Two days in and Pokemon GO is already a shitfest.
http://county17.com/201021174044426240
corpseshu I choose you
>>344344810
>not putting a haunter spawn there
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>>344344810
>It was herself
I just got back from the park and holy fuck is everyone playing this game
Like 20-30 young adults were all on their phones just blankly staring at them and walking around
which, granted isn't any different from what they normally do but this time they don't even look away for a second
at least I talked to some cute girls playing it
>>344344810
>bass pro shop shirt
>shayla and shawna wiggins
>trailer park
fucking white trash get off my videogames
>kid gets his phone mugged playing Pokemon Go
I can only hope there are people out there who are going to dress as Team Rocket and start stealing kids' phones.
If you play this game you are a redditor, I don't care if you've never used reddit before, you belong on reddit and facebook
>>344348338
>not a mankey
>>344344810
>game is a shitfest because someone discovered a body while playing it
>>344348901
>you are a redditor even if you've never been to reddit
Sounds like youre trying to recruit people Mr. Reddit
I'll take the bait though what, besides the game being popular and making you actually go out into the world, makes this game reddit?
>>344348901
>beeing this mad
Wew faggot, it's not my fault, that your mommy.just bought you a fisherprice educational babbyphone
>>344348335
It's even easier than painting a shop-vac like a Meowth and stealing kids Pokemon cards.
>>344348270
>that
>a good chin and beard
You must look like absolute shit.
>>344348901
>having a grudge against anyone who plays Pokemon
Baby wanna talk about his childhood problems?
>>344349678
He looks happier at least
>>344348901
Oh, look. A bigger loser than Pokemon fans and Redditors combined.
>>344349654
That is absolutely a good beard, no question
He also has a good chin, his cheeks are the problem
>>344349279
>>344349297
>>344349696
>a different shiny new iphone game gets popular every few months
>every single underage normie child plays it because it's cool with their group of shit eating 'friends'
>somehow these children think it's ok this time to post their mobile game on /v/ because it's somewhat tied to an actual established(albeit shit-tier) game franchise
Holy fuck that girl is jacked.
>>344349662
>not a Haunter or Gastly
Extremely disappointed
>>344348338
chroma key nigger, use it
>>344349837
I honestly haven't seen anyone post about mobile games outside of pokemon go
>>344349949
That's the point of my post
>>344344810
but thats a good thing
these kids are basically deputy sheriff's now
>>344349837
Fuck off you secret club kiddie.
What makes you think you can tell me what to fucking do? If you hate the normies so much, fuck off back to /r9k/ and drown in your fucking bitch tears.
>>344349878
i'd fight her
Seriously, the last time I even finished a pokemon game was Sapphire
adults still play this kiddie turn based rpg shit?
>>344349678
It's not about being pretty, it's about being happy.
Might look ugly as shit but at least she looks like an ugly as shit woman.
>>344350010
so you're complaining that people are posting about video games on /v/?
ok
>Teen playing new Pokemon game on phone discovers body in river
What a fucking disaster this game is
![YK97ILw---k8tjGcjziVfvZy34QZzrcOdiflQC-0ciCpHOh5lsms_goFmh0A3wmc3Cc=h310[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/f8CWvqn.png "YK97ILw---k8tjGcjziVfvZy34QZzrcOdiflQC-0ciCpHOh5lsms_goFmh0A3wmc3Cc=h310[1].png")
>>344349949
Musta been nice not being here for all of june and july of last year.
>>344345420
>not Corpsfish
shame on you
>>344344810
>nintendo goes mobile gaming
>starts inadventantly giving assistance to crime solving
>number of real life crimescenes discovered by sonypony stay inside casuals: 0
SONY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
NINTENDO IPs STRONK
>>344349837
>wanting to be different this bad
"But mom, I'm not like the others!"
Faggot.
>>344350036
Wow welcome back to 2016, Crypto sama, has this 1000 years old sleep been a good one?
>>344350036
Just manchildren
The absolute oldest you can play these games and still find them somewhat fun is 20.
>>344344810
I wonder if she had that 1000 yard stare before seeing a dead body in the river
>>344350057
I don't if this is just me, but I do genuinely feel that happy people look prettier
>>344349826
Beard is patchy. Mine grows exactly like that, which is why I don't grow one. And the chin is too pointy, even ignoring the fat around it.
>>344350287
Wat about browsing /v/, aren't you getting way too fucking old for that shit?
How about succeeding at life.
>>344350182
Guess I should have clarified, I'm mainly talking about clash of clans and shit like that. Mobile games that are related to actual games are a bit different in my opinion.
>>344349678
He legit looks like a fat woman
>>344350303
Holy shit I didn't even notice it but yeah, she's got the dead eye stare of someone whos seen some shit. Poor girl, she just wanted some water 'mons.
>>344350374
Actually I am. 4chan is for teens and young adults. I'm 25
>>344344810
>it's legit
i'm impressed
>>344350374
but /v/ is a GOOD turn based game
>>344350287
the hacks are pretty fun, with increased difficulty and more varied pokemon locations
>>344350442
25 is young adult?thank fuck, i'm turning 25 next week
>>344350029
You mean in a pokemon fight?
>>344350590
pretty much everything up to 30 is a young adult
>>344350370
looks a bit ungroomed. the color and thickness on the bottom is quite good. If he spent time on it maybe it would look great
>>344350749
this game isn't made by nintendo or gamefreak
and I don't even play it because my phone doesn't support it
>>344350418
This. Fat people are scum.
So how many points did she earn for catching a rare dead floating corpse in her pokeball?
>>344350884
It was made by gamefreak and niantic.
>>344350590
if you're feeling old, just remember that the average Green Beret is in their early 30's, with 40-year-olds being common as well.
most veteran NFL players and UFC fighters are in their 30s too
>>344351009
Gamefreak doesn't have anything to do with it though.
>>344350749
>haha I showed them
:v)
>>344351164
Funny since it has their name on it.
>>344351817
Where do you see it anywhere, on the wiki or the store?
>>344344810
REAL LIFE I CHOOSE YOU!!
Now that's a wake up call, no amount of cuteness is going to cover up those scars.
>>344349837
you can't make this shit up. how pathetic do you have to be to have this as a real problem in your life? why don't you get bent, loser.
>>344351817
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Go
>>344351817
also has nintendos
anything with pokemon on it will have gamefreaks name on it, they didn't do dick to develop it though.
>>344350749
>>344352043
Fatter faces are more feminine, anon. They don't have to work as hard.
>>344349662
>cp10
MODSSS
>that girl
>teen
she looks 24
>>344350749
are those really the noise that you make when you're sucking dick, anon?
>>344351030
Stop it anon.I just turned 22 the other day and I'm already starting to feel like I'm a failure at life
>>344352249
>autism
>the post
Someones gonna follow a pokemon into a back alley and get raped
Reminder to fill your local ghetto with elemental monkeys, chimchar, and mankeys.
>>344344810
>Two days
What a fucking faggot?
Everyone has been playing it for three days now.
This game is posed to be a real phenomenon. I live in a small italian town and in the last days i've seen at least a dozen people of all ages playing it, including a few girls/women. The fun fact is that it hasn't been officialy released yet.
It looks fun and I really Dig the social aspect of it...
>>344350749
>>344350968
agreed
currently a fatfag but i'm down 45 lbs so far this year, i'll probably be where I want to by next summer
>>344352316
If you keep up that attitude you're going to have a hard time. Trust me, I'm 32.
Rather lame, my phone is only android 4.2. Thing crashes as soon as the bar loads up, during that it says gps not found too.
Can't really complain though, it's a $20 smartphone.
>>344352563
Is this where you want to be, fatty?
>>344352463
>>344352674
epic shitpost bro it's not like I didn't see that webm on /b/ 4 years ago
What did he mean by this?
>>344352563
good job anon
keep it up
>>344351581
>>344351978
>>344352060
>>344352497
Look at them seethe out from the cracks, only the coolest memes fit for the coolest people
Post dem mons, anons
>>344344810
>her smile and optimism: gone
hehe... EU when?:/
>>344353274
Canadafag here, I feel you man
>bike 4 miles
>check phone when I stop for water
>only got 1.5 km in distance on eggs
Fucking why
>>344353246
is there a way to get the doctors to inject me with more testosterone so I can finally grow a proper beard?
>>344352871
>Look at them seethe out from the cracks
What does that even mean
>>344353462
how do you know that you went 4 miles?
also biking 4 miles takes like 20 minutes, you should walk two instead
>>344353396
>>344353274
Why must they make us wait?
>>344344810
Did she find a Yamask?
>>344353463
Just tell them you want to Female-to-Male transitionWith that big rack of yours they'll buy it for suresorry for projecting so hard :(
>>344353565
I planned out a destination from my house that was 2 miles away. Biked there and back
>>344351030
>most veteran NFL players
no shit do you think they just come into the league on a whim in their late 20's?
>>344353246
That's a really cute boy.
Honestly I'd fug them if they weren't mentally ill.
>>344353716you're not wrong
>>344353246
>literally no difference except longer hair
lol
>>344345805
but then who was phone
>>344352563
Keep at it, big guy.
>>344353845
most people don't think of the superhumans in the NFL when they think 30-year-old
>>344352463
He's happy he can go into the woman's changing rooms and perv on young girls.
>>344353936
The ear degeneracy got even bigger.
>Haven't been able to register for like a week now.
T-Thanks.
>>344352871
Jesus christ, this is cringe. It's how I used to talk in middle school when I was an edgster
>>344352563
kys fat fuck
nintendo making money, encouraging crime solving, and getting people to get off the couch and lose weight. all with pokemon. fucking based.
>>344353704
>>344353396
>>344353274
We don't even have Miitomo yet lmao
>>344345579
underrated
Imagine playing this game in Detroit
So how long before someone dies because of this game?
>>344354583
not long but people wont stop playing because of that
>>344354583
About yesterday, my dude.
http://www.snopes.com/teen-playing-pokemon-go-stabbed/#!
>>344354745
nice fake article
I guess you could say this took a GHASTLY turn of events for her!
Check my pokemans
I live by the mississippi river, so water types are pretty easy to come by
These blue faggots own all the gyms ij my town
>>344347720
I played it earlier at the park earlier in England. Park was packed. I was the only one who seemed to play it.
>>344353462
If you travel over a certain speed, it doesn't count for eggs. This is so you can't just drive around in your car, both to make it true to Pokemon, and so dumb millennials don't play it and drive.
>>344354930
>stuart little
based
>>344355335
What's the cut off speed then? How slowly do you have to bike for it to count?
>>344354930
What is the star next to the Abra?
>>344355457
I've heard 10 km or 10 miles per hour, but that could be wrong. Maybe check reddit? Their autists have a huge guide on the game.
inb4 "leddit XDDD"
>>344355457
20km/hr
>>344355457
I dunno, I felt like I was going terrible slow for at least 2 of the 4 miles because I was worried about it
My data could've been disconnecting or something though
>>344344810
thats a teen? looks really busted
>>344355724
Don't go slower than you'd walk normally though
>>344355537
I favorited him because I thought he was rare/uncommon and wanted him to appear in the screenshot
>>344354825
IT WILL HAUNTER DREAMS!
>>344355335
A turbo bike is the best way to hatch your eggs in Pokemon games, though.
>>344355795
She lives in a trailer park.
>>344355923
But if you are going to fast, you could be in a car, which is not only dangerous, but more importantly, cheating. Also riding a bike at ebin turbo fast sanic speeds while playing Pokemon Go probably isn't a good idea anyways.
>>344355868
Nice anon! Where'd you find that? How many candies does he take to evolve?
>>344356065
Fuck, too not to. I can't grammar.
>>344355457
the speed where you don't fuck up their google direction algorithms.
stay in specific speeds so google can peddle your metadata to people using Maps.
>>344347720
Saw a couple of groups walking around. A group of people also took over the gym nearby at 2am this morning. My brother also had a couple of kids run into his work away from some junkie that was trying to murder them.
>>344349678
I'd go for it if I thought I could be even vaguely considered a cute grill.
>>344356176
25 candy to evolve
Found it while making a grocery run in a populated area
>>344356260
>not going to fast
>>344344810
Thick
>>344356515
ded
>>344353462
It counts distance as well as speed and pedometer.
If you go to fast it won't work. You're gonna have to hoof it buddy.
>>344353246
I honestly can't tell what gender is the before or after. Obviously he/she started off androgynous enough to pull it off well enough.
>Any form of pokemon related media comes out
>Have to deal with an endless amount of american millennials obsessively clinging to nostalgia while being as condescending as humanly possible about it
>This always happens
>It's impossible to escape from it
2013 was a nightmare
>>344356795
What was 2013 besides X/Y?
>>344350057
Until they start complaining that no one wants to fuck them.
>>344345579
>>344356993
Because being ugly as sin and not getting dick = I need feminism
>>344356993
If you haven't figured it out already nobody wanted to fuck them before either
> mfw Windows Phone
>>344356908
X/Y alone caused an insane amount of noise on the internet. You were literally unable to not hear about pokemon, no matter where you went. It drove me fucking crazy. This year's shaping up to be even worse.
>>344357352
Fuckin moonrunes
>>344357365
I enjoy Pokemon, so it doesn't bother me, but I could see how it could be annoying.
>>344344810
pokemon go you say
>all the normies ITT
Holy shit get out.
>tfw live in Ueno and haven't found a single Pokemon.
Is it because it's not officially out in Japan yet? And why do I keep getting GPS not found?
>>344357814
did you turn the location setting off on your phone?
>>344357678
>You like something I don't like
>FUCKING NORMIES OFF MY BOARD REEEEE!!!!
Seriously, if you don't like Pokemon, don't go into the Pokemon threads.
>>344357352
>Windows Phone
>it can't even run Windows applications
What's the fucking point? The whole fucking gimmick of Windows was compatibility.
>>344357917
Na I've got it on. No idea why it isn't working.
>>344356596
No, that's fat, faggot.
I can't wait for you go faggots to be kidnapped and locked in some psychopaths basement for wandering on their property.
>>344344810
WHEN THE NIGHT HAS COME
>>344358815
Natural selection. Not all Go players are retarded 13 year olds who only use their phones for navigation. Some of us have just a little bit of common sense.
>>344345805
>From another timeline
>>344350381
>pokemon
>Not an actual game
>>344359427
>there was a omanyte on the left path
>>344359720
>>344359384
>Not all Go players are retarded 13 year olds who only use their phones for navigation. Some of us have just a little bit of common sense.
Challenge accepted. I'm coming for you anon.
>>344360527
Come get me
>>344344810
She found a ghost-type
>>344344810
Rather than blaming Nintenfo for getting the kids moving and seeing the shit that is happening around them, shouldn't we thank them for it?
Without Pokemon GO, what the fuck would have happenedto that body?
So have people found any legendaries on it yet?
I just found a mew but it's in the lawn of the White House
>>344364172
What are you, an amateur? Go fucking catch that thing.
>>344362048
Wind River's not that high right now. Someone else probably would have found it if she didn't.
>>344344810
Holy fuck, what kind of pokeball would you need to capture that?
>>344344810
pokemon go is not a game, its a terrible twisted expirience that will ruin your childhood, and your life
boy i can't wait to get on it
>>344344810
Nintendo's Viral marketing is getting dark
>>344345579
Kek.
>>344353246
I'd fuck it either way.
Have you mastered Pokemon Go yet, /v/?
>>344347720
Went to the park earlier, about most people there were playing the game.
I also saw a blind jogger and a couple feral dogs.
>Navyfag
>Pokémon Go has all sorts of places marked on the Norfolk Base
>Our god damn jet on display is a Pokéstop
>The MK 55 underwater mine is a Gym
This game is fucking great.
>Asian buffet is a gym
>>344367739
Is that at 15, shipmate?
>>344368310
Yep yep. And the NEX is the gym where local fags fight for dominance.
>>344368512
What command are you at?
Im going to Ocean City New Jersey tomorrow. What Pogeymen can i expect on the way there and in Ocean City?
>>344368726
CG-55, brother.
>>344369053
Ahhh, word. I'm at 15. Currently on deployment in Bahrain.
>>344354583
Already happened. A kid somehow fell off a bridge.
>somebody walk around and find a corpse.
Could easily happen with anybody walking around.
>>344369561
He looks like Putin wearing a wig.
>>344358546
more like obese even
>>344369671
That's not dave mustaine
>>344348335
Oh my god that is the greatest Idea i've ever heard.
>>344366680
>Gawker
>>344369510
>there is LITERALLY a loading screen warning on bootup of "stay aware of your surroundings, and be alert" and a person walking in profile on a bridge, staring at their fucking phone while a Gyarados looms menacingly
These fucking people.
>>344371106
Can someone remind me what the name of this zonetoon is
>>344371207
The modifuckers
>>344371106
>>344371207
>>344371304
one of his best works so far.
also stupid kid on the bridge deserved it
>>344369561
Is this a young Bailey Jay?
>>344352563
fatass who's down 20 lbs myself since april. keep it up anon. we're gonna make it.
>>344344810
>>teen
her arm is thicker than my thigs
![IMG_3097[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NJRaF99.png "IMG_3097[1].png")
Oh shit.
>>344352563
Keep going man you can pull it off.
>>344371678
>his
I swear it's so irritating how people constantly switch Zone's gender in discussions of her/him
>all these redditfags playing their normieshit
You have to go back, morons
>>344369561
Good choice he was an ugly white faggot before.
>>344372993
There is a goddamn Venusaur near me somewhere. I will find that shit.
What the fuck is the draw in this game?
Don't you just catch pokemons with no fighting at all?
Just swipe to catch and that's it?
Is it just another normie bullshit where "everyone" is playing it so you have to play it too?
>>344372993
That's a mile away.
>go hiking with friends
>two friends are doing nothing but fucking with phones, holding us up
>look over
>Pokemon Go
>they start griping about having no gps signal, the servers or some shit
>our hike takes a lot longer and they bitch out, turn around and we all have to leave (one drove)
>drive back takes twice as long since friend driving keeps pulling over to catch pokemon
Fuck this game.
>>344374796
>Is it just another normie bullshit where "everyone" is playing it so you have to play it too?
Nailed it. It's a pretty simple mobile game, but it's got the Pokemon/Nintendo name on it so people are eating it up.
You catch the original Pokemon and take control of Gyms/choose teams. It seems fun for a distraction but the shit drinks my battery so I'm not going to use it that often.
>>344375638
Sounds like shit friends rather than a shit game.
Isn't it a good thing that someone found the body instead of letting it stay there and letting the evidence degrade?
>>344376239
Or apparently he has...
>Live in Colorado
>Shit tons of Rock / Ground / Fighting types everywhere
>Only have seen one water and I couldn't get him
Feels bad man. Caught a Dugtrio though so that's cool.
>>344344810
Did she catch it?
>>344349678
Trans here. That's why you need to start early. I went on hormones at 14.
>>344377021
Small town in CA
Lots of Rattata, Zubat, Growlithe, Pidgey. No water, got a Pikachu though.
>>344377189
sharpie in pooper pls
>>344377189
can i lick your lips pls
>>344352563
>lost 120lbs over two years
>maintained for six years
>gained 20lbs last month
Can't wake up
>>344349801
>implying he isn't in deep denial or a manic depressant
>>344377189
L O N D O N
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>>344377189
I CANNOT support children making decisions like this.
>>344344810
At least no one's died yet. It's inevitable, but the more time it takes the better.
My friend and I dress up in team rocket uniforms and wait for people with phones out to get near the pokemon we are stalking, only to jump out and steal it from them
>>344353246
Went from fuccboi to fuccboi, what was the point?
>>344377189
take another pic without sucking in your mouth like that
>>344377613
The joke was already made, faggot.
>>344349801
Of course he does, he is using these pictures to justify what he did to other people. It's like a before/after picture in an informercial
Before: Looks miserable, no makeup, tired, ugly beard. messy hair, bad lighting
After: Freshly shaved, heavy use of makeup, neater hair, better lighting
>>344377189
where do I find boipussy
>>344377698
>you can only use a joke once and then no one can use it ever again
Fuck off
>>344377787
If you want to post the same joke again and again, reddit is that way
>>344344810
She'd be a real looker if she shed a few pounds.
>>344354708
Kids getting knifed over cards didn't stop us from playing the real pokemon
![[deathly silence].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GuqpaTF.jpg "[deathly silence].jpg")
>>344377654
>>344373869
It must suck to be this autistic
>>344377654
>walk closer to get pokeballs
>but it didn't connect
>get closer and closer
>finally registered
>someone drove by
>anon, is that you?
NO YOU DON'T KNOW ME
>>344373621
His older alias was PMH.
He signed a Frieza picture as Peter and PMH.
>>344377189
Jawline never lies.
>>344377859
The entirety of 4chan is based around repeating the same jokes over and over again you fucking retard
>>344378802
4chan is about making OC
>>344378802
Yup, he's new.
>>344378940
Not since 2012.
