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>It's estimated that Pokemon Go at #1 is grossing over
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>It's estimated that Pokemon Go at #1 is grossing over $1.6 million each day from the iOS app in the US alone

hahahahaha holy fuck
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IT'S OVER.
NX IS FINISHED.
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I just caught a squirtle in the wild... Did I just steal some new players starter pokemon in my area?
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>>344660574
No. They do appear in the wild you know.
One guy caught a wild venusaur.
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Nice gameplay lol this game is so gud xD
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>>344660574
No, you can catch and hatch all the starters. If you couldn't, you'd never be able to evolve or powerup them.
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>NINTENDOOMED SINCE THE 20TH CENTURY
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>no proper battling
Why do people like this "game"?
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>sitting by computer in just my boxers
>look at Pokemon GO
>a Horsea Woodard across th street in someone's backyard
>click it and manage to engage it even though it's too far away
>catch it

Suck it walking fags, I can catch Pokemon by being a lazy fatass.
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>its not even out in Europe, Japan, or China yet

yo is it possible to buy nintendo stocks now?
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>>344660542
This is NX. FTP mobile shit
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>>344660878
Because walking is actually really enjoyable when you have something to occupy yourself with.
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>>344660878
Because the battling us more than fine for a phone game, fgt.
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>>344660482
I wonder why

Also I've seen some friends post about how they bought 200 balls


... I have so many from running around yesterday I had to start deleting them to collect revives and great balls
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>>344661239
sure, why not
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>>344660482
pokemon is a casual af game anyways. I'm enjoying the shit out of this and wouldn't be mad if this is the future of the series. especially after seeing these new gen 7 pokemon.
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>>344661507
>it's ok for it to be shit because it's on mobile
People like you are the reason this game will never reach its full potential
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Can someone explain how I track down Pokemon once they're nearby?
I select them from the nearby screen but all that does it make some leaves fly in one area and then the next minute a completely different area.
And what does tapping the map do on its own?
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seeing nintendrones gleefully suck a corporation's dick for this is disgusting.

VIDEO GAMES
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>3 paw Squirtle shows up
>walk 3km in one direction
>still 3 paws

With that much money, you'd think they'd put some of it into the actual game.
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>>344662432
seeing sonyggers being buttdevastated is glorious.
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>>344660737
Just because they're not going out of business doesn't mean they're not dead.
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>>344662606
I think any anti-nintendo posters are happy with this development seeing how cancerous mobile shit is
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>>344660482
So it's made about 7 million dollars. Big whoops.
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I find it fucking hilarious how /v/ is always so mad that mobile shit sells.
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>>344662632
DEAD SINCE 1889
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>Nintendo will finally leave the console race in order to make freemium mobile shit

feels good
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>>344660913
>(translating from whalespeak)
>"Help, I can't find my feet or penis under my 'healthy' layers of fat. I want to use my Rascal but I'd rather make fun of these anorexic fags."
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fucking this
I walked for 3 hours following the blinks of a geodude's silhouette and couldn't find shit, still 3 paws
even hatched 3 5km eggs fucking fuck this shit game, its just better to stay at home and use your shitty incense
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>>344662751
I'm not mad or surprised it sells I'm mad that /v/ is also part of this cancer. This kills pokemon and nintendo. Hell this might go even further and bait other companies to go mobile centric. Look what happened to Konami and Capcom.
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RELEASE IT IN CANADA ALREADY GOD DAMMIT
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>pokemon go made more on its own than all of the Wii U lineup

Nintenshits on fucking suicide watch jesus christ
>b-but it's ok when Nintendo goes mobile!
>j-just $5 more dollars mommy! I gotta recruit this waifu into my Fire Emblem harem!
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>>344662504
Bruh, try turning 90 degree in a direction. You're probably doing pic related.
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I went to the lake near my house and there were at least 30+ people catching shit with lures every where.
I didn't really think it would be this fucking crazy. There were people riding around the lake blasting the pokemon theme and rap.
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Casuals win again.
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>>344662906
Don't bother, nintendrones will never try to see further than their own backyard
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>every thread has people here who scream and cry and throw internet tantrums about how much they hate this game and hate seeing people having fun
>post threads about car accidents and people getting mugged / raped in allies
>this changes nothing and this game will continue to rise along with the collective IQ
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>>344662632
They can be dead to you personally, sure.

For me, that wouldn't be because of mobile games though, but because of DLC and amiibos.
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DELETE THIS
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>>344662504
You were walking away, dumby.
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>>344660482
Fuck me, it doesn't even have ads, it's all by in-app purchases. What a fucking business.
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>>344662729
Well, then there's the Android version. And the game's out in both Japan and Europe now.
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>>344663046
It's gone now, but 3km should be far enough for that not to happen.
Wish there was at least a hint as to which direction I should be going, it's hard enough to go in straight lines in European cities as it is.

>>344663183
If I was walking away, it would have disappeared long before I walked 3km.
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Holy shit this game is piss easy to catch shit if you live at a university. Lures up 24/7 with stops every where.
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>>344662978
A lot of us are adults with jobs who can buy girls for our harems with our own money, thank you very much.
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I walked around campus and there are literal bands of pokemon trainers walking around.

This is what I wanted life to be like when I was a kid. I woulda given anything.
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So, question.

How is this even really a game?
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>>344663252
I know. It's just hard to believe that it hasn't even been out for a week yet. Will the steam die down by a month?
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>>344661239
Nintendo's stock is the highest it's been since 1983.
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>Nintendo has to rely on a gimmick to succeed
Why is this news? and why aren't Pokemon threads moved to /vp/?
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I'm out of the loop. Does it have microtransactions or something?
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>>344662978
>Nintenshits on fucking suicide watch jesus christ
>Nintendo making millions off just 1 game
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>>344663261
>>344663261
Did it move up the position at all? It was probably two separate ones. Or did you have an incense?
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>>344663385
Because they aren't actually against the rules.
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>Stocks are at the highest since before the Wii U
>Even higher than when Nintendo announced they were making mobile games
>Still hasn't even released in more than a handful of countries

BUY FUCKING NOW

Buy right now before they launch Animal Crossing in Japan
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>>344663421
Unless you own a ton of Nintendo stock enjoy your phoneshit lmao
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>>344663453
It moved up sometimes, but then got further away again, so I turned around and walked 90° from where it started getting further away, still never changed from 3 paws though.
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>>344663363
Maybe. I hope so. The more money this makes, the more bullshit like it we will see.
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>>344663418
Yes, but you can complete a good chunk of the pokedex without them if you live in an area with tons of stops and people.
Let other people spend their money on lures.
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>>344663363
If they add more Pokemon it's never gonna die down

Pokemania took at least 2 years to die down
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>>344662906
>This kills pokemon and nintendo

Nintendo killed itself long before this
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>>344663385
>rely on a gimmick

You make that sound like it makes any amount of sense.

Gimmicks are always a gamble.
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So what's the grass sparkle stuff everywhere? It's not Pokemon cause shit all happens when I walk to it
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>live in Texas
>if I go for a walk to catch pokemon I will literally die from heat stroke.
Why live.
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>>344660482
>A game about evolution bringing natural selection to our world in the form of people getting mugged and run over in the pursuit for fictional animals. Pottery.
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>blue is full of fedora-tipping nerds
>red is literally hitler

IF YOU AINT YELLOW YOU AINT A FELLOW
JOIN INSTINCT IF YOU GO HARD IN THE PINK
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>>344663646
Specify the point in time.
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>>344663356
As far as I can tell, it's little more than a Pokedex app.
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>>344663356
It's a game by definition.
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>>344663569
Oh OK.

Thanks.
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Why do normies like shitty games like this and flappybird?
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>>344663750
>really
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>>344663183
>>344663046
3km shouldn't even be remotely possible if each paw represents 50m as most of the internet has been saying.
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>>344660737
It is doomed now because they have discovered the wonders of smartphone games.
Nintendo might be alive, but their paper in console gaming is coming to an end.
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>>344663539
>Nintendo makes profit by releasing games
>Sony makes profit by forcing paid online

Pottery.
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>>344663550
Could just be GPS issues. Sometimes it takes as long as five minutes for the GPS to catch up to you. Or if you have an incense, the Pokemon could actually be coming to you but you're walking away from it.
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>>344662729
You'll care in a month when it's still making bank and Nintendo questions doing anything else.
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>>344663183
the fact that you even have to do this is retarded,
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>>344663783
Don't rag on FlappyBird.
It's a legit arcade design with fail condition and high scores.
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>>344663734
November 2012
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>>344663843
mobile shit isn't a game
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>mfw all of my friends play this shitty game and we're all 24+ years old

I should get new friends desu.
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>>344663843
>Nintendo releases games

BAIT
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>>344662906
>>344663132
>>344663646
>If Nintendo loses money they're dead
>If Nintendo makes money they're dead
Holy shit can Nintendo ever win with these people
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>>344663815
We'll see about that.

I'm very curious to see what the fuck NX is.
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Does this meme game works on Tablets too or is it phone only?
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>>344660648
>penusaur
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>>344663894
>>344663923
>This salt
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This is a good thing. With more money, Nintendo can afford to try new things and innovate.
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>>344663894

Yes it is whether you rike it or not
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>>344663843
>Apps
>Games
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>>344663836
Is that a real fucking article?
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>>344663972
The game is about walking in the street and using your camera to find Pokemon like Invizimals.
You could, but you'd need a data connection, and you would look autistic as fuck going around pointing with your tablet's camera.
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>>344663931
>if nintendo spiritually and culturally is dead they're dead
>if they aren't they're alive

it's that simple, they've been dead since the wii. You fags who buy their shit out of nostalgia are pretty pathetic to be honjest
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>>344660482
FUCK OFF

>>>/vp/

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE THAT BOARD MOBILE SHIT SKINNER BOXES AREN'T EVEN VIDEOGAMES
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Nintendo died years ago, neo-Nintendo turning to smartphone shovelware should surprise nobody.
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>>344661239
It might be too late to jump on that train.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-nintendo-stocks-idUSKCN0ZR027

Nintendo's stock value has gone up $7.5 billion in just the past two days. Might be a little risky buying now.
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>>344663883
Specify event.
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>>344661595
>Buying items
Or you could actually do what the game wants you to do, and walk around your town exploring and discovering new things to get items. Yes. Actually GO OUTSIDE and get a minimum of light exercise. I've literally seen a bunch of autistic nerds, chads, and a couple cops come together outside a cafe downtown that had a lure. No one got bullied, everyone had a good time, everyone got pokemon, and we all discovered a neat cafe. Shit, I'm heading down to the delta with some friends this weekend to drink, go rafting, and try and catch some water pokemon.
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>>344664068
4 million keks
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>>344663894
And Undertale's a meme game. Right, parrot?
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>>344664068
Read the fucking rules, you dumb nigger.
Pokemon is still allowed on other boards.
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>hear about pokemon go
>don't give a shit
>start reading greentext stories here
>sounds fun, install it on my cheap ass notsosmart phone
>crashes constantly
>500mb ram, 2gb requirement
yeah ok didn't wanna play anyway
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>amiibo
>mobile shit

WOW CONGRATS NINTENDRONES!
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>>344664140
shut up you rat shill
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>>344664039

http://pastebin.com/SHD1ANtN
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>>344664073
Did you feel attacked by that? If so, I think your selfrespect might have died a little more than Nintendo did.
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>>344660482
Source?
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>>344664172
Never played it nor cared for it personally, but yeah it's a game
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>>344662825
You're just jealous of my Horsea
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>>344663843

>b-but sony!!
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>Splatoon sells over a million copies
>Pokken Tournament sells over a million copies
>World excited for Breath of the Wild
>Release most popular app in recent history causing their stock to blast through the ceiling

Nintendo is dead famalam
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>post yfw buy stocks and value goes even higher when it's released worldwide
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>>344664061
>if nintendo spiritually and culturally is dead they're dead
I guess Sony and MS have been dead for years then
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>>344664263
>http://pastebin.com/SHD1ANtN

Good lord.

How could it ever be relevant that he's black?
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>>344661595
Forgot pic
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I love how just a few years ago /v/ was shitting on everything mobile related.

Now look at this shit. All these normalfags cucks literally defending tapping gameplay.

Might as well just stick to shitty flash game on the net if you're this easily entertained.
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>>344664073
the Touch Generations shit really was a dark time for nintendo looking back, wow
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>>344664340
Pokken wasn't very good honestly.
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>>344660913
>I can catch Pokemon by being a lazy fatass
you have no idea how right you are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO0Bx-AkhOc
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>>344664172
Undertale is overrated shit and pokemon go is pretty based. This is coming from someone who primarily plays and owns Sony.
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Gotta love pokecucks wasting money on shit like this, makes my day
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>>344660482
$1.6 million seems incredibly low for how big that game is.

But yeah, people are fucking morons. What are ya gonna do?
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>>344664416
It's always okay when nintendo does it
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>>344664403
Well that's cute. I guess.
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>>344664452
Shit you're right Nintendo has to give all that money back now
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I only wish they had included battling wild pokemon battling, as the only other option is outmemeing people at the gym,

Do you think they'll eventually add it? at least as an optional thing in the future?
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>>344664403
jesus christ
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>>344664416
It's getting /v/irgins out of the house, I'd consider this to be good.
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>>344664403
Wow, that's actually a fantastic business move
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>>344664193
Mobile game are a $80 billion per year business. This is a smart move by Nintendo and has proved to be massively successful and profitable. Stay mad.
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>>344660482
As an avid pokemon fan I kinda wanna try it but at same time i'm not normie enough to upgrade to a smart phone that and i'm in UK which at this rate wont be released for another month
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>>344664403
This shit is fucking ingenious, can't wait for the game to actually be out here so this happens.
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can't wait till people forget about this game
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>>344664416
I don't see /v/ embracing this game in any big capacity.
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>>344664535
Jesus christ, this trite is repeated so much I'm positive it's something from a shill manual.
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>>344664416
>defending mobile shit

Never. But I do like seeing faggots mad that Nintendo is making money.
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>>344662504
Pokemon you haven't caught yet seem to get stuck on the "radar" until you restart the app. I saw a Krabby silhouette on the radar when I left my home, walked ~5km and it was still there, but restarting the app got rid of it.

I have since started restarting every time a 3 paw silhouette is stuck on the radar for a while and every single time it disappears while the other nearby Pokemon show up just as before.
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>>344664521
If only man.
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>>344664429
>wii sales completely shit on PS3 and xbox360
>DS sales destroy PSP
>shit loads of games
>dark times for nintendo

It was the golden age for nintendo you cuck
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>>344664591
>>344664554
And since we were basically just promised updates this game might actually become great
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>>344664220
How is saying to not buy items being a shill? Also
>Skinner box
You do realize that 90% of video games are based on this action-reaction-reward system, right? Pick your favorite game, there's dozens of minute and subtle Skinner-like mechanics designed to make you feel good about playing video games. At least this one makes you get off your fat ass and do things.

Is it the future? Fuck no. But it's neat and I hope they add more content in the future.
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Can't wait for the NX to be the biggest blunder in the century.

Casuals don't give a fuck about home consoles and hardcore people don't care about nintendo anymore.
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>>344664698
im referring to the touch generation games, anon. wii play and cooking games, that stuff
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>>344664508
I think the point always is that it isn't okay even when Nintendo does it, but it's always funny to point the fingers at Nintendo fans and say "do you still love them even after THIS?? Then you MUST think it's okay!"

Always gets some of them riled up.
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>>344664650
>being this butthurt over a free game
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>>344663836
oh wow it's real
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>>344664813
Freemium is not free, Mehmet.
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Nintendo consoles are over

Time for phone games
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>>344664879
you can walk away any time you like without spending a dollar
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>People complain for ages that mobile shit is ruining video games
>Nintendo release their flagship mobile game to see if the mobile market is worth getting into
>1.6 million a day from retards
>People here are actually playing it

Thank you guys for making sure that Nintendo never ever makes anything but casual trash ever again.
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>>344664785

Those games have their own audience , they are not for you.
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>>344664932
Only a fraction of this money is going into Nintendo's pockets, and it'll be months and months before it has made them even close to the amounts of money that a Mario game makes.
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>pokestops won't work
>all the pokemon are escaping after throwing 1 pokeball
>can't battle at the gym
Why don't they fix this buggy piece of shit?
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I imagine people who play pokemon go normally as trainers in pokemon games. You have Youngsters, Fanatics, Bug Catchers, Super Nerds, Sailors, etc.

Then, I imagine people who do this >>344664471 as Pepe faced blobs zooming around the world thinking they are so smart and cool because they cheated the system.

Do you cheat on all your games? Or just the ones that are too hard for you?
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>>344664535
How many NEETs do you think own smartphones?
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>>344664941
Your implying that Nintendo hasn't been making casual trash for years now. The app is fun, which is more than I can say for Nintendo's recent releases.
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>>344664941
worse than that, they're just going to inspire and give the justification for the rest of the japanese industry into following that trite instead of making real games
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>>344665052
a lot actually
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/g/ here, I couldn't get mine to work, all I see is endless ocean and void with my 3 starters

What did I do wrong? I'm running on custom Android cyanogenmod 13.0
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I hate ''modern gaming''
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>>344664528
This is my only wish
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>>344665052
a lot they are african american, though
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I thought you guys were memeing, but I went to the food court and EVERYONE was playing this game
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>>344665052
How many /v/irgins do you honestly think are NEETs?
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>>344665065
sick bait
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>>344664416
For fucks sake, it's okay when nintendo does it. How don't you know this by now?
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>>344665065
Hey man Kirby Robobot is the shit
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>>344665052
95% of them.

Sheeit, I run a fucking company, and I don't have a smartphone, but all the nig-nog nogoods I know replace their latest doodad every half year.
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Was sitting in my room when I saw a Scyther pop up in the tracker, ended up wandering around outside my house until it popped up and got it. Good start to the day.

>>344662430

The number of footprints indicate roughly how far away the mon is. 3 prints can be pretty much anywhere, 2 means relatively nearby, 1 is INCREDIBLY CLOSE, and zero means you can actually tap them in the tracking screen to make the pop up in your immediate range.

Really all you can do is wander around trying to get a feeling for where they are, until you at least get to 2 footprints. The rustling leaves don't really indicate anything as I've had 'mons spawn in completely empty areas.

Tapping on the map when there's nothing to tap seems to do nothing, just triggers the little glow effect for some reason.
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>>344663175
It's all of those combining that's cancer
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I honestly don't get it
Why is it so fucking popular ?
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>>344664403
>lures last 30 minutes
>needs to last 4 hours
>only need like 8 lures
>that shit costs like $5 a day or some shit

Smart business decision.

>>344664502
>$500mn/pa
>not much
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>>344660482
I wonder if Nintendo wants all the kids that loved Pokemon 15-20, whatever years ago to leave their homes and experience the world. Like a farewell from the big N to their first fans.
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>>344665224
There's a diamond in the rough occasionally, I'll agree.
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Pokemon GO is literally magic

>makes autists go outside and be social for the first time in forever
>loweing the obesity rates like crazy
>kills retards who are driving and using their cellphone at the same time
>other retards wandering around niggerville are getting shot up
>causes niggers to be arrested
>is making Nintendo more money than even the fucking wii
>provides other businesses with free advertisements by making them hotspots
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>>344664403
This whole thing is just pretty neat, can't wait for it to come out in europe, shame about the gameplay though, walking's fun enough i suppose.
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>>344665271
I've taken to just not buying any boxed Nintendo game if it has payed DLC.

I'd rather miss out on some good stuff than constantly feel cheated.
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>>344665292
Pokemon are finally real
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>>344663183
How retarded are you if you need this 'tip'?
This is what decent people do in their heads already no?
Jesus fuck
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Ok, but how is this a video game?
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>>344660482
1.6 million is nothing
anyone can do that
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Is this game even worth playing? I'm getting my first non-shit phone in like a week and was wondering if it was worth the time.
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>>344664403
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>servers down every day

Fuck why did I have to choose PTC. I can't make myself start over.
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That's right.
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>Head over to pokestop
>never get anything from it
Am I doing something wrong?

>leaves about 20' away
>all pokemon show as 3 paws away
Am I doing something wrong?

This shit is more confusing than Sexy Beach Premium
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>>344660482
How is it making money? Do they sell pay2win shit? Does it have ads everywhere?
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>>344665501
It's more like 7 billion
http://gizmodo.com/pokemon-go-added-7-5-billion-to-nintendos-value-in-two-1783439513
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I'm just glad that Nintendo has realized that they can't do deep gameplay and have switched to iOS stuff.
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>>344665541
>is x worth it u guise ??

Can we just stop this already? Some people will say yes some will say no. The only way to know is to try it and with a free game literally what is there to lose.
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>>344665328
>is making Nintendo more money than even the fucking wii

That's a bit of a stretch.

Mario Kart Wii and New Super Mario Bros. Wii both made Nintendo almost a billion dollars.

Wii Fit made more than that.

Just sales of the Wii itself is estimated to have made Nintendo over two billion.
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>>344665648

You're literally retarded.
Spin the pokestop
Grass rustles mean nothing
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>>344665648
you're supposed to spin the circle in the middle at pokestops

leaves doesn't really indicate wild pokemon in the spot, just that they are nearby
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>>344665648
are you tapping on the icon on the map and then swiping across the picture in the center of the screen to spin it?
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>>344664263
>guy plays the game without problems
>it is still racist because he imagined problems which may had happened, but didnt
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>>344663813
1 paw = 20m
2 paws= 100m
3 paws= 1km
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>>344665541
Its not a game.

The point of this is to go outside and socialize with normalfag.
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Yep, it repeats itself without fail.

Nintendo starts doing DLC after years of promising they never would? /v/ defends it.

Nintendo does physical figurine Skylanders bullshit? /v/ defends it.

Nintendo does literal freemium phone trash? /v/ fucking defends it.
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>>344665541
It's not worth it. You're literally better off walking around and just pretending there are Pokemon around. That's what I do. I just walk down to the beach and I'm like, "Oh shit, look over there! A tentacool!" Then I throw a pretend pokeball at him, catch him, name him Mortimer, and build a lifelong friendship. I'm having more fun than I ever had with Pokemon GO. All my friends are idiots.
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>>344665328
how can you use pokemon go to find victims since you can't actually see other trainers on the map
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>>344665648
You have to spin the picture at the pokestop.
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>>344665742
>you're literally retarded
for not knowing a contrived mechanic that's never explained? You've got an odd threshold for "literally retarded" -- or you don't know the meaning of either of those words.
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>>344665680
That's not actually money Nintendo can spend, however.
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>>344665808
>socialise
Fuck no, you can't even interact directly
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>>344665843
Lures in-game attract other players to your spot.
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>>344665541
it's fucking free. fucking try it out and maybe you'll end up forming your own opinion for once in your life.
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It's all coming down

The Phones have won

Everyone hates games

Give me literally one reason to keep living
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>>344665667
you get all the items you need, all the pokemons to catch, the eggs hatch by how far you walk, etc.
it's free and encourages you to go out and catch pokemon, and battle gyms, etc.

you can also buy those items, many choose to just buy items
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>>344665541
Don't bother, it's not a game, just a skinner box with tapping "gameplay"

The fact that it's supposedly so popular should be enough for most people with any standards to stay away

99/100 times popular mobile trash games are irredeemable shit, there's quite literally just a handful of exceptions
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>>344665843
People drop lures in areas and people swarm to that location to take advantage of it

So drop a lure, wait for people to come to the area, mug or beat em up.
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>>344665843
You find a shady alley with a pokestop, and just keep putting lures on it.
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>>344665871
I'd guess the latter, but I think the real truth is that he didn't mean what he said.
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yes, now where did I see that before...
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>>344665843
They put up lures

then robbed all the 12 year olds that came to get 'mons

in a public place, while armed.

So they risked a 20 year sentence, in a public place, for an extended period of time, with a game that tracks their location, for like $200.

Nobody said they were smart.
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>>344665871

If only there were a resource in the game that told you how to do this...
If only there were google results about how to do this..
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I can't tell if it's cause it's not out in europe yet, because of my bootleg iphone version or if the game is just that shitty but I encounter like zero pokemon when to and from work which is about 2km each way
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>>344660878
this a thousand times.
battles so bland i had more fun playing with a piece of bread and a toaster.
>>344661419
time to kill yourself.
it is upon you.
"occupy" yourself with what?
you are walking and maybe have time to think about your fucked up life.
you could collect fucking cigarette butts and trade them with other bums.
better game than pokemon go.
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This game is shit.

No real battling and all the Pokemon are in front of ghetto Wal-Marts and 7-Elevens.

They should be by parks, trails, and nature - or at least by zoos or museums or something. Fucking Ingress.
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>>344665045
Seriously? I thought it was just me! FUCK!
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Waiting for a pedo to drop a lure near a school zone or empty park and repaint their van to say "rare Pokemon inside"
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>>344666046
with catching that elusive Pinsir

if you don't understand the thrill of the hunt then you don't understand pokemon go
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>>344662821
>>344660542
Why is everyone saying this? Home consoles of nintendo aren't doomed...Just Handheld Consoles.
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>>344660574
Also two players can catch the same pokemon, they'll be at different CP levels.
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>>344665831

Yep, it repeats itself without fail.

Nintendo does anything at all? Anon claims someone that wouldn't otherwise condone such practice defends it.
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>>344666043
I'm playing it in Scotland right now. It's not on the Play Store but you can download it.
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Im not surprise that this shit is popular but im surprise at how many people here on /v/ are defending and enjoying this shit.
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>>344664403
There's a bar near my house that does this shit too. They also give discounts to people on Team Mystic.
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>>344666182
Shame about FE, but AC was always a facebook-tier game.
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>tfw cheap phone with Android 4.2
>heard the app requires android 4.4 and up

I'm fucked right?
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Not even Pokemon can make AR "games" appealing. VR is a bad enough gimmick, AR is like 10 times worse.
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>>344666193
ARE YOU EVEN READING ;Y POSTS YOU FUCKNUT

FUCK YOU NITNENDO I TRUSTED YOU
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Is it really called "Lure" ?
so people "lure" other people to rob them, hehahha...
this game is memetastic
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>>344665930
>>344665719
I can't try it yet.
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>>344661507
how is spamming ever good gameplay?
you cant blame mobile systems for you reduced mental capacity.
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Game wants me to get outside and walk around to find pokemon. Right now it's 97 with a heat index of 106. Fuck pokemon.
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>>344666331
woah
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>>344666251
Fuck yea team mystic


Blue team for a blue board
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The "I get my opinions for 4chan's /v/" autists are the worst types of people on this site.
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>>344666416
Well get ready to catch some fucking nocturnals then.
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>>344663580
>add more Pokemon

The entire reason this is so popular right now is nostalgia from people that played the original games when they were younger and have paid little attention to it since. There's a reason they only put gen 1 in.
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>>344666437
hey fellow mystic bro
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>>344663381
That's not even remotely true. It's not even close the highest it's ever been.
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>I am such a le true hardcore gaymer I hate mobile games
Why are /v/irgins always tryhard teenagers? It's not like you fags play nethack in your free time, there's not that big of a difference between the casual trash you play and the casual trash you don't play.
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look forward to autists blabbing incessantly about this game for at least 2+ years.

God I fucking hate pokemon. Just when I thought this cancer was dead...
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>>344663836
DUDE... THEY UNIRONICALLY CAN'T KEEP FUCKING GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. GAWKER IS FUCKING CANCER.
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>>344662926
>not just sideloading it
they're too busy with server issues so you won't get banned
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how long until restaurants start paying nintendo to be a pokestop?
how long until mass shooting at pokestops?
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>>344666283
>mfw I have a Galaxy S7 Active
Runs fine (except the pokemon menu screen) and I don't have to worry about dropping my phone or water.
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>>344666046
Exploring is fun. Don't tell me you play games like fallout for their deep methodical combat.
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>>344666507
Pretty much, good thing I'm a night shifter.
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>>344665936

asian jailbait
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>>344663815
Who cares? There hasn't been a good Nintendo console since 2001, and the 3ds' library has gone to shit in the past two years or so
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>>344666006
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>>344661419
>Wanting to walk while staring at phone in your hand/Pausing every 50 feet to check on it
Fuck off
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