>friend buys Overwatch on PC
>finally have someone to play with
>get in game
>instalocks hanzo
>does really bad
>"im really good on ps4 dude trust me."
>ask him whats his mouse sensitivity
>"im using an xbox controller dude lol mouse and keyboard is gay."
>>344582686
sever ties immediately
>>344582686
>having peasant "friends"
you brought this on yourself
>>344582686
you two were never really friends
im sorry anon
>>344582686
looks like you have to kill him OP I'm so sorry
>>344582686
>poorfag console peasants for friends
>>344582686
>no acquaintances to play overwatch with
>solo queue and forced 50 is aids
>buy overwatch 5 more times
>start playing 6 heroes at the same time
>90% winrate
Hahaha epic story OP!
I remember one time I was playing with Abraham Lincoln and Agatha Christie and they were really bad haha I like sharing stories about our actual real life experiences with stupid people that actually happened.
>>344583701
I WANT TO VIOLENTLY RAPE NEP
Overwatch is a casual as fuck game, winning or losing really doesn't mean shit.
>>344583879
Shut your mouth Agatha Christie is a Savage player
>>344582686
>keyboard and mouse are gay
I would cut off all contact from him and find new friends
>he's playing casual fun couch-shooter with m+kb
>>344582686
>mouse and keyboard is gay
You were never friends, trust me.
>>344582686
>complaining about your friend being casual when you play Overwatch
>>344584210
It's overwatch on pc
M+kb>controller when playing fos shooters on pc
Whoa, he played a console game with a controller, which is intended for console games?
What a shocker OP! Tell us more!
>attacking on Nubani
>team instalocks a bunch of squishy attackers and a Hanzo
>one teammates reluctantly goes tank as Zarya
>Guess I have to be Mercy
>Team is a bumbling fuck of a mess
>no one pushing together
>Genji is throwing shurikens and not hitting anything
>Tracer not getting picks and just dying to enemy Torb
>Hanzo hasn't made one kill
>Zarya can't figure out the whole energy thing
>say fuck it and switch to WM
>team starts bitching at me
>Take out Torb and Turrent
>Pick their Mercy
>Pick their WM
>Pick their 76
>finally take the point
>their still telling me to switch back
>say fuck it and leave the match
I hate this fucking game.
>>344584439
Fps*
Fucking phone autocorrect...
>>344584210
its not casual fun couch shooter if everyone else on your server is m+kb
>>344584476
he's playing on pc, therefore making the game a pc game. not a console game
>>344584520
>I hate this fucking game.
You used the intensifier for game, does that mean the game is explicitly something, which makes you hate it?
>>344584660
My apologies, let me rephrase: a PC port of a console game.
It's still a console game at it's core, so using a console controller makes sense.
>Really want to start playing Overwatch on brand new PC
>My two best friends play on PS4 and I already have 130 hours played with A bunch of legendaries unlocked
I'm not sure weather to start anew or buy a xim4 to keep playing on PS4
>>344584476
>>344584210
>mfw this is what Consolecucks tell themselves
I'm a Disabled piece of shit so i have to play with controller, but it wasn't until recently with MY persuasion did my 2 game mates switch to keyboard from controller.as the benefits are obvious and they're loving it.
Damn jealous but i'm glad they made the switch.
Apologize Korea
>>344584814
it was originally a pc game though
also it's an fps so mouse and keyboard would be better anyways
plus with the fact that he's doing horrible with controller shows that controller isn't the best choice
>>344584913
>m-my game isn't a casual console shooter mommy, I s-swear!
kys loser
>would like to play rank
>don't have any friends
>>344584913
>Mfw pcucks think Overwatch is a "Pc" game
>attacking on Temple of Anubis
>everyone has taken my tank, offensive, defensive, and sniper positions
>forced to play support, never play support ever for a good reason
>gonna lose guarantee.mp4
>plays Mercy
>have no clue how to use her
>team defeated
>>344584987
>game with auto-aim you can't even disable and huge as fuck hitboxes to help with the already retarded aiming
>originally a pc game
I don't think so Timmy. Try again.
>play Overwatch
>pushing payload
>enemy hanzo presses q
>we lose
GOTY
>>344584520
>Turrent
anon, i...
What's the recommended sensitivity for a 5-10$ mouse?
>>344585002
just stay on console where it's safe for you, ok sport?
>>344582686
Mouse and Keyboard is gay though. Its very uncomfortable to play with a mouse and keyboards weren't ever designed for playing games.
>>344585158
Shit dude you're right. That changes everything.
>>344585121
You can counter it, it's hard butpress A or D
>>344585216
Right back at you, the Overwatch experience is the best at it's home, on your couch in the living room, with a controller, the way Blizz designed the game.
>>344585002
>Calling anon's mommy
Is this some new heal slut meme? How pathetic
>>344585163
bout three fiddy
>>344585163
whatever you find comfortable
>>344585163
64.1
>>344584023
This, it's like playing Sm4sh even on FG
>>344584210
>>344584476
>>344584814
>>344585085
>>344585002
>>344585115
>>344585309
>concole
>>344584210
>because a game is casual means you should use a controller that cant handle the genre of said game
>>344585002
this comment right here is why i refuse to play on the same servers that these console fags do
>>344585085
Console fags LITERALLY cannot even counter torb
>>344585857
M+KB is for true shooters.
Controllers are for spunkgargleweewee.
Guess which one Overwatch is.
>>344586713
It doesnt matter the quality of the game. Using a gamepad to aim ranged weapons is hell on earth. Why would I try to make a terrible game even worse?
>I'm really good on PS4
>Using an xbox controller for PC version
Things that never happened
>Always instalock winston
>someone else on my team insta locks winston
>i go out of my way to help the team and do better than him
>never switch
>neither does he
>become friends
Scientist is truly the best character.
>>344587685
>I own a PS4
>I own an Xbox controller to play on PC for games like Metal Gear Rising, etc.
>I mainly play on PC
Just because you are too poor to do this doesn't mean other people aren't. :^)
>>344587691
>always instalock winston
>some other chucklefuck instalocks winston
>pubbies start spouting #spare harambe, and #black lives matter
>all 6 winstons
God fucking damn it, I just want to play winston in peace
>>344584210
man i tried playing bf3 on ps3 once, it felt really off. you simply don't have enough control over the aim, or at least not fast enough compared to kb+m.
Fuck, guys what you play own doesn't matter, it's the games you play. Im positive anyone who spends their free time arguing about which console or pc is better, clearly does not give two shits about video games.
>>344587935
Not him but why the fuck would you ever go back and forth between symmetrical and asymmetrical sticks?
gayof the game
>>344588280
I wish Zaryia would crush my skull with her MONSTROUS BEAR THIGHS
>>344587935
does the ps4 controller work on pc??
>>344585097
Son you gotta get on the Lucio train. Firstly he makes everyone on your team stronger just because you grace them with your presence. And he's black so you know he can stay alive in danger and run fast
The more I play the more I get sick of every single character.
They're all fucking retarded one way or the other with like 3 or 4 just being horribly designed and they end up as garbage like d.va zeny and mcree
>>344582686
>dropped 12 fucking ranks
>mix of team retardation and enemy shitters quitting and fucking any xp I would've earned when I won
>start playing Lucio
>slowly ranking up again
>just lost 2 matches back to back
>dropped me down a rank
>both times someone chose Mercy after I locked in Lucio
>both times I told them to switch because we need more team damage
>both times I was ignored
>both times we got crushed
Maybe Mercy+Lucio works for the pros, but I wish retards would realise they're not fucking pros and trying pro team builds will only work if you're a fucking pro team
If you have "friends" who play videogames on anything other than PC, you aren't serious about the hobby and should just leave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh2Tevkj2nQ
>>344592341
kek, not even reddit can stand the mustards.
>>344588280
I want her to fuck my ass with a huge strapon
>>344591776
Update
>another fucking Mercy+Lucio set up
>Nepal
>Entire team wipes us off the oobjective
>I'm the last to go
>Mercy comes in, rezzes me
>only me
>in the middle of the enemy team
>instant death
>thanks Mercy
They've won 2 round of KotH, Mercy still hasn't switch, likely to lose this
>>344582686
>Playing random matches
>Decide to not switch and play mercy for a bit
>Win match
>Get invites
>Play and 3 matches with the previous group.
>Get sent messages complimenting me on playing a good mercy
>Talk to one guya few days
>Invites me to his place sudden
>Go to his place
>He's like old enough to be my da
>Watch him play overwatch for a bit
>Get jumped
>Loseanal virginity
>Play mercy even more now
>>344593078
thats pretty hot, write a story about it
What is a good mouse for this and FFXIV?
>>344584660
To be fair, Overwatch has one of the most obvious symptoms of being console-oriented: teammates have the most obnoxiously large area for healing so that you can't thread a needle to heal one specific person in a cluster.
>>344584880
What's a xim4, anon?
NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR BLOGS YOU FUCKING SHITTERS
Does anyone here legitimately play with a controller?
Sometimes I just want to relax, how's Mercy or Lucio with a controller?
>>344591776
>told them to switch because we need more team damage
You also had the option to switch but didn't. Good job holding your team back.
>>344594530
i tried it with the steam controller for gyro options. it was a hell of a lot of fun but even harder to land hits with lucio's projectile and wallriding took a sec to get used to. if you're okay with playing just a little below average feel free
>>344595083
>play Lucio
>win 70% of the time
>continue to play Lucio
>when others pick Mercy, we lose every time
How am I in the wrong here? I'm winning most of my matches with Lucio, Im gonna continue to play Lucio, I locked him in first, we don't really need a 2nd healer, and quite clearly Mercy is a detriment to the team.
It's not on me to switch because some kid (or NEET) wants to play his fucking waifu rather than win.
>>344595556
Well you are wrong. 2 healers are almost standard in higher ranks.
>>344595556
lucio is useless outside of koth
mercy is far more important and reviving people is worth it even if the mercy player is awful
>>344595731
Can you not read?
>>344591776
>Maybe Mercy+Lucio works for the pros, but I wish retards would realise they're not fucking pros and trying pro team builds will only work if you're a fucking pro team
>>344594501
Google it, stupid
>>344595839
Objectively incorrect, Lucio is played far more professionally than Mercy. Her Ult is great sure but the passive heal is far more useful than Mercy's focussed one
I would serve ties. All my friends are masterrace.
this >>344584416
>>344595839
>reviving people is worth it even if the mercy player is awful
See:
>>344593034
>>344584210
It is like going for a race with just one leg, against people with both legs.
It will not be fun if everyone shoot da fuck out of you before you even blink.
>>344588623
Fuck. Lucio design is racist as shit, how did this pass their resident SJW inspector?
