The last game you played is now written by anthony burch, how fucked you are?
>>344578776
Artificial Academy
0% fucked because he removed all the sex
>>344578776
>Dwarf Fortress
the combat reports are now boring and unfunny
>Has had a girlfriend not sure if he banged her
>Has a job
>Doesn't live with his parents
Hes way above 90% of /v/
>>344578776
MFW I'm not Anthony Burch
>Tetris
If someone could find a way to fuck that up, it's him.
>Senran Kagura
Hoboy
>>344579193
go away, anthonyhave jobhave apartmentno gf
>>344579193
I'm quite sure he did bang his wife at least once. Don't think it mattered too much since she got balled harder by someone who actually respected her.
FEMINISM
IS
A W E S O M E
>>344579193
>>Has had a girlfriend not sure if he banged her
>>girlfriend
"quotation marks"
Thief Gold
Garret is now a tranny and he steals the anal virginity of anyone who doesn't accept his life choices.
Patrolling the Mojave makes me wish I was with my boyfriend right now
>>344578776
Essentially the same game just now the men are pointlessly attracted to each other and the woman are pointlessly attracted to each other and a pointless meme everywhere he could stuff one. and some places he couldn't.
DOOM.
>Fallout 4
Good thing it's the one I don't play for the story.
>Borderlands 2
Oh uh. K?
>Saints Row 4
So he tries to do everything Volition does and somehow fucks it up colossally.
>Bro Force
All the masculinity is removed, and is replaced with feminism.
>>344578776
>The last game you played is now written by anthony burch, how fucked you are?
I assume not at all, but my characters wife is probably plenty fucked
>>344579860
Hes actually a DLC character in SR4
>>344578776
>underrail
>the writing is no longer entertaining and makes sense in the setting it's now all dick jokes and lame rambling
>>344579963
Well shit, I haven't played the DLC yet.
Can you kill him?
>Warlords of Draenor
instead of dropped plotlines, I get quips about toxic masculinity. I'm not sure which is worse
Fuck. Shantae is now an overweight butch dyke.
And all the charming, clever and writing has been replaced by memes
>Borderlands 2
Why do I keep doing this to myself?
>>344580081
Yes, you have to buy the DLC though.
>>344578776
Stalker
>>344578776
>Mount and Blade
Safe?
Planet Robobot
>Kirby is gay
>Dedede is gay
>Metaknight is gay
>Haltmann Works is now devoting to making everyone straight
>gaygaygaygaygaygaygay
>Dragon Quest V
God no...
>"Hey kiddo! I need ya to whip out that goomerang and fight a few monsters for daddy... okaaaaay? Look, just take Harry and run as fast as those stubby legs can take you!"
>"Not another step Pankraz, or else the offspring gets it!"
>"The only thing I don't get is why your skin is as green as your combat experience, vile beast!"
>"Suffer or the boy dies!"
>"Might as well kill me now. Hearing you speak is suffering enough. My son! Find your mother... and tell her... to put dinner on the table! Bleh!"
I'd kill myself on the spot.
>>344578776
>Minesweeper
Fuck
>>344580231
Durotan is in an open relationship with Velen
>>344579193
>girlfriend
he has a wife that cucks him all the time
>>344582186
His wife left him and took his Wii U.
>>344582186
>Am brown man
>Don't want to be white
>Just want to be a cute girl of any race
It's not fair
Being a dude is such a raw deal
>>344578776
LISA
>>344578776
>god eater rewhatever
meh whatever
>>344578776
His sister
>>344582506
Please don't be in SMT IV Final or Persona 5.
>>344582293
are they divorced?
>>344582134
>Thrall dies to some random demon
>Aggra suddenly gains all of his knowledge and trust that the Elements had always shown him
>Aggra is now Brown Jesus and won't stop talking about how she never really needed Thrall anyway, but still misses him and loves him
>>344579641
the blackjack would need to be removed for being too phallic.
or perhaps made more phallic to fit with his cucking fantasies
>>344578776
>Borderlands 2
wait
>>344582506
id turn SJW just to fug her once.
Gothic
Story quality only goes down a little but now there's a bunch of awful humor and the dialogue is even worse.
Elder scrolls Oblivion.
To be honest I know little about Anthony Burch apart from the fact nobody wants to be him.
>>344579297
you're pretty cute
>>344578776
>The Witcher 3
Writing is less shit I guess.
>>344582506
Wait, isn't that the bitch who voices ms. Pauling in tf2?
>new vegas
Borderland with even more memes.
>>344583082
Also no sex slaves in Gomez castle or Yberion temple because that's sexist
>>344582506
i wish her voice was a physical being that i could fuck
>>344579645
what mod is that
i need it for reasons
>>344580413
>half of the nobility are now females
>each and every one has an obnoxious personality to complement their status of a strong female character
>double-crossing or even just attacking them drops your honor into negatives and makes all factions hate you
>80% of marriages are now same sex
>for hetero couples it's either a 50-50 power split or the woman is in charge
>any male noble who is the head of their family is an irredeemable asshole who oppresses his peasants, raids villages and inevitably betrays you
>female mercenaries are now the strongest units in the game and are so much smarter and wiser than men that their upkeep costs less, but they are very hard to getso nothing changes
>>344583420
I would argue that them being there is so supposed to show that Gomez and Yberion is that much of a scumbag, but a modern feminist like Burch would just see the naked lady and not see any of that.
It explains a lot about how the series ended up, considering I just got through emulating paper mario ttyd with the new dolphin release.
>>344583420
>implying gomez wouldn't be a woman with male sex slaves
borderlands 2
Dark Souls
The big plot twist is that the curse is only given to those who are cucks. Knowing Anthony Burch, he'd probably try and make some gay meta joke about how much of a cuck he is, ironically trying to appease us.
>>344583297
She voices a lot of shit and has delicious little tomboy tits.
Baldur's Gate 2.
FUCK.
>>344584008
Modern Bioware then?
>Megadimension Neptunia VII
>>344578776
Well, he's a comedic genius after all! Literally nothing can go wrong.
>>344584131
Beamdog.
>>344578776
>how fucked you are
no matter which game the result will always be the same
>>344578776
>How fucked you are?Implying it will involve me getting fucked when it's written by the king of cucks.
>>344584178
>meme game now filled with more memes
Memes.
>>344582186
Isnt the reason they had an open relationship is because he cheated on her?
>>344585360
No, he wanted an open marriage and got cucked
>>344578776
>New Vegas
The only thing worse would be if Bethesda had written it instead of Obsidian.
>>344585538
>>344585360
It's a lot more funny than that.
>open relationship
>no one wants to fuck with him
>his wife gets the d
>he declares himself bi-sexual
>still no one wants to fuck with him
>his wife leaves him and steals his wii u
>>344578776
Sonic Adventure 2
>>344578776
> Pandora's Tower
Um... characters become meme spouting, cucked, transgender, hipsters...
Operation Rainfall would be rolling in its grave.
>>344585931
Don't forget the part where he went on a date with a dude and got all squeemish when the guy touched him, and then compared it to women getting raped
Gearbox should make a standalone Benedict game, y/n?
>>344578776
System Shock 1
I don't even know how this could turn out.
I'm sure it would be so much worse by making SHODAN a meme spouting AI like in pretty much any Borderlands game
>>344578776
Neverwinter Nights 1
Oh god fuck no, I love that game, Burch can't do serious things please god no I don't wanna enter his magical cuck realm
Monster Girl Quest
What the fuck does that end up as?
>>344587305
Monster girls referencing Gamergate
Don't just post games and reaction images niggers.
Explain how burch changed the story.
>>344583524
That interaction is vanilla m8.
>>344578776
i'm good, he's a talented writer.
oops, triggered you.
>>344587906
How's life been treating you lately Anthony?
>>344586892
Gearbox should stop making games.
>Undertale
How fucked do you think i am.
>>344588223
Not at all, he probably had a hand in writing the game.
>>344587603
Oh God. Would Alice be unattractive, not sensual, and not extremely hungry/horny at all times?
>>344587623
Dark Souls
Oscar basically functions as Claptrap, giving you advice and making zany comments about your estus and hollowing.
Solaire is wayyy more gay right off the bat.
Frampt makes fart jokes and Karthe makes dark puns.
Cutscenes for every boss, and they give immersion ruining one liners (O and S constantly argue through the fight, Iron Golem makes silly yelling noises when he falls, etc)>>344587878
>>344588415
Also the dark ending is a joke ending, you have to link the fire.
>ARK
What.
> Thug Hero Party
>>344578776
>The Secret World
It's the only modern fantasy game I've ever loved. Don't do this to me.
>>344588067
this is a nice gif
>>344579339
what is this?
>>344578776
Trails of cold steel
The game is very heavy on text and story content. If Burch was the writer it would be god awful.
>>344586892
fuck off you furfag
>>344578776
Borderlands TPS
So I'm assuming it's largely the same.
![InBruges7-300x130[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sp1XOBK.jpg "InBruges7-300x130[1].jpg")
>>344580881
On the fucking spot
>>344578776
>SMT IV
>Chaos is GG
>Law is Anita n' friendsThere is no neutral
>>344579193
Hello, Anthony!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTZ-q6S5hpU
What would happen to Pong?
>>344590423
>Law
>Not the Patriarchy
LOL. An epic meme, to be sure. At least you aren't Anthony Burch right guys?
>Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Granted I'm playing a mod. So what Marche forces everybody to be genderfluid whether they like it or not?
>>344590518
>Implying Anthony and his friends would ever align themselves with Chaos
>path of exile
Not fucked at all.
Literally no one cares about the story in that game whatsoever and no one leaves dialogue volume up at all whatsoever.
It would change nothing at all.
>>344578776
>Fallout 4
That's a shame, I actually like the way companions are written in FO4. Now they'll all just be one-dimensional wacky memeing caricatures.And before /v/ shitters come after me, I do like Fallout 4, fuck off. Only things I hate about it are the dialogue choices and lack of roleplay options.
>Eternal Crusade
In the grim darkness of the future. There is only memes.
>>344578776
>Sniper Elite 3
>spend 3/4ths of the game rummaging through the same weapon with slightly different stats
>all while some cringeworthy minor character spouts off about the Nazis being a byrpoduct of toxic masculinity in our patriarchy
>>344590582
dumb canadien frogposter
>>344578776
Witcher 3
>no female nudity, whatsoever
>Yen cucks Geralt worse than showing off her hall of past fucks
>ebin memes everywhere
>Eskel and Lambert are a gay couple and never shut up about it
>Ciri is somehow even more of a mary-sue
>>344578776
>VtM Bloodlines
Can I get LaCroix to suck my dick? Are the Sabbat about vampire ethics? Is the gorilla bodyguard secretly a chick?
>Senran Kagura Estival Versus
Impossible, he's too much of a bitchboi to even be in the same room in a Senran without having a fit, let alone writing a game for it.Has the same amount of explicit sex either way so not much changes there.
Hearts of Iron III.
>I decided to make world leaders gay and conduct policies the way an enlightened and progressive society would. Any nation not playing by these rules is automatically joined into the Axis powers.
>All world events take the form of memes, including dancing baby and hamster dance.
>"I made these decisions not because they add to the enjoyment but because showing the dynamic of homosexual relationships between Chamberlain and Mussolini makes things better in real life"
>the witcher 3
>everything is now WACKY MEMES!
Holy shit am I fucked. 100+ hours of stupid internet references? It'd be like literally playing4chan.
>Far Cry 3
It's ok, the writing wasn't really good.
I would have to listen to music while I'm playing it, I couldn't stand the memes while I'm getting collectibles or outposts.
>>344578776
Fuck burch for making borderlands considerably worse
>World of Warships
>All the ships now have sailors making out on the decks of the ships
>Announcer speaks only in memes
On the plus side maybe someone could mod in replacements for the sailors, then you could have lolis making out on the bow of your battleship.
>>344590582
dumb frogposter
>>344579193
>Has had a girlfriend not sure if he banged her
KEK
>Resident Evil 6
Somehow the writing gets even worse
>>344578776
>Serious Sam
Well, I don't really play it for stellar writing.
>>344578776
>Evolve Stage 2
The hunters talk more often and make lame jokes and they now have horrible personalities.
The monster represents the patriarchy and the hunters represent all the minorities teaming up to take it down.
>Warframe
The only characters worth mentioning are dead, emotionless or autistic. I can see Twin Queens being the patriarchy but there's not much he can really change.
>Dark Souls
Jokes on him, there's no writing in Dark Souls!
>MGS V
It would probably be better, in some horrible twisted way.
>>344578776
>Baldur's gate 2
It's basically modern Bioware.
>>344578776
>Outrun 2006
Fuck, that game was so comfy. Now the girlfriend will constantly be spouting meme humour.
>Undertale
Well fuck.
>Bioshock infinite
>"Come on Booker we don't have TIIIIIME to stand around!"
>"I bet that big ol' bird is gonna make us dead!"
>"Turns out Booker was the demons the whole time!"
>just comments on fucking everything you're doing, constantly
Then she falls in love with a black man from Paris and Booker fucks a Big Daddy
CSGO
Terrible
>>344578776
>Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
How many memes do you think he could fit in a game like that?
>>344579193
Keep telling yourself that Anthony
>>344578776
>Homeworld Remastered
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>fallout NV
so nothing changes?
>>344582506
I'd hit it.
>>344582506
I always thought she was related to jonathan holmes from destructoid. looks just like him.
>>344592675
I didnt bother with the dlc. the fuck happened?
>>344592556
>That twitter post by the shitskin
I wonder if he knows the "due process" in the Middle East maybe if he looked at that the cuck would realize that while out system isn't the best its still a better alternative then whats out there.
>>344593092
Not true, now Cass is a lesbian and she does nothing but talk shit on her dad. Also all of the legion soldiers constantly talk about having cocks shoved up their ass.
>>344578776
>witcher 3
fuck you don't change the only great thing about this game
>>344578776
>Read Only Memories
I hadn't thought about it until now but the writing isn't very good and the characters are boring so it'd be about the same.
>TF2
Meme Fortress 2
>>344592556
>white tears
is he drinking semen?
Ring Runner.
It's basically the same writing, except rather than nonsensical funny stuff it's nonsensical memes.
And N.E.R.O. would be a girl, as opposed to genderless, with voice acting that would reach a filesize comparable to the ~100MB game.
>ds3
>Goes from minimal dialouge to underbeable banter ever 5 minutes.
>Turn off sound
>Turn on music
Writing can't hurt me if I turn off subtitles and audio...right?
>Civ V written by Anthony Burch
>Every civ leader is lgbt
>Women leaders have better bonuses
>New victory type from having the most liberal civilization
>>344578776
At least he can write more than DIE DIE DIE
>>344593664
of course, they are the tears that come from my dick.
>>344594113
>tears that come from my dick
Tears of loneliness, I presume?
>>344594301of course
MGSV
>Heeeeeey Boss. There's like, this problem that needs solving. Would've done it myself if i wasn't missing a number of limbs. But, y'know, with you being a legendary badass and stuff, I feel like you should head down in desert land and take care of that problemo, no? Pardon me, I've forgotten to tell you what's this thing about. There's this smokin' hot sniper out there that's causing kind of a ruckus, and the base would REEEEEEALLY apprecciate if you took care of her. But for the love of feminism, don't kill her Boss.
>>344578776
>999
The game is now twice as long because every joke Junpei makes is dragged on for eternity.
>>344578776
>Planescape Torment
JUST
>>344580881
You're missing the obligatory "kickass" or "badass" Gearbox is obsessed with using all the time.
>>344594112
>Reaper is given a prissy camp lisp and all the lesbo ships are made canon because that's the sort of low hanging Joss Whedon-y meta jokes Burch instantly latches onto
>"GET IT? HE LOOKS VERY EDGY BUT IS ACTUALLY INCREDIBLY CAMP AND TOTALLY BADASS! HA! HA!"
>"CHECK IT OUT! WIDOWMAKER AND TRACER BANTER THAT SUBTLY IMPLIES THAT THEY'RE SECRETLY INTO GOBBLING EACHOTHER'S BOXES"
>"LOOK, LGBT COMMUNITY! LOOK WHAT I DID FOR YOU YET AGAIN! PLEASE SHOWER ME WITH GOOD BOY POINTS!P-please..."
>>344578776
>Pokemon go
One or two memes at most, isn't really a text based game.
>>344590245
Go away newfag /v/ was ALWAYS profurry.
>Sonic Adventure 2
Gerald will proclaim that feminism is awesome before being executed.
>>344578776
>Mount and Blade: Warband
J U S T
>>344578776
>TF2
So, Battleborn, except somehow not dead.
![rJTSc3F3Y458goRFmAE2JJ-650-80[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ld9BjHw.png "rJTSc3F3Y458goRFmAE2JJ-650-80[1].png")
FURI
>Somber introspective tone is replaced with wacky jokes and 'witty' one-liners
>half the characters are now gay, trans, dragonkin etc etc
>the story is now a thinly veiled allegory for nazis
>Main character now dies in every ending because he'd killed strong womyn and that's an inexcusable offence that must be punished
>>344586469
Man that episode of completely heterosexual writer wishing he was gay is still beyond hilarious.
Like the one advantage of being homosexual is that you don't have to bother with any of that wooing shit, just do guy things and blow each other in the parking lot. Male libido babyyyy
>>344594583
It's really bad if you just read this, but if you read this in Miller's voice it's actually decent. Damn that voice actor nailed this game
>>344594583
Save for the last sentence I kinda like this.
>Hey dude, it'd beee reeeealllyy sweet of you to go detonate that uh, bomb there. so why don't you go mosey on over there and take care of it, capiche?
>>344585542
>tfw Bethesda will almost certainly be writing every single Fallout game until the end of time
>>344583469
I'm dying
>>344588415
>>344588567
I almost want to see this...
>>344598179
>tfw books exist and you can read them if you want a good story
>tfw 0 video games of all time have a story that approaches a good book
its magical, try them. its the things with all the...when you open them its like a bunch of flat things? dont know how to explain it, you can fan air with it.
>>344594704
Jesus that pic is too real
Borderlands 2
Gameplay is fun
>>344578776
>Pokémon GO
It's not a big deal for me, and even if it was the story isn't important.
>>344598851
>I've never played a good RPG.
>>344599518
Good RPGs ride on their mechanics, this idea that an RPG should concentrate on story over gameplay is fucking idiotic.
Planescape Torment sucked and its continual inclusion on top RPG lists is an insult to its genre and videogames in general. Fucking Infinity Engine.
>>344589695
Peppercorn beef with maggots. Asian specialty.
But the last game I played was Borderlands 2 out of boredom.
So, nothing changed?
>>344578776
>king of fighters
>now
>king of cucks
I quit
>>344582506
She's honestly not bad but she has the wierdest opinions. Like not even SJW stuff, just wierd opinions in general.
>>344599108
>pokestops are now gay clubs
>>344594704
This, THIS would be what happens.
I've been replaying Memelands 2 for the hell of it, and honestly the memes are not as frequent as you think, and despite every character basically being written as gay, they act exactly the same as if they had been written to be straight aside from maybe Tina.
>>344602645
That's because Anthony Burch is unaware of how gay people flirt or mingle.
>>344602748
My point is, the issues with Anthony's writing don't really come up in 2, it's Pre-Sequel where the problems we say he has are the reality. Honestly the game suffers from gameplay issues infinitely more than anything his wtiting did in 2. I just fought the Badassasaurus an hour ago and jesus fuck, that was the definition of tedium and frustration.
And the worst part is, I LIKED the Torgue dlc before that fight, but that final boss just ruined it.
>>344585360
>Isnt the reason they had an open relationship is because he cheated on her?
No, he wanted to fuck his old girlfriend, so he talked his wife into an open marriage (without consulting his old girlfriend).
His old girlfriend didn't want his dick. His wife found that she had a thirst for cock, and took full advantage of the situation.
He became a depressing, cartoonish version of the cuck-meme, hanging around the house while his wife got dicked. It got so bad that he decided to try the dick himself, and then admitted it on Twitter, because the thought it would make him look more progressive.
His wife eventually left him because he was too depressing to be around. Eventually they got back together under unknown circumstances.
>>344579339
No straight parts.
>>344603083
Bless her for taking advantage of his pathetic cuckery.
>Final Fantasy XIV:A Realm Reborn
It's not like I have actually paid attention to the story.
>>344603083
And not an ounce of hatred was behind this post.
>>344592923
>how many memes
game's pawns are already memes by this point
and features lesbian nigger midgets
Dragon's Dogma is Burch's dream game
>>344582506
She would look so cute with her face coverd in cum...
>>344603083
>Eventually they got back together under unknown circumstances.
When did that happen?
>>344603520
>under unknown circumstances.
>When did that happen?
>>344603730
>When
>>344578776
>Battlefield
Doesn't matter
>>344583220
If she was married to Burch, you could fuck her.
>>344582506
Am I the only one who wants to fuck his sister on the couch and cum inside of her as soon as The Cuck walks through the door? I would feel nothing but unbridled joy knowing that he'd be coming home from some unknown, depressing, exhausting workload for no gain, and see that as his welcoming home.
>>344604495
You probablt couldn't. From what I heard, she has this wierd problem with sex in general.
>>344604534
It's not like he's fucking her himself.
>>344604627
It's not the cuckery that gets me. It's knowing that he'll come home to see two sexually successful individuals enjoying themselves joyously as he sits there, sighing, and walks to his room to cry. One of which is his sister, the other of which is some strange, unknown individual.
>Dishonored
Fuck, guard banter is the greatest shit and now they just talk about the time they took a bolt to the knee and feminism
>>344594583
I wonder how the small village conversation would go.
How could Burch ruin a Mario game?
Specifically Super Star Saga
>>344578776
>Doom 1993
>Doomguy now has to go to hell to rescue his wifes son, the son is a trans-racial queer
>all references to masculinity are removed for being to """"gross""""
literally no reason to play it, but at least it would get finished.
>>344578776
Civilization V... I can't even comprehend how fucked I am
>>344608485
he makes every other couple gay and has Mario and Peach in an open relationship. he probably also makes Luigi a homo and forces you to lose all fights against female enemies
>>344608739
meant for >>344608169
The last game I played is the game I'm developing.
Oh God. I'm Anthony Burch.
Kill me.
>>344578776
>Skyrim
Mods will fix it.
>>344593246
THIMBLE
