Hello, I'm here for the job interview.
>>344505586
How do you spell your name?
>>344506742
巡音 ルカ
How many dicks have you professionally sucked?
>>344506890
Luka only munches carpet
>>344505586
Excellent, let's get started immediately!
On your knees.
>>344506995
>>344505586
I saw you a few days ago.
Do you have another appointment?
Mikusaturday!
Not today.
Bend over.
>>344509027
Miku is old and busted, Luka is the new hotness.
>>344509404
Luka is a shell of her former self since V4
>>344505586
how do you pronounce your name?
>>344509667
Megurine Luka.
>>344510236
>implying claps can read that properly
>>344505586
Oh, hello worker.
>>344510756
She needs to be accepted first.
Where's the video games
What kind of music do you like?
What kind of food do you like?
Who is the person you like?
Oh, it doesn't have to be me, by the way.
>>344505586
Is the photo and the person holding the CV supposed to be the same person? Looks nothing like it.
>>344505586
what are you willing to do to get the job?
fucking hell woman this is like the 5th time this week
>>344512162
>different hairstyle confuses retards
>>344512297
someone REALLY wants this job
>>344511153
OP's image is a screenshot from a video game newfriend
>>344512529
I wasn't asking you, you worthless sack of shit. I was asking her.
>>344512817
Back the fuck off?!?
>>344513035
*teleports behind you*
I'll teach you not to fuck with me.......
>>344512162
Luka is actually a trained assassin and is quite skilled in disguising herself.
>>344514484
Those positions are fu--- I mean, we're not looking for people with that skillset.
>>344505586
get rid of the dyke cut first
>>344506942
>Name is Luka
>Katakana is ルカ
I'm still learning nip, but why is ル pronounced "Lu"? I thought that was "Ru".
>>344514772
There's no difference between an r and an l sound in nip
>>344514772
Shit, didn't mean to quote that post.
>>344514759
I actually quite like it.
>>344514772
Because the name IS "Luka", but since there's no L in Japanese, it's written as "ru".
>>344514832
Ah, alright. Thought it was something like that, but thanks for the info, anon.
>>344509027
when you have over 200 songs it's always miku day
>>344514750
Don't worry, she only uses it on her female co-workers.
This is like the 3rd time I rejected your application.
Get lost fishface.
>>344515145
luka is a slut
a sluuuuuuuuttt
>>344505586
>job
>pink hair
>>344515256
Only for Miku.
>>344515270
Rin looks really horrible in FT and the arcade.
>>344505586
>tfw too awful at rhythm games to play the PS4's HD version
Oh well, guess I'll stick to the PS3 game with its sub par music video graphics.
Sorry but I don't speako...
Panda Express or wherever the fuck you used to work.
>>344515270
But it's natural
>>344515375
>implying you wouldn't destroy this body
>>344515419
Just play on hard?Also the Diva models are superior to the arcade ones.
>Make dozens of job application
>Only got to 2 interviews
>Literally an hour after the interviews I get an email of rejection
>fug
>Ask a friend to get me something at his job
>"You start training on monday"
If only I knew how much keeping contacts help you in real life
>>344515490
Natural enough for you do go into slut business instead.
>>344515492
Literally nothing
>>344515492
i would destroy it with a flamethrower
>>344515538
connections is everything nigga, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
>>344505586
It says here your prior career was a singer and you have no education in this field. Care to explain how that will help you be a stockbroker?
>>344515270
What did she mean by this?
>>344514759
Faggot detected.
>>344512446
Look at the cheekbones. They're different. Doesn't look like the person on the photo.
>>344505586
Man I'm so nervous about getting a job
>>344515983
>video game screenshot
>not vidya
Get a load of this faggot.
>>344515983
is any part of baka desu senpai still filtered?
test
>>344516596
Screenshot is, but 90% of the thread is not video games. Granted there is some Miku game discussion.
>>344516889
Thank Goot for filtering the twitter/facebook niggers.
>>344515974
They're taken from different angles you
>mfw I want to work on the videogaem industry
>finance major with no talent or knowledge in drawing/writing/programming
I have a decent job and all, but it feels kind of sad not fulfilling my silly dream. I tell myself that's what being an adult is all about not to feel as bad but I know it's just an excuse.
She's never gonna get a job at this rate
>>344517451
There's a billion tutorials out there for everything. Stop wasting games with vidya.
>>344514894
Not entirely true, it's not that l doesn't exist, it's that l and r are the same sound.
t.autist
>>344518031
She should just go and work on her singing career V4 was awful
>>344518470
>l and r are the same sound.
something bothers me about this statement
>>344518198
I definitely could learn, but could I get hired after learning shit from the internet and having no degree in it? Don't know how the IT world works, but in finance it's like 50% degrees + 50% experience. On an unrelated note banking takes it to the extreme, it's like 90% degrees there, you see people in their 20s with no work experience competing on the same ground for positions against experienced people in their 30's.
>>344505586
Why is your resume in Japanese? Is this a joke?
If nobody wants the Luka I'm taking her
Ponytail Meegu a best
>>344519339
Do you have a problem with Japanese people
>>344519339
I would say it's because she's Jap but she's bilingual so that's out.
>>344518669
the two sounds are very similar in how your tongue moves to make them. with a bit of practice you can make the L-R hybrid sound that the japanese do
>>344519587
This is an English speaking company she can't pull that shit!
>Anamanaguchi did Miku music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NocXEwsJGOQ
Wow.
>>344519626
>bilingual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dx65lqDl78
>>344505586
Sorry, we don't hire nips with hair dye here, you'll have to >>>/leave/
>>344520329
>a band that made music using old computer parts opened a concert for a computer that mimics humans
What a time to be alive
>>344519783
just like d and t or f and v or k and g or s and z are the same sound except one is buzzing and the other is not, they're still different sounds. l and r might make a pair, but they are still different.
>>344520329
Hearing Miku sing in english weirds me out
God damn i couldnt resist buying the senbonzakura theme
which one did you buy ?
>>344520710
At least it's not this bad.
https://youtu.be/qv2_2nN2B5U?t=1m48s
>>344520850
This video contains content from EXIT TUNES Inc.. It is not available in your country.
T-thanks
>>344520834
I have the FT preorder one, I'm using the blue one.
>>344520710
But that means she can finally sayI love youin engrish
>>344520710
It's not always bad
https://youtu.be/6CjAPqVJ5_A
>>344505586
When's the wedding?
>>344522863
After Miku's 10th birthday
>>344505586
Welcome aboard!
You can start by bending over.
>>344523310
I think Miku is supposed to be 16 and luka is supposed to be 20 or something.Age gap yuri is the best.
>>344522863Computers can't get married Anon...
>>344505586
Great, now do what you were build to dothat will be sex
>>344524520
I'd like her to give me some Luka Luka Night Fever if you know what I mean.
What non rhythm game lets me play as an Luka?
>>344524709
Monster Girl Quest
>>344514832
Not quite correct. There is no "r" or "l" sound in Japanese. Instead, Japanese has an alveolar flap sound which is romanized as "r" and closely resembles the "r" and "l" sound of English.
>>344524751
Ebig
Doughnut lewd the Luka
Sega needs to give us DLC for Future Tone soon
How does he do it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkLJoFp2UAE
>>344524709
There's Miku'n POP
Would you a Haku?
>>344525273
WhoNo seriously I have no idea who this is
>>344525183
Autistic attention to detail and a fuck long time spent tuning.
>>344525256
Are there any actually good fan games for Miku and company?
>>344525327
m8, she's more popular than Kaito.
>>344525327
It's okay, nobody else does either.
>>344525449
NO SONGS
LOL
>>344518860
You can. It's a weird way into the industry, but if your portfolio is good enough, then you have a chance. Just get making stuff, follow tutorials and make your own little personal projects.
Look at these dubs.
>>344525454
I don't follow the popularity of the vocaloids but i'm gonna guess being best girl Haku is also least popular as with all fanbases?
>>344505586
Congratulations, you are hired as a QA tester for Football Manager games here at SEGA Europe. Enjoy the job!
>>344526295
Sounds like hell
>>344525454
>>344525446
Mikumono is short but fun.
>>344525183
Mitchie M DLC pack for Future Tone when?
>>344526641
>slapping tako lukas makes them explode
Bullying like this shouldn't be allowed.
>>344526771
What if it's Takos slapping Takos?
>>344520623
r & l aren't a voicing pair like the others fyi
>>344527051
the point was that they're different...
>>344526913
That's even more fucked up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4OSgehVkUM
Is miku the biggest vocaloid hussy?
>>344527957
Why do you think she's the most popular?
>>344519438
>taking the dyke
>>344514772
You've gone so far as to start learning moonruns but didnt even know "l" and "r" are the same to Nips?
>>344529084
Actually the dyke takes you and not the other way around.
>>344529084
She's not a dyke she's a pedo.
>>344525454
man I want to sink my face into that ass crack
>>344529237
>>344529158
DELETE THIS
>>344508559
>Not this one you retard.jpg
heh
Which one /v/?
>>344529967
I like shy girls trying femdom for the first time and getting all embarrassed.
slut
post more cute girls in suits
>>344530974
That's a guy.
Is there some button to press in FT to equip the recommended module for the song?
>>344532625
Go into module select for whatever song you want and press R2+L2I think.There's like a red star next to the right module.
post mikuthigh
>>344509404
Kasane Teto is best vocaloid
>>344532992
SLUT
what game
>>344533867
The new nep game on PC.
good now bend down
>>344505586
Fuck off aussie cunt
Do you like my new outfit /v/?
>>344537005
Not really
Skirts are for sluts.
>>344537005
>new outfit
>dying franchise
Have you perfected your favorite song yet?
>>344538562
Yes.I just had to make my favorite song an easy one.;_;
>>344538723
thanks for showing that you are one of the most gay persons on the internet :) now please go kill yourself you konichishit
>>344538904
I don't know what the fuck you just said to me.
Luka a shit.
>>344540742
Luka acute!
>>344540742
Stop shitposting Rin.
>>344541660
Being fat isn't cute.
>>344542901
Luka is very slim.
>>344543042
She's a whale.
>>344520710
Because the English voice bank and Japanese ones are differently tuned out of the box
To better sell miku in murica, they made Saki Fujita (miku's VA) record samples doing a more mature voice than the one she usually does when recording voice samples for jap miku
She also never truly learned English, but they showed her how to pronounce every single English phoneme in a vacum, another reason why she sounds so strange when singing in English while Luka from day one had a less weird English, even though it had some hard Japanese accents, since her VA does speak English but has a bit of an accent
>>344525183
He takes hours tuning each syllable on vocaloid, than transports each audio clip individually to auto tune to pitch correct it manually
Also luka has a better English than miku
>>344543763
a cute whale
>>344505586
You're fired
>>344515270
>Japan
>anything but black hair
Even if you're a westerner you better be dying that shit black.
>>344543763
No, she's an octopus.
>>344529237
To be fair, it's Len. Everyone fawns over him.
>>344545226
A cute octopus.
>>344545226
At least she's not whatever the fuck this is.
>>344546201
2ch memes, anon
>its a lukaXmiku job interview
>>344546201
Still trying to figure out what this is.
Whatever it is,she needs a hug.
>>344546201
Rin's butt is cute.
>>344547421
Rin's everything is cute
>>344537152
Remember when Rin cheered for her brothers Ochinchin?
Good times.
>>344514484
>>344514750
>>344550426
No.
>>344549375
Why is this allowed?
She's a cute young girl.
>>344553501
A tad too much, but if she likes it, okay.
>>344553796
>A tad too much
what was that?
>>344554007
>>344553501
Why would you ruin Rin's perfect figure?
We don't hire YOUR kind around here...
>>344555246
Oh look, it's boco in another thread about a game he has never played.
>>344555371
thats a cute dog
>>344525449
Who isn't more popular than Kaito.
>>344555371
I played the demo at a PS3 kiosk once...
Isn't that the AWOO girl?
>>344555619
See-U!
>>344555619Yukari
>>344520623
Make an r sound, then make an l sound. Now try to find the average saying "ru". That's the Japanese phoneme. It's neither an l nor an r but what can best be described in English as the "average" of the two sounds. It gets romanized as "r" most of the time, sometimes "l" because we don't have the phoneme so there's nothing else we can do
>>344555808
Guess you'll be missing the next miku thread for not reading the board rules.
>>344505586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-33oc2rWo1M
I need songs where the others take advantage of Rin
Post feet
>>344558523
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bhpP49y7pMM
>>344543042
>Luka bellybutton
>>344518860
IT is probably the most open industry as far as learning goes. You can learn everything and have hands on experience with only a computer and an internet connection.
I can see programming becoming about as good a skill to have as drawing if it hasn't already.
>>344505586
close your mouth you little slut
>>344551058
Literal sex goddess.
>>344543042
I play every song in swimsuit. No exceptions.
>>344555761
Dont talk shit bout my dorky korean vocaloid.
>>344558578
Obligatory
>>344513340
Heh you're messing with powers you do not understand
*Produces 10 shadow clones*
>>344559461
Thanks fampai
>>344559461
Why is Miku so slutty
Which vocaloid is the most /fa/?
>>344560036
Ikr, displaying her bare feet in such a shameless manner.
>>344560117
The non weaboo one.
>>344560117Mikudayo
>>344505586
Come back when you've got 5 years of experience and a college degree. Then we can see about you working as a cashier.
>>344560117
Rin is most best
>>344525449
That doesn't say much. Even self-inflicted kicks in the balls are more popular than Kaito.
>>344505586
Her eyes on the resume have derp syndrome.
>>344560798
My dick!
>this thread
