My experience with pokemon go so far.
I don't get it
I don't get it
>>344482075
Hi Chase.
>>344482150
>>344482262
The Pokemon from Pokemon Go was located inside of his car...or he broke into someone else's car to steal a Pokemon (most likely scenario).
>>344482412
But what difference does that make? Also why was he playing it while driving, or in the drivers seat? I don't get it bro, I just don't get this situation at all
fuck
It's OK
>>344482523
He's not actually driving it so what difference does it make? Maybe he just turned it on as he was about to leave?
nostrils look like mustache
>>344482150
Too many of these little rat bastards everywhere seems like all I find are these and pidgeys.
>>344483621
lol XD
>>344482075
>ecoboost mustang
hahahahahahahahhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
The faggot hairdressed in the miata is more manly than you
>>344482659
>Maybe he just turned it on as he was about to leave
You're not very bright are you?
>>344483621
Thanks JoJo!
>>344484351
Ok, I don't play PokeGo, so what's the problem? It takes a long time for them to show up or something?
>>344482075
Wow, man, you're like the only person to take a picture of a Pokémon in their car. Congrats
I went into my sister's room and there was a Paras on her bed, pretty much sitting in her lap. It was pretty funny.
>>344484506
pokemon CAN appear without you moving, but the whole point of it is that you have to move around. physically. some people are too lazy or too far away from anything, so they just drive.
also unless you do pay (for an item that summons pokemon to you) or have access to some sweet locations, you're gonna be catching nothing but shit for a long time.
>>344482075
Can we send these fuckers back to /vp/ already?
hey guys whats the best team and why is it ___?
>>344485019
I actually laughed at the mere idea of neckbeards driving around in their cars just for the purpose of finding some virtual pokemon on a shitty mobile game
Where do you even get the lures and incense anyway?
>>344485019
What happens when you catch them all?
>>344482613
Right in the feels
>>344485214
level up or buy them
>>344485435
go to your containment board
>>>/trash/
Why can't you just fuck with the GPS?
>Pokemon out in the middle of a lake
>It's a fucking ratata
nintendo please
>>344485565
After you go back to yours.
>>>/vp/
>>344486064
oh lookie here it's the same sperg from yesterday's threads
>>344486187
What?
>>344486187
believe it or not it's common opinion this shit is cancer
>>344486187
There's an entire board dedicated to your nostalgia kiddie shit. Fuck off
I was in OKC today at the 1995 bombing memorial and one of the nearby Pokémon was a fucking Gastly.
Bravo Niantics.
Holy shit fuck off with your Pokemon GO mobile cancer.
Didn't they make a pokemon board for this shit?
>>344487513
PokeGo didn't exist then.
Play Ingress instead m8
>>344487710
/vp/ was made because /v/ was always flooded with Pokeshit threads.
>>344487710
this was the exact reason /vp/ was created though. people got sick of all the pokemon threads and it's happening again. fuck off already
>>344482075
Can I play this thing in my shit Moto G2?
>You lived long enough to live in the Pokemon world
>>344487908
>>344487928
Fucking retards that have no idea why /vp/ was made.
It was made because Pokémon is a multimedia franchise and you can discuss things other than just the games there. Pokémon has still always been allowed on /v/ and it's not going to change.
>>344487513
>WHY ARE PEOPLE DISCUSSING GAMES? I ONLY WANT E CELEB AND SHITPOSTING KEK THREADS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>People are such lazy pieces of shit they drive around to catch pokemon instead of walking around and getting some exercise
>>344488682
Easier said than done when you live in a place that literally has no sidewalks and driving to get around is a necessity.
>>344488126
I'm playing it on a $40 Kyocera.
>>344488682
Driving won't allow you to hatch eggs anyway. If you go over a certain speed it doesn't register.
>>344488454
No, I'm pretty sure it was people getting sick of non-stop Pokémon threads.
I have a iphone 4 which apparently can't upgrade to IOS 8 which is needed to play, is there a way around this bullshit?(Besides getting a new phone.)
>>344488857
Shit take drive to the park after work, drive around. You'll get your pokemon fix.
At least this is somewhat promoting exercise.
>>344482412
I did have to break into this guy's BMW to get it
>>344482351
chase doesn't have a car you faggot
I'm going to keep making Pokemon threads because I get raging hard ons to your asshurt
And there's literally nothing u can do
>>344489873
I can cum in your ass.
>>344489243
Nope. I know your exact feels.
Besides, even if you could force iOS 8 you wouldn't have enough RAM to do anything.
>>344482075
Nice facebook post faggot
>>344489509
>>344484976
sounds fun, what else did you do after that anon
>>344490102
Thanks. Make sure to like it too.
Is it possible to get in the UK early?
I've heard even with the region changing and throwaway account that most people can't get it to work when its downloaded.
>>344482150
>>344482262
Gyms and Pokestop are do vacant within certain cities lacking landmarks, that it would take far too much effort to walk to these places and its better just to drive to them.
>be me, living in london
>start up the ol' Pokemon GO app
>walking down the street, looking for a pikachu
>no luck finding any yet
>walk around the corner of the street, never been here before
>get surprise shanked 32 times in the butt by angry bearded arab as he yells "allahu akbar"
>vision starting to fade as I bleed out on the ground
>mfw I will never find my beloved lightning rat
>mfw you should never play Pokemon GO in Europe
>>344488983
Believe it or not anon, this site does not revolve around you and your preferences and does not exist the way it does because you want it to.
>>344490984
Okay, but what does that have to do with the origin of /vp/?
driving in my city is infinitely more efficient than walking
30 minute drive got me about 5 dozen pokestops and a shitton of pokemon and I only ran over several people
>>344490790
okay
>>344482075
I don't get this shit. There's no skill, smarts, or story involved. Just do what the app tells you, fill your virtual sticker collection, and slap stickers over other people's. Flipping a coin 1001 times and seeing if heads or tails wins is just as mentally engaging
>>344492067
Pokefags are autists. What else is new?
>>344490458
Works fine for me, are you IOS or Android?
>>344492307
IOS
>>344492364
http://www.macworld.co.uk/how-to/iphone/how-get-pokemon-go-on-iphone-in-uk-3642992/
I followed this and have been playing for the past three days.
>>344492468
Alright. I just need to wait for my phone to arrive on monday then.
>Tfw you find Pikachu
Thank you, random group of black weebs yelling about it in the Walmart parking lot.
>>344488795
Walk on the side of the road.
>>344491104
It does not exist because you don't like Pokémon. Get over yourself. Hide the threads or filter them if you're so triggered.
>>344482075
I'm more pissed at all the 1k+ pokemon
I was able to tackle ONE gym in my town that wasnt protected by 4 pokemon with 1k combat points
I've biked around all fucking day and a lot of yesterday and this is the best I've got.
Are people paying for incense and lures and just farming?
>>344488682
I live in fucking Florida
>>344492581
Stay in denial, faggot.
>>344485232
>>344492569
Sorry brah I don't wanna die young.
>>344492619
Cheers anon.
Btw I live in west midlands. Think there will be any pokestops or am I fugged?
>>344490268
I went to my room
>>344492695
Well obviously it's allowed here since there's never been a rule, sticky, or anything ever saying it isn't.
Seriously, cry more.
>visit nearby pokestop
>wait until everything loads up
>don't realize the pokestop is next to a beehive
>get stung six times
Fucking Pokemon Go.
>>344492641
I live in central with UF :^)
There is like 20 stops per square mile
Look at this assholes 1k gym
The gym that's walking distance from my house has a 1200 snorlax
Ugh
>>344492702
Unless your roads are literally walled in, you should have a grass patch on the sides.
>>344484286
Thats a pony, six cylinder. Too old to be an ecoboost and ecoboost doesn't have the red white and blue bars running through the horse
>>344492708
If you're in Birmingham you're gonna be overwhelmed with pokestops with a mosque on every corner.
I'm North West and only pokestops locally are churches.
>>344482075
>no Windows Phone
Dropped.
>all of these pathetic neckbears going outside for probably the first time in their miserable lives
lol
>CP
>>344490790
why bother posting this dreck
>>344492924
I'm in stoke on trent.
Ruralish place in a ruralish part of it.
>>344485435
Mad safe space seeker
I'll make 4 more threads just to make u mad
>>344492810
Nah, I like watching you get mad.
>>344493005
Fuck off normalfagGame is only played by 9gag normieshits, though
>>344493040
From what I've gathered it depends from place to place but UK in general isn't as sparse as Murica.
I'll pray and send posi vibes towards you getting many pokestops and lots of rare pokemon
>>344489243
>he fell for apple
>>344493498
Well their is 2 parks near where I live. I hope they are pokestops.
Could you post your pokelist? Also how much data does it use? I've only got 500 mb :/
>>344482412
That's not how it works.
1000 hours in picsart
anyone have the picture of the guy pointing a gun at a charmander inside his house
>>344492639
>are people paying for microtransactions in a mobile game
What do you think?
>>344492568
Nice one. I got lucky and hatched one when I got home after a long walk.
>>344493826
Looks like garbage
>>344493706
Parks show up as pokestops for sure, I've seen some pop up but I never went that far.
I only have a 500mb plan too and it barely went down over the past three days.
I've had shit luck with pokies so far but here's mine.
>>344493113
Lol you're the mad one here. Pokémon seems to trigger you and it's not going away ever.
>>344494329
And /vp/ seems to trigger you.
>>344494232
Oh good. Nice to see it doesn't drain tons of data, since I've was hearing how it drained a shiton each day.
Does it drain a lot of battery? Also nice pokemon.
>>344494414
No, I just prefer to discuss the games here. I'll go to /vp/ if I want to discuss the other media.
>>344494436
Yeah it saps battery like a cunt unfortunately, data is super minimal though so don't worry about that.
>>344494648
Any other advice?
>>344484286
You're an idiot ecoboost wasn't even a thing when that specific stang was manufactured. Most likely its a six or 8 cylinder.
>>344494757
Did you try melting cheese on your phone?
How am I doing? Bear in mind I got this all from within my house.
>>344494232
I was kinda pissed the tiny little park in my neighborhood isn't a pokestop. I used to go there as a kid all the time.
pokemon go dont give a fuck if i teleport from canada to germany in 2 secs with mock location
>>344495108
I hear there is some nice and exotic cheeses there.
>>344494757
Pokestops refresh every five minutes.
When you take over a gym, plant a lower level pokie as the main one. Then click the gym and press the punching glove to train with a higher level pokemon, this allows you to level up the gym and add the higher level pokemon so whoever disputes has to fight another pokie, rinse and repeat.
Other than that there's not much else I can think of!
It's actually quite bare of features and glitches but constantly but it's fun as fuck with a bit of imagination.
>>344482075
>Car is in the shop
>Walk to the store
>Find 1 Pokemon on the way
>2 Rattatas in a Walmart parking lot
>Run into none on the way to pick up my car, a 2 mile walk
>Log in tonight
>4 Pokemon within catching distance while I sit at my computer
How is this supposed to be encouraging kids to go outside
90% of my catches have been in my apartment building
I have a public park next to my backyard, and I've never seen a Pokemon there, it always wants me to walk into some cluster of suburban houses between some people's lawns
>>344495108
>>344495231
Every mock location program I've used stops the game from working.
>>344495417
yea you need to cloak the location mocking
>>344484286
>miata
>tfw it can drive circles around most american sports cars
it's a cheap lotus and people hate it because its a "girls car"
don't pretend to be a car guy with me
>>344495312
>In today's news, Pokemon Go has been linked to a sudden crime spree of breaking and entering across the nation
>there are people on /v/ right now who don't drive Civics
>>344495312
I mean come on
I just turned it on again tonight and there were another 3 catchable from my chair
>>344492843
Water mons aren't hard to find and weaknesses are really brutal. Should be easy.
>>344493034
no clean deaths in euro crime, just slowly bleeding to death. Shit is pretty hilarious.
>>344495993
Hyundai nigga
>>344482075
>V6 mustang
You are a faggot of the highest order.
>>344494232
>omanyte
holy fucking shit
>>344489243
>Buying an i phone to play apps.
>When nobody even sells protective cases for the iphone 5 anymore.
>>344495993
I drive a 1992 C4 Corvette.
>phone has terrible accelerometer drift so I can't use AR mode
JUST ABOUT DONE WITH YOU NOTE 4.
>>344498428
Still got a whole aisle of iphone 5 cases at Best Buy, mate.
>>344495993
>not driving based korean kia optima
>>344495993
SUBARU LEGACY FROM THE 90'S REPRESENT
I'VE HEARD IT'S A CAR FOR LESBIANS??? I GET GOOD PUSSY EVERY DAY THOUGH SO POSSIBLY???
>>344499347
Jeep Wrangler is for lesbians.
>>344499456
But I drive a Jeep Wrangler and all I got is a small dick!
>>344499951
shut up Troid
I like the concept but I literally caught 3 pokemon while driving 45mph. Why aren't they location locked?
>>344482613
Holy shit
