>find where you live
>your team is now comprised of the six pokemon closest to that location
post results
>>344463939
not everyone lives in the US, anon
>>344465421
what do you mean?
quality thread
>>344463939
>Staryu
>Togepi
>Buizel
>Bidoof
>Usaring
>Gogoat/Whatever the fuck that thing is below it
Could be worse I guess
>>344463939
OP, would it have fucking killed you do use a god damn outlined map? Anyway, what the ever living fuck is on top of 'Maryland'?
>>344463939
faggot, america is not the centre of the world
fuck off and be obnoxious somewhere else
>>344466113
>america is not the centre (sic) of the world
Mad as fuck irrelevant country detected
>>344463939
>Texas
I'm set.
>>344463939
>Gardevoir
Sweet. Best mon.
>>344463939
what if I don't live in clappistan?
>>344463939
But I don't live in the U.S., anon
>>344463939
Why is Xatu in the northeast instead of the southwest? I get the idea behind most of these, but that one is off.
>>344466290
That denial.
>>344466548
Totem poles actually originate from the Iroquois Confederacy / "Five Nations", which were around the northeast USA and canada.
>Kangaskhan
>Sharpedo
>Seviper
>Ariados
>Galvantula>hitmontop
>>344466432
Fuck off?
Texas is OP as fuck
>implying america
>>344467112
just like reality?
>>344467196
shoo shoo turd worlder
>>344465421
>Americans
>Knowing there are places out there that aren't america
>>344463939
What about [spoilers]Alaska[/spoilers]
>>344465723
What city? Snohomish here
>>344467981
its there
>>344467663
>Europoors
>No constantly butthurt because Americans don't want to suck their cocks
>>344467663
>Implying euros don't constantly remind us of their existence
"Greetings from Germany!"
We get it. You're a eurocuck
>>344463939
The way the pokemon for each place was chosen based on some characteristic of that place it cute. Made me smile/10
>>344463939
>Drowzee
>Jynx
>Ratata
>Pidgey
>Gastly>Mew
>>344465421
The rest of the world doesn't have the Internet.
is that the Illuminati in new york?
>>344468034
I'm near Redmond
>>344463939
the placement on some of these is pretty clever. good show OP
>BP oil spill Muk
>>344463939
That feel when north-central Indiana. At least I get Gyarados and Skarmory. And Slaking, I guess he's okay too.
>>344463939
I guess my team is getting carried by Mismagius and Xatu. Skuntank and Rattata seem about equal distance from where I live so Im going to pick the rat over a second trash smelling pokemon
Zubat
Sableye
Diglett
Paras
Murkrow
Cottonee
Decent, I guess. At least Cottonee evolves into Whimsicott, one of my favorite pokemon.
>>344463939
>Detroit
>Slaking
my sides
Do they all have a reason behind their placement or what?
I don't want to go looking for meanings that aren't there.
>Magnemite
>Koffing
>Usaring
>Gardevoir
>Cubone
>Rotom
Pretty good team
>>344463939
Is Poliwhirl meant to represent Mormons being brainwashed?
>>344468967
Yea, every pokemon has a fairly meaningful placement.
>waah waaah I don't live in America
KEK
Must suck to not live in the only superpower in the world.
>>344469152
List them all. I want to know.
>>344469153
What are you doing on 4chan? Shouldn't you be out gunning down minorities in the streets?
>>344469409
>List them all.
There's too many. Perhaps the people that live in the individual states will recognize why a certain pokemon was decided.
>>344469534
I fucking wish.
Sadly my city has no minorities.
>>344466113
No one cares about your shit country poorfag
>>344466113
>america is not the centre of the world
wrongest statement I've ever read
>probopass not nyc
Ohio is suffering
>>344466330
512 here
>>344468315
There are more NON-AMERICANS than Amemericans on 4chan.
Americans are literally the minority.
>>344471013
fuck u bitch, we're americans, we decide what the words means
>>344467663
you euros are really butthurt about america for some reason.
>>344463939
>Cubone
>Elgyem
>Chancey
>Rotom
>Gardevoir
>Solrock
Sure.
>>344463939
>Skarmory
>Deerling
>Sableye
>Slaking
>Diglett
>Clefairy
Seems like a retarded way to collect them, if I've already traveled way out to collect one Pokemon it seems more efficient to collect Pokemon from that area rather than travel back to origin then way far out in the opposite direction
>>344471013
Not true. 4chan is like 50% American.
>>344463939
>pOKEYMAN
>>>/vp/
back to your containment pleb
>>344465548
He means there are also dead people in the US
>>344471407
47%.
That means there are more FOREIGNERS in this American imageboard than Americans.
Americans are a minority in their own website.
Oh dear the non-americans are getting a bit pissy.
Here I redid your map so they won't feel left out.
>>344465723
>>344468441
>A fellow Redmond/Bellevuefag
>>344469409
Based on location, for instance muk is in the area around Houston because its a cesspool shitty humid city
>>344471557
Cool. Stay on /int/ where you belong, turd wielder.
>>344471573
Not everyone lives on your globe, earthling
>>344468265
>>344468454
>texas has a bunch of fat pokemon
i feel conflicted
>that ghost tree in Alabama
Subtle. I like it.
>>344463939
Why isn't Ho-oh in California?
>>344471643
Don't come near me
>>344463939
>NJ Trubbish
Surprisingly accurate.
>>344471557
I don't think you understand what minority means.
I know it's tough, being an intellectually impaired foreigner, but please try to at least not sound stupid.
>That Jinx location
>That Snorlax
>Muk
>>344472602
Let's say there's an over-immigration from all over the world to the US.
So much that 70% of the population isn't American at all.
In this case Americans are the minority in their own country.
Keep using the Imemeperial system.
>>344472770
You're a fucking dumbass.
The largest subset in a set is not a minority.
Keep using the dumbfuck system.
>>344472770
>Imemeperial
youre seriously trying too hard
anyways what is the problem with imperial if americans are fine and comfortable with using it?
>>344472770
>over-immigration from all over the world to the US
This is going to be startling news to you but this very thing happened literally hundreds of years ago
>>344463939
>All these poor fags on an American website
On a side note, who ever lives in Florida just won everything.
>>344472770
Your massive levels of retardation amuse me.
>>344465421
Why not?
>>344463939
>Main: Blastoise
>Jynx
>Chandelure
>Snorlax
>Muk
>Graveler
A bit too gen 1 for my tastes but not bad.
>>344463939
Gyrados
Keyring
Upstanding Citizen of Detroit
Average Citizen of Wisconsin
What is that a fucking balloon
Girly Deer
the fuck are all these pokemon?
>>344475396
Play the newer games and find out.
why is the ice cream one in georgia?
