WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
What WERE they thinking?
inb404
>>344599634
irategamer is better. avgn is dumb as fuck.
the castlevania videos are the best ones, prove me wrong
>>344599905
he doesnt know shit about castlevania. He never even played the best one on x68000.
>>344599879
>>344599905
Action 52
sucks monkey butts
>>344599905
SwordQuest will forever and always be THE video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWltQ9UN5vE
>>344599905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU21wBNSVWU
>>344600176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Us8OK_iKnE
It fucking sucks, it sucking fucks!
>>344599985
>claiming to bethe first person ever to shoot the dog in duck hunt
>>344600176
>>344599905
Come on, guys. Plumbers don't wear ties.
¿ʇi ʇǝפ
>>344599905
This is my personal favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AknyR-kRvLc
>>344600609
NO, I DON'T GET IT
Having the f****** up button being f****** jump is f****** f***** up!
I'd rather fuck the wicked witch of the west
>>344600695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjDM3WeKKzA
>>344600609
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
>>344599634
Watching these was always an exercise in patience.
I was like 15, but his comedy stuff felt so beneath me. I still watched some because I like old games and his shit had production value.
Fred FUCHS?!
i want to nail Roger Rabbit to the fucking cross.
>>344599879
AVGN is a butthead.
>>344601472
Make like a tree and get outta here.
I just shot down a duck by saying fuck.
>>344601784
FIRE FIRE FIRE
64 bits.
32 bits.
16 bits.
8 bits.
4 bits!
2 BITS!
1 BIT!
HALF BIT!
QUARTER BIT!
THEEEEEEE WRIIIIIIIIIIIST GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
Tiger games is the best episode, that rant filled with sincere rage gets me every timr.
>>344600917
Kek. The way that says "off" is just classic.
TAKE YA DAMN CLOTHES AWWWFFFFPHHH
ITS LIKE YOU THROW THE TURKEYS ON POWERLINES, AND THE MONKEY BUTTS RIDE DOWN THE WATERFALLS, BUT ONLY IF THE IN GAME CLOCK IS SET TO 3 PM ON A SOLAR ECLIPSE
c_ck
fill in the blank
>>344602691
ceck
>>344602213
Yeah, I love whenever James really emotes. Like in this scene.
https://youtu.be/rvCCgPDcnvQ?t=989
Let's play charades. Who am I?
>>344602691
cock
I never knew that Full House Tournament Fighter wasn't a real game until long after he made the joke
It was a blowout, alright, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
>>344602691
cack
>>344602978
How about stick it in your rabbit hole?
>>344600503
Oh, but in VIDEO form!
Six years later with that attitude, we get "content creators" on youtube.
I can't wait for this shit to crash under its own weight.
it wasn't called 3d boy, it was called VIRTUAL BOY
>>344599634they weren't
His comment about people in movies playing Winter Games always makes me laugh like a tard.
>>344602818
Lester
They make him so mad he could spit
Or say cowabunga?
rate avgn impressionation
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OJQdg9T8a2
>>344600832
I still don't get the context of this joke years after watching it
>>344602691
cæck
>>344603875
nailed it
also nice voice
>he will never be good again
>>344600609
>there will never be a remake of Plumber Don't Wear Ties by Telltale
let it all end
>>344602213
ONE GUY?
NO CONTINUES!?
LIKE, SERIOUSLY GIVE ME A REASON WHY THERE'S NO CONTINUES
WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES
WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES
WHYYYY
[SCREAMING]
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>344604110
Swap out America for Chicago in that filename.
>>344603905
Certain TV networks in murrica censoring pretty much any and all swearing.
>>344602213
The Batman ones have a really good one where he gets so upset he ruins his voice.
>>344604013
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cCP9OBNvdV
>>344599985
>Frogposter alt tabbing out of a Source game
>>344602207
TIGER
>POKEMON WALKIE TALKIES
>>344604693
Does Mike really have a big dong?
>>344599634
I am NOT joking when I say this
>>344605014
he's flippin the bird! he's givin the finger!
and I'm NOT making this up.
>>344605106
Nintendo Power.
Don't read it unless you've got a barf bag.
Soul Feace?
More like Soul Feces.
>>344605741
DEAR NINTENDO POWER EDITOR
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36IgjXkSoPM
Best part of AVGN is James actually being a very nice and chill guy.
If he was some douchebag like many e-celebs it'd ruin everything retroactively.
>Fred Fuchs
>>344606287
OHHH MY GOD IT'S FRED FUCHS
Go yank your cock through your ass, ya fucking butt-mongrel.
I got THE POWER GLOVE.
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>>344602691
cick
>>344606509it's so bad
>>344606647
TO KICK THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS IN THE ASS
>>344607675
hue
>>344608003
>That guy who actually interviewed him, then said he actually watched the video and "it wasn't so bad" but STILL was a dick towards him
Jesus Christ.
>He donated 20000 dollars to charity
"Eh."
>>344604110
Paperboy was great homie
>>344602818
THE GUY FROM PITFALL
>>344600176
So what the fuck happened to the Sword, Stone, and Crown?
>>344608698
They're part of Jack Tramiel's dragon hoard of relics.
>>344604110
he never was good.
>>344608003
>A FUCKIN CHICKEN MASK
>AN UPSIDE DOWN, FUCKIN' CHICKEN MASK
7 years later, that still gets a chuckle out of me
MINEYCRAFTA
>>344609008
Fuck off bores
NES accessories episode and Double Vision to this day are some of my favorite YouTube videos.
>Favorite AVGN episode
>Least favorite AVGN episode
Go.
It's so bad it sucks
It's so fucking suck it fucks
>>344609337
>Action 52
>Darkwingcuck
>>344609337
>Atari 5200
>Mega Man Games
>>344599985
The fact I can only read it in his voice makes it so much worse.
>>344609523
>cuck
Dude, let it die.
>>344609337
Sega megadrive double feature for the 32X and SEGA CD. Really, anything from 2007 is fucking great.
Toxic avenger shit episode with the oldass Troma guy.
>mfw I realize I'm talking about 9 year old videos.
>>344609337
Plumbers don't wear ties
>virtual boy
>>344609337
>Favorite
Probably a tie between Nintendo Power, Toxic Crusaders, and Nintendo World Championships
>Least favorite
AVGN Games, literally just an ad for AVGN Adventures
>>344609337
>Castlevania series/Atari Sports
>Toxic Crusaders
Like, seriously man. A pal and I were marathoning the series just fine, and he had to stop after watching Toxic Crusaders. I still think it's funny at times, but it's... different.
>>344609851
How big is it?
>>344609813
The assumption, I feel, was that since James is so into B-movies and making up swearwords, he'll go great with Kaufman.
But James forgot that he isn't his character, and Kaufman's instructions were pretty obviously limited to 'be as foul as you can,' and he delivers on that. The guy's a billion years old and has been making shitty movies about teenagers trying to score some pussy for twice as long as James has been alive. It wasn't gonna work out.
>>344609337
Sega CD
Toxic Crusaders
>>344609953
So big the devil is upset.
>>344609683
nah, you can't tell me what to do
what is this ebin memery
>>344609337
Favorite is Nintendo Accessories, mainly because of how interesting it is.
Least favorite is really anything after he started working on the movie. I don't think the series has aged well.
>>344610168
That's the smile of a satisfied woman.
>>344610803
>woman
>>344609337
>Favorites
Dick Tracy, Castlevania cycle, Bible Games cycle
>Least
Toxic Avenger, Hong Kong 97, Ikari Warriors
>>344609953
I messaged Mike on Tumblr. He said 10.2 inches. Not even kidding.
>>344611097
Mike makes the best reaction images.
>>344611097
I asked him during one of his streams if the rumors about his dick were true and he said "yes they are".
>>344611304
I wonder how James feels reading about Mike's dick so often.
He's coming for you, /v/.
>>344611380
Probably wondering if the kid his wife had is his.
>>344611397
Why doesn't he have eyebrows?
what the hell happened?
>>344611508
I miss that old YouTube layout.
>>344605858
That's a pretty good game
>>344611487
He just didn't that particular day for some reason. Fuck knows what goes on in Mike's daily life.
He used to look like a heroin addict only 5 years ago.
>>344611508
>that layout
>those classic episodes
>a review for the fucking Simpsons Movie
God damn it.
>>344599905
The Glitch Gremlin would like to have a word with you.
>>344599634
>mfw Ghostbusters 2016 is fucking horrible
>mfw James was right
>>344611757
he said best not worst
>>344602691
ckck
shiiiiiiiit pickle
>>344611863
I KNOW THAT LIVING ROOM
>>344611863
ASS
what's so bad about the toxic crusaders episode
>>344604805
underrated post
>>344609337
>Favorite
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
>Worst
By far it's Toxic Crusaders
>>344611965
Kauffman
James doesn't give two shits about video games.
Mike does but he is very annoying and not funny at all.
That Ryan fat fuck needs to go away.
Guitar guy hasn't been in a video in six years
I wish James can do just movie reviews.
>>344612150
ok i'm actually watching it this is awful
>>344611965
I guess people think Kauffman was unfunny and even annoying.
>>344611757
IT'S A CLUBBER-FUCK
>>344611965
Kauffman made unfunny shit jokes that just sounded like him pitching a concept for a troma movie, while James was barely in character and just gushed the entire time
>>344611965
>hey, mister Kauffman, can you make those jokes about how you wanna finger a bitch?
>why, sure thing, son.
>>344599634
Gee, I don't know Nerd. I'm guessing they were thinking on why the company was rushing them so badly when they don't have time to properly code and finish the game. Maybe they were thinking that the final product would have been good enough with all the hard time and high demand they have. But no, its more fun to make fun of other's shortcomings and think people purposely put out a bad game or movie.
Glad you got hit with the SJW ray. Never know the full story of how LJN games are forced out, but love to create the "Shallow Greedy company" stereotype hashed out by pretentious hippie liberals.
Remember when AVGN videos used to be about interesting trivia/forgotten games/obscure terrible games and you actually learn a few things after watching them? They still have that spirit, but nowadays they upload so rarely and you can find things easier from other channels.
>>344611795
Give us a rundown
>>344602846
If Hotline Miami was a gameshow.jpg
>>344603551
doesn't seem likely
I don't like it
>>344612830
It's because he went over almost fucking everything he could.
>>344611795
General consensus give it a 3/5...which means it can be considered fresh or rotten depending on the reviewer. Also obvious bias from sites that already defended it.
>>344612749
Is this post real?
I think the last good one I watched was the Atari game with the fish tank. I'm a bit behind though. Any good new ones?
>>344613526
as real as the holocaust
>>344599879
Shhh.. be vewy vewy quiet.. he's hunting ghosts..and skylanders which is for fucking children
>>344609851
Why do people care about this so much?
>>344604110
>The Paperboy Episode
>The Megaman Episode
not as good as the classics, but pretty close
MUCH better than the shit he was producing earlier
>>344614420
>The Megaman Episode
>good
>>344615185
>he didn't get the megaman episode
>>344612215
>That Ryan fat fuck needs to go away.
I'm pretty sure Ryan is just the fat wannabe PC gamer type that only plays flavor of the month games and shitty mobas.
>>344612215
>forgetting about got-gud Bootsy
>>344615303
I got it, I just didn't like it.
Paperboy was good, though.
>>344615557Tornado Rexready for the rideTornado Rexyou got nowhere to hide
>>344611508
>TRAILER
Fuck I miss those, for a time those were the only things to go to because the GameTrailers/ScrewAttack player was a slower than normal piece of shit.
>>344611863
what a mess of fine magazines, who's going to clean this up?What's the point of putting this in the video
>>344615185
>The Megaman Episode
I didn't find it that entertaining, but one tidbit made it worth my time.>What name could we have?
>How about Nostalgia Critic?
>Nah, that would be dumb.
>>344612749
I remember watching somebody else's video about the history of LJN, and how the man behind it really fucking loved toys. Like, Jesus christ man. And then from then on left LJN and made other companies and from all that clusterfuck THQ happened.
I will always find that really interesting.
>>344599634
BEEE SEVENTEEEEN BAAAWMER
>>344616867
MATTEL ELECTRONICS PRESENTS
BONG SQUAD
>>344599905
The best ones areBoard James
>>344606102
Even better is that the Irate Gamer put out some video trying to frame James Rolfe as a douche deliberately out to sabotage him. We all know James is a bro, though.
>>344599634
Sucks monkeyfuck
SUCKS MONKEYFUCK
>>344608003
Motherfucker was right all along
He didn't deserve the SJW storm he got
>>344616962
THISSSHHH WON BEE EEZY
>>344617326
Like he gives a shit. More views for him.
>>344608267
Who?
>>344609337
>Favorite
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, SwordQuest, Castlevaniathon, Sega CD/32X, Star Wars, Action 52, ...fuck, there's just so many
>Least favorite
Toxic Avenger, The Crow, Mortal Kombat Anthologies
Does anyone like Texas Chainsaw Massacre? I remember watching the episode and the whole thing was dull and unpleseant to watch, it's the only episode I actively avoid other than some of the later stuff
>>344599905
I personally enjoy his big rig video just because of this gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCW1QaOH1Y8
>>344612749
>Glad you got hit with the SJW ray. Never know the full story of how LJN games are forced out, but love to create the "Shallow Greedy company" stereotype hashed out by pretentious hippie liberals.
Are you ridiculously triggered by anything that contrasts your right wing worldview, or was your dad the president of LJN? You sound like a bitch, anon.
>What the ass is that all about? To describe this game's assness, all I can say is it's very ass.
>>344617361
THE CODE
THE CODE
FIGURE OUT THE CODE
>>344606102
That's because James never became the AVGN with the intention of being an e-celeb. He just kept doing it because people liked it.
>>344618368
Some of the wisecracks he makes during the game are funny.
I personally tend to avoid the Star Trek episode. I was never a Trekkie so I was bored when I watched it the first time.
>Kyle Justin will never Release a cover of the full version of Double Vision
>>344604313
That aint Chicago pizza nigger.
>>344605918
That guy was a real asshole.
>>344619436
I thought he did? The one I'm constantly on the look out for is a version of the ikari warrior song that's not pasted together from youtube clips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA6kcZKdY28
>>344609140
I've come to really like the motherfucker. Something about his sense of humor works when it's coming from him. Him and Mike never left the 80s and when I watch their videos it feels like I'm back there too and the NES just came out. He literally takes you back to the past.
And for what it's worth I laughed harder because of Minecraft With Gadget than I did at most AVGN episodes. Just not for the reasons Mike wanted.
>>344611508
It's so clean and simple. Everything is right there. Not like the PLEASE KILL ME site design we have now.
>>344599634
>AVGN is a sexist pig
WHAT WERE THEY MEANING BY THIS?
>>344608003
>kinocheck
Wat
>>344616982
/thread
>>344609337
Bible Games or Castlevania
Mega Man
>Hes hanging out with Matt now
Where were you when AVGN got worse friend?
Live like a windrammer as you fuck
>>344624092
He did? When did James start hanging out with Liam?
>>344606102
If I had to pick any relatively famous person to hang out with, it would probably be James. He and Mike seem like chill dudes, and I could probably spend an entire day just talking about Godzilla with them.
>>344621683
God, that episode's painful to watch. That goes for any episode where they got lazy, and just tried to improv their way through.
>>344599980
yeah 'cuz you played it on an emulator years later, or on ps1 even. that really goes with the "critiquing classic 8bit games" theme
>>344609337
>jekyll and hyde revisited
even he says that this episode is probably his best writing
>plumbers don't wear ties
i don't get it. It isn't even a game, the episode goes on for too long. And it is more like rambling/let's play.
it is funny how /v/ collectively stopped cuckposting about james.
It really shows how retarded this "meme" is
>>344599905
I actually feel like I learned something about good game design from those videos.
He talked about how they made the player rely on certain sub-weapons in certain situations because the standard whip attack is slow, has limited range, and only hits directly in front of the character. This meant that you had to get creative with the various other weapons if you wanted to attack from afar, or hit enemies directly or below you. Then you had Castlevania IV that brought back all of the old sub-weapons, purely because they felt like a staple of the series, even though they felt redundant because you could quickly whip in all directions.
It was good shit. His best videos are where he makes points like this
>>344625934
Don't jinx it
>>344625934
They stopped calling him a cuck when sjws attacked him for ghostbusters and him not giving a shit.
>>344625980
The one thing that I learned from his videos is that if I ever design a side-scrolling shooter I gotta make it play like Contra and shoot in fucking every direction and jump down any and all platforms
>>344625934
Really shows the type of people that hangs around /v/ these days
Ironically they're the ones who always have to be behind 7 layers of irony.
>>344626160
He's immune to it because the only way he can use the internet is through telnet sites via a yellowed dialup modem.
>>344626160
This, he was considered "Un-JUSTed" at that point.
>>344626160
great awesome. Like this was ever a debate right? Us vs. them, now james is back on OUR side or what?
I hate this shit. At least people could have some dignity. AVGN the Movie still happened. What is with all that pictures where /v/ claimed his feminist wife influenced him to add a black guy and a girl-nerd into the movie.
He didn't care about "sjw" attacking him for ghosbusters and neither did he care about "Us" calling him a cuck.
>>344626641
James is a true OG. He was never JUSTed in the first place and he never will be.
>>344626749
but i guess the flavor of the month is jumping on the train to call hello games nu-males and cucks for no reason what so ever. /v/ has become a containment board
>>344609683
Like James' kid
Why does everything good and magical in this world have to go to shit
It physically pains me to know where AVGN is now, after reading through this thread.
>>344628228
He hasn't really gotten worse, though. It's the same formula and everything, assuming he writes a script and goes through his usual routine.
A lot of his material was bad because he was dealing with a very, very sickly child, as well. The shit he's been making this year's been good.
>>344600092
then you put the monkey butts
on power lines
>>344622039
AVGN is heavily based upon Mike's mannerisms. You can watch case studies of this when he plays those hard classics with Bootsy.
>>344602691
cöck
Mike ruined the channel .
I fucking hate you Mike . I don't dislike you, I hate that you stapled yourself to Mike's image and took over the channel like a cancer.
But are you willing to bet that it's gonna get really bad once you start playing? Yeah, well, guess what? It gets bad as soon as you press the Start button.GHHRSSTBUSTRSS
>>344626749
GG shouldn't have happened so soon, had it happened before /v/ would've been rid of those people before they could shit on the Movie, as if the black dude and the chick were the worst aspects about it.
>>344628803
But he was running it since day 1 because James has no idea how computers work, while Mike at least knows how to web admin and shit.
There was also that long gap where James asked Mike to move into his house while him and his family were off shooting the movie, and Mike had to cover for James' lack of content.
IT SUCKS MONKEY FUCKS
LIKE ALL. THE. FUCKING. REST.
>>344629319
I just don't get why he didn't make his own channel . Oh wait. I do.
>>344628803
Explain the significance of that illustration.
>I don't want any of that corporate bullshit
>>344629407
You think you do, but you don't really. He didn't create any content until 2013, and that's how he liked it.
>>344629629
Stick with the local brew.
>>344608003
I never realized the mass whining against him was that huge
>>344628803
>>344629319
It's not Mike's fault James doesn't make content. James needs to get his ass busy
>>344602691
cåck
>>344602691cack
>>344611965
any hope i had for the show was shattered the day that shit was released, that old fuck isn't funny and james sucks even more without a script
>>344618475
>you´re winner.
so this is where this meme was created?
>>344609337
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
Toxic Crusaders
>>344603905
On TV you can say ass but not asshole
>>344609337
Favorite: Spider man
Worst: newer episodes where he fakes laughter. See big rigs for example
>>344604805
>>344618475
What amazes me about this is that he edited the commercial, he taped it on VHS, and then played it over to record it so he could get the VHS look, quite literally.
Nowadays people would just use some shitty After Effects effect that doesn't look remotely like what a VHS looks
>>344632308
I wish Spider-Man would deliver my pizzas every day.
>>344604805
please explain the joke
>>344609337
> Friday 13th + Nightmare on Elm Street
> Red Riding Hood +Milon's Secret Castle
Simply because the latter games are so cringeworthy that it's painful to watch.
>>344632308
SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
TAKES A DUMP IN A COFEE CAN
>>344599634
C U C K
Best videos is the hardware ones.
"Hey guys! Can I join your thread?"
who even legit watches and supports the irate gamer?
i mean he must have some sort of following to be able to exist for so long right?
is he even still a thing?
>>344609337
Favorite: TMNT
Least Favorite: Toxic Crusaders (I stopped watching after that)
He was best when he was doing the games that were mediocre/subpar but still semi-popular because of a they were based on a licensed property or part of a popular series. The kind of game you would rent for a weekend or get for your birthday and be disappointed. When he just takes requests for notoriously broken games because fans think it will be "epic lulz", the results are just awful and forced.
Same thing with James & Mike Mondays. It is best when they are playing a game they like and having fun, or at least a decent game that they've never really played before.
>>344634296
BAD LUCK BOOTSY?
Best videos is the console/hardware ones.
It's too bad there's nothing left to review.
hello?
>>344602691
cäck
>>344634296
HE SUCKS HIS OWN DICK
>>344609337
Action52
Toxic crusaders
>>344628009
But his kid is doing fine. Quite the opposite of dying
>>344609337
>Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout
>Toxic Avenger
>>344635597
Are there any more shitty Bugs Bunny games on retro systems?
I wouldn't mind another Bugs Bunny episode.
>>344610168
Holy shit, Mike's girl is a qt
>>344635727
I remember this Bugs Bunny game on PC and PS1 where he traveled in time and shit, that thing reeked of bad PS1 colision mapping, other than that I don't know
>>344635727
He did another epsiode about all the Crazy Castle sequels on Game Boy.
