OH SHIT /v/,YO HAVE BEEN INVITED TO THE VATICAN TO VISIT POPE FRANCIS AND YOU ARE REQUESTED TO GIFT HIM SOMETHING VIDYA RELATED, WAT DO?
A working Playstation with a copy of Spyro the Dragon, MediEvil, and a Playstation Underground disc.And a hug
Something with shota.
Something that isn't Undertale
Guitar Hero
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Dantes Inferno
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Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
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>DOOM
You literally do God's work in it.
>>344598171
Give him Deus Ex. Talk to him only with lines from JC Denton. Bonus points if you respond to a discussion on some kind of tragedy with "What a shame."
Special imported ultra gay shota, translated into latin.
Luminous Arc
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Bloodborne
Shin Megami Tensei III
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Crusader Kings 2 so he can kill all of Europe as muslim.
Postal 2
Give him a floppy disk with Doom.
>>344599510I need this.
>>344600220
Man, every time I think of Postal 2, I'm always reminded of the Postal 1 ending.
Does anyone got that comic where /vr/ shows /v/ Postal 1?
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Crusader Kings 2
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Shin Megami Tensei II
already posted in this thread, stop sliding the fucking board with reposts so you can shill go, don't think i'm not on to you motherfuckers...
Stronghold Crusader HD
>>344601059
>Ghost skeleton
>Top hat
>Flight
>Magnetic bones
>Spooky tomb
>Kelly Goldstein
this masterpiece
>>344598171
Ultimate Doom
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I respectfully decline to bring a game with me, as video games are for immature children. On the contrary, I attempt to persuade him of the idiocy of Christianity and prove to him that there is no God. I take with my a bible I bought after I purposely placed it into the fiction section and use it to win him over to Atheism.
The poor sheep has to be awoken somehow, and if it's up to me to do it? Who better to enlighten him.
>>344601960
*tips fedora*
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Custer's Revenge
>>344598171
That deadspace tentacle dildo. Tell him it's for the kids
fuck the pope
>>344599312
But John Carmack was inspired to make Doom as a result of his traumatic experiences at Catholic school.
How do you give the pope a copy of Undertake when it's digital only?
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Ys Book I & II
Bible Black
>>344601960
Ew don't lie
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Something casual like Hay Day. He's way to busy to get hooked on WoW or CoD.
>>344602521
The Pope called, said to tell you not to bother coming.
>>344598171
Dragon Dildos.
>>344599042
Suitable choice.
System Shock with the portable mod.
>>344602474
>have bad time in school
>make games about killing demons
Everything worked out fine
Sasuga God
>>344598171
Lets see how much of a holy man he really is.
>>344603831
>just downloaded the exact same gif 30 minutes ago
Spooky, dude. Also Liru is best girl
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Grezzo Duo
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Devil May Cry 4, I'd like to hear his opinion on the intro.
SMT II.
>>344600682
here ya go
>>344598171
>giving a fuck about "the pope"
Are you mexican?
>>344604464
Thanks, anon.
ill gift him bloodborne
A 'New' 3DS with Xenoblade Chronicles
I figure the Pope will enjoy getting to kill space Jesus, the Demiurge, and YHWH.
>>344604464
Is the joke that Postal 2 was super censored? I remember you had to jump through a bunch of hoops if you wanted it the right way.
>>344605521
Postal 1's ending was just really fucked up IIRC, look up a video of it.
Monster Girl Quest.
What do you think he would feel about it, assuming he plays it to the end?
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>>344605521
Just be sure to look for the original postal 1 ending. They changed it on postal redux.
>>344606250
He would think Japan needs to be nuked a third time.
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>>344606535
Yeah, I was thinking of a different game when I was thinking of the super censored shit compared to the first. I think it was Manhunt 2 that did that.
And I get the comic now. The first game went the artsy kinda route for the final level and the second was pretty much nonsensical fun. I barely remember either, though.And did they really change Postal's ending? POSTAL?
>>344606905
Postal 2 wasn't exactly censored, but they did make a few changes, the biggest one being the whole 'dark humor' vibe that 2 had, rather than the 'actual maniac' 1 had.
The new ending for redux israther than the elementary school level, postal dude goes to a funeral (presumably of a relative), and then he has the whole breakdown thing. The level intro message was also changed.Besides that one part the ending is the same.
The rampage (pretty much score attack) on redux also has its own ending, but its not serious.
I gift him directions to the nearest gaming store so he can buy Fallout 4, of course.
Dust: An Elysian Tail shall be his
>>344604285
Literally my answer
Princess Trainer
VtM:B or Hunter. Would like to see what he thinks of the world.
>>344608768
You're going to hell Todd
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SMT IV Final
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>>344606250
>mfw he would try and save alice on his first try
>>344601059
goddamn i was expecting a true capitalist radio reference with the cowboy hat
Literally anything that isn't Undertale
>>344598171
give him a quarter
>>344599510
>/v/ stumbles into /u/.jpg
>>344611028
>/u/
That's /y/, actually.
Kingdom under fire heroes
>>344598171
How many times does it need to be said? DOOM.
>>344598171
Undertale of course.
