Now: uhhh Child of Light
Next: Final Fantasy Adventure
Later: Aladdin
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
uhhhh
uuuhhhhhh
Uhhhhhh it's really not cool to uhhhhh call attention to his uhhhhhhhhhh speech impediment.
uhhhhhhh would you uhhh fuck?
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>344403192
uhhh
uhhhhhh
>>344403205
i love her
>characters out of combat get xp too
Westerners cant design games at all
>>344403205
Only if he's sporting a 10 incher under that dress
>>344403205
I bet she smells nice
>>344403205
uhhhhhhhhh...
>>344403205
uhhhh totally
>>344403205
she doesn't have a dick, right?
UUUUHHHH
U
U
H
H
H
>>344403205
I would
Post pics of the qt on the right pls
this run is ok i guess
>There is a tranny on the couch
PermaBans and timeouts on the slightest offense
>There isn't
Mods are asleep, only timeouts are word filters
???????
>>344403241
>Westerners
uhhh
>>344403205
Uhhhhh I need to see the panties first
>>344403241
>Pokemon does the same shit
>everyone praises them
>>344403267
that is unconfirmed
That plushy is actually a cock sock
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Am I autistic for not noticing his "uhhhhh"s at all?
uhhhh closer look at the girl when?
>>344403205
What i would do to be between those thighs Anon.
hey /v/
Missed Pikmin and Trauma center, worth watching later?
I assume OoT was boring as usual.
>>344403404
and suck her feminine penis?
>>344403418
only the trauma center run is worth it
>>344403418
Pickmin was a tranywreck, Trauma centre was top 3 run
>>344403437
Thats uhh ahh real girl right?
>>344403418
If you dont watch Pikmin you seriously need to like eugh cant even I mean cmon
>>344403509
She can be whatever you want anon, teehee~ :3
dont be upset
you little speck
its just a game
dont be so lame
>>344403418
twitch chat made pikmin bearable
trauma center was top comfy
is anyone else afraid we will wear out the board by creating so many threads
i mean you could only bend a nail so many times until it breaks
are we safe?
fuck norah
Could someone donate to make the girl on the couch take her shoes off?
Pretty shit as far as runs go
What's your favorite galactic hero?
Mine favorite has to be Yang Wenli
He fought so others could be free
Im only trying to pass the time
With dank meme, so sublime.
>>344403418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP2q_NIIzbQ
>>344403241
implying that is bad
>>344403559
or you could pay a girl to take her shoes off
>>344403124
>speedrun
>RPGS
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.
>>344403557
it's not like these are generals. after the week they are gone and everything goes back to normal
Why did she need the giant to raise her into the sky when she can fly?
jesus christ even the girl does uhhh
>>344403205
I only have love for plaid girl
The hour is ripe to speak in rhymes!
Come on now, /v/, get with the times!
Show us your mad skills with your lyrics!
Don't wimp out now, push your limits!
>you will never spread the girls legs and pound her tight cunny raw, while 81k people watch you
>Later: Aladdin
What console though?
How much longer till Aladin?
uhhh guys why uhh does this guy say uhh uhh all the time uhh isn't it uhhh common sense to uhhh make an effort so uhh you don't have to uhh uhh every fucking second uhh think uhhh before you speak uhhhhhhhh
>>344403665
>not thicc
>slouch
>white
God damn SGDQ always brings the best cringe.
>>344403585
NO STRAT
PANIC
>>344403656
its contagius uhhh
you will be doing it soon too uhhh
>protag dies
>no Game over
Westerners STILL cant design games
>>344403619
RPG speedruns are fine
this game just sucks
Will anything ever top the Jak & Dexter run?
Felt like it was the peak of GDQ.
>>344403665
Jesus I have a shirt with exactly the same pattern
>>344403726
>thicc
worst tastes
worse than musclefags and feetfags to be honest
>>344403714
It's a genuine problem for people with poor mental acuity, or social skills. They don't seem to understand how bad they come across. It's like nobody ever told them a pause in your speech is better than constantly saying 'Ummm', or 'Uhhh'.
>>>/wsg/1174322
Uhhhh...?
I just came back is this one a real human girl or a nisemono?
>>344403763
t. Matsuhirodekiyasha Sakashimimomokurakurei
>>344403792
>my mom buys my clothes
>>344403792
Will you be my girlfriend (male)?
>jrpg speedruns
>Loses a character a in a "tightly routed" fight
We're Let's Play now, baby.
>>344403889
On easy mode too, like fucking damn how bad can you be?
>>344403780
I dont think anything will ever be better then that run, every moment of it was great, there was no downtime of boring shit.
>>344403843
DELET THIS
>>344403850
I can't tell if this is just random chingchong or a joke based on writing english words with kana.
>LAST DAY OF SGDQ
FUCK THIS WEEK WENT BY SO FAST
>>344403879
>jrpg
>>344403938
>tfw barely watched anything
Hopefully ESA is gonna be better again.
>>344403921
You can 100% finish the game casually in like 8 hours
>>344403990
lineup looks shit.
at least the first day does. hopefully the runners can salvage it.
uhh are we uhh done yet?
>>344403934
the former
>>344403956
Yes. That's what this is. JRPG is a subgenre that originated in japan. It does not stand for any rpgs made in japan.
>>344403241
I prefer it
This is the world record FYI:
Child of Light
NG Any% 1st 1h 15m 38s PC 13 days ago
>>344403990
ESA gon be top bantz
>>344403990
when is ESA?
>>344404016
>JRPG is a subgenre that originated in japan. It does not stand for any rpgs made in japan.
>Typing of the Dead later
>Aw yeah, let's see what's after it
>Diablo 2
>2:00:00
>Fug, at least the game's good
>Pokemon Red
>Hell ye-
>Glitchless
>2:10:00
>>344404016
JAPANESE
>speedrunning turned based games
Just stop.
>>344404054
the fuck is happening here
>>344404056
2 weeks
http://www.europeanspeedsterassembly.com/schedule
>>344404054
explain
>i will miss you too
no..
i really didn't know if we were going to team up with the party members again after this.
>>344404054
What is he doing? Is he trying to tape the tables together or something?
>>344404082
At least TASBot is later today. I always enjoy TASBot at least.
>>344404161
>>344404149
>>344404116
fixyng the gap so the mouse doesnt catch
>>344404054
why is guardian laughing? they got fucked by NA
>>344404164
tasbot is some guy that plays back tas videos that other people made ?
uh it's still uhh
not uhh
over uhh?
does anyone have the webm of caveman rolling around on the floor?
>>344404217
No, it feeds the inputs into an actual console
>>344403557
It is like a vagina, no matter how many dicks will penetrate it, it will be ok.
Why do people keep attending these events? Every year becomes shittier and shittier. And what's with all the trannies this year?
>>344404164
Not after the literal 30 minutes of non stop memes from last time.
>>344403557
stupid anime poster
>>344404268
Vaginas are actuallly muscles
The more you use them, the tighter they become
ALL RIGHT I'm awake now. Did anything webm worthy happen between OOT and now?
>>344404328
>The more you use them, the tighter they become
t. roastie
Any pictures of the qt yet?
Who here /smashhandindoorframesoworksendsyouhomesoyoucancatchlastdayofsgdq/?
My finger is literally black and swollen while drenched in blood.
Manager let me go home so I'm here guys get hoyp!
>>344404328
I see, even better then. I stand corrected for my misguided comparison then.
So are there any actual women speedrunning at SGDQ?
>>344404376
trauma center had some moments, like surgery in the dark and that guy wiping the runner's forehead
>>344404392
>t. pencildick
>>344404392
Shut it, nerd.
>>344404413
smash ur hand ur watch figgots
..ok
>>344404392
>If you lift weights your arms will become stronger
>If you use your vagina it will become weaker
Logic
>>344404465
sasuga roastie
>last day
This was a fun ride, right?
>>344404009
>Tomb Raider 2
>Jedi Academy
>Alice
>OutLast
>AvP2
That's a pretty strong start.
>tfw this girl doesn't have a twitter
>>344404559
worst sgdq in years
>>344404403
How hard is it for girls to train themselves to never open their legs when they're sat like that?
Looks super uncomfortable compared to sitting back comfortably.
Hag of Light
>I prefer them to die at the same time.
Fucking why?
>>344404645
Constant and perpetual fear keeps their legs closed.
>>344404645
being a girl is hard anon
>>344403990
no zelda 2 run ...
>>344404645
>Looks super uncomfortable compared to sitting back comfortably.
They don't have nads, you know.
>>344404645
remember there's no dick and balls there to get squished
also some can masturbate by just putting their legs together, I'm sure that makes it a lot easier
>>344404645
fear of being raped keeps their legs closed at all times
>The couchgirl does the uhhhhh thing constantly when speaking too
>>344404687
It has its perks tho....
I missed the Pikmin run, how was it? Did the tranny ruin it or was it actually not bad regardless?
>>344404645
this cute girl i just started seeing doesn't sit like that
should i be worried?
>>344404645
How hard is it for you to train yourself to mansplain and manspread on every surface you're sitting on? Same idea, shitlord!Realistically you just get used to sitting a certain way.
>>344404645
You have to constantly control your movements, do makeup and beauty care
On the other hand, everything else is handed to you
>>344404724
>>344404712
>tfw my balls hang so low they don't get squished
Shit's still uncomfortable as fuck.
>not getting gen
>the best character
GDQ has been on rather stable quality from the start.
But I feel like that one guy proposing to his gf at the end of his Mischief Makers run was when all the dams broke and people started with the bullshit. People started bringing more and more personal shit up, drama increasing behind the camera and then this SGDQ.
It's on a neverending downhill slope.
Is ESA any better? I never watched it but I might finally give it a try, and if it's decent I'll just jump ship.
>>344404753
slow as fuck, went over estimate
fucked up tons
>>344404645
Well, its much more comfortable when you dont have a dick and two overly sensitive balls to crush
>>344403956
>rpg
>>344404753
It was literal cancer. Went over time, was terrible at games and EMOTE ONLY MODE
remember when people sat in the couch like normal people and not like in a waiting room for aids patients?
>>344404821
only ESA I ever watched was this and it was savage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6RBSWYCu3g
>>344404645
>staring at her legs
>not puwexil's thunder thighs
>>344404645
they dont have dick and balls and they have wider hips so it's much easier for them to keep their legs together
I wasn't paying attention, what happened? Twitch chat is lashing out at mods and getting banned rapid fire.
>>344404861
We get it, you hate gays
>>344404842
>He does not possess balls of steel.
why do all these games have shitty console adapted menus for everything
glad i don't play vidya any longer
DUM-STUPID COMMERCIALIZED FUN-REMOVE FIGGOTS-EVERYWHERE SPIRIT-OF-GDQ-MURDERED DUM WORST GDQ EVER
REEEEEE
>>344404821
>Guy proposing to GF at the end of the Mischief Makers run
I was going to go look that up later when I read there was a speedrun of MM done. Now I have no interest.
Can someone explain why there's so many transsexual speedrunners. Does speedrunning games attract these kind of people?
>>344404941
>doesnt play vidya
>watches autism marathon
>>344404827
>>344404853
That's a shame, hopefully next time it gets a better run at one of these things. How about Pepsiman? I imagine it was really stupid in a good way or cringey as hell.
>>344404941
Ubisoft.
>>344404961
lol fucking retard
Search SGDQ on /pol/ for keks
They have better GDQ discussions than /v/.
>>344404961
ESA will be topcomfy so I don't care
>>344404989
"anonymous" donations in exchange for increased trans runner acceptance
tell me it's not
>>344404885
>A (real) girl reading donation comments by Mike Hunt and making fun of the runner
So good.
>>344404989
They're being brought in to the event to show how inclusive the event organizers are. That's just about it.
>>344404991
>doesn't play football
>watches super bowl
>another 4 hour "speed"run later
>during primetime
>>344404989
Its a hobby where you dont need to interact with the evil outside world.
>>344404989
>Entry level e-fame shit attracts attention whores.
Who would have thought.
>honey pot
This gane is pretty fucking boring
there has been like 25 people in the couch
EIGHT OF THEM HAS BEEN FULL BLOWN TRANNIES
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ATDQ
>sgdq is that much of a jew to not let a streamer's gf to enter the room
why the fuck are they so strict when most of the runs are this empty?
>My girlfriend couldn't be in the room
Well we all know whats going on upstairs
>this bearded fucking nerd has a qt gf
>you dont
>>344405039
>better
I already got enough >she on here, thanks
hi honeypot
>>344405060
looking forward to ESA just because of maral
uhhhh uhhhh UHHHHH jesus fuck
>>344404963
the proposal is pretty cliche and loses all novelty unless you watch it live 2bh
>girlfriend
>
>
>
>4chan slobbering over a porn star
have some self respect
>>344405109
You're watching someone play it on easy mode. What the fuck do you expect?
>>344404640
>Thick-rimmed glasses
>Thick lipstick
>Flabby despite being a twig
That's either a man or horrible genetics
>>344405005
it was a FUGGING COMMERCIAL how could it be stupid in good way
>>344405119
is it a """girl""" or a girl, though ?
>>344405102
wasn't it honey pie?
>mfw bf calls me Honey Pot on stream
If you can't objectively look at this GDQ and say it's the worst one you don't know shit about Speed Running.
The trannies have helped, but it's not the only reason.
>>344404989
Most trannys have mental issues.
Most speedrunners have mental issues.
>Hi honeypot
this game is fucking horrible
>>344405175
> T R A N N I V E R S A R Y
>>344405102
He let it slip that she's helping him catch guys trying to cuck runners at SGDQ
When his run is over he's rushing upstairs and give a stern talking to to everyone stuck in his gf's orifices
>yfw next GDQ will be donating to help LGBT rights organizations
the girl looks familiar.
>>344405263
Stop forcing this meme, he never saud trannyversary
>>344403205
I really just don't know anymore.
>>344404885
>that small comfy room
>that wonderful bright lighting
>no giant wall between runners and audience
>>344405254
>>344405259
>Judging a game based on someone playing it on easy mode
>>344405213
>most trannies
All
It is a mental illness
Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List
>Old GQD Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex: Blitzkrieg Edition
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
Sonic '06
Gimmick!
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
>High Tier
Super Mario World (Small Mario run)
Dude's Crest
Hagane
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded Disaster)
Dustforce
Actraiser
Curse of Issyos
The Elder Scrolls: Arena, Daggerfall, and Skyrim
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Pepsimeme
Catherine
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Donkey Kong Country 3
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding Setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)
>Low Tier
Literally everything else
Special Mention: Ocarina of Time ("Glitchless")
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Pikmin
Trials Fusion
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
WHERE THE 2HU RUNS AT?! WHY AREN'T THERE ANY MORE WEEB TRASH?
WHO IS THE QT ON THE COUCH?
>>344405254
Muh dick
>>344405324
Some just like getting fucked in skirts
Nothing wrong with that
>>344405213
>most trannys have mental issues
>most trannys
>cutting off genitalia and pumping their bodies full of hormones because they think it will make them the opposite sex
m8 they're all deranged and delusional by default. cutting your dick off isn't normal.
>>344405341
>wanting more trannyruns
>>344405341
2hu was permabanned because of an 'incident'
>>344405396
Explain please.
>>344405331
Thank you I'll use to know what to watch today
>>344405379
She's called jenna, no twitter it seems
>>344405308
But it was a tranniversary.
>>344405389
not all trannies cut off their dicks
but they all have mental issues
fuck i'm so excited for the diablo 2 speedrun
great game
great runner
i wish they would do some co-op next year.
>>344405389
uhh I'm a girl on the inside and I'm uhh changing my outside to uhh match that
Greeting from Germany ^^,
here are 20 dollars to help kick cancer's butt. This GDQ has been an amazing event so far, Super Metroid was my favorite game as a child. This money goes to killing the animals and saving the frames.
Also, I'll donate another 10 dollars if the announcer (who has a very cute voice btw ;) ) can pronounce my name correctly xD
>>344405308
literal tranniversary
>>344405442
>not all trannies cut off their dicks
Then they're simply fetishists and should stick with drag.
uhhhhhhhh
>>344405452
uhh I'm a Bear on the inside and I'm uhh changing my outside to uhh match that
>>344405331
why is pepsimeme high tier? how was it good? it's a fugging commercial
>>344405396
Tell me more
>>344405331
Stop spamming your shit tier list, nigger. We know you're the same damn person.
>>344405473
i don't know if uhhhh i hate those donations worse or uhhhhh HEY BROSSENTIA
>>344405508
did you watch it
>>344405308
Why you man anon, did everyone forget your tranniversary?
>>344404457
That bar reminds me of Grandia, is it like that?
>>344405452
I'm a rich man on the inside and i need your money to change my outside to match that so you better pay up shitlords.
HOOLYYYYYYYYYY FUCCCCCCCK THIS SI BOOOOOOOOORINGGGGGGGGGGGGG FUCKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344405553
yes 2 years now
>>344405426
It only has binary genders. A trans runner was escorted out in tears after the bigot game deadgendered her live infront of 100k viewers.
Needless to say cisgames will not be played at tranny games done quick.
>>344405508
Loads of people enjoyed watching it.
They call me the...ahh...the...uh...the...ah...the....ah...the...ah...starving African child[spoiler/]
>>344403694
obviously the superior Genesis
>>344405331
I'm glad Momodora is in high. It was my personal favorite. Halfcoordinated is based. I still gotta check out Jak and Daxter along with Ty the Trainwreck Madman. Fucking work.
>>344405331
i can verify that at least around 30-35% of these are correctly placed. Good list, perhaps add tony hawk's underground to mid tier at least
girl on the couch reminds me of this guy
>>344405596
what game
>>344405426
Mike Uyama woke up one GDQ morning in bed with the tranny Withelde(?) and a 2hu in his ass.
>>344405613
Great.
I expected SNES because of all the Nintendo faggotry at these events.
>>344405598
yeah because they were loosened up by the mario maker block
Well Hello
https://www.twitch.
tv/jennahamlincgs/profile
>>344405596
Can i get a translation?
>>344405525
>>344405490
>>344405426
I looked up online and there is no reports of what happened, so Ill explain to the extent of my knowledge and someone who knows better can chime in.
So ages ago, there was one GDQ where there was a touhou doll on the couch near constantly. it was passed around, but primarily from one dude who always made sure it kept on-cam. They later found out that guy was a touhou runner and he had wierd fetish shit with it and maybe fucked that doll so they kneejerk reactioned banned Touhou
>>344405331
bioshock was also pretty good honestly.
>>344405331
Hay man, I appreciate how much effort you're putting into this list, but you seriously need to put the Tropical Freeze race in TOP TIER, it was tense as shit.
