Why so little vamps in games?
>>344675341
Because they suck
>>344675990
>>344675990
>>344675990
Anon, you make me sick
>>344675990
CARLOS!
>>344675990
First post, best post
>>344675990
>>344675990
>>344675990
>>344675990
>>344675990
>>344675990
oh yes please put me in the reddit page too heres epic reaction image to a samefag yippee fuck me in the ass please
>>344675990
>>344678196
Look at the number of unique posters you retard
zombies make better cannon fodder
>>344675990
>>first thread I see on /v/ and this is the first reply
Fuck this shit man
>>344675990
Can't argue with that one
>>344675990
mak sure to add me in an epic Leddit screencap for those upboats :^)
Who's the artist in the OP?
>>344675990
>>344678534
Would you let a vampire suck your cock?
>>344678838
Only if she bites into it as well and sucks twice the fluids out.
>>344678838
Of course.
>>344678702
REIQ, his signature is in the photo, you dummy.
>>344678534
First vampires to come to mind, other than Masquerade Bloodlines.
>>344678702
Would be great if they would sign their work , he?
... too bad..
>It's an "OP wants a softcore porn dump on /v/ but gets derailed" episode
A classic.
>>344678950
>bites into it
There's a lot!
VTMB, Soul Reaver, Castlevania, Darkstalkers, Final Fantasy Tactics.
>>344679190
It's worth it
>>344675341
Vampi is bae
>>344679086
vampires are sexual creatures cuz
VAMPIRES
>>344679217
I only have a toaster for emulation, what's the best way to get into the Soul Reaver and Castlevania games?
Just start from the first game and play from release order? I ask because like every other series, there are ones that people reccomend just skipping over for various reasons.
>>344675990
Oh shit I just saw this on r/4chan
Epic For The Win
>>344679217
>Mission against Vampires
>White mages go nuclear
>>344675341
>vampire without cape
what's the point
>>344679332
madman
>>344679190
Not hard obviously. I mean like little love bites while she grazes her fangs on your shaft
>>344679498
I think you can start Soul Reaver from any point in the series and have a good time. But release order always helps clarify.
Castlvania should be enjoyed with whichever version you think is most fun first. I wouldn't recommend release order at all.
>>344678274
all from reddit
>>344679190
vampire bites dont hurt but instead feel good. This is to prevent you from fighting back or waking up
>>344675341
>there will never be another vampire rpg like Bloodlines
>there will never be a vampire game that isn't a simple hack&slasher or up its own ass with "muh dark children of the night" emo crap
>>344675990
Put me in the screencap
>>344679716
>Castlvania should be enjoyed with whichever version you think is most fun first.
But I haven't touched ANY of them, anon.
Same for Metroid, which is really stupid considering Metroidvanias are my favorite genre.
Did you mean console wise?
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>>344679943
So I guess you have to try each one and see which one pulls you in, huh!?
Make your choice.
>>344680097
That's a lot of pressure, anon
I thought Lords of Shadow 2 wasokay.
>>344679498
Well, Soul Reaver is actually part of the Legacy of Kain series. Here's my recommended order to play them. This is the chronological order for the story, not the release order of the games:
Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain (PS1)
Blood Omen 2 (PS2)
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (PS1)
Soul Reaver 2 (PS2)
Legacy of Kain: Defiance (PS2)
Blood Omen 2 came out after Soul Reaver 2, but its story takes place between Blood Omen 1 and Soul Reaver 1. I think it's the worst game in the series. You should still play it to get all the story, but you won't miss a whole lot by skipping it if you can't stand it. However, you should definitely play all the others in the order I recommended, because they all follow and build on each other.
>>344680274
>only vampires from weebshit
no thanks
>>344679871
VtM is a tabletop, we might get another licenced game in the future.
>>344679879
Sure
>>344680274
>anime "vampires"
lol no
>>344680274
Dio wins automatically
>>344675341
Because the best one already exists.
>>344675341
wait a minute that vamp.
>>344675990
>>344680548
Nah, Alucard is definitely the strongest vampire there in terms of power level, especially if it's quantum catboy Alucard.
>>344680598
I played through that game for the first time like two months ago in one sitting.
It was pretty much what I expected: A braindead brawler with horrible bosses and mediocre level design.
Took me 6 hours, so it had challenge.
>>344675990your blood
>>344680598
Awesome game, i did another run on PC awhile ago, it was like 2 dollars on Steam.
A hidden gem. Rayne was sexy an her banter was amusing.
>>344680457
To be honest, I wish they'd make it a little less like P&P. The combat system was kinda crazy, since you could become completely immune to damage pretty easily.
>>344680496
thank you, anon. I dont know how to thank you other than upboats when you post it on reddit.
>>344681197
I wanna fuck that... whatever that is. Been a while since I saw the Goofy movie.
>>344680926
Then I pull out Giorno the half-vampire with his unbeatable GER
>>344679026
>>344679058
Didn't notice it, was quite small. My eyes were fixated on something else anyway. Reiq usually has a bigger splash mark tho.
>>344678614
Why is she so smug?
>>344678838
you mean would you suck that vampire's cock
>>344681673
cocks are good
>>344678614
shut the fuck off retard
>>344681478
Because she lacks a chest
>>344681673
IM gonna need some salsa here. Help me out.
>>344675990
>>344681673
Source? Google and sadpanda aren't helping.
>>344681673
Source please.
>>344681935
I waited an hour for this.
>>344681843
>oppai loli
I'd cry, too.
>>344681673
Requesting source.
>>344681673
WHERE'S THE FUCKING SOURCE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344675990
>>344682975
>tfp
fuck yeah
>>344682975
YES YES YES
>>344683043
Truly the best
>>344682975
You sir are a god, thank you.
>not posting the new feminist redesign of Vampirella
Posting best vampire.
Vampires are shit tier undead creatures
I want a game where you play as a skeleton or a necromancer and have skeleton minions.
>>344683290
Insulting to look at
>>344683329
Atari Dumbledore is a shitty vampire. Just like pretty much anything by Nasu.
>>344683290
The literal embodiment of the feminist sense of entitlement to a world and culture they completely fail to understand.
>>344675990
>>344683329
Well at least you didn't post the remake version.
What type of vampire would you become, if you were allowed to choose?
That or get rubbed with Gympie Gympie tree leaves for 10 seconds.
My answer is obvious.
>>344684760
>if you were allowed to choose?
But does one even truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate and thus defy the tyrannous stars.
>>344681935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgZiBS64sC4
>>344675341
I love the sharp teeth they have
>>344684957
>>344684957
>There will never be a new LoK game
>>344686050
>Their tech demo was a failure
>Neither hide nor hair of it since it's mention in some foreign magazine and a couple youtube videos
>They shut down their MMO due to it not being cash positive anymore.
A withered husk of it's former glory.
>>344680457
There won't be another one like Bloodlines.
>tfw no modern dev would make a character like FAT Larry for fear of racism accusations
>>344675341
I really enjoyed how vampires ended up becoming a major plot point in Baldur's Gate 2.
DRACULA PENIS
>>344680274
KONO DIO DA
>>344675990
>>344679812
And possibly to make you beg to be their feeding slave.
>>344675990
nerf this
>>344692259
Which I would.
I know, right? He only appeared in two of the series' games.
>>344683608
So... Diablo 2?