HAS ANYBODY FOUND HER?
WHERE CAN I FIND HER?
>>344620792
in the ghetto
A guy I work with said that he saw one with really low cp at a gym the other day. So probably an egg, friend.
Just hatch one.
>>344620792
Head over to your nearest major city and get stabbed by niggos
I actually went to the KFC following your advice.
Nothing btw.
I found one but I live in a somewhat black neighborhood.
Literally from my backyard, i live in Finland. The refugees have blackened my country
Spawned under me while I was taking a dump, no kidding. Should rename him Turdone probably.
just go to your local park, in my town there are like 7 pokestops all next to eachother and we all stack the lures on them
>>344620792
I have tons of them right outside my house. Just move to Finland bro.
>>344622696
>Nigga
>not "Nikki Minaj"
>>344624202
I renamed it to Nigga Minaj
Every time I try to spoof my location I get a failed to detect location message, seems like having mock location turned on gives this no matter what, any way around this for location spoofing?
>>344624720
Worked fine for me, also cheating is for faggots.
Got one in my area. Too bad it's 3am and I'm not leaving. Had a Cubone I missed earlier too.
at my local park.
>have gf drive me around while I catch pokemon/hit pokestops
>telling her where to go
>all the pokestops we go to are populated or shortly arrive after we do
>literally EVERY stop someone was either ahead of us or behind us
>see like 8 pokestops gathered together in one spot
>it's a community college (closed)
>literally middle of nowhere
>see it's closed, turn around
>ANOTHER CAR APPEARS
>SAME GUY DOING WHAT I'M DOING (he's on his phone, gf driving him around)
>gf laughs at the sheer ridiculousness of the situation
It blew my mind and hers how fucking crazy it was seeing people show up/leave areas one after another like we were doing.
We stopped at IHOP for food and jesus christ EVERY ONE had pokego open. We sat next to these two annoying greasy stoners that wouldn't stop having the most retarded conversation about 'boogers' and laughing to themselves.
And FUCK all these gyms with CP1000+ pokemon. How in the fuck do they get so high? I literally just started today and ended with Lv150-300 mons but oh my fuck how am I supposed to even compete?
>>344620792
I've found like a dozenice. Is it rare?
she's all over toronto
jynx and drowzees everywhere
A kabutops literally just disappeared from my radar while I was tracking it so there's that
>>344625006
I live in Mississauga. I have like 200 Drewzee candy.
>>344624936
How is that even possible? Were you with a high level friend when you were still level 2-3?
>>344620792
if you support mobile you support the death of the industry
>inb4 no fun
>inb4 contrarian
don't try to defend it. just kill yourselves.
>>344625102
Just decided to go to the park at noon. Was alone. Also my first pokemon catch. I went the next day and there was a Charizard, but I missed it. The park has been good to me.
>>344624964
>out walking with a friend
>see a gym that I can take on
>would require a shitload of backtracking and she didn't want to
>drive there later on
>its a church getting repairs
>sit there for ~10minutes cause the game kept not fucking working
>said fuck it and left
It was like a 150CP Pidgetto. Was first time able to take on a gym, so I was disappointed with that.May have to swing by it another time, but its across fucking town
>>344625084
I'm just outside of Flint. Nothing but Oddish and Drowzees as far as the eye can see.
I saw at least 10-15 cute skinny girls in my neighborhood by themselves or with another cute skinny girl walking to/around pokestops tonight.
How do I interact with them /v/?
>>344624964
You'll have 1000+ once you get to level 11-12. I've been putting all my energy into building my pokedex the last two days and still have a team that can take down gyms like that.
>>344625439
Tell them you just saw a diglett and you want to show it to them
>>344625102
Me again. And again, this park is GOLD. Maybe I should share the story of a guy that has a 4000CP Gyrados.
>>344625439
They'll just be grossed out by the pathetic /v/irgin and might call the cops if you harrass them.
>>344625597
I'm just fat, not gross
So how does one outside the US actually catch any Pokémon?
Used a US Apple ID to download and changed my iPhone region to US.
Absolutely nothing in my nearby list, and not a single Pokéstop at all
>>344624964
This game is fucking crazy dude. It's honestly like the world changed out of nowhere, tons and tons of people are being brought together over a Pokemon app game of all things.
> today at 10 pm me and my sister went out because there was a tangela nearby. >we decided to visit the two nearby pokes tops on with a lure module on it since we were already outside
>as we walk we see about 7 people all playing Pokemon go walking to the spot
>when we get to the spot no joke 50 people all hanging out in groups talking about teams, tips, etc.
>Afterwards we nearly got back to our house before we ran into two of my sisters friends in their car and we joined up with them to hit a bunch of poke stops and look for mons
>at nearest poke stop a 3 minute walk away there was another group of about 7 guys at this less populated spot all talking and two guys I knew were there with them
>talk a little then go to the next spot which was on a bridge
>My sisters friend actually stops on the bridge so we can get the poke stop and no joke 5 cars behind us ended up stopping at the same area for a good 20 seconds all playing Pokemon go
>the hunting just escalated until sisters friends eventually took us back after 30 minutes
>10 minutes afterwards me and my sister go out again in my car and we go hunting for an hour at least meeting cool people at poke stops and finding a couple rare mons
>later at home a charmander shows up and she foregos sleeping to find it with me
>then again at home a jiggly puff shows up and I go out and catch it for her
This games impact is fucking insane, the world is honestly a better place now thanks to this game, the fact that a park that would normally be empty at 10 pm is suddenly populated by 50 people all bonding over the same thing is something I would never see happening in the past. I hope this game gets some good updates so there's more staying power, its amazing to see so many normally introverted people all coming together.
caught so many pikachu
>>344626365
Fat IS gross.
>fat guy desperately hitting on skinny/fit girls
It ain't happening anon
>>344626680
You wasted a lot of time typing out a fantasy.
>>344626680
They were never introverted in the first place.
>>344627678
happens all the time
women don't actually care if you're fat
>>344620792
She's all over my town.
>>344620792
>find a Bulbasaur
>phone crashes after I throw the pokeball
nigger shit
>>344628107
this
I'm 215, 6'0 and this 18yr old half breed girl that looks like a white girl with tan skin wants my dick.
She's like 90lbs
look harder
>>344627794
Try living in a decently populated town and actually going out and being social.
At last!
>>344627953
There are plenty of normies who hang out at poke stops but I saw a good amount of awkward looking people who were a bit less talkative at first but would quickly act a lot more sociable when they could find an easy common ground over the game.
>>344628403
oh shid
>tfw actually considering getting a smartphone for this garbage
please no
>There's a rare in my front yard
>You need to get right up close to the house to get it
>Got cheeky fucks coming and going at all hours of the day/night
NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm considering like, hiding mousetraps in the grass or some shit.
>>344629620
Do it, set up an entire gauntlet. Make them go through a challenge, just like a real game.
Is the location accuracy shit for everyone else too? I went out with it today but my location on the map was completely out of the ass and jumping all over the place. Or just really fucking laggy, either way making it unplayable and not fun.
It's not a problem of my phone's GPS because when I looked at a normal map apps it was tracking me spot on.
>>344624936
>CP: 32
What to look at more when evolving, CP or abilities strength?
>>344629839
I climbed the mountain behind my house for shits and giggles. There was a pokemon at the summit.
It was a machoke with 21 CP
Wish i could find more vulpix but apparently its eevee season.
>>344629940
it has to be a good combination of all 3.
15 strength free moves are the best, if you get a 5 strength one then you're kind of fucked.
But a 15 strength attack pokemon isn't worth shit if its CP is sub 100 when you can easily get much much higher than that
>>344629793
I location accuracy is shit for me if I don't enable GPS, with it it's spot-on
>>344620792
>ryhorn by my local golf course
>in a residential area
>thought i was alone with this game
>like 50 people all walking around the stations and fighting for the gym
>golfing old people think we all randomly took to the game, enjoying the company
was a good day
>started walking at 10:30pm with 3 other people
>4km later, about 11:45 we're at a cemetery with 3 pokestops right next to each other
>lure up all 3 and incense ourselves
>group of 6 people appear almost instantly, we all sit there for a good 20 minutes catching pokemon and BSing
>car comes down the road, stops
>guy gets out and jogs across cemetery to us
>"I can assume we're all here for the same thing, I saw the 3 lured pokestops!"
This game is awesome. I would not have anticipated I would be in a group of 11 people in a cemetery at midnight on a Sunday night NOT doing something massively illegal or morally wrong.
>>344624936
CP: 32
My charmander will beat that
kek
>>344630090
>eevee is a one-off pokemon in a lot of games
>it's common as fuck in Go and its evolution is pretty cheap (only 25 candies)
>>344630205
mostly because its random
Low energy scrubs evolve their eevee as soon as they can because they thinks its super rare, then end up with a 400-500 CP Jolt/Flar/Vaporeon that gets the shit kicked out of it by a mad gym rat Eeeveelution
>>344630205
>Vaporeon is beast mode
>Jolteon is shit
Why
>>344630379
>jolteon can murder any water pokemon within 100 CP of its own with thunder bolt
that's why
>>344630108
It's absolutely shit for me in all 3 location modes on my phone (Wi-Fi+cells+GPS, Wi-Fi+cells only, GPS only).
>>344630205
>Common as fuck
Uncommon for me. Still need to catch two more for an eeveelution. I'm drowning in Rattata and Pidgeys at the moment.
>2 am
>two stops at an entrance to train station I can see at the edge of the screen from my apartment just got lured the fuck out
>it's dodgy and dangerous there even during the day and everyone avoids it
If it's not some bored cops in a patrol car then I don't know what to fucking think.
>>344630516
Mine does shit damage at the same cp as my vaporeon that even rapes things that should destroy it. The vaporeon also has 40 more hp
>>344624891
What location spoofer are you using?
>just picked team valor
Should i just reinstall???
>>344631763
Mysitc for /v/
Valor for reddit
Instinct for down syndrome awareness
>>344631818
Yea, havent gotten too far into the game and all the gyms around me are mystic, might just reinstall
Can you evolve your pokemon in this garbage game?
Or do they stay at whatever evolution stage you find them?
>>344620792
Found her in my local park
>Area right around my neighborhood is a fucking wasteland with only a handful of Pokecenters and a single gym at the absolute farthest range visible on the screen
>"Well hey maybe there'll be more out where I work, maybe its even a Pokecenter!
>Even MORE of a wasteland at work, absolutely nothing anywhere nearby
>Only a few Pokecenters on the way to work, mostly at awkward places where I can't really stop or pull over to hit them on the way there or from
Luckily at least the river I have to pass by is absolutely fucking covered in Centers and Gyms, there's an entire bike path near it and every like 10 feet is a center, with at least 2 Gyms around it.
>>344620792
My first 10k egg.
>>344624936
gonna go to my local park/rec center in the morning. there's a gym AND a pokestop there along with like 6 different rustling grass patches all right next to each other. better fucking find something worth it, i'm sick of being a shit level 5 trainer that only finds rats and birds.
also pissed that whoever keeps taking that gym over uses lures CONSTANTLY, but only from 1am-3am and never during some normal fucking hours of the day. I am NOT going down there to get stabbed or robbed
>No Ditto
This game is a piece of shit
