is that no one was saying anything about Google/Niantic useing the masses to take GPS specific landmark pictures until the Pokemon skin was put on top and more people started paying attention. This is not a new situation just more people are starting to see it as some sort of problem. Even though as the game stands you cant add any more locations to for Pokestops
take a shot every time you see a pokemon
its more fun that way
also your inevitable death will come sooner and you wont be as conscious when it happens
>>344712363
>getting spawns where you live
>>344719424
Holy shit this.
/v/ has gotten even worse over the past year, fucking edgelords waiting around for anything to scream about.
What a waste of someones time.
>>344719424
All of them came from /b/ or r/4chan more than likely and think "LE /V/ HATEEEESSSS EVERYTHING XDDDD" is true, ducking cancerous
>>344707645
This made me happy to read. Stupid bitch got what she deserved.
>>344706626
>playing while you are driving
I hope the police will take your drivers licence, because using the phone while driving is forbidden
>>344721556
Well its a good thing you've done nothing but waste time. Damn /v/irgins.
So is this game fun or is it the social experience that's fun?
I'm asking becauseI don't have any friends.
>>344708910
He literally has face tattoos
I dont think he cares, you fucking grommet
>>344706626
i hope you crash that car with no survivors
>>344706967
>not using patrician rollerskates
You guys are all retards.
>costs maybe 100 dollars a year to maintain
>can do sweet tricks on them
>can go down the narrowest possible side streets you have no idea
>can ride public transit with them no sweat
>ridiculously portable, just take them off of your shoes and pop them in your backpack
I've got a few pairs. Got one with flames on it and it's legitimately gotten me laid at least once, maybe twice depending on how you look at it.
Oh, and when we come out with hovershoe technology, I'll already be a fucking master.
>>344706626
Just get a friend to do it familam.
Get a Google car
You could hire a taxi, it's no worse than any other freemium shit
>>344707289
are you fucking 9 years old? you need to kill urself immediately if you really think this way before you kill a non-neckbeard whos life is invaluable compared to yours
>all this talk about bad drivers and accidents will soon be a thing of the past when all cars are self-driven
feels good man
>>344723219
>stones and small cracks become life threatening hazards
Nah
>>344722976
>because using the phone while driving is forbidden
"no"
>>344723219
How hard is it to git gud at rollerskating?
Also, quads or inline?
>>344723079
I play it alone and have a blast. you can interact with people without actually seeing or interacting with them if you go to the gyms at the right time
>>344719751
I don't think you can call a decline over 6 years sharp, anon-kun.
>>344707050
>be driving down the road
>calm sunday morning going to get some coffee and kick back with the gf
>onky going about 40 mph, decide to play some Pokemon GO
>one eye on the road, one eye on the game
>when suddenly
>holy fuck
>my phone picks it up too, thinks it's another Pokemon
>it's a fucking ho spiral
>dozens of scandalously clad women in a small tornado, the sounds of their raspy, sexual voices carrying along the street in a low tone
>these things are infamous for luring sedans full of horny men to their dooms
>I was one of those horny men
>drive towards it, almost in a daze
>but I remember the words of my old great grandfather
>don't land in the ho spiral, son, you'll drown in the ho's
>mfw I try to veer out of the way
>I succeed and barely miss the tornado, driving in the opposite direction it was headed
>mfw I will never play Pokemon GO in my car again
I have a job where i sit around and do nothing so I use an incense and then home screen out of the app, browse /v/ a bit, then go back. My gps spazzes out and my character walks a ways out of the building and back. Its nice being in an area with shitty sigal sometimes.
>>344723529
git gud faggot
>>344723810
Quads are way easier starting out than inline but they're slower, and they're more limited. Inline skates are way better for actual riding outside. But you can't get detachable inlines that go on your shoes, so it can be a hassle to use them for getting around.
Took me about a month of practice to be able to ride on the road. 15-20 hours I'd say is typical.
>Brother and I out for a little walk down to the Pokestop
>Pass by two girls
>Ask us if we're playing Pokemon, say yes
>One of them says they took over the gym and we should challenge it
>She's Instinct, I'm Mystic
>Fucking obliterate her Flareon and take it over
>Was the owner for a couple hours before some Valor faggot took it over
>Went back at like 11 PM with my brother and his friend and took it back
>>344707706
>People don't believe this
Please, get yourself killed out there on the road. Preferably not next to me, because you're gonna crash into someone.
>>344724535
>Check back after like an hour
>Someone took it back
Fuck
>No place is safe from pokemon go shilling
It's shit, you're all fucking drones. 4chan should be above this, but nope. They have all boards flooded with shills nowadays.
>>344725171
>If you like something I don't like you're a shill
>>344725249
That's right NSA!
>>344725352
Shit, he's on to me.
This thread has some top, top tier bait. Very impressive.
>>344719352
>>344719107
you also have to jiggle your phone to register steps.
>>344725249
It's funny because just a month back Nintendrones hate mobile with a passion.
>>344706916
you mean text her to get the tendies ready
mystics are faggots. instinct is where its at.
>>344707645
Technically you were responsible for hitting the car in front of you for being too close.
>>344706626
Don't. No sympathy to fuckheads who die in car wrecks because their paying attention to their phones and not their life on the road. Darwin Awards
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>>344706626
>Phone OS is too outdated to play it
I guess I'll just stick to real games.
>>344726050
Just download the game and install it as a third part app, ignoring the store completely
That's what I did with my S3. Works fine
>>344726025
This.
I bet the cops are making mad money off Distracted driving tickets right now.
>>344726187
That doesn't work when my OS is too outdated to play it anon, I already tried. My phone is stuck on Android 4.1 because Sony stopped supporting it.
>>344706626
>not dating your DD
>not having your own personal chauffeur to drive your drunk ass around while you catch pokemon
you're doing it wrong and you're a menace to society
>>344709256
what 3rd world pisshole do you live in where being on a phone is a primary offense?
>>344724425
>but I remember the words of my old great grandfather
>don't land in the ho spiral, son, you'll drown in the ho's
fucking got me hard
I never have enough poke balls reeeeeeee. Throughout the day I'm fine. I'm out and about and can stop where ever and get more, but there are so many pokemon around me that I run out especially at level 11when anything breaks out of the first few.
r8 my mons
lvl 15btw this has been fun. park a block away from me has 15 stops and 2 gyms.
>mfw walking my dog and talked to a qt with her doge
I'm going to find a gf If I keep this up.
Why are a majority of gyms controlled by high-level Eeveelutions? I swear every other gym has a fucking Vaporeon on it.
>>344727141
I have 3 700+ Vaporeons only because I've been trying for a Jolteon for fucking days now
>>344725623
>doesn't count if you have your phone locked
>have to actively carry it with you for it to count
what a load of fucking bullshit
>>344719424
I feel like this place got slightly worse in 2012, then significantly worse after Pooh Baseball hit /v/. There's the whole " /v/ was never good " ideology being pushed, but it was never as bad as it is now.
>>344726726
School zones m8
>>344712970
>Dratini
>Shit
Just got kicked out of the park by the cops.
There was about 300-350 people all playing pokemon. Besides an autist that tried talking to me most the people there were normal. It was fucking crazy though seeing so many people . Then at 9:50 cops surrounded the park walking around telling people to leave.
Thanks Surprise PD for doing your due-diligence stopping people from having fun.
>>344718089
I keep forgetting the US is a third world country in disguise.
>>344728809
I don't think you understand what third world means.
>>344728576
This happend at the Scandinavian heritage park in town, usually it is fucking dead aside from the Norsk Hostfest shit, it was some crazy shit
>>344709964
Did you plan your funeral yet? Might be a good idea.
>>344728968
Mars?
OP's bait aside, do people really fucking do this?
Like god damn.
so does anyone else have super good peripheral vision? Like god damn I don't really text and drive but it feels like people who get into accidents while texting just shouldn't, your eye still catches movement so you should be able to tell if someone stops in front of you but people just can't handle it I guess.
>>344728968
I'm pretty sure I do. Are you denying it's true?
>Probably the highest debt in the world
>Army gets more funding than healthcare
>"Healthcare"
>Ghettos a.k.a. slums
>Big division between rich and poor
>Low "standard of living" on average
Pretty sure it's a 3rd world country.
>>344729269
asian
>>344729320
Pretty sure you need to look up the definition of third world, faggot.
>>344707645
>ram into the car ahead of me and they get totaled too
How do you allow yourself to get close enough to total the car in front of you? Don't be a fucking retard of society and park a foot from the car in front of you at a stop and shit won't happen with him/her and your retarded fucking ass. Kill yourself.
>>344729139
that's fourth world dummy
>>344706626
Get someone else to drive you, so your dumb ass self doesn't hurt someone else.
>>344729535
He stated bumper to bumper traffic. If you space out like you're suppose to, people will try to nudge their way in front of you.
>>344729328
I don't fully understand
>>344707116
>sharing space with unwashed, retarded philistines
>>344729269
Its a matter of focus and delayed reaction times. When someone is focusing on anything but the road, even if they notice something in the corner of their eye, they generally won't be able to react faster than someone who was fully paying attention. A split second can sometimes be all thats needed for an accident to occur.
>>344706626
Don't until you have one of those overpriced Go Plus clips. Then you can just tap a button when you pass pokemon and pokestops are auto-collected.
>>344729714
Don't let them. Get out of your car and piss on theirs. They'll stay in their lane. For real though, I've never had issues staying a distance from the car in front of me and a car trying to get in. Honk and drive forward, they won't risk it. My car is better than theirs and so is my insurance, and I have a dash cam.
>>344729320
The US spends annually more on healthcare than every other country produces in GDP except for about 7 countries.
Learn what the fuck 3rd world country means.
>>344730012
no like I totally get that, but a lot of these accidents involving texting have nothing to do with a split second. I think most people just don't use their peripheral vision as much and don't really notice it.
>>344706626
The best tip I can give you is to drive fast and not steer ever, try aiming for a cliff face or wall. Eventually you'll hit a solid object and that'll be great for everyone!
>tfw 0 accidents 0 tickets in 8 years of texting/shitposting while driving
>>344706626
Crash your vehicle with no survivors.
>>344706626
>tfw someone else is driving and letting you rack up driveby items and catches
I know that the thread was made as a joke, but it IS kind of frightening how many people have advertised the fact they play this shit while they drive. On Facebook, or even talking to my co-workers about it, everyone's giddy as fuck about driving around while catching Pokemon. Do it with a friend so one of you can actually drive, sure, but some of these fuckers make it sound like a normal day commuting to work involves peeping at your phone for the nearest fucking Pokemon.
Just buy a self driving car, ya dingus.
>>344719751
>Memes were a mistake.
We fucked up. WE FUCKED UP!
>>344706626
>Drive
Nigga did Ash EVER use a car on his journey? No. If anything, ride a bike around to get the real experience
>>344730694
I don't think they mean driving and playing at the same time. On my late night walks I often see people cruising around neighborhoods, stopping at pokestops and gyms. You'd have to be a special kind of stupid to play video games while driving.
>>344731116
> tfw I had to give my bike away before this came out.
How the fuck am I supposed to know where to go when they are on the nearby screen when I click on them am I supposed to go to the leaves that get throw around? Can they move? Are they on a set time limit?
>read about the Vaporeon glitch
>live 30 minutes from the beach
Just got off work and loaded my kayak in my truck. Can't wait to rek people all day tomorrow.
>>344730956
Kind of like when /b/ started the whole trangender boom by raiding tumblr years ago... and people took it seriously.
yfw every "raid" or joke 4chan created, got blown out of proportion and made the world worse.
All these fucking retards who never played Ingress getting BTFO'd because they can't into driving and playing a simple phone game lmao.
>>344731597
>pokemon yellow
there isn't a glitch stop now
>>344726050
>>344726358
feels bad man i didnt fall for the apple kike tricks ios 7 and pretty much cant download any apps
>>344706626
Fuck you. Gary looked for Pokemon while driving around.
Don't be like Gary.
>>344731434
better get some running shoes
>>344708441
>Playing Pokemon GO doesn't have anything to do with phones.
I guess you are pretending to be retarded, because no one could actually be THAT stupid.
Nintendo is going to get sued out the ass because of this game. Watch an upcoming patch change it so the game will not work when it sees you go above possible walk/run speed.
>>344706916
DONT DO IT IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS INSIDE THE CAR
>>344731720
actually driving is stupid considering this game and ingress is run by those of us who play at work. if you're driving around, you're already behind.
>>344734110
Ingress is a bit different in that sense. I drive for work and I was able to hack/link portals all over my city because I was able to move around at work. So your argument doesnt really make much sense.
Reynad streaming pogo right now
>>344723219
>ROLLERSKATING
>not ROLLERBLADING
I bet your mommy still tucks you in at night faggot
>>344723219
What's the worst part about telling your parents you rollerblade?
Telling them you're gay.
>>344731559
They exist on a grid and move about the map. Fewer paws means they are closer. Top left is closest. Bottom right / most right if furthest (or farthest idk). Pulse means new pokeman.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2016/07/11/i-have-finally-figured-out-nearby-tracking-in-pokemon-go/#249d93d54a85
>>344730443
Not that hard. Cops are pvssies here in my-ami.
>>344712363
>Live in Las Vegas
>Literally 100 Pokeshops on the way to and from work and a perpetual 4 just where I sit.
>Have to dump revives and potions just to hold all my pokeballs
Game's still shit though. The game is inherently broken and people will keep putting money into it so they can buy more incubators and hatch eggs all day while sittiing on lure modules and using lucky eggs for evolves/egg hatches/constant catches from the lures.
Its about as P2W as any game has ever been.
This fucking thread is gold.
