What's going to be at the center of the galaxy /v/?
>>344671853
#BuyOurNewGame
A black holefilled with buyer's remorse
Remember: no multiplayer, you cannot meet, trade, chat or otherwise interact with other players on purpose.
The object with the strongest gravitational pull in all of cosmos.
ur mum lol
>>344671949
>mom*
>>344671942
Oh no, a game I don't have to share with random dipshits!
God :^)
Should be a black hole if they knew anything about astronomy but they likely don't.
>>344671853
Kos or Kosm.
>>344672131
Can't expect Amerifats to respect history when they have none of their own
>Fall not Autumn
Autumn too hard to spell for our simple, tiny minds, but the leaves fall so we'll call it that
>>344671853
A massive procedurally generated dragon dildo
I remember there was some interview with the director of No Man's Sky where they asked him what was in the center of the galaxy, if it was something big and important, and the director joked that Peter Molyneux was at the center.
>>344671853
A multiplayer lobby.
Super massive buraku horu
>>344672536
>But it’s actually the opposite: at the time shortly post-Shakespeare and pre-Ichabod when the majority of British settlers arrived in North America, they actually spoke much more like current Americans than current Brits.
The real gameplay jajajajaja
>>344673124
it's all gameplay
ass
>>344672717
>Peter Molyneux was at the center.
>reach the center
>it's the first fable game and it's everything we dreamed of
>>344671853
A big ass thick tranny dick that will make you str8 white bois mouth water hahaha
>>344673859
Holy projection Batman
>>344671853
The true gender of that twinky irish """""""""""boy"""""""""" on the dev team
>>344671853
A menu where you can generate a new universe using a custom seed.
>No Man's Sky Will Take INFINITE Years To Fully Explore
>>344671853
Probably the thing that serves as the game's logo, I heard it's the computer storing everything uploaded by the players so it's got to be important
>>344671853
a gf
>>344672449
>>344674421
It's probably just gonna be a "Last Question" sort of deal.
>>344674421
>>344671853
this it will be the atlas ofc
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>344671942
fuck off shill. im not buying your shitty game
>>344671942
sounds perfect
>>344675828
y not
>>344671853
Of course it's gonna be Steve.
why, my peanus weenus of course hahah! it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah
Mew 2
>>344671853
The procedure generator
A jew
A Ram andafewdaysagoandhaveamaxoftheshowithoughtwhynotwriteacheckfromtheislandsoftheshowupatyourhouseorapartmentinthecarwithafewdaysandtimesanditwillnotsurehowIwouldbethesamethingwithyoucanfinditonatestdrivetothebeachandtheotherhandandtheothersideoftheshowithoughtwhynotwritealettertothenewjob
>>344679450
or your mom's fat fucking pussy
>see that star? you can approach it
>this threads will have more content than the game
@344679863
stop
the game is going to be FUCKING AMAZING
>>344671942
>no multiplayer, you cannot meet, trade, chat or otherwise interact with other players on purpose.
Perfect, I like single player games anyways
A monolith!
>>344671853
About 3 GB
bing bap wazoop bee bop zap nigga
>>344671942
And? How is that a negative?
>>344680535
I can't meet ur mum to fuck her in her big fat Fucking ass laying on a gas giant
>>344672819
eheheh
>>344680986
Fuckin savage m8
>>344681125
what's so funny you fucking piece of puke?
>>344671853
MADNESS
>>344671942
You were going to torrent it anyway, why do you care?
>>344671853
A message saying to buy its DLC.
it's supposed to be sort of realistic right so probably the sun?
>>344671853
You become transgender
>>344681631
OMG YOU"RE SO STUUUUUPID
I'M RAGING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M SO MAD I CAN'T EVEN
Just kidding, you actually forgot to bait that hook senpie dezu
>>344682030
DESS
you get a gf
A tiny little orphan planet
Nothing seems to be out of the ordinary, but when you go to the surface, you realize there'ssteam codes for Spore carved all over the place, and a sign planted into the ground that says 'you just got goofed on, dork'
>>344682476
Well I didn't expect that, kek.
>>344671853
It's going to be some eternal return shit. Some ancient alien race or artifact that resets the universe and you start from the beginning with perhaps a different seed.
My Benis :DDDDD
Some copout message that we must help each other in life or sumsuch.. It's going to be Journey except in space.
Well, to match our understanding of astrophysics, whatever it is has to be an incredibly dense mass.liek ur mam
>reach center
>cut scene plays
>its a trailer for half life 3
>turns out valve paid hello gamed to make a game that is literally a trailer for another game
>>344671853
>>344685275
"Feed me Semour, FEEEEED MEEE"
>It's a multiplayer lobby
>From here on out, you can play with your friends and carve out the Universe together
Anything else will probably be a disappointment.
>>344685237
>turns out valve paid hello gamed to make a game that is literally a trailer for another game
That actually sounds pretty awesome
>>344685625
Do you remember Curiosity?
>>344671853
who cares?
>>344685762
...The mars robot?
>>344685860
I do
>>344671853
Other players who reached it and essentially a new game plus that lets you adventure together if you so desire.
But they're keeping it a secret as not to spoil the surprise.
>>344686763
Shill
>>344687040
no u
>>344671853
Remina.
>>344671853
god dammit fix your god damn S' you stupid shitty typeface maker
