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>Dude! You can get a mace in ICO by playing a hidden game of basketball halfway through the game!
Yeah, sure thing Jake, you lying piece of shit
>>344509181
>dude you can get a shotgun in Simpsons Hit&Run, you just got to find it in mr.Burn's mansion
>I checked, it isn't there
>Oh it's only the Xbox version
fuck you Matt
>the grate in front of the castle opens up ande lets you go on the castle roof to meet yoshi
>Dude you can catch five Groudons in the volcano if you put the meteorite back after the E4!
fuck off Taz
>>344509181
>if you go east of Vvardenfell there's a talking mudcrab who sells items
fuck off evan
>>344509181
>you can upgrade it to a lightsaber!
Psshhhh, like anyone is going to fall for that one.
>>344509181
>Dude, if you put the balverine tattoo on and let a balverine kill you, you get to turn into one!
Yeah i got fuckin meme'd
>that feel when you remember having a that kid moment and you regret it to this day and you have no fucking idea why you did it
I'm sorry, I dunno why I lied.
well guys, at least you know you friends are full of shit
dude theres a golden warthog hidden in headlong if you superjump and butterfly to the highest point in the map!
>>344513687
yeah, everyone knows the mudcrab merchant is east of Mzahnch, on the southern tip of vvardenfell
>>344509181
>You can unlock Omega Shenron in Budokai 1
>You just have to get all the capsules and unlock everything else
Fuck you Tyler. Spent 3 weeks of my summer vacation trying to do this
>>344515536
What
>megaman can do a hadoken like street fighter but you have to get literally everything then kill yourself 10 times
Yeah fucking right retardo
Back in the ooooold w3 days, I had this fried who used to say all kind of wacky things about the game, and because like 80% of my friends had internet back in 2003, and because it sounded like bullshit , nobody believe him... till one day on a birthda party, he showed us that everything was true...
He was the popular guy at school for like a day, then we all remembered he was an asshole and continued to call bullshit on everything he said even if they turned out to be true just to piss him off
>"you can unlock an on-foot mode in star fox 64!"
kill yourself jeremy
>that kid who told you shiny pokemon were sick and needed to be traded to be curedI didn't figure it out until Ruby so I just kept giving shinies away. Fuck you Derek.
>You can revive Aeris if you go to a secret island west from the Knights of the round island!
>Oh but you can't go flying, you have to go with a golden chocobo
>And the island moves
>And it only appears when you are right next to it
>You get the super revive materia there
>Then you bring 99 tissues to Aeris house and she revives.
>>344516263
>implying you had multiples of shinies to give away
Here's where people will call you out for lying.
>>344509643
Memes aside is this true or an actual rumor?
I love hit and run and never heard of this myth.
>>344516323
By "giving away shinies" I meant whenever I caught one. In the time between R/B/Y and R/S/E I caught maybe 2.
>>344516469
My point still stands.
>if you throw a spy orb over a wall, you can see zombies dancing thriller
ok
>>344516468
Nah it was just some shit my friend made up.
>tfw I was that kid
>"They're making a Diary of a Wimpy Kid game for the DS you guys! I know because my dad works at the manufacturing company!"
>"You can unlock Sonic in Melee if you play as Mario for 40 hours after starting a fresh save!"
>"Shadow can be unlocked in Brawl if you play as the dark variety of sonic against 3 enemies taking no damage 50 times in a row"
I was such a faggot
I'm still a faggot
>Dude if you look at the moon for 60 seconds the ghost of Lockout will come!
>in Ripto's Rage, before you battle Ripto, you have to fight a giant shark that's wearing socks!I made that one up.
i had a friend try to convince me that you coukd unlock taboo in brawl if you beat sse on the hardest difficulty with no deaths
on the otherside, i once had some fall for the "alt+f4 unlocks god mode" meme in a league of legends match
>>344517497
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>344517523
im 20 kid. go back to bed
>>344517609
My mistake. You just type like a 12 year old girl posting on facebook.
>>344517609
>A grown man that doesn't know what Alt + F4 is
Weak stuff
>>344517609
you gotta be baiting
>>344509181
>You can play as Master Hand in Melee!
>tfw many years later I found out he was actually telling the truth
>hey dude, did you know you can tip the iceberg in club penguin?
>>344517862
FUCK
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT TRYING TO COLLECT PEOPLE FROM THE WHOLE SERVER TO STAND ON THE TIP OF THAT FUCKING ICEBERG
>>344518006
M8 club penguin has been around for over a fucking decade. You realize that right?
>>344511024
this is true, gotta get all 150
>that weird kid whose house you went over once just to play a game he had and you didn't
>he does some gay wrestling shit and screams a bunch
>just want to get the fuck out and play the game
>finally leave, take the game with me and never go back to his house after that
>never talk to him again, despite sitting next to him in school and living two houses down from him
>flat out ignore him when he comes over asking for the game
>dad is in on it too and shoos the kid away
>a few months later HIS dad gets busted for stealing shit and he disappears forever
>lost the game a few months later
We've all got a little bit of that kid in us, don't we?
>>344518241
>be 12
>ask kid next door to me half my age to hang out so I can steal his rare Yu-Gi-Oh! cards or scam him out of them by trading shit for rares
>>344518241
>that kid who only wanted to play sports games
>i fucking hated sports gamesthey were my brother's
>once you put 200 hours into Pokemon sapphire you get to ride the rocket ship and capture eather Jaraci or Deyoxis
While haft of this did come true in the remake fuck you Page.
>>344518341
>sister brings some friends over
>immediately afterward, realize most of my rare pokemon cards are fucking gone
>by the time parents were notified, they were already sold
i will never not be mad about that shit
those cunts had an elaborate goddamn smuggling ring set up, i swear
>>344518607
my friend told me that if you beat the elite four 100 times you got to ride the rocket ship onto the moon and catch jirachi
I must have fought them around 30 times before i gave up
>When my brother and I were little, he described the final boss of Wario World to me.
>Except he lied a whole bunch about it.
>Said that it had multiple heads and that you had to destroy every one of them until it was reduced to just one head, which would then detach from the body and attack you directly.
>I was sorely disappointed when I actually managed to reach it and discovered that it was just a big dumb floating jewel that didn't do anything interesting.
>Hey, did you know you can get Sonic and Tails in Melee? Give me your smash and memory and I'll get it for you
I was naive in jr high school but not THAT naive
>>344516469
If you put the cartridge into pokemon stadium you could see which ones were shinies, the IV's in gen 1 have a specific pattern that makes it shiny
>dude in halo 2 if you get a enemy banshee to go in the tunnel in the 2nd level and then when you reach the park take the banshee you can find on a roof a unique plasma rifle that shoot a giant laser that kills everything and you can use it to find a huge soccer ball hidden in a building
Yeah, sure, and i'm the president of the united states
> Did you know you can pull out a gun with Lee and instakill the opponent?
> You can summon 5 Yoshimitsu's
On another note I'm actually one of those rare guys where I did have gay sex with a friend. I can greentext it.
>>344518672
>save up lunch money for a few weeks and buy Jinzo tin
>open up the LOB pack
>Blue-Eyes inside
>flip out
>tell friend
>he doesn't believe me
>put it in a card case and bring it to school with me
>friend has told others at the bus stop about the Blue-Eyes
>waiting for friend
>some other kid: "he dude let me see the Blue-Eyes"
>whip it out
>fucker snatches it from my hand and runs down the street
>I am quite fleet of foot, I run that fat fucker down, beat the shit out of him and take my card
>get suspended from school even though we weren't at school during the fight
>got Blue-Eyes back, who cares
>bully the kid for the rest of the year, spit on him, take his backpack, throw his shit out the window, deny it all
Fuck that fat kid. Literally had the whole school calling him "The Loser" for the entirety of 6th grade. Fuck that faggot. Feels good. I hope he killed himself tbqh.
Not super vidya related but
>Hanging out with some neighborhood friends
>Little brother is being really annoying
>Like REALLY fucking annoying, hitting crazy autism levels
>We try to get him to go away as politely as possible several times, he eventually gets the message
>Head home to find that he ripped up most of my Pokemon cards including the holographic mew from seeing the movie.
Jesus christ I've never been so mad in my life. That fucker was grounded for weeks. I'm getting upset just thinking about it. I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive him.
>>344516469
Cool. No Shinies in RBY you lying reddit faggot. GTFO.
>>344519013
we've all had gay sex with our friends, anon. you're nothing special
>>344519159
Speak for yourself, I never had gay sex with friends.Or any sex. Wizardhood, here I come ._.
>>344519130
Speaking of autism levels, does anyone have the greentext of the school boy that thought he was a wolf or something like that?
He managed to snatch a bird and ate it in front of the class IIRC
>>344519159
>tfw got naked and jerked off with qt twink friend all the time but never did anything else and just kinda stopped hanging out
the fucking wasted potential
>>344519309
literally could have just asked him to suck your dick and he'd probably do it
>>344519369
LITERALLY. I KNOW. WE WERE LIKE, 13/14 AT THE TIME AND HE CAME OUT AS BI IN FRESHMAN YEAR. WE PROBABLY COULD HAVE EVEN FUCKED SOME CHICKS TOGETHER (he was a qt emo twinky type who had lots of female beta orbiters who thought he was so cool because of his hot topic attire and epic scene hair). FUCK I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
>Sometime in elementary school
>Talking about Ocarina of Time
>Some kid says If you shoot Ganon in the penis with a light Arrow he dies in 1 hit
>I only ever made it to the shadow temple, redeads scared me
>Years later discover emulators and gameshark
>Hack straight to Ganon
>For some reason I remember the advice
>Shoot Ganon in the dick
>Nothings Happening
>Try again
>Nothing
>Proceed to question myself in why I believed such an obviouse farce
I can't remember who told me this, but fuck you
>>344518150
Every thread.
>He never got the Wheat Sword
>>344515501
I had That Kid moments. Not a chronic issue but my parents didn't buy me many vidya games as a child so I pretended I played interesting ones "at my cousins/friends house".
I remember once getting into an argument with THE That Kid at our school, both of us talking utter shit about a game neither of us had probably played.
What the fuck was wrong with me?
>>344519018
>things that never happened
>>344519013
>>344519159
I've only succed my friend (four[4] times). He keeps trying to pressure me into letting him fuck my ass though, but I'm not about that gay shit!!!
>>344519741
Weird, soundsexactly like what I do in this board on the regular
>>344519915
I absouletly loved to suck that friend's dick. We tried anal a couple of times, it felt good for him when I did him, not so much when he did me. But I absolutely adored to slobber on his dick.
>you can create your own gym in 3rd gen if you beat the league 200 times.
>rip 2 weeks of summer
>I used a gameshark to teach my pokemon a move which summons a snorlax that cuts the other pokemon in half, makes them into a sandwich, and then eats them
Fuck you Andrew
>>344518150
Only the DS version has 150 stars.
>Yeah, there's a supersecret area with free powerups, yoshis and 1-ups in world 2 you just have to look for it.
Fuck off, Jose.Wait...
>>344520165
>yeh you just have to beat the league 100 times and your dad will fly in with Latias and give you the Eon Ticket
>>344519656
>there are anons on this board who never even got Kraden as a playable party member
>>344519514
Regret of this intensity is radioactive. Look him up on facebook or something, he probably remembers you.
>>344520532
Well who gives a shit now we're both in our late 20s he's not a qt twink anymore, I think he has a full beard, and I'm 6'1" and 200lbs and hairy as fuck. The time has passed.
>>344516263
That's a pretty good hustle for a grade schooler
>if you manage to beat MGS without losing any health, you'll unlock a third ending where you save grey fox
Fuck you, James
>Oh I just go this really cool new game! It has like 8 games in it
>What's it called?
>Athens 2004
We just stayed up all night playing Field track while he tries to convince us that a game where you mash X is fun.
>dude, you can unlock a secret temple in that new game
yeah okay how
>lemme send you the guide
>pic related
yeah, right
fucking lying cocksucker
>>344519741
That situation sounds hilarious. Sorry it left you as a memory that makes you cringe anon
>>344521219
Took me a while to realize that is La Mulana
>Dude there's a fake wall behind the tree, and then ANOTHER fake wall which gets you inside, then you travel all the way down through the inside of the tree into the bottom of the world!
>It's a giant ocean with an island made of ash where you find the last remaining dragon which lets you turn into a dragon too!
Fuck you Ethan you lying piece of shit.
>if you drive with all Mario kart 64 characters 3 times backwards on each map you will unlock golden Mario
>>344521219
I need to get around to finishing this someday.
>>344521681
Oh ashen lake you magnificent place
I love these threads because you can never know whether it's a troll or legit unless you played the game
>do inane retarded task
>see/unlock something crazy
Was even one of these rumors true?
>>344519741
>both of us talking utter shit about a game neither of us had probably played
>Proto /v/
>friend always lied about stuff in video game he played and you didn't
Literally why?
>>344509181
You fuckin amateurs thinks you are cringy?
>Elementary school
>our group of friends coagulate over the first few weeks
>Bunch of sonic wearing, pokeman playing, autists who couldn't make it in the other social groups because we were too weird
>Our corner of the playground is essentially the ghetto of the playground
>we played a gme called mixer where you could be any charachter you wanted
>Have 3 fucking little shits prentending to be goku running around shoooting each other with kamehamehas
>At one point my friend pretended to be sephiroth for like a fucking week in class or not until his parents slapped him and told him to stop being retarded
It was the best of times it was the worst of times.
>>344521681
>Dude you use the meditation gesture next to the dragon statue and you get taken to a big temple where dragon people are training to be shaolin monks
>and then you fight a dragon and become a dragon and fight Gwyn's son who also rides a dragon
>also Havel is there
>also Prince Ricard
>also Ornstein was there even though he died in the first game
shut the fuck UP Ethan, christ
>>344509181
>You can get the mach-speed bracelet in Sonic Adventure 2
>Its hidden in Pyramid Cave
I could basically see you lying through your teeth Andrew
He was one of those kids who was just an absolute compulsive liar with everything, I don't know if it was just to make himself seem more interesting or in the "know", but it was really terrible.
I legitimately never encountered "that kid" in my life, although maybe thats because basically all my classmates ever played was CoD and I was always playing older games.
>>344526174
underaged b&
>>344526429
I'm 18 m8
>>344526174
If you never encountered that kidyou are that kid
>"dude im sorry but i banged your mom"
Yeah i'm not stupid, none of the games we played let you do this
>>344526429
You're underage if you honestly think that
>>344527148
i'll wait
>>344519018
You're doin' God's work anon!
>After beating the league you can fly into space and catch Deoxys
>You only need to say LINK TOGETHER WITH ALL to a NPC to get Mew without doing anything else
Fucking Club Nintendo (Mexico) magazine, never trusted mexicans with vidya again.
>interested in Yu-Gi-Oh for all of 2nd grade
>kid two years my senior keeps jabbering out how his dad is going to buy him three Blue-eyes for his birthday
>he finally gets them, he's really excited
>I manage to convince him to trade them to me for a small myriad of shitty cards like five minutes into our free time
I still feel some guilt.
>>344524531
Plenty of them.
>Dude did you know there's a secret world in Cave Story? All you have to do is find the hidden tow rope in the Core room before the boss fight, then use it to take Curly out of the room which saves her from drowning, then take her to the small cabin and drain the water out of her. Then you find her in the Garden! She's lost her memory though so you have to go all the way back to Arthur's graveyard where there's a secret boss fight against a mushroom! The mushroom brings her memory back and then after the final boss you can go into the locked cabin and there's a hole in the floor that leads to Hell!!
>>344527263
Call of Duty Franchise is going on 13 years old. Modern Warfare will be turning 9 this year and the original Black Ops will be 6.
>That kid who convinced me that you could totally find an Evolution stone that allowed you to evolve pokemon who normally only evolve through trade.
I wanted a Gengar so fucking bad, but no one I knew had a link cable. I must've walked through the game 100 times looking for that hidden stone.
>>344527564
>Trading away a birthday present
He deserved it.
>>344524531
In Megaman X if you have every upgrade, you have to go to Armored Armadillo's stage, get to the end of the stage and climb the wall above the boss door, collect the energy capsule, and then die, if you do this five times, on the fifth time Dr. Light will be wearing Ryu's outfit, he'll say that you're so cool and he's not worthy and he'll teach you the Hadoken which kills anything in the game in one hit.
>local nigger kid comes over and steals my copy of oracle of seasons
>go over to his house, see game
>"oh hey, i like zelda! can i play?"
>"...why is the save file my name?"
>he says he named it after me
his mom started beating him afterward so i took my game and never came back
If you get a Bulbasaur to level 100 without evolving it, it evolves into a Celebi.
>>344520212
Sorry Michael
>>344518969
This is true. You can get the scarab gun and a giant socceball
>>344529417
Timothy, go fuck yourself you lying piece of shit, the reason why nobody liked you at school or likes you now is because you lie, lie, lie, lie and then lie some more. People are sick of your constant bullshitting. Maybe if you stopped your stupid one-upmanship of spouting a bigger lie than the one that preceded it maybe people would stop hating you like the plague.
>there's a level in Spyro where you can ride a skate board and do tricks
Fuck off Johnathan you faggot
>>344529638
I've even dual wielded them before. But the second one is tricky because you need two controllers to have one guy trigger the scarab.
>>344529824
SEE?
>OH BOY! THERE ARE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!ELEVEN
FUCK YOU TIMOTHY! NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE YOU! JUST GO AND JUMP UNDER A TRAIN YOU FAT LYING PIECE OF SHIT!
>>344530039
There are supposed to be four, but I never found the other two.
>Convince little brother's friend to trade me his freshly unboxed Unusual for a fucking Strange Sydney Sleeper.
What a fucking moron.
>>344530520
What?
>>344530129
Whoppee doo!
Then what? If you collect all four Goku appears?
>>344530647
You could pretend to be Goku with the scarab guns.
>The N64 logo has 64 sides
Blew my mind
>Dude, I figured out how to get Mew! So there's this truck and you have to...
>>344516263
>had shiny groudon
>just thought sparklies were normal because it was the main legend on the box
>ask my friends at recess why it's yellow
>that kid overheard
>DUDE IT'S GOT CANCER
>IT'S GONNA SPREAD TO ALL YOUR OTHER POKEMON
>Worry about my level 100 sandslash and tropius
>release that shit right when I got home
>people were like "dude....he lies about shit all the time what the fuck"
>I literally cried
Fuck I was a retard.
>Cancer
>being contagious
>I had cancer myself before this incident
FUCK I WAS A RETARD
Every single post in this thread is true; you all just didn't try hard enough
>>344518341
>get invited to a kid who is about 3 years younger to me to his house
>I was big into fucking legos at this time
>Guy was loaded with the best legos with gigantic castles a mini-figs everywhere
>not that new style medieval, the best OLD style medieval lego
>when he wasn't looking I pocketed a cool ass black knight
>began to feel bad so I put it back
I wanted it so bad but I just couldn't do it.
>>344519130
>holographic mew from seeing the movie
Fuckers left and right on the playground were trying to trade me that for my golden blastoise. Glad I didn't take it because I didn't know what that mew card was, thought it was a bootleg.
>dude, you can unlock gogeta by beating the game on hard 20 times
Fuck off, Alex.
>>344516291
Those tissues were full of your Lifestream right?
>that kid who always got in trouble and fucked with everyone but never got punished by his parents
>that one time his mom had enough of his shit and started smacking him with a shoe
>he just laughs and enjoys it as if it were a game
>>344518150
Sure Johnathan, if you say so.
>>344516038
that one's actually true
>>344532175
Down right square was best SSJ4 Combo in build up mode.
>>344519656
>>344520474
>spent weeks trying to unlock it despite how obvious it was that it was fake
>fucked up twice by giving Jaina that item the guide said she couldn't hold
>that fucking code every reset
FUUUCKK
It was such a obvious hoax too, fucking "wheat sword"? "dutch farmer"?
>>344518150
>>344515407
I heard this one too
>mfw I was THE kid
>that kid who said you'd get a secet achievement for losing to Gluth
Fuck you Kel.
>>344515407
>>344533914
>had white balverine summon through the "summon-killed" thing
>never wanted to summon it for fear it would kill something and overwrite the white balverine
>became that kid
>homeschooled and only kid on the block was That Kid
>tired of playing vidya, we go outside and play
>he decides we should roleplay Zelda around the neighborhood
>he insists he's going to be the main character, Zelda
>tells me I have to be the sidekick, Link
>we search for the princess
Alex you stupid piece of shit I hope you think back upon your folly with regret. You stupid dense motherfucker, remembering that and laughing at you in hindsight almost makes up for you breaking my fucking scooter and lying about your "ultra-rare" gold scooter wheels.
>>344534554
>mfw hopping on the nintendo 64 after my older sister was done playing it and seeing that one of the filenames is Zelda
1st gen pokemon
>hey anon, did you know you can get a Jeep in Red by using the item finder in viridian forest!
Fuck you David
Just before 2nd gen came to the west
>hey anon, in Red, if you beat the Elite 4 100 times it opens a new area where you can catch new pokemon!
Fuck you Stephen
